Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ The Clear Alleys's Part II ( Chapter 10 )
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By: moonsaiyanprincess 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.24.2002 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 398 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.24.2002 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 398 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z! There satisfied?
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 10
The Clear Alleys's Part II
:: Last time ::
"Good job Vegeta! We'll split her up with each of us. You get her first!" the white cat congratulated.
"Vegeta how could you!"
"None of you will be getting her!"
The horny men looked up at their guest.
"I'm surprised to see you!" the main cat replied.
:~: Now on with the show! :~:
"Will you horny bastards ever quit?!" the new visitor yelled.
"You should be the one quitting. What would your father say!" the fat cat yelled back.
"Leave my father out of this. Put those claws to good use girl!" the visitor suggested.
"Oh okay."
Bulma scratched Vegeta's face and actually felt good. Vegeta wasn't expecting that so it hurt him a lot.
"That was payback Vegeta!"
"Follow me!" the vistitor yelled to.
Bulma jumped up on the fence and followed Rita.
"After them!" the spitting cat shouted.
"Forget about it! We won't be able to catch up with them anyway. We'll get them in the morning when there's more light." the main cat suggested.
Everyone retreated to their own places.
At the female retreat..........
Bulma and Rita jumped over the last fence and ended up at a abanded building.
"I assume you're one of us now. What's your name?"
"My name is Bulma."
"Well Bulma I'm Rita. Let me explain a few things, One all the female cats are in heat. All the female cats need some more respect around here, so we left. The male catsare in a rut as you already know. Never give them the satisfaction of your time until they beg for it. They'll be cracking like glass any time now." Rita promised.
"So this is where've you been hiding?"
"Yes, and your welcome. Come in."
Rita nudged through a hole in the side of the building hidden behing some trashcans. They was a basement like area. They walked up some steps and met up with other cats
"Ladies, we have a new guest." Rita shouted.
)( A/N: Let me list where all the cats are from. You know, which show their from....
the main cat - Felix - duh!
orange fat cat - Garfield -duh!
white cat - Artemis -Sailor Moon
spit problem cat - Sylvester - Looney Tunes
sly cat - Salem -Sabrina The Teenage Witch
the infamous gasping cat - Tom -Double Duh!
meow - Kuronekosama -Trigun
Rita -Animaniacs
Shampoo -Ranma 1/2
Luna -Sailor Moon
Diana -Sailor Moon
Puar -Triple Duh!
Thankyou for reading )(
Everyone looked at Bulma. Bulma felt a little uncomfortable.
"Okay Bulma, that black cat is Luna, the little one is Diana, the purple one is Shampoo, and the other blue one is Puar."
"Uh..Hi guys" Bulma greeted.
"You won't believe this but this kid scratched one of the males. " Rita spoke proudly.
"Great Job! Any pain to them is my pleasure." Shampoo replied.
Bulma was begining to feel the guilt.
*He was in a rut. Of course he'd be desperate to want me. I shouldn't have hurt him, but I needed to to get away* Bulma thought.
"This has gone on for so long. They should've given up long time ago." Puar said tiredly.
"They're men, they're going to be stubborn." Luna made aware.
"I'm a little hungry." Bulma whispered.
"Here, it's some meatballs we snagged from the pizzeria down the street." Shampoo offered.
Bulma snacked on the treat. It satisfied her for now.
"When do you think they'll give up?" Rita asked.
"Who know's! This could go on for the rest of our lives!" Puar muttered.
"I hope not! I miss my Tom!" Shampoo pouted.
"It's a battle of the sexes I tell you." Luna shook her head.
"When I see Papa again." Diana asked.
"Who's her father?" Bulma asked.
"Artemis. I'm his mate. He's not interested in our sex life, he really wants to see Diana." Luna replied.
"And I want to see him." Diana pouted.
"What's with Kuronekosama?"
"He's a phony! A big fat phony who gets fed and pampered only because he's survived this hell we call life the longest! What a joke. Ryo-Ohki is the true leader. " Shampoo shouted.
"She is not! She's a old hag! And stop insulting my papa! He may be a cheat, but he's smart." Rita defended.
"And you're proud of that?" Puar asked.
"You're damn right!" Rita shouted.
"Stop fighting. We're supposed to be sticking together aren't we?" Diana's tiny voice shouted.
"The little one is right. Let's stop bickering and focus on surviving." Luna agreed.
"Fine then, me and Bulma will retrieve food for everyone tommorow." Rita made aware.
"Agreed." Everyone said in unison.
At the male retreat........
"Damn bitches!" the orange cat cursed.
"Well you can't be to mad at them! They wanted respect." the white cat pointed out.
"Shut up!" Everyone shouted in unison.
A cat sat next to Vegeta while the elders were bickering as usual.
"I'm Tom. I ran in on you guys earlier"
"Uh huh" Vegeta replied as if he cared.
"Do you know that girl?" Tom asked.
"Yes."
"Is she yours? "
"No."
"Why aren't you into getting the women? Are you gay or something?" Tom asked stupidly.
(A/N: I have nothing against homosexuals. I have tons of them for friends even though I'm straight. I just needed it for this fic)
"You ask to many questions. And no I'm not gay. Get out of here." Vegeta growled.
Tom walked away and joined the others in fighting. Vegeta continued to think of how long he'd br able survive with these people. What was he thinking, cats!
"Vegeta, the boss wants to speak to me and you." Felix, the main leader asked.
Vegeta sighed and walked over with Felix to see Kuronekosama. They entered a room that was very dark. Vegeta had trouble seeing a little. A light shined down on their leader, Kuronekosama.
"You wished to speak to us Kuronekosama?"
"Meow."
Vegeta fell over anime style.
"What the?" Vegeta aksed angrily.
"Oh I forgot to mention, I'm the only one that can communicate with our leader. He only speaks in our old tounge."
"Okay....?" vegeta said confusedly. ( A/N: I doubt that's a real word )
"Meow Meow."
"It shall be done." Felix promised.
"What the hell did he just say?"
"He says he think he may have a idea where the women are hiding. He wants us to check the place out tommorow morning."
"Fine then." Vegeta agreed.
"Meow." Kuronekosama spoke proudly.
"He says he has faith in you."
"Whatever...?" Vegeta muttered.
Next morning.............
Bulma stretched from her position on the old couch. She looked down at the other cats sleeping.
*Living the life of a cat isn't as bad as I thought*
Bulma jumped down quietly only to be face to face with Rita.
"You scared me!"
"You woke up just in time! Let's get everyone some food." Rita spoke quietly.
Bulma collected herself and caught up to Rita. They squeezed out of the hole they came in the night before and started their search before. The male cats had long ago woken up.
"Kuronekosama was right. This is where their hiding." Felix whispered th Vegeta.
"Let's greet them." Vegeta replied evily.
"But of course!"
Felix and Vegeta jumped off their perch on the fence and followed the girls quietly.
"I feel like we're being followed." Bulma whispered to Rita.
"So do I."
Bulma began to whisper somethings to Rita. A plan really. Felix and Vegeta tried to listen in but it was really hard.
"If only we were a little closer."
Vegeta wished his saiya-jin hearing could be used now, but he didn't have it.
"3, 2, 1, go" Bulma whispered.
Bulma and Rita were walking down a alley anyway and were coming up to the ending of it. When Bulma said go, Bulma ran to the right and Rita ran to the left.
"After the blue one!" Felix shouted.
Vegeta and Felix rounded the corners only to meet with Trash can lids. Bulma held them up as best as she could with her paws. Vegeta and Felix ran straight into them. They fell on their backs and Bulma continued to run. Vegeta sat up after a while and Bulma ran for her life.
"Run Bulma!" Rita shouted.
"Vegeta...go after her!" Felix said weakly.
Now it was just Bulma and Vegeta. Running in the middle of traffic.
"Damn flea bitten furballs!" One taxi driver cursed.
Insults were ignored, honking from nearby cars were neglected. Bulma tried her best to avoid Vegeta. Then a car came up and hit her in the side of the stomach. She wasn't hurt to badly but the pain was enough to send her flying and begin to bleed.
"Oh no! I've hurt the poor thing. I should bring it to Mrs. Vanderbelt. She'd take care of this creature."
Wiggens, a butler and assistant for Mrs. Vandebelt, a wealthy woman, picked Bulma's still body up. Vegeta was shocked at what he saw.
*The woman is hurt*
Vegeta snuck around to the inside of the car and hid under he seat. Wiggens laid Bulma in the front seat and placed a hankerchief under Bulma's wound. Wiggens started up the car and drve home.
Vanderbelt Manor.............
Wiggens took the utmost care and brought Bulma into the house. Vegeta was to late and waited outside. Vegeta looked around for some windows. He found one in the front and sat on the ledge. He observed everything that went on inside.
"My Goodness what happened!" Miss Vanderbelt schrieked.
"I accidentally ran over this poor feline. She is still breathing."
"That's good, call the nearest vet." Miss Vanderbelt demanded.
Wiggens did as he was told. In a matter of minuets the best veterinarian arrived. Vegeta crossed his claws that Bulma wasn't badly hurt. He checked inside his thick fur.
"Yes!" Vegeta rejoiced.
Vegeta came across a senzu bean. He brought it with him when all this hell started. The Vet had just finished stitching up the wound adn cleaned the area.
"She'll need a lot of rest." The vet informed.
Bulma was laid on a soft pillow, the vet left, and the humans let her rest. Vegeta picked one of his best claws and pressed it against the window. He moved it in a circular motion till a circle was made in the glass. He nudged the glass inward and watched it fall into the plants that sat infront of the window. He pushed his paw inside and wacked the latch to open the window.
Once it was unlocked, he squeezed his fingers in between the window and the pane and pushed up. Atleast he had some of his saiya-jin strength left. He opened the window succesfully and jumped down onto the floor. Bulma hadn't moved once. He stepped up to her and absent mindedly intertwined his tail with hers. He whispered her name to get her up. When she didn't move, he nudged her head with his. She groaned in pain and opened her eyes slowly.
"Vegeta...?"
Vegeta divided the senzu bean in half and pushed one half into her mouth. She was at first surprised but she chewed it slowly and rested her head for a second. She sat up and stared at his eyes. She was still mad at him
"Let me guess, your still mad at me?" Vegeta said sarcastically.
Bulma hmphed and sat up all the way. Suddenly Wiggens and Mrs. Vanderbelt walked in.
"What is the nasty thing doing in here?" Miss Vanderbelt screamed.
Vegeta growled at her for that remark.
"Do you want me to call animal control?" Wiggins asked.
Wiggens attempted to retrieve Bulma but Vegeta hissed evily at him and nearly bit his hand.
*Why is he being so protective?* Bulma thought.
During the whole thing, Bulma searched through her fur and held the remote control.
*I'm sorry I overeacted.*
Bulma pressed the button and her and a hissing Vegeta were engulfed by the light and dissepeared before the human's eyes.
"Am I going crazy?" Wiggins asked himself.
"I must stop taking those anti-depresant pills!" Miss Vanderbelt whispered to herself.
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Yay chappie 10 is done. Can't wait for the next chappie! I think the next chapter will be the funniest one of em all! Please review and tell em what you thought of the fic! Ja ne'
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Next time.............
Chapter 11
I reckon yous a dang fool!
"I feel like Gomer Pile!" Bulma muttered.
"I just feel stupid!" Vegeta muttered in reply.
"I know yall's hungry. Here's some of my redneck possum stew." Lurleen pointed out.
"Possum?" Bulma questioned.
"Redneck?" Vegeta questioned.
"I betchyall's a courtin ain't ya!" Cleophus guessed.
"If you mean dating then no."
"No, well you must have the brain of a itty bitty squirel to not like this hunky darling." Lurleen screamed.
Vegeta shuddered with dusgust.
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That's the preview! Stay tuned!!!
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 10
The Clear Alleys's Part II
:: Last time ::
"Good job Vegeta! We'll split her up with each of us. You get her first!" the white cat congratulated.
"Vegeta how could you!"
"None of you will be getting her!"
The horny men looked up at their guest.
"I'm surprised to see you!" the main cat replied.
:~: Now on with the show! :~:
"Will you horny bastards ever quit?!" the new visitor yelled.
"You should be the one quitting. What would your father say!" the fat cat yelled back.
"Leave my father out of this. Put those claws to good use girl!" the visitor suggested.
"Oh okay."
Bulma scratched Vegeta's face and actually felt good. Vegeta wasn't expecting that so it hurt him a lot.
"That was payback Vegeta!"
"Follow me!" the vistitor yelled to.
Bulma jumped up on the fence and followed Rita.
"After them!" the spitting cat shouted.
"Forget about it! We won't be able to catch up with them anyway. We'll get them in the morning when there's more light." the main cat suggested.
Everyone retreated to their own places.
At the female retreat..........
Bulma and Rita jumped over the last fence and ended up at a abanded building.
"I assume you're one of us now. What's your name?"
"My name is Bulma."
"Well Bulma I'm Rita. Let me explain a few things, One all the female cats are in heat. All the female cats need some more respect around here, so we left. The male catsare in a rut as you already know. Never give them the satisfaction of your time until they beg for it. They'll be cracking like glass any time now." Rita promised.
"So this is where've you been hiding?"
"Yes, and your welcome. Come in."
Rita nudged through a hole in the side of the building hidden behing some trashcans. They was a basement like area. They walked up some steps and met up with other cats
"Ladies, we have a new guest." Rita shouted.
)( A/N: Let me list where all the cats are from. You know, which show their from....
the main cat - Felix - duh!
orange fat cat - Garfield -duh!
white cat - Artemis -Sailor Moon
spit problem cat - Sylvester - Looney Tunes
sly cat - Salem -Sabrina The Teenage Witch
the infamous gasping cat - Tom -Double Duh!
meow - Kuronekosama -Trigun
Rita -Animaniacs
Shampoo -Ranma 1/2
Luna -Sailor Moon
Diana -Sailor Moon
Puar -Triple Duh!
Thankyou for reading )(
Everyone looked at Bulma. Bulma felt a little uncomfortable.
"Okay Bulma, that black cat is Luna, the little one is Diana, the purple one is Shampoo, and the other blue one is Puar."
"Uh..Hi guys" Bulma greeted.
"You won't believe this but this kid scratched one of the males. " Rita spoke proudly.
"Great Job! Any pain to them is my pleasure." Shampoo replied.
Bulma was begining to feel the guilt.
*He was in a rut. Of course he'd be desperate to want me. I shouldn't have hurt him, but I needed to to get away* Bulma thought.
"This has gone on for so long. They should've given up long time ago." Puar said tiredly.
"They're men, they're going to be stubborn." Luna made aware.
"I'm a little hungry." Bulma whispered.
"Here, it's some meatballs we snagged from the pizzeria down the street." Shampoo offered.
Bulma snacked on the treat. It satisfied her for now.
"When do you think they'll give up?" Rita asked.
"Who know's! This could go on for the rest of our lives!" Puar muttered.
"I hope not! I miss my Tom!" Shampoo pouted.
"It's a battle of the sexes I tell you." Luna shook her head.
"When I see Papa again." Diana asked.
"Who's her father?" Bulma asked.
"Artemis. I'm his mate. He's not interested in our sex life, he really wants to see Diana." Luna replied.
"And I want to see him." Diana pouted.
"What's with Kuronekosama?"
"He's a phony! A big fat phony who gets fed and pampered only because he's survived this hell we call life the longest! What a joke. Ryo-Ohki is the true leader. " Shampoo shouted.
"She is not! She's a old hag! And stop insulting my papa! He may be a cheat, but he's smart." Rita defended.
"And you're proud of that?" Puar asked.
"You're damn right!" Rita shouted.
"Stop fighting. We're supposed to be sticking together aren't we?" Diana's tiny voice shouted.
"The little one is right. Let's stop bickering and focus on surviving." Luna agreed.
"Fine then, me and Bulma will retrieve food for everyone tommorow." Rita made aware.
"Agreed." Everyone said in unison.
At the male retreat........
"Damn bitches!" the orange cat cursed.
"Well you can't be to mad at them! They wanted respect." the white cat pointed out.
"Shut up!" Everyone shouted in unison.
A cat sat next to Vegeta while the elders were bickering as usual.
"I'm Tom. I ran in on you guys earlier"
"Uh huh" Vegeta replied as if he cared.
"Do you know that girl?" Tom asked.
"Yes."
"Is she yours? "
"No."
"Why aren't you into getting the women? Are you gay or something?" Tom asked stupidly.
(A/N: I have nothing against homosexuals. I have tons of them for friends even though I'm straight. I just needed it for this fic)
"You ask to many questions. And no I'm not gay. Get out of here." Vegeta growled.
Tom walked away and joined the others in fighting. Vegeta continued to think of how long he'd br able survive with these people. What was he thinking, cats!
"Vegeta, the boss wants to speak to me and you." Felix, the main leader asked.
Vegeta sighed and walked over with Felix to see Kuronekosama. They entered a room that was very dark. Vegeta had trouble seeing a little. A light shined down on their leader, Kuronekosama.
"You wished to speak to us Kuronekosama?"
"Meow."
Vegeta fell over anime style.
"What the?" Vegeta aksed angrily.
"Oh I forgot to mention, I'm the only one that can communicate with our leader. He only speaks in our old tounge."
"Okay....?" vegeta said confusedly. ( A/N: I doubt that's a real word )
"Meow Meow."
"It shall be done." Felix promised.
"What the hell did he just say?"
"He says he think he may have a idea where the women are hiding. He wants us to check the place out tommorow morning."
"Fine then." Vegeta agreed.
"Meow." Kuronekosama spoke proudly.
"He says he has faith in you."
"Whatever...?" Vegeta muttered.
Next morning.............
Bulma stretched from her position on the old couch. She looked down at the other cats sleeping.
*Living the life of a cat isn't as bad as I thought*
Bulma jumped down quietly only to be face to face with Rita.
"You scared me!"
"You woke up just in time! Let's get everyone some food." Rita spoke quietly.
Bulma collected herself and caught up to Rita. They squeezed out of the hole they came in the night before and started their search before. The male cats had long ago woken up.
"Kuronekosama was right. This is where their hiding." Felix whispered th Vegeta.
"Let's greet them." Vegeta replied evily.
"But of course!"
Felix and Vegeta jumped off their perch on the fence and followed the girls quietly.
"I feel like we're being followed." Bulma whispered to Rita.
"So do I."
Bulma began to whisper somethings to Rita. A plan really. Felix and Vegeta tried to listen in but it was really hard.
"If only we were a little closer."
Vegeta wished his saiya-jin hearing could be used now, but he didn't have it.
"3, 2, 1, go" Bulma whispered.
Bulma and Rita were walking down a alley anyway and were coming up to the ending of it. When Bulma said go, Bulma ran to the right and Rita ran to the left.
"After the blue one!" Felix shouted.
Vegeta and Felix rounded the corners only to meet with Trash can lids. Bulma held them up as best as she could with her paws. Vegeta and Felix ran straight into them. They fell on their backs and Bulma continued to run. Vegeta sat up after a while and Bulma ran for her life.
"Run Bulma!" Rita shouted.
"Vegeta...go after her!" Felix said weakly.
Now it was just Bulma and Vegeta. Running in the middle of traffic.
"Damn flea bitten furballs!" One taxi driver cursed.
Insults were ignored, honking from nearby cars were neglected. Bulma tried her best to avoid Vegeta. Then a car came up and hit her in the side of the stomach. She wasn't hurt to badly but the pain was enough to send her flying and begin to bleed.
"Oh no! I've hurt the poor thing. I should bring it to Mrs. Vanderbelt. She'd take care of this creature."
Wiggens, a butler and assistant for Mrs. Vandebelt, a wealthy woman, picked Bulma's still body up. Vegeta was shocked at what he saw.
*The woman is hurt*
Vegeta snuck around to the inside of the car and hid under he seat. Wiggens laid Bulma in the front seat and placed a hankerchief under Bulma's wound. Wiggens started up the car and drve home.
Vanderbelt Manor.............
Wiggens took the utmost care and brought Bulma into the house. Vegeta was to late and waited outside. Vegeta looked around for some windows. He found one in the front and sat on the ledge. He observed everything that went on inside.
"My Goodness what happened!" Miss Vanderbelt schrieked.
"I accidentally ran over this poor feline. She is still breathing."
"That's good, call the nearest vet." Miss Vanderbelt demanded.
Wiggens did as he was told. In a matter of minuets the best veterinarian arrived. Vegeta crossed his claws that Bulma wasn't badly hurt. He checked inside his thick fur.
"Yes!" Vegeta rejoiced.
Vegeta came across a senzu bean. He brought it with him when all this hell started. The Vet had just finished stitching up the wound adn cleaned the area.
"She'll need a lot of rest." The vet informed.
Bulma was laid on a soft pillow, the vet left, and the humans let her rest. Vegeta picked one of his best claws and pressed it against the window. He moved it in a circular motion till a circle was made in the glass. He nudged the glass inward and watched it fall into the plants that sat infront of the window. He pushed his paw inside and wacked the latch to open the window.
Once it was unlocked, he squeezed his fingers in between the window and the pane and pushed up. Atleast he had some of his saiya-jin strength left. He opened the window succesfully and jumped down onto the floor. Bulma hadn't moved once. He stepped up to her and absent mindedly intertwined his tail with hers. He whispered her name to get her up. When she didn't move, he nudged her head with his. She groaned in pain and opened her eyes slowly.
"Vegeta...?"
Vegeta divided the senzu bean in half and pushed one half into her mouth. She was at first surprised but she chewed it slowly and rested her head for a second. She sat up and stared at his eyes. She was still mad at him
"Let me guess, your still mad at me?" Vegeta said sarcastically.
Bulma hmphed and sat up all the way. Suddenly Wiggens and Mrs. Vanderbelt walked in.
"What is the nasty thing doing in here?" Miss Vanderbelt screamed.
Vegeta growled at her for that remark.
"Do you want me to call animal control?" Wiggins asked.
Wiggens attempted to retrieve Bulma but Vegeta hissed evily at him and nearly bit his hand.
*Why is he being so protective?* Bulma thought.
During the whole thing, Bulma searched through her fur and held the remote control.
*I'm sorry I overeacted.*
Bulma pressed the button and her and a hissing Vegeta were engulfed by the light and dissepeared before the human's eyes.
"Am I going crazy?" Wiggins asked himself.
"I must stop taking those anti-depresant pills!" Miss Vanderbelt whispered to herself.
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Yay chappie 10 is done. Can't wait for the next chappie! I think the next chapter will be the funniest one of em all! Please review and tell em what you thought of the fic! Ja ne'
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Next time.............
Chapter 11
I reckon yous a dang fool!
"I feel like Gomer Pile!" Bulma muttered.
"I just feel stupid!" Vegeta muttered in reply.
"I know yall's hungry. Here's some of my redneck possum stew." Lurleen pointed out.
"Possum?" Bulma questioned.
"Redneck?" Vegeta questioned.
"I betchyall's a courtin ain't ya!" Cleophus guessed.
"If you mean dating then no."
"No, well you must have the brain of a itty bitty squirel to not like this hunky darling." Lurleen screamed.
Vegeta shuddered with dusgust.
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That's the preview! Stay tuned!!!