Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of Saiyan No Ouji ❯ Hi Jade. ( Chapter 3 )

fanfic is about the life of Prince Vegeta. It is NC-17 now, but it will be. Trust me. This fanfic will include the short guys life (PLEASE DON'T TELL VEGETA I CALLED HIM SHORT) from life on Vegetasei to Freesia ship to his adventures in space. And yes PEOPLE this will be an epic. And if you haven't guessed already this is a AU

This Fic will have many genres action, adventure, fantasy, drama, angst and a little bit of dark humor.



Warning: Yes this fic will does contain yaoi, yuri, incest, rape, torture, and a lot of other bad stuff.

OH yeah I almost forgot. I do not own DB/DBZ/DBGT. If I did I'd be rich. And No I'm not making any money of this. I'm just an Otaku. Please don't sue me I'm poor.

FYI: Thanks for everyone that reviewed



The Life of Saiyan-jin No Ouji

By: Jack the Pumpkin King



"So, why are a bunch of High and Mighty palace children like your selves doing way out here?" The young Jade said as she appeared before the two boys and the little girl. As the to princes looked with an amaze look on their faces as the gazed upon the girl. She obviously didn't believe in small talk.

"We got the hell out of there." Ruffo knew this girl wouldn't leave them alone. "The kings, well about 99.9% of the people over there are complete pricks." He didn't know why, but he was compelled to tell her.

"Yeah! Boy do I know that for a fact." The wind blew through Jade's ebony black hair. Logan and Ruffo looked at her majestic features. Her long following hair. Her brown perfectly tanned skin. Her small stature Her mere presents, was soothing a balm to the soul. Then a last, her eyes, her lovely green eyes.

"You are a dark dweller aren't you." Logan asked the beautiful young girl.

Her dark skin and eyes are a definite sign that she was a true, full blooded dark dweller. They are a rare find indeed. They are a truly powerful tribe of saiyan. It was said that their weakest warriors were second-class. Among their ranks lie many elite saiyan warriors. They were one of the most respected, powerful, but mysterious tribes of all Vegeta- sei



"Yes."

"How old are you?"

"Five standard years."

Jade, she was young, but had the wisdom of ages behind her. She would grow to be quite a beauty. Logan was stricken with her. In the back of his mind, he knew in his heart that he meet this girl before.

Jade was also stricken with Logan. Actually she was stricken with the lot of them. She felt compelled to help the children she had meet only a few minutes before.

"Hello to little person hiding." Jade spoke to little Pota. She held out, both off her hands out to the small child. "Come over here. I won't hurt you." Pota then walk to Jade. Jade picked her up and Pota began to squeal with delight.

"Pota, doesn't take very well with strangers." Logan walked a step or two over to Jade. "This must be a sign."

"Do you guys have a place to stay." Asked Jade.

"No!"

"So you ran away from the palace for whatever reason, half cocked, with no place to stay." Jade enquired, looking at them as if they lost a screw.

"Yep!" Ruffo was looking at the small girl with his little sister in his arms; about to laugh at his and his bothers stupidity.

"Yeah!" Spurted out Logan who was already cracking up. Laughing at his own stupidity.

"Since you guys have such a great sense of humor, you can hang out at my place for a while." Jade asked as she was tickling Pota.

"I wanna go." Pota churned out as she was laughing, while being tickled. She seems to have lost he shyness.



Ruffo and Logan decided not to question a good thing. The two boys were glad to have some place to stay. Jade seemed like a nice girl and Pota liked her. They trio of saiyans with the baby in Ruffo's arms, began to fly. They had to look out and be swift. The lay out of the jungle has many twist and turns. You have to watch out or it could be treacherous. Or worst, you could get lost. After fifteen minutes of careful flying, they got to the place. It was a tree.

Then Jade looked up as the boys did as well.

It was a house hiding among the foliage of the tree in a tree.

That made more sense. Even though it looked like a piece of shit from the outside, all covered with leaves and vines, it was a hell of a step up from camping out. At least this would give you some protection against, whatever was out there. So the young saiyans flew up and into the tree house. They took a look inside.

Both Logan and Ruffo jaws dropped strait to the floor.

That place was a lot bigger and better looking inside then it was on the outside. It was great looking pad. There was a big old bed on the side next to cut out window covered in blinds. The place was one giant room. It painted as if ether a genius or an empathic lunatic had done it. It had splashes of dark colors everywhere. It was coming together in some kind of awesome forceful but delicate paint swirled masterpiece.

On the left side of the room there was a huge ebony bookcase. It was filled to capacity with books. They were books on every subject imaginable. They were books on the different dialects of Saiyango. (The native language of the saiyan) They were others that taught you different languages across the universe. Most of them were however written in basic. (The common language of the universe) They were books on quantum physics, biology, planet sciences, (earth science) and chemistry. They were also books on mechanics, planetary customs, different species across the universe, anatomy, saiyan history, customs and about a billion other topics. She had more books in that bookcase then most libraries.

Away from the bookcase was a computer, a very large computer. That didn't work yet. On a desk there was a high-tech laptop computer. They were two chairs, a beanbag a throw rug and a whole lot of pillows tossed all over the place.

"This a neat pad." Logan was gauging at the inside of the tree house.

"It looks like a dump from the outside, but the inside is SWEET!!!!" Ruffo was still in amazement.

"Yeah! I designed this place myself." Jade was grinning at the two boys.

"Well ether a genius or a wacko made this place." Ruffo chimed in.

"So are you a genius or a wacko." Logan wanted to see how his newfound friend would react.

"I don't know. You tell me." Then the lot of them began laughing their asses of.

The foursome then began talking. They learned a lot about one another. It seemed that, they were a lot alike. So that pretty much meant that they were out of their minds. Which in their case was good. It sort of bound them together. Then after an hour of stupid conversations, and talk about life in the palace, Ruffo got up the nerve to ask Jade.

"How do you know so much about the palace?"

"Lets just say, I have spent some time there."

"Like what!"

Jade took on a long loud breath. Then proceeded to answer. "It started with general Nappa. You know, that he is a complete dumbass. He is however very powerful. He found me in the forest one night. I was stealing some, materials to build this place. I was found. I was taking to him and was knocked out. I reawaken at a dungeon on the palace grounds. That little asshole cleaned me up, and throw me with the kings whores. The little prick had the nerve to tell me that when I grow to puberty, that I would become his mate and bare him children. I was cushioned to become a whore. I wasn't gonna take that shit from nobody. I busted out of that joint, but not before the king showed me my place."

"So what did he do?" Logan was a little afraid to ask.

Jade wasn't one to sugarcoat anything. So she said it real bluntly. "He played with my clit, sucked my dick (She is exactly like her mother) lick my vulva, stuck a pipe up my ass, and then made me give him a blow job."

"So you are a chesna as well."



(FYI. On Vegetasei at least on this story, Saiyans have more then two genders. They are male, female and chesna. Chesna have the reproductive organs of both. They are very rare. They look like ether male or female, but can sire and carry children.)



"You are too." Jade was amazed.

Ruffo hit Logan then said. "Yeah, we both are."

"Sweet!" Jade was even more amazed. "How about we go to Lake. I'm hungry and I need some seafood. Your up for it."

"Hell yeah" Logan's mouth was watering.

"I'm in."

Then Pota tugged on Ruffo leg. "Me huw-gry."



So the four saiyan children went to the lake. It was a pretty big lake too. Jade caught a huge fish about five times her size. With a large frying pan Jade cut up slices of fish to fry with Pota with her as the boys went to look for fruits and vegetables to eat with the fish. They happily ate dinner at the lakeside.

The next day and the days that followed, the boys found their new home with Jade exciting and wonderful. She showed them to do things together that the boys only dreamed of. In the weeks that followed, Jade taught, Pota, Logan and Ruffo all of the tricks to living in the jungle. She taught them how to tree surf. All the special techniques to swing on vines, slide bare foot on tree branches and slip around without being noticed.

Jade then introduced Logan, Pota and Ruffo to her neighbors. Some were other dark dwellers some were from other tribes, while others were just stranglers, outcast, weirdoes and people just plain sick of society all together. A ragged bunch of people, with a leader would was still unknown to new comers. They were however welcomed all the same.

"Hey, you two, I got an idea." Jade had a grin on her face from here to next week.

"What is it." Logan was rather intrigued. He learned in the time he spent with her when she was like this, something up.

"Come on Jade! Tell us!" His eyes were about to pop out of his head.

"I got a way to get some serious payback, get a whole lot money, a super computer and our very own space ship. You guys in or out."

"Do you have to ask." Now Logan had a grin from here to next week.

"I'm in." Ruffo was about to explode in anticipation.

"Alright! Here is the plan." Then Jade processed talking about the Plan in precise detail.

"Are you sure we can get away with this?" Logan looked worried.

"Logan, you have no imagination at all." Ruffo pinched Logan's checks.

"So we're all in." Jade had a smirk on her face. "Tonight, we go to castle."



Nighttime commenced. The trio spent the day charting out exactly what they were going to do. They had charts, graphs and the schedules of all the guards and solders. There was no way in hell that they were getting caught. Everything was planned to the precise second. It had to be.

It was now time. Dinner was eating and gone. Pota was sent to bed. The trio dressed in all black. They wore black spandex that engulfed their bodies. With black cloth on their faces and a hood covering their heads the three young saiyan flew off into the night. It was very late and the palace guards were just about to leave duty with new one about to be stationed. Ruffo lead the charge. Quickly he scooped out the layout then called the others. Jade and Logan quickly sneaked pass the changing guards. Then within a few seconds they were in the palace and inside the palaces air vents. They crawled like babies following the layout plan they had "found" through the air vents until they looked down.

They were there. It was the treasury. It was the first time Ruffo, Logan and Jade ever saw that room. It was more money then ether of them ever imagined it would be. The whole room was filled wit treasure. There was an abundance of precious metals, jewels, like they have never seen before. There was silver, gold, and jewelry like they never saw before. It was amazing.

"This is beautiful!" Jade said with a tear in her eye.

Logan was in awe "I have never seen so much treasure in my ether life."

"What are we waiting for." Ruffo whispered. He was rather annoyed. "Let get the money and blow this joint."

The three ripped open the hatch, and then flew down into the treasury. With they bags they have wide open, they began to stuff various things into their individual burlap bags. When all three bags were stuffed, Jade, Logan and Ruffo flew up each carrying a heavy bag up and out of the treasury room. They carefully put the hatch back into place, then crawled out of the air vents and into the storage depot. They took the items being exported out of a very nice looking truck, and incinerated the items it once held. Carefully they place the loot into the truck then relocked it.

"Your plan is ingenious Jade," Ruffo was on the verge of laughing his ass off. "Letting the guards take the loot out for us, then having our people jump them."

"So what should we do now! Get Vegeta Ou or Nappa."

"Vegeta Ou!" Jade blurted out. "He is closer to us, and we are not sure that Nappa is still here."

Jade then started to crawl very quickly, Ruffo and Logan were puzzled by Jade's actions. Logan asked what was wrong, Jade then answered.

"Something is wrong. I can sense it."

Jade then quickly went through the air vents. The boys quickly followed her. What she found was freighting. There she was above the Great Saiyan No Ou, King Vegeta ruler of Vegetasei. Sovereign of all the Saiyans in the galaxy, the one in whom all he surveyed. Was a quivering in agony, wrapped in sheets trying his best not to scream out in pain. Jade looked at him and was pushed aside by her two allies. Both of them looked in horror as Ruffo and Logan stared upon the once majestic figure of their father. This was the man that once a few weeks ago were under his direct training, betting the living daylights out of then as they train under breath stifling gravity. Was now a quivering pile in front of their eyes.

What In Hell was wrong here?

Then the three children pondered on what to do.

"What the hell is wrong with him?" Ruffo was just freaked out.

"I don't know, but he looks like complete shit." Logan was just a freaked as Ruffo.

"Maybe we should go and investagate"

"Why, so we can get our Asses kicked. Remember, he is the strongest Saiyan alive. Whoever or whatever did that to him could plow throw us like cardboard." Ruffo was trying to give the children some knowledge in their skulls to know, what and what not they themselves can handle.

"Maybe he is sick!" Logan couldn't even come to comprehend what he was saying.

"I don't know about you guys, but I have a felling. I have to go with it. It feels as if he is calling me. Crying out in pain for some reason. I have to follow it." Jade was just about to go down when Logan held her.

"There is no way that you are going down there without me. You need someone to watch your back. It might as well be me."

"There is no way I'm letting a bunch of squirts like you go down there by yourselves." Ruffo said with an evil grin.



The three young saiyans then opened the hatch and flew down into Vegeta Ou quarters. Each of them prayed to the Gods that they would survive the night. Breaking and entering on the palace grounds not even Vegeta Ou's quarters is punishable by death. So that means that they better have a damn good lucky streak.

Quietly they went snuck toward the Emperor's huge bed. Wrapped in covers, King Vegeta was rolling around in excruciating pain. Jade being what she is and empathic to others could bare to see the man in pain. No matter what he did before. And besides she just robbed his ass, she might as well do her a good deed along with the bad.

With the boys at her side Jade carefully went up to bed, hoping that she wouldn't die. Jade went to the king then spoke. She said.

"Hello Saiyan No Ou, I have come to help you."

Jade wasn't sure what in hell she was doing, but she felt like she had to.

"I don't need your help you stupid wrench."

Jade then looked upon his eyes. His dark unfeeling eyes were racked with shinning gleams of pain.

"I am here to help you rather you like it or not." Jade became bold, she wasn't going to father, die not now or ever.

"You can blast me into a million pieces if you must my lord, but I have to help you sire. You need it."

Vegeta Ou looked upon Jade eyes. They were not condemning, him, nor was there a hint of pity, just clam understanding, coming from the eyes of that girl.

"You are bold for such a young girl." He announced boldly, just as a king should.

"I get that a lot your majesty." Jade tried ever so hard to advert her eyes from her king.

"Now young girl, hold your head high my child." You could see the pain in his eyes. "I would like to see the face of one so bold as to command her king."

King Vegeta looked upon the face of the girl and recognized her instantly. She was that girl he. Stop! She, the girl looked just like the Mistress. Of course! How could he have missed it? That girl, she was the daughter of himself and Mistress Nine. No wonder she was so bold. She looked just like her. Likeness was uncanny.

"You my girl are truly a special one indeed. Something called you here didn't it my child. Now, Let me see the faces of your companions."

Jade stepped back, Vegeta Ou set his eyes upon his youngest sons, The youngest crown prince Vegeta and the young yet to be crowned Logan.

"So my sons, you have returned to me. How young child did you run into my two good for nothing seed of my loins?"

King Vegeta was just about to scream out in pain. Jade quickly grabbed his hand to try and stable His majesty.

"We can talk about this later my lord, please show me what is wrong."

Vegeta Ou had his eyes closed tightly shut. He was not listening to Jade or anything else. His hand wound tightly around his belly. Then he opened his eyes. He focused on Jade, the Ruffo, then Logan.

"Please Father you must let me see." The words just slipped out of Jade's lips.

It was then that Logan knew were he had meet Jade before. It was sticking him, right in the kisser since he had meet her. She was the one in his dreams so long ago. She was his …...



Then as Saiyan No Ou saw his young offspring before him, he released the arms from around his belly.

Their eyes then widen in shock.

"What the hell!" It couldn't seem to penetrate into Logan skull.

"It couldn't be." Ruffo was about to kin over.

"It looks like he is." Jade eyes were about to pop out of her head.

Then simultaneously they said. "NNNNOOOOOOOOO!"

Then it finally sank into the thick skulls of the three children. Vegeta Ou abdomen stuck out to a large degree. The children stared at his gravid abdomen, at the swelled flesh of their father's belly. Then it stuck them. He belly looked like a woman who was about ready to deliver. He was. Oh Shit.





(I love cliff hangers don't you, don't worry. I already got started. Think this is weird, wait until the next chapter.)

Post Script. I know I am a Psycho bitch. That is the whole point.