Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ I reckon yous a dang fool! ( Chapter 11 )
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By: moonsaiyanprincess 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.24.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 401 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.24.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 401 | Status: Work In Progress
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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 11
I reckon yous a dang fool!
The light appeared in their new world and a screaming Bulma followed by a hissing Vegeta fell out of the light and into a puddle of mud.
"What the hell?" Vegeta squealed.
"What is this shit?" Vegeta growled.
"It's mud. Where are we?"
Vegeta looked to Bulma. With Mud practically covering her whole body she looked kinda cute.
*Get these thought out of your head. Remember that promise you made!* Vegeta thought.
// flashback //
Freeza's ship was gliding through space as usual. Each planet they'd past would soon be conquered or purged. Vegeta was turning 13 today, and all of Freeza's men had planed a little gift for him.
"The boy will enjoy his gift! I almost wish I was turning a year older!" Dodoria said gleefully.
"He's becoming a man, thanks to us." Freeza said sinisterly.
Freeza, Dodoria, and Zarbon walked down the hallway with their gift to the Prince. Vegeta was doing situps in his room when a knock broke him from his concentration.
"Now what?" Vegeta asked.
Vegeta got up growling with rage. He opened the door to see the people he hated most in his life.
"Good evening Vegeta." Zarbon smiled at the young saiya-jin.
"Since it's your 13th birthday, we have a present for you." Dodoria said with sickening pride.
"And your gonna like it to"! Freeza put in.
Freeza through down Vegeta's present at his feet. He kicked it towards Vegeta and the gift wimpered in pain. Vegeta blinked and kneeled down and brushed the blanket away from it. It was a girl, maybe 11 or 12 years old.
"What the?"
"Can't have you becoming a man if you haven't had your first woman." Zarbon boasted.
"So we brought you one." Dodoria cheered.
The girl had been beaten, kicked, and had scars and dried blood all ove her body.
"What makes you think I'll except this...gift?" Vegeta asked narrowing his eyes.
"Becuase if you don't I'll not only blast the girl but also you!" Freeza growled.
Vegeta couldn't believe he had to do this. He looked in the girl's eyes. She was frightened. He couldn't hurt a child. He growled and clenched his teeth. Freeza's finger grew very bright, preparing to shoot at him. Vegeta flinched and glared at them. He kneeled down and turned the girl over onto her back. He moved the blanket all the way revealing her scared naked body. She may have been but a child but she had the body of a young woman.
He stared one last time at Freeza and recieved a glare in return. He forced the girls legs apart. He unzipped his training pants and positioned himself between the girls shaking legs. He could feel Freeza's glare borring into the back of his head. He closed his eyes and thrusted into her. Of course she screamed but he just kept thrusting. Blood surrounded them. He wrapped the girls legs around his waist so they wouldn't be moving around wildly. When he did his first orgasm, he stopped and pulled out of her. He caught his breath and looked in the girls eyes. She had a look of disgust and dissapointment on her face.
"Bravo Vegeta! What a wonderful performance." Freeza applauded.
"How could you? Do you feel proud of yourself? What would our people think to see their prince acting in such a way?" the timid girl asked.
"Our people?" Vegeta whispered.
Vegeta flipped the gril onto her stomach. Sure enough the girl was saiya-jin. Her tail had been cut off.
"Yes Vegeta what would your people think?" Freeza asked slyly.
Freeza's finger brightnened and he shot a light through the girl's back.
"The last Saiya-jin female! What a waste." Zarbon muttered.
Vegeta continued to growl. Dodoria picked up the girl's body and left the room. Zarbon followed. Freeza was the last to leave, he was chuckling the whole time. Vegeta sat in the puddle of blood, disgusted at himself for being intimidated by them. Everyone.
"I'll never touch a woman ever again!" Vegeta vowed.
// end of flashback //
Vegeta continued to shake his head. Bulma just stared at him like he was crazy. Bulma took in their surroundings. It seemed that they were in a barn yard pin or something.
"Howdy there!"
Bulma and Vegeta looked up to see a girl with a overalls on and a bra underneath.
Bulma: Uh...hi.
Elly Mae: Never seen you round these parts. What yall doing in the piggie's bin?
Bulma: Piggie's bin? Ewww!
Bulma stood up and felt sicker than ever.
Elly Mae: Now here's a pickle! Yall look like city folk, but you in the mud!
Bulma pulled Vegeta up to his feet. He was still in a daze.
Elly Mae: Wooo Dowgy! You got a hunk of mm mm good witch ya!
Bulma: Is there a place we can wash up?
Elly Mae: Don't worry, yer gonna stay with us fer the night. Thelma!
Bulma: Thelma?
A very big muscular girl with red pigtails, daisy dukes, and a shirt skipped over to them.
Bulma: Uh hi there.
Thelma just looked at Bulma like she was crazy.
Elly Mae: Thelma ain't much of people person.
Bulma: Uh huh.
Thelma lifted Bulma and Vegeta over her shoulders and walked them out of the pin and into the barn. Vegeta tried to protest as best as he could but Thelma had a deathly grip on him. They came to the barn and Thelma tossed Bulma and Vegeta in a big grey tub.
Bulma: What are you doing?
Thelma then took off Bulma's clothes and tossed them aside.
Vegeta: Nice woman!
Bulma: Shut up and stop staring you perv!
Then Thelma took all of Vegeta's clothes off and tossed them aside.
Vegeta: What the hell?
Bulma: So this is what you been hiding all this time?
Vegeta: Watch it woman!
Thelma came back with a hose and sprayed Bulma and Vegeta with cold water.
Bulma: Cold!
Thelma just grunted.
Vegeta: Pathetic!
After a few more minutes of searing cold water, Thelma turned the hose off and let the pair drip.
Elly Mae: How ya feel now, since yer clean anall?
Bulma: *shivers*....I.....feel......
Elly Mae: No time fer the Chitty Chat! We gotta geet you sem clothes!
Vegeta: Huh?
Thelma picked up yet again Bulma and Vegeta. Only now they were shivering, wet, naked, and more whineier that before.
------------- The House ----------------
Elly Mae: Lurleen....Betsy! Get yer butt's down here and bring clothes witchya!
2 younger girls came down the steps with big grins on there faces.
Bulma: *How can people who live in these surroundings be happy?*
Lurleen: Whatya want Elly Mae?
Elly Mae: I need ya'll to fix our guests up!
Lurleen and Betsy: Okay!
Lurleen was to help Bulma and Betsy was going to help Vegeta.
Lurleen: These is the clothes ya'll be wearing!
Bulma: NOOOO!
Lurleen wrestled Bulma down and forced the clothes on her body. Vegeta just chuckled.
Vegeta: Nice clothes woman!
Betsy: I'm glad you aid that cause you got somethin jus the same!
Vegeta: NOOOO!
Bulma: At least I don't suffer alone.
Vegeta: Sute up wench!
In this world Vegeta's strength was lowered, okay it was the same as Bulma. That's a bad thing.
Vegeta: NOOOO!
Vegeta was wretsled aswell. Betsy forced the clothes on his body.
After what seemed like a wrestling match, Lurleen and Betsy stepped back and took in their work.
Elly Mae: Great Job girls! There one of us now.
Bulma: One of us.... AHHHH!
Bulma looked down at her clothes and began to weep in dispare.
Betsy: Well look at that, she's so happy she crying!
Bulma: I feel like Gomer Pile!
Vegeta: I just feel stupid!
Lurleen: I know yall's hungry. Here's some of my redneck possum stew.
Bulma: Possum?
Vegeta: Redneck?
Cleophus: I betchyall's a courtin ain't ya!
Bulma: If you mean dating then no.
Lurleen: No, well you must have the brain of a itty bitty squirel to not like this hunky darling.
Vegeta shuddered with dusgust.
Pa: Elly Mae, what's goin on in her?
Elly Mae: Oh howdy pa! Howdy Uncle Cletus. We have guests.
Pa: Well why didn't you say so!
Pa and Uncle Cletus... threw their kill to the ground, pulled up their pants, slicked their hair back, spat in their hands and rubbed together and coughed to clear their throats.
Pa: How ya'll doin!
Pa tried to shake hands with Bulma but she backed away.
Bulma: Whats that!
Betsy: Yeah Papa, what did ya'll catch?
Uncle Celtus: We killed some squirells, a deer, and 3, count em' 3 possums!
Pa: Woo Dowgy!
Lurleen, Betsy, and Elly Mae: Woo Hoo!
Bulma and Vegeta shook the disgust off of them for a final time. Bulma leaned into Vegeta.
Bulma: Vegeta, we gotta get out of here. I don't have a problem with these people, but their freaking me out!
Vegeta: We actually agree on something.
Bulma: Um...Elly Mae.
Elly Mae: Yep?
Bulma: Me and Vegeta hate to leave at...such a bad time...but...uh...um...we gotta find our way back.
Elly Mae: Really, that's a shame. And Thelma took a liking to Vegeta and all.
Vegeta: Yick!
Pa: Boy, was just shaking in dislike for me girl?
Uncle Cletus: He was I tell ya!
Lurleen: Vegeta, you don't like Thelma!
Vegeta: Hell no. She's a man dressed in female clothing.
That did it! Thelma grunted and stomped up the stairs and began to scream in sorrow.
Pa: You'll pay for making my itty bitty girl cry!
Vegeta: Since when was she itty bitty?
Bulma: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What?
Uncle Cletus: Let's get em'
Everyone: Yeah!
Pa, Uncle Cletus, Lurleen, Elly Mae, and Betsy grabbed a gun, each one for them and stood over Bulma and Vegeta.
Bulma: Ve...Ve...Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes woman?
Bulma: RRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone shot around Bulma and Vegeta. Luckily Bulma and Vegeta held each other and missed the bullets by a inch.
Vegeta: Come on woman!
Vegeta and Bulma ran out the door and ran as fast as they could away from the shack.
Elly Mae: after them!
Bulma: I never thought I'd be chased by the Beverly Hill Billy's!
Vegeta: Forget all thoughts and just RUN!
Bulma: I am!
Bulma and Vegeta scurried into some woods and watched the Hick family search for them.
Betsy: Pa, it's to dark to find them in here!
Lurleen: Yeah, we may have to return in the mornin where there's suny shine.
Uncle Cletus: The youngins are right.
Pa: Okay, and I was hoping to have that boy's head up on the wall along with the other rodent's I've shot!
Vegeta: Rodent!
Elly Mae: There he is pa!
Pa: Gotcha!
Everyone continued to shoot at the newly discovered Vegeta.
Bulma: You and your mouth!
Bulma and Vegeta continued to get chased by the mob deep into the night. Eventually they'd find some salvation.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
< br> Yay chappie 11 is done. I'm glad that's over. You'll like the next chappie! I promise. Please continue to review! I'd appreciate it greatly. Ja ne'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time.............
Chapter 12
Fighting Battles, Side by Side
Vegeta: So let me get this straight, we're super heros?
Bulma: Uh...yeah?
Vegeta: Who are now forced to fight Freeza?
Bulma: Uh...yeah?
Vegeta: Us together, dressed like this?
Bulma: Uh...Yeah??
Vegeta: NNNNOOOO!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~< br> That's the prview! Stay tuned!!!
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 11
I reckon yous a dang fool!
The light appeared in their new world and a screaming Bulma followed by a hissing Vegeta fell out of the light and into a puddle of mud.
"What the hell?" Vegeta squealed.
"What is this shit?" Vegeta growled.
"It's mud. Where are we?"
Vegeta looked to Bulma. With Mud practically covering her whole body she looked kinda cute.
*Get these thought out of your head. Remember that promise you made!* Vegeta thought.
// flashback //
Freeza's ship was gliding through space as usual. Each planet they'd past would soon be conquered or purged. Vegeta was turning 13 today, and all of Freeza's men had planed a little gift for him.
"The boy will enjoy his gift! I almost wish I was turning a year older!" Dodoria said gleefully.
"He's becoming a man, thanks to us." Freeza said sinisterly.
Freeza, Dodoria, and Zarbon walked down the hallway with their gift to the Prince. Vegeta was doing situps in his room when a knock broke him from his concentration.
"Now what?" Vegeta asked.
Vegeta got up growling with rage. He opened the door to see the people he hated most in his life.
"Good evening Vegeta." Zarbon smiled at the young saiya-jin.
"Since it's your 13th birthday, we have a present for you." Dodoria said with sickening pride.
"And your gonna like it to"! Freeza put in.
Freeza through down Vegeta's present at his feet. He kicked it towards Vegeta and the gift wimpered in pain. Vegeta blinked and kneeled down and brushed the blanket away from it. It was a girl, maybe 11 or 12 years old.
"What the?"
"Can't have you becoming a man if you haven't had your first woman." Zarbon boasted.
"So we brought you one." Dodoria cheered.
The girl had been beaten, kicked, and had scars and dried blood all ove her body.
"What makes you think I'll except this...gift?" Vegeta asked narrowing his eyes.
"Becuase if you don't I'll not only blast the girl but also you!" Freeza growled.
Vegeta couldn't believe he had to do this. He looked in the girl's eyes. She was frightened. He couldn't hurt a child. He growled and clenched his teeth. Freeza's finger grew very bright, preparing to shoot at him. Vegeta flinched and glared at them. He kneeled down and turned the girl over onto her back. He moved the blanket all the way revealing her scared naked body. She may have been but a child but she had the body of a young woman.
He stared one last time at Freeza and recieved a glare in return. He forced the girls legs apart. He unzipped his training pants and positioned himself between the girls shaking legs. He could feel Freeza's glare borring into the back of his head. He closed his eyes and thrusted into her. Of course she screamed but he just kept thrusting. Blood surrounded them. He wrapped the girls legs around his waist so they wouldn't be moving around wildly. When he did his first orgasm, he stopped and pulled out of her. He caught his breath and looked in the girls eyes. She had a look of disgust and dissapointment on her face.
"Bravo Vegeta! What a wonderful performance." Freeza applauded.
"How could you? Do you feel proud of yourself? What would our people think to see their prince acting in such a way?" the timid girl asked.
"Our people?" Vegeta whispered.
Vegeta flipped the gril onto her stomach. Sure enough the girl was saiya-jin. Her tail had been cut off.
"Yes Vegeta what would your people think?" Freeza asked slyly.
Freeza's finger brightnened and he shot a light through the girl's back.
"The last Saiya-jin female! What a waste." Zarbon muttered.
Vegeta continued to growl. Dodoria picked up the girl's body and left the room. Zarbon followed. Freeza was the last to leave, he was chuckling the whole time. Vegeta sat in the puddle of blood, disgusted at himself for being intimidated by them. Everyone.
"I'll never touch a woman ever again!" Vegeta vowed.
// end of flashback //
Vegeta continued to shake his head. Bulma just stared at him like he was crazy. Bulma took in their surroundings. It seemed that they were in a barn yard pin or something.
"Howdy there!"
Bulma and Vegeta looked up to see a girl with a overalls on and a bra underneath.
Bulma: Uh...hi.
Elly Mae: Never seen you round these parts. What yall doing in the piggie's bin?
Bulma: Piggie's bin? Ewww!
Bulma stood up and felt sicker than ever.
Elly Mae: Now here's a pickle! Yall look like city folk, but you in the mud!
Bulma pulled Vegeta up to his feet. He was still in a daze.
Elly Mae: Wooo Dowgy! You got a hunk of mm mm good witch ya!
Bulma: Is there a place we can wash up?
Elly Mae: Don't worry, yer gonna stay with us fer the night. Thelma!
Bulma: Thelma?
A very big muscular girl with red pigtails, daisy dukes, and a shirt skipped over to them.
Bulma: Uh hi there.
Thelma just looked at Bulma like she was crazy.
Elly Mae: Thelma ain't much of people person.
Bulma: Uh huh.
Thelma lifted Bulma and Vegeta over her shoulders and walked them out of the pin and into the barn. Vegeta tried to protest as best as he could but Thelma had a deathly grip on him. They came to the barn and Thelma tossed Bulma and Vegeta in a big grey tub.
Bulma: What are you doing?
Thelma then took off Bulma's clothes and tossed them aside.
Vegeta: Nice woman!
Bulma: Shut up and stop staring you perv!
Then Thelma took all of Vegeta's clothes off and tossed them aside.
Vegeta: What the hell?
Bulma: So this is what you been hiding all this time?
Vegeta: Watch it woman!
Thelma came back with a hose and sprayed Bulma and Vegeta with cold water.
Bulma: Cold!
Thelma just grunted.
Vegeta: Pathetic!
After a few more minutes of searing cold water, Thelma turned the hose off and let the pair drip.
Elly Mae: How ya feel now, since yer clean anall?
Bulma: *shivers*....I.....feel......
Elly Mae: No time fer the Chitty Chat! We gotta geet you sem clothes!
Vegeta: Huh?
Thelma picked up yet again Bulma and Vegeta. Only now they were shivering, wet, naked, and more whineier that before.
------------- The House ----------------
Elly Mae: Lurleen....Betsy! Get yer butt's down here and bring clothes witchya!
2 younger girls came down the steps with big grins on there faces.
Bulma: *How can people who live in these surroundings be happy?*
Lurleen: Whatya want Elly Mae?
Elly Mae: I need ya'll to fix our guests up!
Lurleen and Betsy: Okay!
Lurleen was to help Bulma and Betsy was going to help Vegeta.
Lurleen: These is the clothes ya'll be wearing!
Bulma: NOOOO!
Lurleen wrestled Bulma down and forced the clothes on her body. Vegeta just chuckled.
Vegeta: Nice clothes woman!
Betsy: I'm glad you aid that cause you got somethin jus the same!
Vegeta: NOOOO!
Bulma: At least I don't suffer alone.
Vegeta: Sute up wench!
In this world Vegeta's strength was lowered, okay it was the same as Bulma. That's a bad thing.
Vegeta: NOOOO!
Vegeta was wretsled aswell. Betsy forced the clothes on his body.
After what seemed like a wrestling match, Lurleen and Betsy stepped back and took in their work.
Elly Mae: Great Job girls! There one of us now.
Bulma: One of us.... AHHHH!
Bulma looked down at her clothes and began to weep in dispare.
Betsy: Well look at that, she's so happy she crying!
Bulma: I feel like Gomer Pile!
Vegeta: I just feel stupid!
Lurleen: I know yall's hungry. Here's some of my redneck possum stew.
Bulma: Possum?
Vegeta: Redneck?
Cleophus: I betchyall's a courtin ain't ya!
Bulma: If you mean dating then no.
Lurleen: No, well you must have the brain of a itty bitty squirel to not like this hunky darling.
Vegeta shuddered with dusgust.
Pa: Elly Mae, what's goin on in her?
Elly Mae: Oh howdy pa! Howdy Uncle Cletus. We have guests.
Pa: Well why didn't you say so!
Pa and Uncle Cletus... threw their kill to the ground, pulled up their pants, slicked their hair back, spat in their hands and rubbed together and coughed to clear their throats.
Pa: How ya'll doin!
Pa tried to shake hands with Bulma but she backed away.
Bulma: Whats that!
Betsy: Yeah Papa, what did ya'll catch?
Uncle Celtus: We killed some squirells, a deer, and 3, count em' 3 possums!
Pa: Woo Dowgy!
Lurleen, Betsy, and Elly Mae: Woo Hoo!
Bulma and Vegeta shook the disgust off of them for a final time. Bulma leaned into Vegeta.
Bulma: Vegeta, we gotta get out of here. I don't have a problem with these people, but their freaking me out!
Vegeta: We actually agree on something.
Bulma: Um...Elly Mae.
Elly Mae: Yep?
Bulma: Me and Vegeta hate to leave at...such a bad time...but...uh...um...we gotta find our way back.
Elly Mae: Really, that's a shame. And Thelma took a liking to Vegeta and all.
Vegeta: Yick!
Pa: Boy, was just shaking in dislike for me girl?
Uncle Cletus: He was I tell ya!
Lurleen: Vegeta, you don't like Thelma!
Vegeta: Hell no. She's a man dressed in female clothing.
That did it! Thelma grunted and stomped up the stairs and began to scream in sorrow.
Pa: You'll pay for making my itty bitty girl cry!
Vegeta: Since when was she itty bitty?
Bulma: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What?
Uncle Cletus: Let's get em'
Everyone: Yeah!
Pa, Uncle Cletus, Lurleen, Elly Mae, and Betsy grabbed a gun, each one for them and stood over Bulma and Vegeta.
Bulma: Ve...Ve...Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes woman?
Bulma: RRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone shot around Bulma and Vegeta. Luckily Bulma and Vegeta held each other and missed the bullets by a inch.
Vegeta: Come on woman!
Vegeta and Bulma ran out the door and ran as fast as they could away from the shack.
Elly Mae: after them!
Bulma: I never thought I'd be chased by the Beverly Hill Billy's!
Vegeta: Forget all thoughts and just RUN!
Bulma: I am!
Bulma and Vegeta scurried into some woods and watched the Hick family search for them.
Betsy: Pa, it's to dark to find them in here!
Lurleen: Yeah, we may have to return in the mornin where there's suny shine.
Uncle Cletus: The youngins are right.
Pa: Okay, and I was hoping to have that boy's head up on the wall along with the other rodent's I've shot!
Vegeta: Rodent!
Elly Mae: There he is pa!
Pa: Gotcha!
Everyone continued to shoot at the newly discovered Vegeta.
Bulma: You and your mouth!
Bulma and Vegeta continued to get chased by the mob deep into the night. Eventually they'd find some salvation.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
< br> Yay chappie 11 is done. I'm glad that's over. You'll like the next chappie! I promise. Please continue to review! I'd appreciate it greatly. Ja ne'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time.............
Chapter 12
Fighting Battles, Side by Side
Vegeta: So let me get this straight, we're super heros?
Bulma: Uh...yeah?
Vegeta: Who are now forced to fight Freeza?
Bulma: Uh...yeah?
Vegeta: Us together, dressed like this?
Bulma: Uh...Yeah??
Vegeta: NNNNOOOO!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~< br> That's the prview! Stay tuned!!!