Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Dumbest A**! ❯ The Dumbest Ass! ( One-Shot )
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By: moonsaiyanprincess 
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.24.2002 | Pages: 8 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.24.2002 | Pages: 8 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z, Oh god I wish I did! I also don't own the show, "The Weakest Link". NBC....don't sue my ass.
A/N: I know people will like this. This is a parody of the Show "The Weakest Link" For you Vegeta fans, like moi', you'll like this. For you other character fans, you may want to leave.
The Dumbest Ass!
As a way of making everyone relax, Bulma rounded up everyone at Master Roshi's house to relax and watch t.v. Bulma convinced Vegeta to come by threatening to cook him no food and not to fix the Gravity Machine. The party was great. Everyone DID relax except for Piccolo and Vegeta.
"Come on Vegeta. Relax and have fun"
"Look woman! I'm here, what more do you want from me?" Vegeta asked.
Bulma was about to reply when Gohan shouted "Hey Guys! The Weakest Link is on!". Everyone grabbed a seat in front of the t.v and began to watch. Vegeta was leaning against the wall staring at the group of people before him wasting their lives away.
"Fools! The destruction of this mudhold is right around the corner and I'm stuck here with all these baka's watching shit in a box!" Vegeta thought.
Just then he heard a lady with a smart mouth on t.v insulting the guests. His eyes opened more. He loved verbal sparring. He examined the box that humans called a tv and began to actually enjoy himself. Once the party was over and everyone was getting ready to go home, Vegeta couldn't stop thinking about that lady on that show. That lady actually was liked by the stupid human race for her insults. How come he didn't get that kind of attention? Once back at Capsule Corp, Vegeta stalked to his room and fell asleep. It had been a while since he had had sleep. He began to dream about useless things.
*Vegeta's dream*
Announcer: It's time again for "The Dumbest Ass" And now, that cocky prince we all love, Vegeta!
Applause from the audience fills the studio
Vegeta: Good Evening, today we will have another round of questions for retarded people like you to answer. *Audience laughs at Vegeta's joke*(This is so a dream Vegeta would have) Here are our dumbest asses.
Announcer: This is Bulma. The President of Capsule Corporation. She may prove to actually have a brain under that blue afro she has.
Bulma: Hay. That wasn't nice!
Announcer: Whatever bitch! Anyway her i.q proves that she is the smartest being on this fucking ball of dirty shit.
*Bulma waves and blows a kiss to the audience. Than she middle fingers the Announcer where ever he is hidding. The camera switches to the next dumbass- I mean contestant.*
Announcer: This is Krillin. He's here for one thing, and one thing only. And that's for a life time supply of Hair Growth Formula from "Rogaine".
Krillin: You heard the man. The only shit I know is the shit that came out of my ass last night.
*Krillin thumbs up and puts his hands behinds his head and smiles stupidly. The camera moves to the next contestant*
Announcer: This is Yamcha. He is the looser boyfriend of Bulma. His i.q proves to be very very low.
Yamcha: Hey I'm not as short as Krillin.
Announcer: I wasn't talking about your height. What did you think i.q stood for?
Yamcha: Hold on let me think about this one.
Announcer: The answer is.....
Yamcha: No No. Let me answer it.
*Yamcha puts his index finger to his mouth and begins to so-called "think" for a total of 10 minutes.
Vegeta: Come on already. We have a show to continue with.
Announcer: Sorry Boss. I thought he would have gotten the answer by now.
Vegeta: Never consider anything coming from a dumbass. This is what this show is about.
Announcer: My Bad *coughs humiliatingly (I'm not sure if that's a real word but you understand. Right?* This is Piccolo. A nemak. He is here for one thing and one thing only as well.
Piccolo: That's right! This show promised me a sex changing surgery. I had better have a dick by the end of this show *Piccolo points at Vegeta warningly.
Vegeta: That depends if your not the dumbass that you look like.
*Piccolo mouths fuck you and middle fingers Vegeta. Vegeta shoots Piccolo where some kind of sex organ should be.
Piccolo: Ah Shit that hurts!
Vegeta: You dumbass, there's nothing there!
Piccolo: Still that area is very sensitive!
Vegeta: Whatever!
Announcer: Um Boss...
Vegeta: Yeah what is it?
Announcer: Can WE continue with the show already?
Vegeta: Fine go ahead.
Announcer: Ok....this is Master Roshi, the one who is responsibe for teaching half of the dumbasses on this show the things they know. He also won the World's Martial Arts Tournament some time long ago.
Master Roshi: I'm here for the largest collection in porn magazines. Yippee!!
Announcer: Ok...whatever.*coughs* This is turtle, the 100 year old pet of Master Roshi.
Turtle: I'm here to proove that I'm smarter than the perv standing next to me.
Master Roshi: Hey!! You're just a stupid turtle what do you know?
Turtle: Obviously more than you you old fart!
Marron(Krillin's old girlfriend): Um.....guys.
Master Roshi: Woohee *Master Roshi scans Marrons body repeatdly while a blood pudle coming from his nose forms on the floor.
Announcer: You freaks! Forget yall'. Here is Marron. Statiscally she is the dumbest person on this show.
Marron: Why that's not very nice
Announcer(mimicing Marron's voice): I don't care if you think that that wasn't very nice!
Marron: OOOOOOOHHHH! *Marron growled*
Announcer: Finnaly.....*he switches back to his normal voice.*our last guest is Goku also known as Kakarott. Statistically he is the dumbest being in the universe. (in Vegeta's dream, Goku acts as dumb as a hooker trying to get a customer in front of a police station, In daylight might I add. He has saved the world...*coughing* many ti..*coughing*
Vegeta continues to cough until he has the announcers full attention
Vegeta: Um... I wouldn't go there If I were you. *Vegeta's index finger started to glow a bright yellow and was pointed in the direction of the announcer, where ever he was hiding.*
Announcer: *Gulp* He He. Like I was saying boss, the second strongest fighter, Kakarott defeated a small amount of people who of course were no match for Prince Vegeta. Prince Vegeta only let Kakarott beat those bad guys because he felt sorry for Goku's mental dissability.*The Audience applause' and began chanting "Vegeta" repeatedly until Vegeta held his hand up inthe air for the chanting to cease*
Vegeta: There. Much better.
Goku: Duh! Where am I? I like cheese. My brain is the size of a dragonball!
Announcer: More like the size of the star. Maybe
Vegeta: *stares at Goku blankly, forms a sweatdrop* Now that is a fucking dumbass *the crowd applauses* OK. lets get thsi game started. Since this show is mad for retards, each round will have one question for each contestant. The questions are easy and simple. When you get the answer right don't bank, because money is not important. I'm important. There will be 8 rounds remember there will be *Vegeta held up 8 fingers* 8 rounds. After each round you all will vote off somebody. Let's now play the Dumbest Ass.
*Funky game show music comes on then ends*
Vegeta: OK we will be starting with Bulma....Your question. What does 1 + 1=?
*Bulma stood there with a blank look on her face due to the dumbest question anyone ever asked her*
Bulma: 2???
Vegeta: Holy Shit! I guess your not a dumbass after all!
*Bulma ignored that remark and just stared blankly into space.
Vegeta: Hey Baldy, what is the letter after X?
Krillin: Gee...um..is it Q?
Vegeta: *makes corny buzzer noise* Wrongo ass wipe. The answer is Y as In why the hell were you born.
Krillin: Don't ask me, ask my mom why she had her skirt up and was standing around on a corner when she dropped her lucky quarter.
Vegeta: Whatever. Next Yamcha....
Yamcha: huh???
Vegeta: *sighs* how many fingers am I holding?
*Vegeta holds up the middle finger*
Yamcha: uh.... 1.
Vegeta: Dear God! You got it stupid!
Yamcha: What did I win?
Vegeta: *sarcastically says* You won a chance to kiss my ass
Yamcha: I don't know. That sounds to good.
Vegeta: Piccolo, name a planet in the solar system.
Piccolo: Namek
Vegeta: *makes corny buzzer noise* Ooops I forgot to mention a popular planet not a planet that only you and a few people would know about.
Piccolo: Grrrr!
Vegeta: Awww. Is Piccolo a soar looser? To bad you green piece of shit! Ok.... Master Roshi...what is..
Yamcha: Wait Wait! I got it!
Vegeta: Got what?
Yamcha: I know what i.q stands for.
Vegeta: Well what is it dumbass?
Yamcha: imported squirles.
*A sweat drop forms on Vegeta's head*
Vegeta: Why would it be imported squirles? The word squirles starts with a S not a Q.
Yamcha: How did know? Q is in the qord squirles.
Vegeta: Whatever freak. Master Roshi, what is the name of the egg that fell off the wall and broke it's ass.
Master Roshi: Was it Jack!
Vegeta: Wrong story dumbass! Ok. Turtle, what color is a banana?
Turtle: Yellow?
Vegeta: You got it you shit in a box. Ok. Marron, name a place where a pyramid is?
Marron: Um....Um...Um....
Vegeta: Come on Bitch!
Marron: Um...California?
Vegeta:*makes corny buzzer noise* I'm sorry. I do know where a pyramid is.
Marron: Where is it?
Vegeta: It's over here, come here and your sure to find it.
*Marron leaves where she is and stands infront of Vegeta*
Marron: Where is Mr. Vegeta sir?
*Vegeta unzips his pants*
Vegeta: I'm sure it's down there. See the pyramid is so big that we had to shrink it and hide it. If you suck that *he points to his dick* you are sure to get it
Marron: Oh Boy!
*Marron begins to give Vegeta a blowjob and a smile appears on Vegeta's face*
Vegeta: Kakarott, who is the strongest person in the universe?
*Goku places his finger up to his mouth*
Goku: Um....is it You!
Vegeta: Damn Skippy Bitch. I can't believe it. Your small acorn sized brain actually got the answer right. Besides everyone knows that I'm the strongest being in the universe.
*The audience roars with happiness and cheers, it soon dies down*
Vegeta: Ok. We have reached the end of this round who will be vote of?
Announcer: Statisticly Bulma, Yamcha, Goku, and Turtle are the strongest links in this round. While Master Roshi, Marron, Krillin, and Piccolo are the Dumbest Asses. Statistics don't matter only what the contestants do matters.
*5 minutes pass. *
Bulma: Goku
Krillin: Goku
Yamcha: Yamcha
Vegeta: Dumbass you can't vote yourself off!
Yamcha: Like hell I won't
Vegeta:*sighs* whatever
Piccolo: Yamcha
Master Roshi: Turtle
Turtle: Master Roshi
Marron: Yamcha
Goku: Yamcha
Vegeta: Ok Yamcha. Ja ne'.
Yamcha: Don't I get a chance to hear why everyone wanted me off?
Vegeta: Um....no! Ja ne'
***********Corny Commercial break**************
Vegeta: Welcome back to the Dumbest Ass. Here is our second round. Bulma, what is the name of the corporation that you work for?
Bulma: Duh! Capsule Corp!
Vegeta: Way to go Bitch! Now Krillin, what is the name of the boat that came to America and landed on Plymoth Rock?
Krillin: the Titanic
Vegeta: Nope baldy, it's the Mayflower. Ok Piccolo, what is the cloud that Kakarott humps- I mean he flies.
Piccolo: Nimbus?
Vegeta: Correct, Yamcha, what the hell are you still doing here?
Yamcha: I don't know, where am I suppose to go?
Vegeta: Hell
Yamcha: Is that very far?
Vegeta: Oh no!
*Vegeta blasts Yamcha and all that's left is a pile of ash.*
Vegeta: Now that that's taken care of, Master Roshi, what is the name of the Planet that the green piece of shit is from?
*Vegeta pointed to Piccolo*
Piccolo: Hey!!
Master Roshi: Um.. Planet Namek?
Vegeta: Corectomundo you old fart! Ok, Marron, what is your name?
Marron: Mmmmmpphhmm
*Marron was saying her name but it was muffled due to her mouth ....well you know..*
Vegeta: Correct sweet thang. Ok turtle, who is giving me a blow job?
Turtle: Marron?
Vegeta: That's right, and she's doing it well.
Marron: Um..Mr. Vegeta sir, are you sure it's hear? Have I found it yet?
Vegeta: You are so warm.
Marron: Really???
Vegeta: Hell Yeah. Ok Kakarott, what is the name of the ugly ass cat who is underneath Kami's Lookout?
Kakarott: Um..Korrin?
Vegeta: I'm impressed Goku, you actually got it. Ok, it's the end of the round, who will be voted off?
Announcer: Statisticly Bulma, Piccolo, Master Roshi, Turtle, and Marron strongest links in this round. While Krillin is the Dumbest Ass. Statistics don't matter only what the contestants do matters.
*5 minutes pass. *
All the contestants yelled Marron's name.
Marron: Aw Man. And I didn't even get a chance to find the pyramid.
Vegeta: If you'd like I'll give you another chance to find the pyramid later tonight.
Marron: Wow! Thankyou so much Mr. Vegeta.
Vegeta: *chuckles* Your so welcome....listen all of you. I have grown bored of this waiting. Let's just rush to the last round.
Turtle: What about the rest of us?
Vegeta: oh, the last round will only consist of Bulma and Kakarott, See You freak in Hell.
Master Roshi, Krillin, Piccolo, and Turtle: See You there Jerk!
Vegeta: Whatever, ok, Bulma....what is 100 + 0=?
Bulma: I don;t know why the hell I'm still here but , the answer is 100.
Vegeta: Congratulations now Kakarott, what is the name of the Planet that you came from?
Goku: Um... Jupiter?
Vegeta: Jupiter? Jupiter? I'll show you Jupiter you fun loving funky gi wearing, cloud humping, fucked up hair day, dick licker bitch.
*Vegeta disentergrated Goku with his Gallic Gun*
Vegeta: In the End, the Dumbest Ass was Kakarott, naturally.
Bulma: Um... since I won, what do I win?
****************In Reality***************
Bulma had finished doing Vegeta's laundry and was bringing it to Vegeta's room.
"My god, he is still asleep. I didn't think he was that bored at Master Roshi's house! "Bulma exclaimed.
Bulma started towards the bed, Vegeta could feel Bulma's small ki and reached out to her. (He is still sleep) Bulma landed of Vegeta. Vegeta opened his eyes and asked.
"Are you ready for your prize little one?"
"I...I..I"
"Like always, you are so simpleminded." Vegeta replied.
Bulma was loss for words. Vegeta didn't realize that he was awake. He thought he was still dreaming. Vegeta began to purr and pull Bulma closer to him.
"Ve-Veg-Vegeta...Wh-"
"Ssshhh!, your prize will come soon enough."
Vegeta grinded Bulma's hips to his and the next thing you know, Vegeta took Bulma and made her his mate.
*Use your imagination people*
1 1/2 hour later.....
Vegeta was sprawled over the bed with Bulma's head on his chest.
"So how was your prize?" Vegeta asked
"Vegeta.... I admit what we just did was wonderful, but how was that a prize?" Bulma answered.
"How can you say that? You won the game?"
"What Game?"
"You know the Dumbest Ass. Don't play dumb woman!"
"I'm not Vegeta!"
"You mean that there was no game?"
"No"
No Kakarott, or Yamcha being disentergrated."
"No Vegeta"
"Oh Shit!" Vegeta replied.
The End. Was it worth it. Was it good? Please review.
A/N: I know people will like this. This is a parody of the Show "The Weakest Link" For you Vegeta fans, like moi', you'll like this. For you other character fans, you may want to leave.
The Dumbest Ass!
As a way of making everyone relax, Bulma rounded up everyone at Master Roshi's house to relax and watch t.v. Bulma convinced Vegeta to come by threatening to cook him no food and not to fix the Gravity Machine. The party was great. Everyone DID relax except for Piccolo and Vegeta.
"Come on Vegeta. Relax and have fun"
"Look woman! I'm here, what more do you want from me?" Vegeta asked.
Bulma was about to reply when Gohan shouted "Hey Guys! The Weakest Link is on!". Everyone grabbed a seat in front of the t.v and began to watch. Vegeta was leaning against the wall staring at the group of people before him wasting their lives away.
"Fools! The destruction of this mudhold is right around the corner and I'm stuck here with all these baka's watching shit in a box!" Vegeta thought.
Just then he heard a lady with a smart mouth on t.v insulting the guests. His eyes opened more. He loved verbal sparring. He examined the box that humans called a tv and began to actually enjoy himself. Once the party was over and everyone was getting ready to go home, Vegeta couldn't stop thinking about that lady on that show. That lady actually was liked by the stupid human race for her insults. How come he didn't get that kind of attention? Once back at Capsule Corp, Vegeta stalked to his room and fell asleep. It had been a while since he had had sleep. He began to dream about useless things.
*Vegeta's dream*
Announcer: It's time again for "The Dumbest Ass" And now, that cocky prince we all love, Vegeta!
Applause from the audience fills the studio
Vegeta: Good Evening, today we will have another round of questions for retarded people like you to answer. *Audience laughs at Vegeta's joke*(This is so a dream Vegeta would have) Here are our dumbest asses.
Announcer: This is Bulma. The President of Capsule Corporation. She may prove to actually have a brain under that blue afro she has.
Bulma: Hay. That wasn't nice!
Announcer: Whatever bitch! Anyway her i.q proves that she is the smartest being on this fucking ball of dirty shit.
*Bulma waves and blows a kiss to the audience. Than she middle fingers the Announcer where ever he is hidding. The camera switches to the next dumbass- I mean contestant.*
Announcer: This is Krillin. He's here for one thing, and one thing only. And that's for a life time supply of Hair Growth Formula from "Rogaine".
Krillin: You heard the man. The only shit I know is the shit that came out of my ass last night.
*Krillin thumbs up and puts his hands behinds his head and smiles stupidly. The camera moves to the next contestant*
Announcer: This is Yamcha. He is the looser boyfriend of Bulma. His i.q proves to be very very low.
Yamcha: Hey I'm not as short as Krillin.
Announcer: I wasn't talking about your height. What did you think i.q stood for?
Yamcha: Hold on let me think about this one.
Announcer: The answer is.....
Yamcha: No No. Let me answer it.
*Yamcha puts his index finger to his mouth and begins to so-called "think" for a total of 10 minutes.
Vegeta: Come on already. We have a show to continue with.
Announcer: Sorry Boss. I thought he would have gotten the answer by now.
Vegeta: Never consider anything coming from a dumbass. This is what this show is about.
Announcer: My Bad *coughs humiliatingly (I'm not sure if that's a real word but you understand. Right?* This is Piccolo. A nemak. He is here for one thing and one thing only as well.
Piccolo: That's right! This show promised me a sex changing surgery. I had better have a dick by the end of this show *Piccolo points at Vegeta warningly.
Vegeta: That depends if your not the dumbass that you look like.
*Piccolo mouths fuck you and middle fingers Vegeta. Vegeta shoots Piccolo where some kind of sex organ should be.
Piccolo: Ah Shit that hurts!
Vegeta: You dumbass, there's nothing there!
Piccolo: Still that area is very sensitive!
Vegeta: Whatever!
Announcer: Um Boss...
Vegeta: Yeah what is it?
Announcer: Can WE continue with the show already?
Vegeta: Fine go ahead.
Announcer: Ok....this is Master Roshi, the one who is responsibe for teaching half of the dumbasses on this show the things they know. He also won the World's Martial Arts Tournament some time long ago.
Master Roshi: I'm here for the largest collection in porn magazines. Yippee!!
Announcer: Ok...whatever.*coughs* This is turtle, the 100 year old pet of Master Roshi.
Turtle: I'm here to proove that I'm smarter than the perv standing next to me.
Master Roshi: Hey!! You're just a stupid turtle what do you know?
Turtle: Obviously more than you you old fart!
Marron(Krillin's old girlfriend): Um.....guys.
Master Roshi: Woohee *Master Roshi scans Marrons body repeatdly while a blood pudle coming from his nose forms on the floor.
Announcer: You freaks! Forget yall'. Here is Marron. Statiscally she is the dumbest person on this show.
Marron: Why that's not very nice
Announcer(mimicing Marron's voice): I don't care if you think that that wasn't very nice!
Marron: OOOOOOOHHHH! *Marron growled*
Announcer: Finnaly.....*he switches back to his normal voice.*our last guest is Goku also known as Kakarott. Statistically he is the dumbest being in the universe. (in Vegeta's dream, Goku acts as dumb as a hooker trying to get a customer in front of a police station, In daylight might I add. He has saved the world...*coughing* many ti..*coughing*
Vegeta continues to cough until he has the announcers full attention
Vegeta: Um... I wouldn't go there If I were you. *Vegeta's index finger started to glow a bright yellow and was pointed in the direction of the announcer, where ever he was hiding.*
Announcer: *Gulp* He He. Like I was saying boss, the second strongest fighter, Kakarott defeated a small amount of people who of course were no match for Prince Vegeta. Prince Vegeta only let Kakarott beat those bad guys because he felt sorry for Goku's mental dissability.*The Audience applause' and began chanting "Vegeta" repeatedly until Vegeta held his hand up inthe air for the chanting to cease*
Vegeta: There. Much better.
Goku: Duh! Where am I? I like cheese. My brain is the size of a dragonball!
Announcer: More like the size of the star. Maybe
Vegeta: *stares at Goku blankly, forms a sweatdrop* Now that is a fucking dumbass *the crowd applauses* OK. lets get thsi game started. Since this show is mad for retards, each round will have one question for each contestant. The questions are easy and simple. When you get the answer right don't bank, because money is not important. I'm important. There will be 8 rounds remember there will be *Vegeta held up 8 fingers* 8 rounds. After each round you all will vote off somebody. Let's now play the Dumbest Ass.
*Funky game show music comes on then ends*
Vegeta: OK we will be starting with Bulma....Your question. What does 1 + 1=?
*Bulma stood there with a blank look on her face due to the dumbest question anyone ever asked her*
Bulma: 2???
Vegeta: Holy Shit! I guess your not a dumbass after all!
*Bulma ignored that remark and just stared blankly into space.
Vegeta: Hey Baldy, what is the letter after X?
Krillin: Gee...um..is it Q?
Vegeta: *makes corny buzzer noise* Wrongo ass wipe. The answer is Y as In why the hell were you born.
Krillin: Don't ask me, ask my mom why she had her skirt up and was standing around on a corner when she dropped her lucky quarter.
Vegeta: Whatever. Next Yamcha....
Yamcha: huh???
Vegeta: *sighs* how many fingers am I holding?
*Vegeta holds up the middle finger*
Yamcha: uh.... 1.
Vegeta: Dear God! You got it stupid!
Yamcha: What did I win?
Vegeta: *sarcastically says* You won a chance to kiss my ass
Yamcha: I don't know. That sounds to good.
Vegeta: Piccolo, name a planet in the solar system.
Piccolo: Namek
Vegeta: *makes corny buzzer noise* Ooops I forgot to mention a popular planet not a planet that only you and a few people would know about.
Piccolo: Grrrr!
Vegeta: Awww. Is Piccolo a soar looser? To bad you green piece of shit! Ok.... Master Roshi...what is..
Yamcha: Wait Wait! I got it!
Vegeta: Got what?
Yamcha: I know what i.q stands for.
Vegeta: Well what is it dumbass?
Yamcha: imported squirles.
*A sweat drop forms on Vegeta's head*
Vegeta: Why would it be imported squirles? The word squirles starts with a S not a Q.
Yamcha: How did know? Q is in the qord squirles.
Vegeta: Whatever freak. Master Roshi, what is the name of the egg that fell off the wall and broke it's ass.
Master Roshi: Was it Jack!
Vegeta: Wrong story dumbass! Ok. Turtle, what color is a banana?
Turtle: Yellow?
Vegeta: You got it you shit in a box. Ok. Marron, name a place where a pyramid is?
Marron: Um....Um...Um....
Vegeta: Come on Bitch!
Marron: Um...California?
Vegeta:*makes corny buzzer noise* I'm sorry. I do know where a pyramid is.
Marron: Where is it?
Vegeta: It's over here, come here and your sure to find it.
*Marron leaves where she is and stands infront of Vegeta*
Marron: Where is Mr. Vegeta sir?
*Vegeta unzips his pants*
Vegeta: I'm sure it's down there. See the pyramid is so big that we had to shrink it and hide it. If you suck that *he points to his dick* you are sure to get it
Marron: Oh Boy!
*Marron begins to give Vegeta a blowjob and a smile appears on Vegeta's face*
Vegeta: Kakarott, who is the strongest person in the universe?
*Goku places his finger up to his mouth*
Goku: Um....is it You!
Vegeta: Damn Skippy Bitch. I can't believe it. Your small acorn sized brain actually got the answer right. Besides everyone knows that I'm the strongest being in the universe.
*The audience roars with happiness and cheers, it soon dies down*
Vegeta: Ok. We have reached the end of this round who will be vote of?
Announcer: Statisticly Bulma, Yamcha, Goku, and Turtle are the strongest links in this round. While Master Roshi, Marron, Krillin, and Piccolo are the Dumbest Asses. Statistics don't matter only what the contestants do matters.
*5 minutes pass. *
Bulma: Goku
Krillin: Goku
Yamcha: Yamcha
Vegeta: Dumbass you can't vote yourself off!
Yamcha: Like hell I won't
Vegeta:*sighs* whatever
Piccolo: Yamcha
Master Roshi: Turtle
Turtle: Master Roshi
Marron: Yamcha
Goku: Yamcha
Vegeta: Ok Yamcha. Ja ne'.
Yamcha: Don't I get a chance to hear why everyone wanted me off?
Vegeta: Um....no! Ja ne'
***********Corny Commercial break**************
Vegeta: Welcome back to the Dumbest Ass. Here is our second round. Bulma, what is the name of the corporation that you work for?
Bulma: Duh! Capsule Corp!
Vegeta: Way to go Bitch! Now Krillin, what is the name of the boat that came to America and landed on Plymoth Rock?
Krillin: the Titanic
Vegeta: Nope baldy, it's the Mayflower. Ok Piccolo, what is the cloud that Kakarott humps- I mean he flies.
Piccolo: Nimbus?
Vegeta: Correct, Yamcha, what the hell are you still doing here?
Yamcha: I don't know, where am I suppose to go?
Vegeta: Hell
Yamcha: Is that very far?
Vegeta: Oh no!
*Vegeta blasts Yamcha and all that's left is a pile of ash.*
Vegeta: Now that that's taken care of, Master Roshi, what is the name of the Planet that the green piece of shit is from?
*Vegeta pointed to Piccolo*
Piccolo: Hey!!
Master Roshi: Um.. Planet Namek?
Vegeta: Corectomundo you old fart! Ok, Marron, what is your name?
Marron: Mmmmmpphhmm
*Marron was saying her name but it was muffled due to her mouth ....well you know..*
Vegeta: Correct sweet thang. Ok turtle, who is giving me a blow job?
Turtle: Marron?
Vegeta: That's right, and she's doing it well.
Marron: Um..Mr. Vegeta sir, are you sure it's hear? Have I found it yet?
Vegeta: You are so warm.
Marron: Really???
Vegeta: Hell Yeah. Ok Kakarott, what is the name of the ugly ass cat who is underneath Kami's Lookout?
Kakarott: Um..Korrin?
Vegeta: I'm impressed Goku, you actually got it. Ok, it's the end of the round, who will be voted off?
Announcer: Statisticly Bulma, Piccolo, Master Roshi, Turtle, and Marron strongest links in this round. While Krillin is the Dumbest Ass. Statistics don't matter only what the contestants do matters.
*5 minutes pass. *
All the contestants yelled Marron's name.
Marron: Aw Man. And I didn't even get a chance to find the pyramid.
Vegeta: If you'd like I'll give you another chance to find the pyramid later tonight.
Marron: Wow! Thankyou so much Mr. Vegeta.
Vegeta: *chuckles* Your so welcome....listen all of you. I have grown bored of this waiting. Let's just rush to the last round.
Turtle: What about the rest of us?
Vegeta: oh, the last round will only consist of Bulma and Kakarott, See You freak in Hell.
Master Roshi, Krillin, Piccolo, and Turtle: See You there Jerk!
Vegeta: Whatever, ok, Bulma....what is 100 + 0=?
Bulma: I don;t know why the hell I'm still here but , the answer is 100.
Vegeta: Congratulations now Kakarott, what is the name of the Planet that you came from?
Goku: Um... Jupiter?
Vegeta: Jupiter? Jupiter? I'll show you Jupiter you fun loving funky gi wearing, cloud humping, fucked up hair day, dick licker bitch.
*Vegeta disentergrated Goku with his Gallic Gun*
Vegeta: In the End, the Dumbest Ass was Kakarott, naturally.
Bulma: Um... since I won, what do I win?
****************In Reality***************
Bulma had finished doing Vegeta's laundry and was bringing it to Vegeta's room.
"My god, he is still asleep. I didn't think he was that bored at Master Roshi's house! "Bulma exclaimed.
Bulma started towards the bed, Vegeta could feel Bulma's small ki and reached out to her. (He is still sleep) Bulma landed of Vegeta. Vegeta opened his eyes and asked.
"Are you ready for your prize little one?"
"I...I..I"
"Like always, you are so simpleminded." Vegeta replied.
Bulma was loss for words. Vegeta didn't realize that he was awake. He thought he was still dreaming. Vegeta began to purr and pull Bulma closer to him.
"Ve-Veg-Vegeta...Wh-"
"Ssshhh!, your prize will come soon enough."
Vegeta grinded Bulma's hips to his and the next thing you know, Vegeta took Bulma and made her his mate.
*Use your imagination people*
1 1/2 hour later.....
Vegeta was sprawled over the bed with Bulma's head on his chest.
"So how was your prize?" Vegeta asked
"Vegeta.... I admit what we just did was wonderful, but how was that a prize?" Bulma answered.
"How can you say that? You won the game?"
"What Game?"
"You know the Dumbest Ass. Don't play dumb woman!"
"I'm not Vegeta!"
"You mean that there was no game?"
"No"
No Kakarott, or Yamcha being disentergrated."
"No Vegeta"
"Oh Shit!" Vegeta replied.
The End. Was it worth it. Was it good? Please review.