Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Fighting Battles, Side by Side Part II ( Chapter 13 )

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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.


Chapter 13
Fighting Battles, Side by Side Part II


Vegeta leaned against the rock of the cave. He was really anoid. I mean, this world, he was a hero. He still had trouble excepting that if he won the fight against the androids, that he'd be a...dare he wanna be it or say it... a hero? He shuddered at the thought, being that kind just wasn't his style. He glanced to Bulma who was doing stuff on the big comp. He ran his eyes up and down Bulma's skin tight body suit uncounciously. He shoook his head in irritation. He growled deep in his throat and begged that this hell would be over and done with.

Vegeta: Woman!?

Bulma: Wait Vegeta please?

Vegeta continued to growl deep in his throat.

Bulma: Here, here's all the info I could find about your character...*giggle*

Vegeta: Woman!

Bulma: Sorry.

Vegeta looked at the screen, it appeared that Bulma got information from their true world.

Bulma: Superman is a comic hero so to say. He came from the planet Krypton and crash landed in a remote town a few miles from here when he was a baby. His kind get weakened when they are near Kryptonite. So since you're superman, if you're near Kryptonite, you'll get weak ver fast, and senzu beans can't cure you.

Vegeta: Of course I have to be weak!

Bulma: You're not weak! You're the super hero with all the cool powers and stuff, me on the other hand I...

Vegeta: Have jets, money, and fighting skills.

Bulma stared at Vegeta curiously.

Vegeta: Don't ask how I knew that.

Bulma: Okay....

Vegeta: Can we leave yet?

Bulma: I think we can, let me get the....remote?

Bulma patted places on her body trying to find the remote. That angered and aroused Vegeta though. She gulped and ran out of the cave. She searched the entire mansion but couldn't find it.

Vegeta: Woman, do you have anything to share with me?

Bulma: He He, well Vegeta, you won't believe this, but I don't know where the remote is. He He

Vegeta marched up to Bulma and picked her up by her collar.

Vegeta: What was that wench?

Bulma: I..I don't know where it is.

Vegeta: What the hell? I refuse to be stuck ina world where I save people in tights.

Bulma: Listen, I hope we can find it soon okay. We'll have to work together.

Vegeta: Us work together?

Bulma: It's hard for me to believe but we have to.

Vegeta: It's bad enough the portal we're in is as fucked up as it is!

Bulma: I already knew that but to get the remote back we have to be a....dare I say it....*gulp* a team.

Vegeta grimaced at the word 'team'.

Vegeta: Well then woman, where do you think the remote would be?

Bulma: This world is really crazy, maybe we can't find it because that's how the world is. maybe a bad guy has it, and we have to be like our characters and beat the people up.

Vegeta: Great!

Bulma: You think I wanna search this world for something so small?

Vegeta couldn't reply for something was happening to the big computer.

Vegeta: What's going on woman?

Bulma: I think a message is coming in.

Bulma scurried around wildly and found something to cover Vegeta's face and she put her mask on. The screen cleared and the person was in full view.

Bulma: Oh my god! it's...

Vegeta: Freeza!

Freeza was on the screen petting his penguin. He smirked evily and looked evil itself.

Freeza: Good evining Batman, Superman?

Bulma: Freeza, how did you find us?

Freeza: That'sbeside the point. I'm here to negotiate with you all.

Vegeta: Negotiate? Please.

Freeza: Isn't it impolite to have your faces covered when youre speaking to someone? Superman, take that paper plate down so I can see you better.

Bulma: Over your dead body, get to the point Freeza!

Freeza: Very well then, I have a item of great importance to you. You have to find me and come get it if you can!

Freeza laughed evily and the screen turned black. Vegeta growled louder that he had ever had before.

Bulma: calm down Vegeta.

Vegeta: How the hell are we supposed to find him dammit?

Bulma: I think I know what character Freeza is supposed to be.

Vegeta: How baka?

Bulma: The Penguin?

Vegeta: The who?

Bulma: Not the band, I'm talking about the penguin.

Vegeta was more than confused now.

Bulma: the penguin is half human, half penguin. I know where his hideout is, change into your costume!

Vegeta: How do I do that stupid?

Bulma left the area and came back with a telephone booth.

Vegeta: What the hell?

Bulma: Take off you're glasses, get inside, and spin around like a tornado.

Vegeta: I'll ask again, what the hell?

Bulma: Just do what I say okay>

Bulma marched up to Vegeta, yanked off his glasses, pushed him inside the telephone booth, and motioned for him to spin around madly. Vegeta did it and came back out in Superman's outfit.

Bulma: *Wow, this guy looks good in spandex and tights no mattter the situation!*

Bulma shook her conclusion and pulled Vegeta by his arm and into the bat mobile, on there way to the Penguin, I mean Freeza's hideout.


~ Abandoned Tuna Factory and Aquarium ~


Vegeta: What freakish surroundings!

Bulma: I'm fully aware.

Vegeta heard something.

Vegeta: get down!

Bulma: Huh?

Vegeta pushed Bulma down just in time, sharp darts almost hit them.

Bulma: Tha-Thanks.

Vegeta grunted and walked into the hideout with Bulma trembling behind.

Vegeta: Where are you Freeza?

Freeza: I'm glad you could find me? I'm very surprised.

Freeza twirled the remote around in the air. Vegeta charged at Freeza uncounciously. Just as Vegeta was gonna make contact with Freeza's cheek, Freeza held up a glowing green stone. Vegeta instanty stopped in mid air and fell to the ground.

Bulma: Superman!

Freeza chuckled madly, now that he had Vegeta at his feet. Freeza knealt down to Vegeta's ear and began to whisper to him.

Freeza: Remember how I forced you to do that young saiya-jin girl years ago, wouldn't you like to re-enact that moment again with Batman, or should I say Batwoman?

Vegeta looked at Freeza through dizzy and weak eyes.

Vegeta:...Never.....again, will I let you force me into doing things you want.

Freeza: We'll see about that, boys?

Some guys dressed up like lizards and penguins walked into the room and surrounded Bulma.

Vegeta: Bulma....

Vegeta blacked out. Hopefully Bulma had some fighting skills.

Freeza: Boys, wrestle her down!

The fighters drew closer to Bulma. But Bulma felt confident she'd win, even though she never faught a day in her life. One guy came at her, she swung her leg forward and kicked him in his stomach. Angered that a female was winning, the other guys charged at her at once, Bulma punched and beated them easily. Pows, Zows, wowzers, bangs, booms, and other wild words appeared before Bulma's eyes. Which was really annoying and not to mention super corny! Bulma panted and stepped towards Freeza who was angry that his boys didn't stop her.

Bulma: Freeza, hand over the remote.

Freeza: Bitch please!

Freeza got his umbrella with the sharp knife at the end and charged at Bulma. Bulma didn't have anywhere to go, just as she thought the knife would make contact with her body, she felt nothing. Freeza looked back and saw Vegeta holding Freeza's ankle.

Freeza: Let go monkey!

Vegeta: Never!

Bulma took her chance, kicked the umbrella out of Freeza's grasp, and punched him square in the face. Freeza fell to the ground and didn't move. Bulma went to help Vegeta. She helped him up and fetched the remote.

Bulma: Vegeta, are you alright?

Vegeta: Don't worry about me woman.

Bulma: Let's go now.

Vegeta nodded slowly, still drained and weak. Bulma pressed the button and watched the light engulf their bodies. The next world would be their wildest!




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Ne xt time.............

Chapter 14
The old Switch-a-roo!?

Bulma opened her eyes and saw herself, what looked like herself. She felt funny. Very funny. She held up her hands, they were bigger, she looked down and saw the clothes she was wearing. Bulma began to weep softly, hoping her conclusion was false. So she raised her hand to the air and felt her hair. It was soft, but it seemed taller.

Bulma: AHHHHH!

Vegeta shot up and looked around.

Vegeta: What the hell is going on?

Bulma stuttered and weeped sadly. vegeta focused his eyes on himself, wondering why he looked so pathetic. He felt funny himself, he held his hand to his chest. It was bigger and....rounder.

Vegeta: AHHHHH!

Both Bulma and Vegeta screamed loudly and in despair. In this new portal they....well....they were in each others bodies!

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