Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Chibi Potion ❯ Who's Dumb Enough To Kidnap Gohan? ( Chapter 14 )

Chibi-Gohan: Well, Piccolo and Dad found out from Dende where Vegeta hid Mr. Snuggy at so we can go on with our plan right?

Goku: Yep

Piccolo: As soon as Vegeta comes back.

Chibi-Gohan: I know ow to get him here real quick!

Piccolo: How?

Goku: *looks at Chibi-Gohan worriedly* Be careful, last time you did this he tried to strangle you remember?

Chibi-Gohan: Well he started it first, I wouldn't have said anything if he hadn't set fire to all my homework, then told Mom that I never did it in the first place.

Goku: Alright, but I'm not so sure this is the best way to get his attention.

Chibi-Gohan: Don't worry, I'll be fine. *takes a deep breath* Veggie has a wedgie! Veggie has a wedgie! And a lot of hemorrhoids!

Vegeta: *flies through window* THATS IT BOY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! *chases Chibi-Gohan around the room*

Goku: I told him...

Piccolo: *shakes his head* Kids will never learn.

#14 Who's dumb enough to kidnap Gohan?

"Alright class, get into your seats for role call." the teacher called out as the late bell rang. As students shuffled to their seats, the teacher plopped down at her desk and grabbed her grade book.

"Well, I hope you had a nice vacation," she said, grabbing a pen, " and not out on some beach, flirting with the towel boy when you get a phone call from your boss, saying that vacation time had been cut short and you'll be back to teaching dense teenagers things they'll probably forget by the time their- uh whoops!" she blushed as she noticed the dozens of eyes that stared back at her.

"Never mind that, I was just rambling. Okay, lets get on with role. Sharpener?"

"Here!"

"Angela?"

"Yeah?"

While the teacher called out names, Videl was staring at the door, waiting for Gohan to come running through the door. She glanced over to the empty seat next to Erasa, then to the clock.

'He's never been this late before.' She thought as she turned her head back to the door.

"Videl?"

'Maybe he's sick today.'

"Videl?"

'Or he could have lost track of time.'

"Miss Satan!"

"What?!" Videl yelled out, then clasped her hands across her mouth. Everyone stared at her in surprise, then glanced over to the teacher, who looked as surprised as the class.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Shinabe!" Videl apologized, blushing.

"Well I should hope so," Mrs. Shinabe said, turning back to her grade book, "I suggest you get your mind back to school and not on summer vacation." she said sternly as she continued roll.

"Are you feeling okay Videl?" Erasa whispered to her, tapping her on the shoulder. "You seem kinda out of it today."

"Yeah, I'm fine," Videl answered, giving Erasa a reassuring smile, "it's just that Gohan seems later than he usually is."

"Now that you mention it," Erasa said, glancing at the clock, "he does seem to be late. Oh well, he'll probably be running through the door any second now."

"Hey, what's up with nerd-boy?" Sharpener asked, tapping Videl on the shoulder, as their teacher began the day's assignment.

"What are you talking about?"

"Mrs. Shinabe never called his name."

"Well, maybe she saw that he wasn't here yet." Erasa said.

"No, she would've called it, I'll find out." Videl said, raising her hand.

"Yes, Videl?" Mrs. Shinabe asked, seeing Videl's hand.

"I was just wondering if you called out Son Gohan's name."

"Son Gohan? Just a second," Mrs. Shinabe said, opening up her book again. "Hmm, let's see Son, Son, here it is! Oh, he's on the drop list."

"What?!"

"Yes, it says right here, he decided to resume his home schooling."

"No way! That has to be wrong!" Videl cried out.

"It's not, his mother came in last week to sign the papers. Now please sit down so we can resume the lesson."

"Wow, so nerd-boy decided stay home." Sharpener muttered.

"Can't blame him," Erasa said, "He probably had to spend a lot of gas money just to get here on time."

'That's not it.' Videl thought, 'Something's up, come to think of it Goku and Chichi seemed pretty suspicious last week. I'll just have to go to their house after school and find out what's up.'

But she never got a chance to leave town most of the week, she was bombarded with homework, and had to bail the Satan City Police Dept. out of trouble, by Friday afternoon though, she finally found time to go to the Son's house.

When she got there, she saw Chichi outside hanging up laundry, and noticed some clothing was smaller than Goten's. Videl shrugged it off and walked up to her.

"Hi Chichi," Videl greeted politely, startling Chichi into dropping the shirt she was hanging.

"Oh Videl! Hi!" Chichi cried out, recovering from being startled.

"Sorry, here let me help you with that," she offered, picking up the shirt Chichi dropped.

"I see you must've shrank some of Goten's clothes." she said, looking at the smaller shirt.

"Actually," Chichi said, as she hung the shirt on the line. "It's one of the shirts Goten and Gohan used when they were babies."

"Where is Gohan anyway?" Videl asked, looking around. "I wanted to find out why he dropped school."

Before Chichi could answer that, the door suddenly opened, and a naked Gohan ran past hiding behind Videl's legs.

"Oh your babysitting huh?" she asked, looking down at the boy. "Hey there little fella." she said, picking him up, and smiling at him, then she noticed his tail.

"Um actually," Chichi started to say but was interrupted when Goku came outside.

"Gohan! There you are, come on lets get you diapered up before you make a mess." he cried out, picking Gohan out of Videl's arms. "Oh! Hi Videl!" he said cheerfully as he headed back inside, "I'll bring Gohan back out as soon as he gets some clothes on."

"Videl?" Chichi asked when she saw that Videl hadn't blinked for over a minute. "Hello? Videl wake up!" she cried out, waving her hand in front of Videl's face.

"Huh?!" Videl said, snapping back from her daze, and remembering what she saw on the boy. "Did that boy have a t-tail?!" she asked Chichi, hoping that she wasn't just seeing things.

"Yes he did," Chichi reassured her, putting her arm around her shoulder, "there's something you need to know about Gohan though." she tried to say, but was once again interrupted, this time as Goten rushed outside to greet Videl.

"Hi Videl! Dad told me you were here! You seen Gohan already right? He got turned into a baby! Isn't that neat? Now Mom says I can be a big brother to- Ow! What'd you do that for?!" Goten cried out as Chichi held out her frying pan, ready for another strike.

"Goten, go inside the house." Chichi ordered.

"But why?" Goten whined.

"Go now." Chichi warned, staring down at him.

"Oh ok." Goten said as he slumped back into the house.

"He said Gohan right?" Videl asked, Chichi nodded.

"Yeah, that baby is Gohan." Chichi said.

"That's what I thought." Videl said, fainting.

Meanwhile...

"Emperor Pilaf sir! We've finally pinpointed the location of Son Goku."

"Excellent, uh who's Son Goku?" Pilaf asked, as a sweat drop appeared over Mai's head.

"He's that little boy that destroyed your castle thirty years ago sir."

"I knew that! I was just making sure you remembered." Pilaf laughed, as Mai rolled her eyes.

"Sir what do you plan to do now that we've found out where he lives?" Sho asked.

Pilaf thought for a minute or two, before snapping at Sho.

"That's non of your business!"

"He doesn't' know, does he?" Sho asked Mai, who shook her head.

"Quiet!" Pilaf ordered, angrily. "Mai, set the satellite towards Son Goku's house."

*****

"Videl? Are you okay?" Goten asked as Videl came to.

"Yeah, I think so," she said, realizing she was inside the house on the couch. "What happened? Last thing I remember was you guys saying that Gohan was a baby."

"He is a baby." Goten said, picking Gohan up and showing him to Videl, "See?"

Gohan started laughing as Videl's eyes grew wide.

"B-but how?" she stuttered, starting at Gohan in amazement, "And why does he have a tail?"

"Gohan had his tail when he was born," Goku explained, turning to Goten. "Hey Goten, this might take a while to explain to Videl, so why don't you take Gohan outside and go play alright?"

"Sure!" Goten said happily, carrying Gohan outside.

*****

"Sir!" Mai said, pointing at the screen. "We have visual conformation."

"Good work, Mai." Pilaf said staring at the screen.

Mai zoomed in on the image and they all jumped back as they saw a familiar spiky haired boy, playing with another, although smaller boy.

"He hasn't grown in thirty years!" Pilaf exclaimed, staring at the screen, as Mai zoomed out a little more.

"No sir, I think that's him." she said, pointing at the muscular man with the same hair as the boy. "Those must be his children."

Pilaf looked on and turned to Mai.

"I think I came up with a plan."

****

"So Gohan should be brought back to his right age in about eight months with the Dragon Balls. Bulma's right now working on another formula to get Gohan back to his age faster, so we might not have to bother Shenlon if this formula gets finished before we collect all the Dragon Balls." Goku said, finishing telling Videl all that had happened to Gohan so far.

Videl let it all soak into her head for a few minutes before wondering something.

"Goku, you said that Piccolo told you guys that Gohan's mind had also reverted to that of an infant right? Well would the formula be able to reverse those effects?"

"I'm not too sure," Goku admitted, "I think it should, but like I said, if things don't turn out right, we'll just use the Dragon Balls."

"Oh that's right!" Chichi said suddenly. "Videl would you mind watching Gohan tomorrow? I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow, and Goku promised Vegeta he'd go and spar with him."

"I can take Gohan along with me," Goku said, "Goten and Trunks can play with him."

"No I don't want Gohan to get on Vegeta's nerves, Bulma said he's been grumpier than usual, and I don't want Gohan to get hurt."

"Sure, I don't mind watching him," Videl said, as Chichi smiled happily.

"Are you sure?" Goku asked her, "He can be a handful at times."

"It's okay, I can take him to the park with me and Erasa." she answered, glancing at the clock. "I have to get going now, or Dad's gonna blow a casket." she said as she started walking out with Goku and Chichi.

"I'll stop by in the morning with my Jet Copter, bye!" Videl said, taking off into the air.

"Bye Videl!" Goten shouted out, waving his hands. As Chichi looked over at Goku.

"Are you okay with Videl, taking Gohan tomorrow?" she asked him.

"Not really, what if someone tries to kidnap him again?"

"Goku, that was years ago! Your much stronger now, and she's on the police force. I doubt there's anyone stupid enough that would kidnap Gohan."

****

"You actually want to kidnap one of his kids?!" Mai screamed, staring at Pilaf like he had finally gone crazy.

"What's so wrong about that?" Pilaf asked, glaring back at Mai.

"Well, isn't it obvious?" Mai said, pointing to the image of Goku on the screen. "He looks a lot stronger than the last time we ran into him, he could hurt us if he catches us."

"He's not going to catch us." Pilaf said, giving Mai a crazy smile. "because he isn't going to be around."

"Uh exactly what do you mean by that, sir?" Sho asked, looking confusedly at him.

"You heard them!" Pilaf shouted, pointing at the now blank screen. "They're sending the baby out with that girl, she even gave us a location of where she'll be at."

"But sir, that girl is Videl Satan, the daughter of the strongest man in the world." Mai said worriedly, "I've heard that she's pretty strong herself."

"I'm not afraid of any girls!" Pilaf said hotly, "We'll just have to keep an eye on them, and wait for the perfect opportunity to strike."

Chibi-Gohan: *sitting on a stool, as Goku places a band-aid on his forehead* Thanks Dad!

Goku: Next time listen when I tell you to be careful.

Chibi-Gohan: Yeah, but I think Vegeta should've been extra careful. Maybe he'll learn that when he wakes up.

Piccolo: *nudging an unconscious Vegeta with his foot* Well, he should be asleep for a while.

Chibi-Gohan: Mom clocked him good this time.

Chichi: Just look at the mess he made! He deserved it!

Goku: Yeah, but if Gohan didn't make him mad...

Chibi-Gohan: Dad!

Chichi: Gohan! *smacks Chibi-Gohan with Frying Pan of Doom* You know better than that!

Chibi-Gohan: Ow! I'm sorry! I won't do it again! Just quit hitting so hard!