Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil Saiyan of Oz ❯ The Flying Monkeys ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3: The Flying Monkeys

By Elbereth in April

Vegeta and the Witch walked for a short time, then got bored and flew until they reached the witch's castle. She showed him around proudly. "A bit gloomy, but I like it," he pronounced.

"And this is my crystal ball..."

"Yeah, I've seen those before." Vegeta studied his gloves, getting a bit bored.

The witch sensed she was losing his interest. "And here, we have my flying monkeys."

Vegeta stopped short. Then he actually smiled. "Flying monkeys! Cool!"

"Yes! Well." The witch preened for a moment before she was interrupted by one of her guards. "Just a moment," she said, excusing herself. "Just some castle management to deal with." She left with the guard.

Vegeta, still smiling, walked up to the flying monkeys.

Meanwhile, back on Chikkyu...

Bulma had called Goku to her house and explained what had happened.

Goku gave her an inane grin. "I'm sorry, Bulma, but I can't bring him back without knowing where he's gone."

Bulma hit him on the shoulder. He winced.

"Fine! I'll create my own transporter, to find him and bring him back myself!"

And on Oz...

Vegeta was communicating with the monkeys in their own language. "She makes you do what? What a tyrant! She's as bad as Frieza!"

He drew himself up to his full height (such as it was). "I am the Evil Saiyan of Oz-er, I mean, I am Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans! Abandon this foul witch and follow me!"

The monkeys cheered and surrounded him, beating their chests and flapping their wings. Vegeta gave an evil laugh. "We leave then. On to overthrow the Wizard! Let us fly!"

He led proudly out the window, a long string of monkeys flying at his back.

They landed in a field of poppies just outside Emerald City. "I'll handle the Wizard myself," he addressed his monkey followers. "But before we go in, I just wondered...can you transform into Super-Monkeys?"

The door guard of Emerald City sat, watching the Horse of a Different Color. His eyes began to glaze over as he watched it turn from purple to red to yellow to green to blue to...

Suddenly, the door exploded off its hinges. The people, the guard, and the horse all ran for cover as a muscular short man with spiky black hair and a real attitude entered. He was followed by freaky, glowing golden monkeys.

"We're here to see the Wizard! I'm the Evil Saiyan of Oz!" the man announced.

A shaken voice mumbled, "Nobody sees the Wizard."

The man smirked. "Oh really?"

The next thing anyone knew the city was lying in ruins with man and monkeys floating in midair above it. The people pulled themselves out of the wreckage as another man climbed over the rubble. He was not at all imposing but he had a small sense of scared authority.

"I'm the Wizard!" this man said.

Vegeta floated down and landed in front of him. "I challenge you, old man. No one rules Oz but me!"

"I don't suppose I could interest you in a heart-shaped clock?" the wizard asked.

Vegeta stared at him blankly, then sneered and powered up. "Your pathetic begging is useless. This planet is now mine!"

"I have this really neat hot air balloon..."

"I'm sending you to another dimension!" Vegeta screamed.

"Kansas?" the wizard asked, before Vegeta raised his hand and blasted him. Then the monkeys swooped in to terrorize anyone left alive.

Laughing, Vegeta watched his monkey allies. Then he noticed, in the air above him, a witch on a broomstick. She seemed to be writing something in smoke.

"Surrender Sa-in," Vegeta read. "She can't even spell it properly! That's it! This whole planet's going up in smoke!" Then he paused. "Wait! Where would that leave my monkeys? Hmmm..."