Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of a Savior. ❯ Chapter 2. ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: Whoops…guess I forgot the note! Well…uh…here it is! I don't own the DBZ characters, but I DO own Genki, Ko-Inu, and Usagi! And maybe everything else…ANYSHIT! This is defiantly NOT my first fic, I've written, Big Boom, and Dragon ball TR, which are both DBZ related, and I am currently working on this. Where did I get this idea, you ask? Well, I've had a TERRIBLE writers block, and I saw an amazing pic of a falling angel to represent the suffering, and pain of the sufferers of 9-11, so I sat down and wrote it, and I'm also working on a Harry Potter fic, called The Next Generation, but I'm STILL on chapter one! (See! I told ya I had a writer's block!! ) So, now I'm on the track for T.L.O.A.S. and I'm probably going to avert back to Big Boom or somethin' like that…well…enjoy!! Oh! And from now on, I'm just gonna write in plain o' English, `cause its really annoying to have to put things like, I said, and what that meant was, so I'm just gonna write in English, but you can use your imagination and just pretend that this is a different language! And if ya don't have an imagination, then get the hell away from ME! And this is like the LONGEST A/N I've ever WRITTEN!!! Just ignore the constant rambling from me, and read the damn fic!! Lol ;)

P.S. I don't own Blink 182, they're just like my FAVORITE band!! Wee! Mark is HOT!!

~*~*Hundreds of Light years away (more like 30 years Earth years ago)~*~*

Ko-Inu walked down the street chatting with her good friend, Usagi. "I swear to God! Manka was all, "No…you take the damn paper! I don't wanna get your germs!" Like right after he said that, I slapped him up side the head! He landed on the ground with a HUGE red handprint on his face!! I was crackin' up for like the rest of the day!" Usagi had tears streaking down her face, and her cheeks were red with laughter. "You really hit him? What did Sensei Elei say?" Usagi asked, wiping away her tears. "He was all, "Ko-Inu! NEVER hit a man out of anger! What did I teach you? Do you ever wan to become a Bounty Hunter or what?" Then he kept saying shit about how perfect YOUR record was…then he gave a loooooooong speech about the importance of strength and shit like that, so I just lifted up my headphones, and popped in some `Likru Panka' and started rocking my head REALLY hard!" By then Usagi had stopped walking and looked up at the sky. Ko-Inu noticed, and than jogged back to her. "What? What is it?" Ko-Inu asked. Usagi's blue eyes were becoming wide. A large ship was approaching the spot were Usagi and Ko-Inu were standing. "FUCK! MOVE USAGI!! START FUCKEN MOVIN'!!" Ko-Inu pushed the shocked Usagi out of the way of the ship. It crashed down onto the tightly packed dirt, and created a large crater. Dust was blowing everywhere, and Usagi was looking down the hole with Ko-Inu at her side. "What is it?" Ko-Inu asked. "I dunno…" Replied Usagi. "Think we should go an' see?" "Ummmm…yea. We should." The girls trooped down to the crater and looked into the window of the pod. A man with spikey black hair and strange armor looked back at the girls. He smiled an evil smile, and shook a furry stick at them; which happened to be a tail. The door shot open in a mess of smoke, and the girls jumped back, startled. "Ahhh…Planet Animalia. I've waited so long to conquer you, and now that I am here, I shall begin…" He hovered out of the crater and lifted his hand, palm-up. A white ball began glowing, and it shot up into the air. He looked at the white ball and his brown eyes rolled back into his head. He became taller and hairy, and a large snout replaced his nose. "Oh…my…God…" Whispered a man with a bird's beak. "Holy…SHIT!!" Screamed Ko-Inu. "FUCK! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!!" Usagi pulled out behind her back a large gun. Ko-Inu did the same, and together they jumped after the Giant Oozaru. Several other men and women that had animal ears and tails like monkeys, pigs, cats, squirrels, and any other animal jumped out of a hover car and pulled out guns, laser swords, and bow's and arrow's. They, with the help of Ko-Inu and Usagi, attacked the ape. Easily, he deflected their weapons, and he opened his mouth and shot a ki mouth blast, killing half the population of the one city instantly. Ko-Inu jumped again and climbed up his back and drove half a clip into his head, but only singed the skin slightly. "Dammit!!" She reloaded the gun and shot him again, this time breaking the skin and smashing into his brain. Blood sprayed everywhere and the beast roared in pain. He swatted at his head and clipped Ko-Inu's arm, snapping it in half. She froze and screamed and than toppled off his head and down some 200 feet, smacking the ground and dying instantly. Usagi screeched and ran at full speed to the all ready dead Ko-Inu. "No…NO!" She picked up the nearly full gun and charged for the monkey, but tripped on a piece of concrete and fell flat on her face, breaking her nose. She got up and continued running, and shot his leg several times. Usagi squeezed back tears and continued shooting, until she ran out of ammo. She reloaded and again shot until all the ammo she had was gone. She dug into her pocket and pulled out a radio, and began to send an S.O.S. "Help, over! Were being attacked by a large ape, over! We need reinforcements, over! Send them now, over! Mayday, over! Send reinforcements, over!" She pressed a green button and the radio sent out a message to all the planets. She put the radio back in her pocket, and looked up in time to see a huge foot come down on her, but she squeaked out, "I love you, Manka." And was crushed. Blood poured from the sides of the Oozaru's foot, and the remaining soldiers just stopped, took of their hats, and stood in silence for a whole minute, honoring the two bravest Bounty Hunters the planet had ever had. A man with a hawk's beak and claws ended the silence by saying, "WARRR!!" He charged toward the Oozaru with gun ready. The rest of the squad followed, also yelling "War!"

~*~*On planet Earth~*~*

Son Gokou walked into the kitchen with the radio on the counter blaring out the latest rock song, Happy Holidays, You Bastard. He turned up the song and listened to the horrible cursing.

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts.

I hate, hate, hate your guts

And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your Dad will suck me off

I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again

I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants

He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants

And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your Dad will suck me off

I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again

I'll never talk to you again

All Gokou could do was stare blankly at the radio, completely blown away at the crude words of the song. "KAMI! How could someone say things like that?!" He walked over into Goten's room and saw him banging his head to the same song. "GOTEN!" Goten was suddenly ripped from his pleasant `Rock On State' and looked sheepishly at the floor. "Y-yes, tousan?" "GOTEN! How could you listen to them? There terrible!" "DAD! They aren't terrible! I like them!" Gokou was about to protest when they heard a funny cackling coming from the radio. "H-help ova-! Were being attack- by large ap- over! W-we need reinforce- over! Send t-them no- over! Mayd-! Send reinforce- o-over!" Goten turned up the volume and looked at his dad, but the voice disappeared as soon as it came. "What the hell was THAT?" Goten asked. "I don't know…I think that was a help signal…maybe we should call Bulma…" Goten nodded his head and they both walked over to the phone. Gokou dialed her number and Trunks answered it. "Hello? Briefs house, Trunks speaking." "Trunks? It's Goten. Turn on your radio." Trunks looked strangely at the phone, but did it anyway. He heard the same S.O.S. as Goten and Gokou did, and he came back on the line minutes later. "What was that? It sounded like a contact of some sort. Ya think the people who're bein' attacked need our help?" "I don't know…we'll be right down in a minute!" Trunks hung up the phone and rushed over to the gravity room. "TOUSAN! I just heard an S.O.S from the radio, and Goten and Gokou are comin' over." Vejita looked up from his air punches and stared at Trunks, a vein throbbing on his temple. "Really? Why are they coming over?" "Dad! I told you already! There was a call from I guess space, and Gokou and Goten are comin' over!" Vejita nodded and left the gravity room with a towel draped over his shoulders. "I'm going to get dressed." He exited the room, and Trunks ran to the back door.