Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Great Goku Hunt ❯ The Great Goku Hunt is on!! ( Prologue )

AN: Your world is ours now humans- do not fear though, we're only here to get a Goku hiney... Or two... or three... or four...

Disclaimer: We do not own, nor do we CLAIM to own DBZ. Though, Kaze, Faia, A-su, Mizu and Kokoro are ours.

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Prologue:

It was a dark and stormy night. Five girls sat huddled around a television set, watching attentively.

"Pass the popcorn" Faia nudged one of the other girls, but was immediately shushed. "It's coming on!"

The television flickered to life as the opening sequence began to roll. Kaze spoke up then, her voice soft so as not to over power the TV.

"You know, tengoku means heaven."

"Nuh uh." Kokoro interjected. "Ten Goku's IS heaven."

The other girls giggled ecstatically in reply, but immediately froze as the object of their affection came onto the screen. Wearing a tattered orange gi, and his shirt half missing, Son Goku appeared.

"Gah! What an ass!" A-su cried, her voice a shrill shriek.

"What a chest!" agreed Mizu

"What a MAN!" The others screamed in unison.

"Man, what I wouldn't give to rape him!" Faia exclaimed.

"Hell, I think we should just GANG rape him! I mean, think of the possibilities! Man, would that be a thrill, or WHAT?" Kokoro swooned. She brushed her hair behind her ear, before a devious smirk passed over her features.

"Why can't we? Think about it! Can you imagine?" A-su agreed, her expression matching that of Kokoro's perfectly.

The girls looked to one another.. "LET'S DO IT!" Then, slowly, the smirk crept to all of their faces, before Kaze spoke up, speaking the only sensible thing that had been said. Well... Semi-sensible.

"But... how would we ever FIND him?" She asked sadly, before walking quietly to the corner, where she proceeded to sulk. That is, of course, until an idea hit her.

"I've got it!" She screamed suddenly.

"Got what?" The other four asked eagerly, their voices hushed.

"Well, there's this doorway at the school... Well, it's really an inter-dimensional portal type thing. I've only used it up to the 50th dimension... and DBZ is the 69th... But... Well, if I get to rape Goku, then I'm game for anything."

The other girls quickly agreed, and with rather happy grins, hopped to their feet and ran toward the school.

"But, Kaze! What do we do when we GET there? I mean... are we just gonna walk up to Goku's door and say 'hi, you don't know us, but we're here to rape you.'? Don't think so!" Mizu said, teasingly.

"No, we just, well we would just say.....um....well, anyone else care to take a guess at what we would say or do?"

"I say we don't talk. Just do it! Surprise him, or anyone else we saw. I mean Goku is a god, but Geta, Zarbon, Yamcha.....I could go on like that forever." A-su replied.

"Yeah I see where you are going with that! I say each woman for herself! You find him you get him!" Kokoro said, excitement lighting up her face. Then as quickly as it lit up, it darkened, "Kaze, how many does this Inter-dimensional portal hold at a time?"

"To be honest... I have no idea. There's a big risk involved with this, you realize that, right? I mean... There's a chance we couldn't come back... Wait... what the hell am I saying? Why would I WANT to come back?"

"I agree! I mean... if we could come back, great... but if we don't have to, then why should we?" Faia added.

"I'm in." Agreed Kokoro.

"Kaze... can we... go now? What I mean is... do we have to wait until tomorrow? Or can we just leave right this second?" Mizu asked.

"If you guys are ready, we can leave now." Kaze replied happily.

"Then... Why are we still HERE?!" Both Kokoro and A-su asked.

The girls stared at each other for a moment, before hopping to their feet all at once, and with the exception of a few screams and giggles, made their way quietly to the door. They hopped into A-su's car, and drove at a break-neck speed towards the school, laughing hysterically the entire way.

When they arrived, the abs fabs five piled out of the car, and ran towards the large gates at the front of the school. The girls looked up in awe at just how eerie the old, red brick building looked in the darkness, and for a split second actually considered turning back. That is, until they remembered exactly what kind of mission they were on.

Kokoro pulled on the gates, and let out an exasperated cry upon finding them tightly locked. With the cold rain pouring down on them, the girls were beginning to look less and less like teenage girls, and more and more like... well, drowned rats.

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but I think we need to find shelter, and FAST. Not only is my makeup running, my hair has gone COMPLETELY limp!" A-su cried, holding a limp strand of her red hair as proof.

"Shut up already! If I hear one more complaint, we'll just leave you here! Now, let's think sensibly here. We OBVIOUSLY can't get in the front... What other options do we have here?" Faia asked.

The girls turned all at once to the dark field behind the school.

"There aren't any gates back there, you know." Kaze added.

"Ohhh no! You are NOT dragging me back there! I'm TERRIFIED of the dark!" Kokoro cried as she slowly backed away from the group.

"Not even for Goku?" Mizu asked, knowing full well she'd change her mind.

"Well... just this once..." Kokoro agreed, albeit reluctantly.

The quintet ran swiftly around the side of the building, away from all street lights, and toward the school's back door. After several minutes, they located their destination in the pitch blackness, and with a bit of coaxing, managed to convince Faia that breaking into the building was for the best. With a small smirk, she picked up a large rock, and threw it through the nearest window, shattering it into pieces, but also making it extremely easy to climb into.

"That's not exactly what I had in mind." Kaze said as she shook her head sadly.

"Doesn't matter now! Let's just get this over with! And you'd better hope this thing works Kaze! If I got to jail tonight, and DON'T get to rape Goku, I'm going to be a VERY unhappy camper." Mizu said, her voice a low growl.

"It'll work! Don't worry!" Kaze said aloud. "I hope..." The last part was merely a whisper, and thankfully for her, none of the others heard it.

"Lead the way." Kokoro told Kaze, before pointing down the dark hallway.

"Ok, let's see... I think it's over here..."

45 minutes later, the girls had all but given up hope. That is, until Kaze's mind decided to clear itself again.

"Oh! Silly me! Now I remember! It's In the top corridor!" She yelled as she ran hastily to the stairs.

"Gah! Would you wait up already! You're killing me here!" Faia exclaimed before she and the others made off after their friend.

Sure enough, though, Kaze came through for the group, and they soon found themselves standing in front of a rather normal looking doorway. Each girl grabbed hold of the person next to them, and with a collective breath, stepped through the doorway.

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With a loud thud, five girls landed atop a grassy hillside. They glanced to each other quickly, before screaming aloud, and dancing around like idiots. Once the shock had worn off, they sat down for a moment to think over their plans. Finally, when they could take waiting no more, they exchanged a good luck hug. And, with promises not to stay separated for too long, each bid the other farewell, and headed off, each in a separate direction.

Each had one purpose...

Each knew one thing...

And each knew what the others were thinking...

The great Goku Hunt was on...

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Chapter One: coming soon

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