Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Magazines and Then Some ❯ The Magazines and Then Some ( One-Shot )

Title: The Magazines and Then Some

Author: Anika Kaiya

E-mail: JediKnightAnika@yahoo.com

Category: Humor, Hentai and maybe some romance.

Rating: NC-17

Summery: For unknown reasons anyone who picks up a naughty magazine falls victim of Mr. Lemon. And The Saiyajins are really effected by this… problem. PWP! ^_^

Warning: This is a 100% pure hentai that I did as a challenge a long time ago. PWP ^_~ OOC-ness, um… I guess that's all. Enjoy!

A/N: read it…then review it ^_^?

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonballz, have a nice day.

Piccolo, the jolly green giant Namek, picked up one of Master Roshi's 'magazines' and looked at each picture carefully, he was confused as to why women would want to show off their bodies. He threw the magazine down and took off in the air, disgusted.

Bejita was the next to find a magazine, only this time it was in Bulma's room and it had pictures of naked guys. He was utterly angry and he couldn't see why she would look at these. Wasn't he good enough for her? Didn't he give her enough pleasure every night, for several hours, hard core, and steamy sex? Neither got tired until sunlight hit through the windows, both passed out from exhaustion.

He went to Bulma and slammed his fist down on the table, causing her to jump. She looked up at him and smiled. She was starting to get horny by just looking at him. She sighed sexily and looked at him again.

"Onna! I demand to know what this is!" he yelled holding up the magazine. Bulma blushed.

"I want you Veggie-head. I want you so bad. TAKE ME! TAKE ME NOW AND MAKE ME YOURS!" Bulma said. Bejita raised a bow. "I wanna scream your name over and over." Bejita smirked, and then ki blasted the magazine.

He picked up his mate and took them to their room and locked the door. He quickly ripped off their clothes and climbed on top of his mate and kissed her roughly and deeply as he entered her roughly as well. He would not be gentle this time.

He felt her shudder slightly. God Bejita was big, he filled her and she was tight. There would not be any foreplay in this. He would take her roughly, make them release together several times.

Bejita started to thrust hard and deep, causing the weak onna to cry out in pleasure. Bejita kept his pace and kept thrusting harder and faster, slowing down, teasing her. He would start up again, and then slow down, thrusting harder each time.

"B…B…" Bulma tried to talk but Bejita was taking her breath away. "Ohh yes Bejita. Yes…." She moaned, causing the Saiyajin no Ouji smirk, then thrust hard, causing her to shudder.

Several hours later, they released together, for the hundred time. Bejita collapsed on Bulma. They fell asleep.

Piccolo went back to look at that magazine again. He was interested in it. He picked one up and stared at it for several hours before getting on how humans mate. He sighed and wished he were human. He wanted to try these things.

Bejita growled in Bulma's ear and put his hands up her shirt, playing with her harden breasts, Bulma moaned softly as she shifted in her sleep, turning towards him. Bejita flipped her on her back and kissed her down her stomach.

Bulma played with Bejita's tail, causing him to purr. Bulma smirked as Bejita kissed near her, her um…womanhood. (a/n: ^.^!!) He then trailed back up to her mouth and kissed her robustly.

Bulma moaned as she felt Bejita's tail enter her. The fur on the tail ticked her skin and she let out a violent shuddered when his tail thrust in and out of her roughly. Bejita could sense her enjoyment and went harder and faster, he could feel her about to explode and stopped.

He entered his manly hood into her and thrust hard into her. Their hips grind together in perfect rhythm, and harmony. The release together, shuddering.

"MORE!" Bulma demanded Bejita sweat dropped. "MORE!!" she thrust her hips up. Bejita sighed and went at it again.

They fell on the bed, exhausted. They were going at it for several hours, non-stop. They were tired and hungry. Sleep came easily to them.

"Then, Maybe Then, if we are still alive, then, maybe then, this moment will survive…" Bejita said to his sleeping mate, he kissed her forehead and got up for a shower. He stopped suddenly. What the hell had made him say that? He shook his head and came to the conclusion that he had too much sex.

Then, Maybe Then, if we are still alive, Then, maybe then, this moment will survive… he thought. Where the hell did I get that from. He tried to remember then he heard Bulma turn on her radio and her CD was playing.

In side her CD play was "Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Beethoven Last Night." Bejita growled softly. That music was easily addicting. He had enjoyed it too.

"Since I was child I've seen her a dream…" The music went on and Bejita frowned.

Bulma rubbed her legs. They hurt but it was worth it. All that love making, all that sudden sex, they forgot to use protection. It was a good thing that Trunks was staying with Goten for a month during this summer. She went to Bejita and joined him in the shower.

"Onna, I demand food after this!" He said. Bulma glared at him. He smirked and kissed her.

Grinding their hips against each other, they cried out in pleasure. This time, it started in the kitchen, they broke the table. Then Bejita held them both up in the air and done it up there. Now they were in Bulma's bedroom.

Crack! The bed broke. They fell down as the mattress fell, but they kept going, keeping their pace.

"B…Bulma…" Bejita moaned. Bulma had her eyes closed as she came closer and closer. Bejita was driving her over the edge. All this pleasure was too much to bare. She released the same time he did. They laid on the bed, Bejita still inside her.

Goku found a magazine in Chichi's room and went to her to talk about it. He didn't like what he saw and was completely upside. He found her making food and slammed the magazine down on the table demanding for answers.

Chichi turned around and said, "Food's ready Goku dear." Goku's eyes lit up and got ready to eat, forgetting about the magazine full of naked men he had found in Chichi's drawers.

Gohan looked at his magazine, he sighed happily, getting off on what he saw. He needed to find Videl. He got up, hid his magazines and went in search of his wife to screw around for several hours, of not all day and night.

Bejita glared at Bulma as she danced around the room singing along to some romance song. Her ass shaking slightly. She was doing this on purpose and he knew it. He could fell himself harden, he bit his lower lip and try to control himself. He couldn't believe that this weak, loudmouth, human onna was making him all warm and fuzzy, and not to mention horny.

Bejita pounced on Bulma and tore off her clothes, causing her to gasp slightly. He turned her on her back and his tail thrust in to her roughly, thrashing around in her, hitting every spot that cause her to gasp and moan in pleasure. Bejita smirked at the response that he was getting.

"B…Bejita…" Bulma moaned softly. She was coming closer to her release when he stopped suddenly and pulled his tail out of there and then entered her. He thrust hard, building a rhythm, Bulma met his hips.

Loud moans and gasp escapes their mouths, words and screams. Whispering soft love words into each other ears. Some Bulma understood, some she did not. Bejita teased her as well, playing with her breasts.

Thrusting harder, faster, Bejita climaxed. It was powerful, rough and greatly tiring, but he wasn't done. Bejita was only getting started.

"B…Bejita…" Bulma gasped raggedly, trying to breathe properly. "A…Aishiteru…" Bejita nipped the tip of her nose and picked her up to go their bedroom. Bulma started to fall asleep against his warm chest.

"No, stay awake." Bejita's deep voice commanded. Bulma yawned. "Onna, I'm not done with you, stay awake!"

"Bejita, I just wanna have a little sleep, you know how to wear someone out." She said, yawning. Bejita nodded and set Bulma on the bed. He watched her sleep for about an hour or two, then rolled on top of her.

"Onna… wake up." Bejita whispered in her ear as he thrust in to her. Bulma moved around to get comfortable. Bejita kissed her softly and started to rock her world.

Bejita felt himself building to a climax as he thrust in to Bulma harder. Kami, she was tight and wet. They released together and fell on each other panting.

How the hell did all this come about? Bejita thought. Wait, who cares about that, it's worth it all

Bulma sighed deeply as they stopped to rest. She was tired, but she wanted Bejita more. She heard him snore softly, he was already asleep. She knew he would sleep for a while so she took the chance to get some sleep and cuddled next to his warm body and slept.

*next night*

"Bejita!!" Bulma squealed as her mate tried to tickle her again, trying to squirm away. Bejita smirked playfully as he pinned to the broken bed (a/n: …that never got fixed…and I don't think it ever will…)

Both were naked and had chasing each other around the room for several minutes until Bejita pinned her. The kissed ever so passionately, then made hot steamy sex, all night.

Tangled in bed sheets, covered in a thin layer of sweat, the two lovers moved together in perfect rhythm, the hot smell of sex was in the air, causing them both to go wild. Neither stopped for air. They couldn't. The pleasure was too intense.

Their brains were overloaded, sensory to anything around them were over righted with absolute pleasure. Moans and soft murmurs could be heard from under the sheets. Gasping and labored breathing as well.

Too wrapped up in each other's arms, both lovers' hips moved together. His tail wrapped around her waist. The climax together but keep going, roughly, gently at times.

"Bu…Bulma…" A deep male's voice came from under the sheets, he thrust harder, faster. He moved in and out of her. Bulma's back arched up.

Their bedroom door opened and the twelve-year-old Trunks stood there, not believing that he saw. He just walked in on his parents, fucking each other. The color drained from his face, he felt dizzy and light headed. The pre-teen boy fell unconscious to the floor.

Bejita and Bulma both look up to see the their door open and their son on the floor unconscious. Bejita got up to let Bulma up. Bulma got up and grabbed her robe, putting it on. She leaned down next to her son and being the mother she is, she checked for a pulse.

"The brat's alive onna, He just passed out." Bejita said rudely pulling boxers on and went to Trunks to pick him up.

"I just wanted to be sure, baka! You might not care about him but I do!" Bulma snapped at her mate. Bejita just grunted and took his son to his room and dropped him on the bed.

*back in Bejita and Bulma's sex room*

Bejita tossed his mate on the bed and tore off her clothes and tore off his boxers and cursed himself mentally because those were his favorite boxers, those spandex boxers. (a/n: The bed is still broken)

Bulma moaned softly as Bejita roughly entered her and started to thrust. He was horny and he wanted some. Bulma's legs wrapped around his waist, forcing him to go in deeper, thrusting harder and faster.

*some months later*

"I'm pregnant." She told her mate. "I'm 4 months." Her mate looked at her and howled with laughter, she stood there staring at him. "What's so funny?" Her mate bit her nose gently.

"Silly onna," he said. "Use a tail Get a brat." She looked at him and blinked. Bejita just nipped her nose. "Duh, that's why we Saiyajins use tails during mating." Bulma frowned, then walked away. (a/n: can you see Bejita going "Duh"?)

"So…that's where babies come from?" Trunks asked. His parents looked at him. He had been extremely quiet since the incident 4 months ago. "I don't ever wanna do that! it looks gross!" Bulma laughed and Bejita just smirked.

~ 3 months later~

"GODDMAN YOU BEJITA!" Bulma yelled again. She was going through a mood swing and Bejita blew up the gravity room again. And here she was, sitting here, 7 months pregnant fixing the gravity room because the almighty Saiyajin no Ouji demanded it to get fixed.

Her back hurt, her feet were killing her and she was hungry. She decided to get even and went in search of Bejita. She found him in their room, taking a nap. She had to admit that Bejita look cute sleeping.

She yelled in his ear causing him to wake up. "Bejita, Go to the store and get chocolate ice cream! And don't say one word or else I wont fix the gravity room." Bejita started to open his mouth to say something, but shut it.

He left to go to what weak humans call a store. He wanted sex, he didn't wanna go to the store, he wanted sex, but he'll have to wait. He sighed. Damn onna! he thought.

He pasted a porn store, but it was closed, it had a sign that said it was sold out of everything. He sighed. He didn't like Porn anyways. He got the store got the ice cream and left.

~ When it's time to have the brat ~

"BEJTIA, YOU ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!" Bulma yelled, she was giving birth and the pain was horrible. Bejita winced. "I do believe THE COUCH HAD BECAME YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND! AND WE NEED A NEW BED!" (A/N: YES, the bed is STILL broken.)

"You're doing great Mrs. Briefs, I can see the head!" the doctor said. After a few more pushes Bulma panted and laid her head down.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" a baby's cry filled the room. Bulma and Bejita sighed.

"Congratulations, it's a baby girl!" The doctor said happily and handed the baby to her parents.

"Bura, my little Bura-chan." Bulma said. And so the Briefs family lived happily ever after.

****On Kami's lookout*****

Mr. PoPo laughed evilly. Soon he will control the world. His wish to have every male who picks up a "magazine" would become horny and reproduce children for slaves. No one would find out whatever happened.

After all those times of being mistreated, being ignored, being…just a gardener, he would get his pay back. Oh yes, revenge is such sweet sorrow.

An evil cackle filled the air around him.