Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The High School Years: Junior Saga ❯ Worst Case Scenario ( Chapter 2 )
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The High School Years: Junior Saga
Chapter 2- Worst Case Scenario
" God!" Ju slammed her books on the cafeteria table, surprising most of the group.
" What's the matter, Ju?" ChiChi asked.
" It's only been a week since school started and Tony won't leave me the fuck alone!" Ju sat down.
" Why don't you just beat his ass?" Goku suggested.
" I try, but Bulma keeps holding me back!" Ju glared at Bulma. " One more time he hits on me..."
" Are you talking about me?" Tony sat next to Ju. For a new foreign student, Tony had already learned most of the basic words of English. " So, where do you want to go on our date?"
" I'm not going on a date with you, bastard!" Ju sat up and grabbed Tony's shirt collar.
" Miss Gou!" a masculine voice boomed behind Ju. Ju turned around and let go of Tony, " Mr. Mascipone is a student within this school and I want you to treat him with respect as any one would respect you! Unless, you want a expulsion for harassment...and join your brother."
" No, principal Yoshida," Ju sat back down.
Tony smirked, " So, how about that date?"
Ju glared at Bulma again and beckoned her to go with her. Ju sat up and held Bulma's hand and pulled her out. Bulma then pulled Vegeta's hand. Ju pulled Bulma in the hallway. " Ok...if you haven't been holding me back, he would've stopped hitting on me by now!" Ju looked at Vegeta. " What are you doing here?"
" I brought him along," Bulma said.
" It better work, Bulma!" Ju crossed her arms.
" My plans always work!" Bulma smiled. " Okay, the plan is that we need someone to play your `boyfriend' until Krillin comes back."
" So, who will this boyfriend be? It has to look convincing," Ju thought to herself.
" Hey, guys!" ChiChi walked to Vegeta, Bulma, and Ju. " What's going on?"
" We're looking for someone to play `boyfriend' until Krillin comes back," Bulma said, thinking, " I know! How about Goku!"
" Are you crazy!" ChiChi shrieked. " Goku's my boyfriend! I don't think him and Ju will make a `couple'!"
" You're right," Bulma thought again. " it has to be someone hot..."
ChiChi joined in the process, " Someone strong! Big muscles..."
" Someone that would actually look like my boyfriend," Ju said.
Bulma looked at Vegeta, " Vegeta!"
" Vegeta!" ChiChi gasped.
" What?" Vegeta yelled.
" What the hell?" Ju said, looking at Vegeta. " Are you crazy?"
" Ju and Vegeta?" ChiChi started laughing.
" What are you thinking, woman?" Vegeta shouted. " I can't be her boyfriend!"
" Besides, you and Vegeta are already a couple," Ju pointed to Vegeta.
" But..." Bulma started.
" There's a but..." Ju smacked her forehead.
" Tony doesn't know we're a couple," Bulma smiled. " Come on, Ju! If you want Tony off your ass, we have to do this plan!"
" Bulma...how could you think of torturing me like this?" Ju groaned.
" You're plan is not going to work," Vegeta growled.
" We can at least try," Bulma said. " Ok, stand next to each other."
Both teens groaned and stood in front of Bulma. " There!"
" Watch it!" Ju pushed Vegeta to the side.
" Don't touch me, you stupid bitch!" Vegeta cracked his knuckles.
" What did you call me?" Ju prepared to punch Vegeta.
" Time out!" Bulma cried out. Ju and Vegeta looked at her.
" Don't they look cute!" ChiChi cooed.
" You're not helping, ChiChi," Ju muttered.
" I'm going to get you for this, woman," Vegeta looked away from Ju.
" But what am I going to get in return?" Ju smiled.
" Ah," Bulma nodded, " I knew that you were going to want some kind of payment...so I guess makeup and clothes..."
" Deal," Ju shook Bulma's hand.
" Well, if she's going to have some kind of payment, then I want money," Vegeta explained.
" You already have me on your bed almost every night," Bulma answered.
" So?" Vegeta blushed. " This is one thing fucking everyday can't pay! I want money!"
" Fine, money," Bulma sighed out, " So, we have a deal?"
" Okay, but no kissing," Ju crossed her arms.
" Oh yeah!" Bulma stood straighter, " Kissing...you two still have to do it, cuz I don't think Tony would believe you two guys are a couple..."
" OKAY!!!" Vegeta shouted, " This has gone far enough, woman!!! I will not kiss this...this bitch!"
" Watch your fuckin' tongue, you hobo!" Ju said. " I won't kiss anyone other than my real boyfriend!"
" Fine, then no payment..." Bulma turned her back.
" Oh, what the hell," Ju sighed out. Bulma turned around and smiled.
" Good! Now practice kissing..." Bulma ordered. " You guys have to look like a couple."
` What did I get myself into?' Ju looked up at the ceiling and puckered her lips.
` I'm never going to listen to Bulma ever again,' Vegeta inched his lips to Ju's. Their lips touched and they both gagged out. " Shit!"
" Oh, come on, you guys!" ChiChi cried out, " you guys didn't even kiss for more than a second!"
" Hey, what's going on?" Tom walked up to them.
" Good," Bulma said, " Tom we need your help."
" Okay," Tom nodded.
" You see, your friend, Tony, is hitting on Ju and he won't quit," Bulma started, " so we have Vegeta play as her boyfriend..."
Tom started to laugh, " B-boyfriend? Vegeta and...Ju? A couple?" Tom laughed harder, " Tony would never-"
" Shut up!" Vegeta and Ju shouted. They looked at each other and turned away.
" Tom, I do not want you to tell Tony that me and Vegeta are together okay?" Bulma said, holding something behind her back.
Tom saw it was a mallet and gulped, " Sure, I won't say nothin."
" Good," Bulma smiled.
" Hey, what are you guys doing here?" Goku said, followed by Yamcha and Tony.
" Are you still thinking about our date?" Tony walked up to Ju.
Bulma stomped on Vegeta's foot, " Come on, say something boyfriend-ish."
Ju looked at Bulma, " Sorry, but my boyfriend is taking me tonight."
" Well, then," Tony looked around, " where is he? I'll kick his ass to gain you as a prize."
` He never gives up,' Ju thought to herself. " Over here." Ju pointed to Vegeta.
" Him?" Tony crossed his arms, " Doesn't looks so tough."
" What the hell did you say?" Vegeta cracked his knuckles.
" Be careful, Tony," Tom said, " Vegeta is tough as hell."
" I can take `im," Tony smirked. He threw a punch at Vegeta, but Vegeta easily dodged it.
" Is that all you got?" Vegeta punched Tony in the stomach, then gave him an uppercut. Tony fell on the floor. " If I see you flirting on my girl again, I'll kill you."
Tony got up and left, " Next time, I'll kill you."
" All right, Vegeta," Bulma went up to him and kissed Vegeta on the cheek. " Nice going."
" I expect my payment tomorrow," Vegeta said, looking at Ju.
" Not until you take Ju on a date, tonight," Bulma crossed her arms.
" Oh, god," Ju smacked her forehead.
" A date?" Vegeta shouted, " Sure, playing as boyfriend and girlfriend is okay, and kissing her is well over done, but a date?"
" Come on, Vegeta," Bulma said. " You said that you were going to take her on a date tonight."
" Tony might be following you two tonight," Tom said, " He wants to make sure you guys are really a couple."
" Are you sure he would really do that?" Bulma looked at Tom.
" He's my friend and I take I know him more than you guys," Tom crossed his arms. " So watch out."
` Crap,' Ju sighed. " So, where are we going tonight, Veggie-head?"
Vegeta looked at her, " What?"
" Just go along. Tony might be watching," Ju whispered.
" Fine," Vegeta groaned. " I don't know...where do you want to go?"
" Isn't that cute?" Bulma and ChiChi hugged at each other and looked at Vegeta and Ju.
` My life is a total hell,' Ju walked off, holding Vegeta's hand.
` I rather face Satan himself rather than date this slut!' Vegeta frowned, as Ju pulled him away.
A/N: Hehehehehehehehe! I don't what I was thinkin' but hey...I was running out of ideas...well newayz...I hope u guys review...I'll be workin on the new chap soon!!!