Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Embarass Gohan Show! ❯ The Race ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
Umm, uhhh, Gohan and Goten have a race. Oh, and Trunks comes around to distract Gohan so Goten can escape being tied up to a chair so they can Embarass Gohan! Hehehehe. Yeah, okay, please read.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.01.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 297 | Status: Completed
Umm, uhhh, Gohan and Goten have a race. Oh, and Trunks comes around to distract Gohan so Goten can escape being tied up to a chair so they can Embarass Gohan! Hehehehe. Yeah, okay, please read.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.01.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 297 | Status: Completed
A/N: Okay, we're bored again so we're going to embarass teenage Gohan. If anyone is reading this, we don't hate him, in fact he's one of our favorite characters. It's just fun to embarass him. Yeah, so please review.
Disclaimer: Don't own Gohan, or any of the DBZ characters, or any ideas you may have seen from other shows.
The Race
Last week Gohan had been embarassed at school, and the week before that he had been embarassed on national television. This time he was preparing to stay home and not get zapped away to be embarassed. Since Goten was the cause of all his problems, Gohan had tied him up to a chair in his room.
Gohan: Haha, now the show can't go on, and we're tied 2-2 on how much times we were embarassed, counting the time mom chased you with a bathroom scale.
Goten: Oh yeah? *waits 5 mintues* Trunks, that's your cue!
Gohan: Cue? What do you mean? *sees Trunks flying by his window*
Trunks: Hey Gohan! How ya doing?
Gohan: Hey Trunks! What are you doing flying outside my window?
Trunks: Oh nothing. *waits for Goten to leave* GO!
Gohan: Huh? What's going on?
Trunks: I'm trying to create a diversion for Goten to leave. LEAVE GOTEN!
Gohan: What? He's leaving?! *Looks back at the chair, now empty* I should have seen that coming. *is suddenly zapped away to the studio*
Goten: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 3-2!
Gohan: Great. Hey, where's that freaky announcer person?
Announcer Host Person Dude: I'm right here, and welcome to the Embarass Gohan Show!
Gohan: Damn, I hate this. Hey, where's the audience?
Announcer Host Person Dude: I'll bring them around when I think of something to do that will embarass you.
Trunks: When will that be?
Gohan: Hey, how'd you get here so fast?
Trunks: Uh, instant transmission?
Gohan: Right. Why don't you just send me home now? I'm already embarassed since Trunks helped Goten escape.
Goten: Too bad, that's not enough. Hehehe.
Announcer Host Person Dude: I got it! *audience appears* Hello everyone and welcome to the Embarass Gohan Show! I'm your host, Announcer Host Person Dude!
Gohan: So you finally admit that it's called the Embarass Gohan Show.
Goten: *whispering to the Announcer Host Person Dude* No, you idiot it's called..., uh, wait, let me think. Ah, forget it, lets just keep it the Embarass Gohan Show.
Gohan: Thank you, now let me leave so I can go home and *Goten interrupts*
Goten: Fold my teddy bear underwear.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Gohan you want to fold your teddy bear underwear?
Gohan: I never said that!
Trunks: Say what?
Gohan: That I was going home to fold my teddy bear underwear!
Goten has two tape recorders in his hands and is grinning evilly. He turns on one tape recorder which says, in Gohan's voice: Let me leave so I can go home and... Goten turns on the second one, and it plays, also in Gohan's voice: Fold my teddy bear underwear!
Gohan: Ahhhhhh! Goten tell me why you're trying to embarass me so much!
Goten: Well the show is called Embarass Gohan.
Gohan: Okay then, and how did you get the host and Trunks to help you?
Goten: It really wasn't that hard. I paid them $100 each.
Gohan: Where did you get the money? And why is the currency in dollars?
Goten: I found the money in your room.
Gohan: Well then where did I get dollars? Wait, you stole my money?!
Goten: No, I just found it in your room.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Lets just get on with the show and embarass Gohan. So first we will have an algebra test.
Gohan: We're not in school you know, any I've been learning algebra since I was like 4 so I'm really good and you can't do anything to embarass me.
Announcer Host Person Dude: You'll see. Okay so you and Goten will face off. Here are your questions. *hands Gohan a paper with very difficult problems*
Gohan: Ha, this is easy. *starts working on the problems*
Announcer Host Person Dude: It doesn't matter. Anyway, here's yours Goten. *gives him a totally blank paper*
Goten: *draws a picture horse* Done!
Gohan: How are you done? You never went to school before! *sees the drawing* Oh. Umm, how is that related to algebra?
Goten: Algebra? What are you talking about? We were having a drawing contest.
Trunks: Yeah, Gohan, you idiot! It's a drawing contest.
Gohan: Then why did I get a paper with algebra questions on it?
Announcer Host Person Dude: No you didn't. Why don't you check your paper.
Gohan: Okay, but it's going to be the same as before. *sees that he's been writing on a blank paper* Oh right. Of course it's blank.
Announcer Host Person Dude: So where is your picture?
Gohan: Uhh. *quickly draws a life-like picture of a horse* There you go.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Hmm, let's ask the audience which one they like. *they pick Goten's*
Goten: Yay! I won. Hahahaha!
Gohan: How could you pick his?! All he has is a couple of circles with lines for legs!
Goten: Check again, big brother. *looks and sees that his picture has been switched with Goten's*
Gohan: Great, so I drew a stick horse.
Trunks: You suck if a 7 year old can draw better than you.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Embarassed aren't you Gohan?
Gohan: Yes, so can I go home now?
Goten: Not yet. We have to embarass you more. Oh, and now the score is 4-2.
Trunks: Actually it's 5-2. He drew that pathetic picture of a horse and you got him to say he's going home to fold his teddy bear underwear.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Let's count. The two that Trunks just mentioned, Goten escaping from him, being more stupid than his stupidest classmate, getting zapped to school with his pants down when he was wearing his teddy bear underwear, oh and getting kissed by his mother on national television. The score is 6-2.
Gohan: See you embarassed me more times than you had episodes, so I should leave.
Goten: Okay, but it should be like 10-2 by the next episode.
Gohan: No, cause there won't be a next episode. You can't make me do another show.
Goten: Yeah we can, if you don't we'll tell the people the truth about you. *waits for ominous music* Ehmm.
Trunks: Oops, sorry. *presses a button and omibous music plays*
Goten: That's better. Now we will have to tell them the truth that you are actually stupid!
Gohan: What?! I'm not stupid! I mean, I'm like the only person who got an education so how can you say I'm stupid? *sees Trunks with a tape recorder in his hand, and a huge evil grin on his face* You're going to use that to blackmail me, aren't you?
Announcer Host Person Dude: Of course, what else would it be for?
Gohan: Uhh, I don't know. Well since I'm forced to come back for another show, can I leave for this episode?
Goten: See it doesn't work that way. You can only go when we say.
Gohan: And when will that be?
Goten: How about right... *waits a couple minutes*
Gohan: Hurry up and say, "now".
Goten: Too bad, I wasn't going to say that. I was saying, how about right after you and me race.
Gohan: Grr, damn you. Okay, but I get to leave as soon as we're done.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Okay, then it's set. When I say go, you guys begin. Everyone get into place. *Trunks is seen flying off*
Gohan: Wait, where are racing to?
Announcer Host Person Dude: *whispering* Master Roshi's house. *normally* Okay, GO!
Gohan: Huh? Where do we go?
Announcer Host Person Dude: Are you deaf? I already told you, Master Roshi's house.
Gohan flies off toward Master Roshi's island and goes SSJ to catch up with Goten. He soon passes him, but Goten only grins at Gohan. As he gets closer to Master Roshi's house, Gohan sees Trunks.
Trunks: Hey you better hurry up! I saw your opponent go by like 20 minutes ago.
Gohan: I haven't even been racing that long.
Trunks: Well you get my point. See you at Master Roshi's house.
Gohan soon gets there and sees Bulma, Master Roshi, and Krillin waiting outside.
Gohan: Hi guys, I won the race so I can finally go home and relax.
Bulma: What are you talking about, Krillin was here 10 minutes ago.
Gohan: Krillin? I was racing Goten!
Trunks: *comes out of the house* No you weren't. The race was between you and Krillin, you idiot.
Goten: *also comes out of the house* And besides, I would have won, seeing as I was here 20 minutes ago.
Gohan: I was talking to you in the studio 20 minutes ago!
Goten: Wrong again, Gohan. So what is it now, 7-2?
Gohan: If mom found out what you do in your free time...
Goten: She already knows and besides, so she doesn't interfere, I hid all here frying pans.
Chichi: *appears carrying a toilet* So that's why I can't find them! Well your going to pay!
Goten: AHHHH!! *runs in the house with his mom after him*
Gohan: Well it's 7-3 now. Damn, I'm still far behind.
Krillin: Hey, how come your mom keeps using bathroom appliances?
Gohan: She must be tearing up our bathroom!! *runs into Master Roshi's house*
Announcer Host Person Dude: Well that's our show! Stay tuned for the next episode of Embarass Gohan! *disappears with audience*
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The humor seems to be getting more and more random isn't it? Oh well I don't have any ideas, so please review and tell us what you thought. Don't mind flames.
Disclaimer: Don't own Gohan, or any of the DBZ characters, or any ideas you may have seen from other shows.
The Race
Last week Gohan had been embarassed at school, and the week before that he had been embarassed on national television. This time he was preparing to stay home and not get zapped away to be embarassed. Since Goten was the cause of all his problems, Gohan had tied him up to a chair in his room.
Gohan: Haha, now the show can't go on, and we're tied 2-2 on how much times we were embarassed, counting the time mom chased you with a bathroom scale.
Goten: Oh yeah? *waits 5 mintues* Trunks, that's your cue!
Gohan: Cue? What do you mean? *sees Trunks flying by his window*
Trunks: Hey Gohan! How ya doing?
Gohan: Hey Trunks! What are you doing flying outside my window?
Trunks: Oh nothing. *waits for Goten to leave* GO!
Gohan: Huh? What's going on?
Trunks: I'm trying to create a diversion for Goten to leave. LEAVE GOTEN!
Gohan: What? He's leaving?! *Looks back at the chair, now empty* I should have seen that coming. *is suddenly zapped away to the studio*
Goten: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 3-2!
Gohan: Great. Hey, where's that freaky announcer person?
Announcer Host Person Dude: I'm right here, and welcome to the Embarass Gohan Show!
Gohan: Damn, I hate this. Hey, where's the audience?
Announcer Host Person Dude: I'll bring them around when I think of something to do that will embarass you.
Trunks: When will that be?
Gohan: Hey, how'd you get here so fast?
Trunks: Uh, instant transmission?
Gohan: Right. Why don't you just send me home now? I'm already embarassed since Trunks helped Goten escape.
Goten: Too bad, that's not enough. Hehehe.
Announcer Host Person Dude: I got it! *audience appears* Hello everyone and welcome to the Embarass Gohan Show! I'm your host, Announcer Host Person Dude!
Gohan: So you finally admit that it's called the Embarass Gohan Show.
Goten: *whispering to the Announcer Host Person Dude* No, you idiot it's called..., uh, wait, let me think. Ah, forget it, lets just keep it the Embarass Gohan Show.
Gohan: Thank you, now let me leave so I can go home and *Goten interrupts*
Goten: Fold my teddy bear underwear.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Gohan you want to fold your teddy bear underwear?
Gohan: I never said that!
Trunks: Say what?
Gohan: That I was going home to fold my teddy bear underwear!
Goten has two tape recorders in his hands and is grinning evilly. He turns on one tape recorder which says, in Gohan's voice: Let me leave so I can go home and... Goten turns on the second one, and it plays, also in Gohan's voice: Fold my teddy bear underwear!
Gohan: Ahhhhhh! Goten tell me why you're trying to embarass me so much!
Goten: Well the show is called Embarass Gohan.
Gohan: Okay then, and how did you get the host and Trunks to help you?
Goten: It really wasn't that hard. I paid them $100 each.
Gohan: Where did you get the money? And why is the currency in dollars?
Goten: I found the money in your room.
Gohan: Well then where did I get dollars? Wait, you stole my money?!
Goten: No, I just found it in your room.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Lets just get on with the show and embarass Gohan. So first we will have an algebra test.
Gohan: We're not in school you know, any I've been learning algebra since I was like 4 so I'm really good and you can't do anything to embarass me.
Announcer Host Person Dude: You'll see. Okay so you and Goten will face off. Here are your questions. *hands Gohan a paper with very difficult problems*
Gohan: Ha, this is easy. *starts working on the problems*
Announcer Host Person Dude: It doesn't matter. Anyway, here's yours Goten. *gives him a totally blank paper*
Goten: *draws a picture horse* Done!
Gohan: How are you done? You never went to school before! *sees the drawing* Oh. Umm, how is that related to algebra?
Goten: Algebra? What are you talking about? We were having a drawing contest.
Trunks: Yeah, Gohan, you idiot! It's a drawing contest.
Gohan: Then why did I get a paper with algebra questions on it?
Announcer Host Person Dude: No you didn't. Why don't you check your paper.
Gohan: Okay, but it's going to be the same as before. *sees that he's been writing on a blank paper* Oh right. Of course it's blank.
Announcer Host Person Dude: So where is your picture?
Gohan: Uhh. *quickly draws a life-like picture of a horse* There you go.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Hmm, let's ask the audience which one they like. *they pick Goten's*
Goten: Yay! I won. Hahahaha!
Gohan: How could you pick his?! All he has is a couple of circles with lines for legs!
Goten: Check again, big brother. *looks and sees that his picture has been switched with Goten's*
Gohan: Great, so I drew a stick horse.
Trunks: You suck if a 7 year old can draw better than you.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Embarassed aren't you Gohan?
Gohan: Yes, so can I go home now?
Goten: Not yet. We have to embarass you more. Oh, and now the score is 4-2.
Trunks: Actually it's 5-2. He drew that pathetic picture of a horse and you got him to say he's going home to fold his teddy bear underwear.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Let's count. The two that Trunks just mentioned, Goten escaping from him, being more stupid than his stupidest classmate, getting zapped to school with his pants down when he was wearing his teddy bear underwear, oh and getting kissed by his mother on national television. The score is 6-2.
Gohan: See you embarassed me more times than you had episodes, so I should leave.
Goten: Okay, but it should be like 10-2 by the next episode.
Gohan: No, cause there won't be a next episode. You can't make me do another show.
Goten: Yeah we can, if you don't we'll tell the people the truth about you. *waits for ominous music* Ehmm.
Trunks: Oops, sorry. *presses a button and omibous music plays*
Goten: That's better. Now we will have to tell them the truth that you are actually stupid!
Gohan: What?! I'm not stupid! I mean, I'm like the only person who got an education so how can you say I'm stupid? *sees Trunks with a tape recorder in his hand, and a huge evil grin on his face* You're going to use that to blackmail me, aren't you?
Announcer Host Person Dude: Of course, what else would it be for?
Gohan: Uhh, I don't know. Well since I'm forced to come back for another show, can I leave for this episode?
Goten: See it doesn't work that way. You can only go when we say.
Gohan: And when will that be?
Goten: How about right... *waits a couple minutes*
Gohan: Hurry up and say, "now".
Goten: Too bad, I wasn't going to say that. I was saying, how about right after you and me race.
Gohan: Grr, damn you. Okay, but I get to leave as soon as we're done.
Announcer Host Person Dude: Okay, then it's set. When I say go, you guys begin. Everyone get into place. *Trunks is seen flying off*
Gohan: Wait, where are racing to?
Announcer Host Person Dude: *whispering* Master Roshi's house. *normally* Okay, GO!
Gohan: Huh? Where do we go?
Announcer Host Person Dude: Are you deaf? I already told you, Master Roshi's house.
Gohan flies off toward Master Roshi's island and goes SSJ to catch up with Goten. He soon passes him, but Goten only grins at Gohan. As he gets closer to Master Roshi's house, Gohan sees Trunks.
Trunks: Hey you better hurry up! I saw your opponent go by like 20 minutes ago.
Gohan: I haven't even been racing that long.
Trunks: Well you get my point. See you at Master Roshi's house.
Gohan soon gets there and sees Bulma, Master Roshi, and Krillin waiting outside.
Gohan: Hi guys, I won the race so I can finally go home and relax.
Bulma: What are you talking about, Krillin was here 10 minutes ago.
Gohan: Krillin? I was racing Goten!
Trunks: *comes out of the house* No you weren't. The race was between you and Krillin, you idiot.
Goten: *also comes out of the house* And besides, I would have won, seeing as I was here 20 minutes ago.
Gohan: I was talking to you in the studio 20 minutes ago!
Goten: Wrong again, Gohan. So what is it now, 7-2?
Gohan: If mom found out what you do in your free time...
Goten: She already knows and besides, so she doesn't interfere, I hid all here frying pans.
Chichi: *appears carrying a toilet* So that's why I can't find them! Well your going to pay!
Goten: AHHHH!! *runs in the house with his mom after him*
Gohan: Well it's 7-3 now. Damn, I'm still far behind.
Krillin: Hey, how come your mom keeps using bathroom appliances?
Gohan: She must be tearing up our bathroom!! *runs into Master Roshi's house*
Announcer Host Person Dude: Well that's our show! Stay tuned for the next episode of Embarass Gohan! *disappears with audience*
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The humor seems to be getting more and more random isn't it? Oh well I don't have any ideas, so please review and tell us what you thought. Don't mind flames.