Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of Majin Buu ❯ Chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Sorry for taking so long to update. Not having any internet access for such a long time can do that. Well, here's the next chapter.

The life of Majin Buu

Chapter 5

Yes! I feel much stronger now! My intelligence isn't as high as I thought, but at least my knowledge is vast. Now that I was transformed yet again, I challenged the one called Gohan.

He tried, and failed, to defeat me. I knew each and every move that he was planning. In addition, his strength was no match for me. Sure, it was cheating to absorb his friends like that, but in a battle, who cares!?

After a while of toying with him, I felt it was time to destroy him. However, just as I was about to deliver the final blow, I was attacked by another creature. Quickly recovering, I turned to see who my adversary was.

It was just another fighter. He looked like the others that I fought, except this one had three eyes. Gohan looked happy to see him, though. And judging by the power level he's giving off, I really don't see why.

That is, until he started forming this extremely high energy attack. It felt very powerful. Given the immense power it was giving off, it could've destroyed me. That is, it could've `before' I transformed.

So I went ahead and let him fire at me. Of course, I blew up into several tiny pieces, and of course, I regenerated seconds later. What was surprising was that everyone was shocked at the fact that I survived it. Shouldn't they know better by now? I wish I could play with them a little while longer, but if I don't kill them within an hour, the fusion will wear off, and I'll be as good as dead.

So I rushed at the three eyed one, and beat the living daylights out of him. Gohan once again tried to fight me, but I went ahead and gave him the very same treatment. After that, I looked down at where they have fallen. Gohan, Hercule, the green thing, and the tri-clops. All are in the same area. It was a perfect opportunity to blast them all at once.

But why just blast them like that?........I know! I'll create a blast that'll destroy the entire planet! That way, even if I miss, everyone will die with it!..........No! Why am I feeling this way again?! …………..There! Guilt trip over!

So I charged up the blast. When it was fully charged, I spoke to them.

"When this blast hits you, not only will you all die, but so will this planet! If you want to stop me, then you better do so now, although it still won't do you any good!" Then I waited a few seconds for them to try to stop me, but none of them moved. "Fine! Know this! It was because of you that the planet will be destroyed! You didn't attempt to stop me, so let it be on your heads!" Ha! Now not only will I kill them and the planet, but they'll die feeling weak and pathetic.

However, just as I was about to throw it, something shot right through my torso, splitting me in half! The ball of energy destroyed as well! What happened?!

I turned to my side. It was Goku! He's actually here?! I didn't count on this! If he manages to stall long enough, my chances of survival are zero!

Sneering at his snide remarks, I regenerated myself, and charged at him. Fortunately, he was losing, but not by much. The problem I had at the moment was killing him before time ran out.

So I gave it all I got. He was getting weaker and weaker with each passing minute. He threw some type of jewelry at his son, but I didn't care about that at the moment. I didn't need anything to distract me right now!

It took much longer than I thought, but he was finally very weak, and I had the upper hand. However, just as I was about to finish him off, it happened! The fusion was wearing off!

"No! Not now!"

I was trying my best to stop the process from wearing off. Finally, I was weakened. Goku noticed this, said something to his son, and turned towards me.

"Well now. It seems that the fusion wore off. You were playing a game of time. Now you're just mostly Piccolo."

He was right. I wasn't able to win at the condition I was currently in. Now that Goku and Gohan have regained some of their strength, I stand no chance now!

Just as when I was really starting to worry, I noticed that the lower half that I left behind was still there. Good thing I didn't include it when I was regenerating. All I need are a few more seconds of stalling. Good thing they like to talk so much.

After my other goo was close enough, it absorbed Gohan, who was very shocked, I might add. Then I quickly absorbed him into me. Within seconds, I could feel yet `another' transformation!

[Seconds later]

Alright!!! This is the strongest I've ever felt since my original form! This was the smartest I've felt since…….ever! This Gohan was certainly a bright and powerful individual……..whoa! My vocabulary has even extended to boundaries I've never even imagined! Gohan must've been a real nerd or something.

After laughing, I turned towards the now concerned Goku. It's funny how even though he doesn't stand a chance against me, he still seems to have confidence in his eyes. I then decided to use a little psychology on him, making him think that it was `his' fault for what happened to his family and friends. It didn't really work on him, but it didn't matter, he was going to die anyways. But first, let me have a little fun with him.

So we fought. Of course, he stood no chance against me. This battle was as good as mine. I just wish he were able to put up at least `some' kind of a struggle.

So after whaling on him a few more times, I heard him say something about fusion. This made me back away.

"What? Is that your big game plan? More fusion?!" The process and methods were getting old and outdated. Nevertheless, whatever makes them feel better. So I went ahead and allowed their fusion.

"I'll give you five seconds to decide which of those creatures you want to fuse with. Maybe then you'll be more of a challenge. Now decide quickly. Five seconds isn't very much time!"

So I waited for him to decide, all the while slowly counting. At the fifth second, he didn't make up his mind, so I just decided to charge him. To my surprise, not to mention my disgust, he vanished before my eyes! Where did he go?!

"What?! Where are you?! You coward! I'll just have to find you!"

The nerve of that guy! I really thought he was braver than that! Well, I guess it just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. I guess I'll just have to kill him now. I wonder what kind of candy I should turn him into? I was going to kill him, but seeing as how chicken he's become, perhaps I'll turn him into an egg.

So I sensed his power level, and flew over to that direction.

[A little later]

While I was flying, I sensed the power level of another. While not as strong as Goku's, it was certainly pretty strong. After a little longer of flying, I noticed who it was. It was actually that creature called Vegeta. Now `this' was going to get rather interesting.

They both tried to fight against me, but of course, they were no match for me. I overheard them talking about fusion again, and was getting highly irritated at their redundant strategies! So I charged at them once again.

However, I quickly stopped. I witnessed them each putting on one of those earrings. Within a second or two, they both bumped into each other, and a bright light flashed before my eyes. When the light cleared, there was this different fighter that stood before me. His hair had features similar to Goku and Vegetas, and so did his face and clothes. I then realized that it was just another form of fusion.

I found their antics rather amusing, even at the fact that he was now calling himself Vegito. I laughed at them, but then became irritated when he started insulting me! Are all fusion people this stuck up?!

So I decided to charge the same planet destroying blast I used earlier against them. I tried to use similar psychology against them, but they just told me to fire it. They even said that they would do it without their feet leaving the ground. Ugh! Such impertinent behavior! So they think they can stop it, huh!? Let's find out!

So I shot the fully charged blast. To my surprise, they were holding it back. However, they were slowly backing up. Just as the blast was about to consume them, they suddenly pushed it back towards me! I barely dodged, and the ball of energy shot out into space, blinding the planet with a bright pink flash.

When the brightness cleared, I saw them. They just grinned at me, looking ever so smug! They were really starting to irritate me!

"So, was that the best you could do?" They asked. "Cause you know, I was really expecting more of a challenge."

What!? How dare they say that!! They're even more egotistical than Gotenks!! Fine!! If they want to be dead quick, I'll make them!!

"I had enough of your egos! It's time to die!"

"Well then. Bring it on. That is, unless you're scared."

Argh! That did it! Now I'm really angry!! So I charged them, but they countered, and attacked. Then I used some of my tricks, but none of them were working! How could this be?! How could they be this strong?! I didn't want to do this yet, but I have no other choice.

"Buu turn you into candy!" Sorry for the old grammar. These guys are really upsetting me. What was even more upsetting is that they still had that smug look on their faces!! Nevertheless, I successfully turned them into a chocolate candy ball. Candy has never looked as delicious as it does now.

After gloating for a bit, I took the piece of candy in my hand, and grinned.

"Chow time!" I said as I was about to eat it. Surprisingly, I couldn't bring my fist towards my mouth. What was happening? Surely my other half couldn't be resisting. My mind has become stronger now.

Then I realized what was happening when my own fist punched me in the face! My own fist! Then my fist was punching the insides of my mouth! I quickly let go of the candy, only to see it fly in front of me.

"W-what?! H-how? You're just candy!" I couldn't believe it. They were actually able to still move.

"Not just any candy." It answered. "I'm a jawbreaker. The most powerful kind of candy. Now give up before I have to hurt you even further."

This was so embarrassing it wasn't even funny! What makes them think that I'm going to listen to a piece of candy!?

"That's very amusing! Like you can do anything! You're just candy! Now, prepare to be eaten!"

At least that's what I thought. Surprisingly, the candy was actually dodging every hit I made! It was actually fighting back! How could I be losing to a piece of candy?! It's just incomprehensible!!!

Then it flew into my mouth, and right through my neck! I was in pain! Then it flew right up in front of me.

"What's the matter? I thought you wanted to eat me? I flew right into your mouth, what more do you want?"

This was so embarrassing! I'm losing to something ten times smaller than I! And with its small size, I wouldn't be able to get a hit in! So, even though I really didn't want to, I transformed them back into a person. Let's face it. What would happen if word got out that I lost to a piece of candy?

He examined himself, and then smirked at me. "Guess the humiliation was more than you could bear."

So we fought again. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't defeat this guy! And I was weakening little by little. I don't understand it! How could this have happened?!

"Why don't you just give up?" he asked. "You're obviously not good enough for me."

"What?! How dare you speak to me that……." He quickly shot a blast through my mouth.

"No! You listen up! When are you going to realize that you just can't win? Sheesh! The nerve of some people!"

I-I can't believe someone was bold enough to humiliate me like that! And twice for that matter! So I fought him some more, and it ended up costing me to lose my antenna. After I paused for a moment, they spoke up again.

"Listen. I'd really like to continue this fight, but you're really starting to bore me."

Arrghh! I've never been so humiliated in my whole life! I'll make him pay for this!

"Now, before I kill you, I'll give you ten seconds. You can do with it whatever you want. Power up, grab a bite to eat, say a prayer. You could even try to attack me again. The result will still be the same. Now get ready."

So he started counting. I had to think fast. Then I looked beneath him. Lady luck, or whoever it is responsible, must be on my side. Out of all the places for my antenna to have fallen.

So when he finished counting, I quickly summoned the goo, and it absorbed him. Ha! No flashy comeback now! After he was fully engulfed, I quickly absorbed him.

And that was it. I won. Wait a minute…….I won? ………Yes! I won! I won!

"Yes! I won! Actually won!" Then I was practically dancing with joy! "I did it! I diditIdiditIdiditIdid it! Hooray for me! I won the battle!"

So I flew around to celebrate, destroying things in my path! Soon, they will digest, and I will have the ultimate power! This is the happiest moment in my life! I must celebrate!...........I know! There must still be cities left to destroy. I'll do that.

End of chapter 5.

Well, that's the end of that chapter. I know it was a short one, but then again, so was that transformation.

To Parasite Dragon: Yes, you are correct. I figured it would add more depth to Buu's story, seeing as how he was usually shown as a mindless killing machine.

Anyways, the next chapter should be a little bit longer. Well, thanks for being patient, sorry again for the long update.