Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The MST-ing of Cherry_Saiya-jin's Bakayaro ❯ The MST-ing of Bakayaro ( One-Shot )
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By: PrincessBulma 
This is my first MST!! YAY! The rating is for mild language and mention of sexual themes.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.27.2002 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.2K | Visits: 736 | Status: Completed
This is my first MST!! YAY! The rating is for mild language and mention of sexual themes.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.27.2002 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.2K | Visits: 736 | Status: Completed
Disclamer:I DO NOT own DBZ or any of the characters, so please don't sue me!
Bulma: Heya people!!
Vegeta: Hmph....
Goku: AAHH! Where am I??
Bulma: In the MST-ing of Bakayaro. Where else??
Vegeta: Did we have to bring him?
Goku: Is there any food here?
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Bulma: Umm.... Maybe some chips in the pantry, but....
Goku: _looks up_ Squiggley lines!!!!!!
"Why do you care so much?!"
Vegeta: _Imitating Bulma_ Because I need you to open the spahgetti sauce can!
Bulma: That's not very nice, Veggie.
Vegeta: Thank you.
Goku: Squiggles.....
"I don't want you to get hurt!"
"No one's cared about me in a long time."
Bulma: Awww..... Poor Veggie!
Vegeta: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!! AND QUIT WITH THE 'VEGGIE'!!
"No one?What about you parents?"
"I...Don't remember them.I remember my father a bit.But I don't remember
what my mother looks like anymore."
Vegeta: I couldn't care less either! I don't care about my parental units!
"That's sad."
"I don't need your pity!Leave me alone."
Bulma: _imitating vegeta_ Mwahaha! I am the great Saiyan prince who needs no pity!
"Please come rest for a few days.You'll feel better."
"..."
"What do you say?I'll fix you something to eat.You're probably hungry,too.
Goku: I'm hungry!!!! _darts to the pantry for something to eat_
"Alright.But next time it won't be so easy to get me to stop training.
Vegeta: ...I stopped training for the woman?? _rubs forehead_ What's wrong with me??
I'm warning you."
Vegeta: That's more like it! Warnings are better. Blood is best. Especially when it squirts with the rythem of the dying thing.
Bulma: Vegeta, stop it!!
Vegeta: Hmph... fine woman.
"Alright.Come back inside and take a shower."
Chi Chi: Eew, whats that smell?? Oh, it's Vegeta!
Vegeta: How did you get in here?!
"Right," said the dark-haired man before leaving the gravity simulator.What was the big deal anyways?So what if he died?The woman had her human,so why did she need him?
Chi Chi: I walked in the door, idiot!
Sometimes he just didn't get it.
Mirai: Oh, that's a big surprise.
Vegeta: Shut up, Mirai!
All he wanted to do was achive the status known as a super Saiyan, knock the bolts out of the piece of shit androids, and pound Kakorott to a pulp! How hard could that be?
Goku: _Walks in with his mouth full_ Wly haaad crez Beggrea ics wergk!!
Vegeta: What did you say??
Chi Chi: He said 'Really hard because Vegeta is weak!' How true...
Weakling humans!
Vegeta: Why I oughta!!! _attacks Goku_
As far as Vegeta was concerned they were all baka-yaros!
Bulma: I was wondering when that would come into the story!!
The Saiyan stepped inside the door of Capsule Corp. and went into the kitchen.
"Is my food ready yet,Woman?!"
Bulma: No it's not because I didn't cook anything. I am not a servant! Cook your own food!
"BULMA!It's Bulma...B-U-L-M-A!Yes,you're food is ready."
Vegeta: _Chuckles_ Or maybe you are...
Bulma sat the plates of several different varieties of food infront of the Saiyan and sat,watching the Saiyan prince gulp it all down within minutes, washing it all down with two gallons of milk. Vegeta, oviously full, proceeded to go back to the gravity simulator.
Bulma: Kami! Why do I do anything for you?
Vegeta: Because you are an ignorant woman.
Bulma: Oh, you're gonna pay for that!
Vegeta: B-B-But it's friday!!
Bulma: I dont care! Apologize or sleep on the couch!
Vegeta: ....
Mirai: Is he really going to??
Chi Chi: No, he's too hard headed.
"Where do you think you're going, Man?!"
"What does it look like? I'm going to train, baka."
"What about our promise?I think it's somebody's bedtime."
Mirai: Dad... you have a bedtime??
Vegeta: Only on Fridays. _Mischevious grin_
Bulma: Vegeta, shut up. Not this friday.
"Hmmph....Fine.Goodnight...Bulma."
"...Goodnight to you,too,Vegeta."
The dark-haired man walked off to his room.After taking a shower,he went into a peaceful slumber.
Vegeta: Nooooooo!!!! Okay, okay! Sorry, Bulma.
Bulma: Apology accepted.
Vegeta: Whew!
Well,the first chapter was kinda short,but I'll try to make them longer in the future.Please R&R and tell me what you think.I except conductive criticism,if you have any.But,if not,please do not make any rude comments.Thankies for reading!
Disclaimer: I do own…. My….cup of tea? But I DO NOT own DBZ. On with the show!
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Goku: More squiggles..... ooohhhh!
Mirai: Hey, they are kind of pretty.....
Vegeta: ....He's your son, Bulma
Vegeta, like he unfortunately promised, didn't make use of the gravity simulator for three days.
Bulma: Haha ha ha-ha!! No gravity machine!!! Na na na na-na!
Instead, he spent his time lounging around in the CC gardens, climbing on trees and eating fruit out of them.
Chi Chi: You really are a monkey!
Vegeta: WHAT?! _runs after Chi Chi, throwing ki blasts at her_
Or,he would watch the woman, and her daily activities.
Vegeta: _Stops in his tracks_ Oh really?
The many different experiments that Bulma conducted were quite intriguing to him.
Bulma: You perv!
No one really ever new much about him, but, if they did, they'd remember that Vegeta seemed to have a passion for science and everything else he could get his sneaky little hands on.
Bulma: Yep, too true.
Goku: Everything?
Chi Chi: Sneaky hands? Bulma, you sure are lucky!
Ever since he was just a small boy, no more than two, he was reading encyclopedias and dictionaries.
Mirai: I have a home video of Dad when he was about a year old.
Bulma: Ooh! What does it have in it?
Mirai: It has his parents potty training him, and--
Vegeta: GIVE ME THAT MOVIE!!!
Mirai: No! _Tosses it to Bulma_
All: _play monkey in the middle with veggies tape_
He could do just about anything. As the Saiyan Prince, he had one of the most advanced and brilliant minds off all Saiyans.And not just in fighting, like people believed.
Goku: I don't believe it!
Bulma: ...Not amusing, Goku!
One day, Vegeta managed to sneak into Bulma's lab and grab a little something he saw the woman become frustrated over.
Chi Chi: Oh yeah, I have trouble with mine constantly. It doesn't work correctly.
Bulma: We're not talking about a vibrator Chich.
He quickly found the problem. Just a few circuits rewired improperly. He enjoyed fixing something no one thought he could, especially when after he had fixed the small electronic gadget, Bulma had a puzzled look on her face as to why it worked now when it hadn't before. Of course, Vegeta found it amusing at the woman's stupidity, but she looked so beautiful when she was mad, or working so hard she hadn't slept for days.
Bulma: Stupidity? I AM NOT STUPID VEGETA!!!
Vegeta: I didn't mean it!!!
Bulma had just started trying to ponder what had gone wrong with the tiny machine that was now going right when she heard the sound of somebody at the door. She turned around and saw the one person she least expected to see.
Goku: The local meat market man?
Vegeta: Get your mind off food! Me, idiot. I was the one standing there.
"Don't tell me you broke the gravity simulator already, Vegeta! It's only been a day since you could use it again!"
"Actually, I haven't even used it in four days."
Vegeta: I was too busy watching you from afar....
Chi Chi: ...playing with you favorite toy!
"What?!"
Bulma: Chi Chi, that would be you.
"I just wanted to know, did I fix the slight problem you had?"
"What do you mean?"
"I believe that a few of the wires in that machine of yours were mixed up. That's exactly why it wouldn't do as you wished it to."
"You mean...You fixed it?!"
Vegeta: Of course I did! Anything for you! _mentally slaps himself_ Forget that!
"Yes."
"Yeah, right, Vegeta!Great joke!"
Bulma: Vegeta tells the greatest jokes!
"I'm not kidding around." The Saiyan walked over to the object, opened it back up, and identified all the circuits and wires, then identified the ones that were attached improperly. "Believe me now?"
Chi Chi: Don't trust him Bulma!
Bulma looked Vegeta wide-eyed with amazement. She could not believe that Vegeta knew stuff about machines! She always thought the only things he knew how to do were fight and yell out commands.
Mirai: Isn't that all dad can do?
Vegeta: Weren't you paying attention??
"I...I don't believe it! Thanks,Vegeta."
"Sure. No problem. Well,I have to train now ."
Vegeta: Of course! 4 days and no training could kill a man!
Vegeta walked out of Bulma's lab after smirking at her. His smirk could've almost passed for a smile.
Bulma: Vegeta? Smile?! Yeah, right!
And in that smirk, Bulma now saw more than an arrogant prince. She saw a proud, intelligent Saiyan.
Chi Chi: Who is still arrogant!
Bulma: _Grabs Chi Chi's frying pan and hits her in the head_ DONT INSULT MY HUBBY!
The blue beauty smiled, thinking of the prince's sly smirk, and his deep ocean-black eyes.
Bulma: Juppers, gotta love those eyes!
Vegeta: Of course. I'm perfect!
Mirai: _Laughing uncontrollably_
Vegeta: What??
Vegeta wrapped up his usual afternoon workout and shut off the gravity simulator.
Chi Chi: _Imitates simulator powering down_
Vegeta: Dumb woman.
The Saiyan grabbed a towel, wiped the sweat off his face, and walked out of the gargantuan capsule lying in Capsule Corporation's lawn. He sighed heavily and proceeded to the door leading into the living room.
Suddenly, out of the blue, an all too familiar character popped up in front of Vegeta.
Goku: Who?
Vegeta: You, unfortunately.
Goku: Me?
Bulma: YES! Now shut up!
"Kakorott, you idiot, get out of my way!"
"Wanna spar, V?
Goku: V? Is Your name V?
Vegeta: NO!!!
"Don't call me V! No I don't!"
"Aw, you're no fun, Vegman!"
Goku: Hey, Vegman!!
Vegeta: ...Don't call me that.
Goku: Vegman, Vegman, Veeeggggmmmmaaaaannnnn!!!!
Vegeta: _Punches Goku's lights out_
"Don't call me Vegman!"
"Hey, man,lighten up. Do you want to go somewhere with me and the gang?"
"No."
"Come on. You need a little break. From what Bulma says, you don't stop much."
Bulma: And Bulma is always right!
Chi Chi: Well, what Goku said; That can be a good quality...
Bulma: Enough with the sex talk Chich!
"Hmmph. Fine, whatever. But don't expect me to be nice or anything."
"Sure thing, man. I'll just wait here while you get ready."
Vegeta: Can't you just leave?
Mirai: No. Life doesn't work that way.
Vegeta: SHUT UP MIRAI!
The prince walked off, obviously slightly annoyed. `Now to ask Bulma,' thought the younger Saiyan.
Vegeta & Bulma: Ask Bulma what?
Vegeta: You better leave my girl alone, Goku!
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Chi Chi, Mirai, Goku: Oooh, squiggles!
Vegeta: What is with the facination with the squiggles????
Well, that's it for chapter two! Please review! This time, if I don't get five reviews I will NOT put up another chapter. So, please tell me if you like it. I'd like to know I'm not putting my story on here just for myself. Thankies!
~Cherry~
Goku: Cherry? That reminds me... I'M HUNGRY!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT at this moment or any moment own Dragonball Z! But, I own my…piece of paper???? I think….
Bulma: Yep. You cant be too sure about anything can you?
Author's note: Hey, this is for you, my friend. You know who you are. I'm going to continue this just for you-But some reviews along the way wouldn't be minded! Here's to chapter three!(even though I didn't get many reviews. Plus, I don't want to be put through Hell…)
Bulma: Who would put her through hell? She seems so nice!
Vegeta: I'd put anyone through hell!
~``~Chapter Three~``~
Chi Chi: Chappy 3!!!
~``~``~ Bakayaro ~``~``~
Goku: Of Baa kuh yare ow
Mirai: ....Bakayaro.
~``A Helping Hand Not Needed``~
Bulma: Why not?
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Vegeta: SHUT UP ABOUT THE.... _looks up_ Ooh... pretty!
Bulma: I'm surrounded by idiots.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!"
Mirai: Of course he is!
The Saiyan rubbed his ears from the pain that had been inflicted on his sensitive eardrums.
Vegeta: You better not be yelling at me, woman. Umm, I mean Bulma.
Bulma: I'm not. I'm yelling at Goku. But, I can and will yell at you if you call me woman again.
"Gee, Bulma, I'm sorry. Is it really that big of a deal?" The woman retorted to his remark by throwing a pan at him.
Bulma: Yes it's a big deal!!
Chi Chi: What is?
Bulma: ...Umm... I don't know.
"Goku, you must be crazy even thinking that I would say yes to such a revolting question!"
"But, Bulma, what's so bad about just one little date?"
"It's with Vegeta…THAT'S WHAT!"
Vegeta: You don't want to go out with me?
Bulma: NOPE!
Vegeta: _tears well up_
Bulma: Of course I do, silly!
Chi Chi: And she want's to go to an expensive hotel and get it ONNNN!
Bulma: Chi Chi, ENOUGH!
"He's not all bad…"
Chi Chi: Goku, you'd better not know!
Goku: Know what?
"Errrrrr…." Another pan flew across the room.
Bulma: Just shut UP Chi Chi!
"Bulma, please, it won't be so bad… I promise…" The blue beauty had to admit, she hadn't relaxed for awhile.
Mirai: And what better way to relax then go out with a person who stresses you out?
She'd been so busy, and the headaches were constant. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Vegeta wasn't the worst thing she had to deal with. Right?
Bulma: Right. Chi Chi is!
"Alright. I guess I do need a break. But don't expect Vegeta and I to dance or anything!"
Vegeta; I don't dance...
Bulma: Sure you do! Remember that one time you---
Vegeta: --Didn't dance.
"Great! Me and Vegeta'll be outside waiting." The orange clad Saiyan made his way outside to the spot where he had just conversed with the Saiyan prince, only to see him standing there wearing jeans and a black tank top, which showed off his artistically sculpted torso and biceps.
Chi Chi: His muscles aren't that great...
Bulma: Like hell they arent!
"Hey, Vegeta, Bulma's gonna be here in just a minute."
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!"
"Oops…I wasn't supposed to say anything about Bulma coming yet..."Goku covered his mouth so he wouldn't say anything else he might regret. He had already done enough damage.
Mirai: As ALWAYS!
Goku: What?!
"THAT WOMAN IS NOT COMING!!"
Bulma: What did I say about callling me woman, huh?! HUH!?
Vegeta: I didn't mean to!!
"But Vegeta, Bulma needs a break. I thought it would be nice if she came!"
"NOT AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!!WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HER?!?!"
Bulma: Oooh... You better start praying, Vegeta!
"She's not bad or anything! I mean, for Kami's sake, she doesn't have cooties!"
"THAT WOMAN IS THE MOST REVOLTING, UGLY, RUDE, NAUSIATING-"
Bulma: VEEEEGGGGEEETTTTAAAAA!!!!!!
Vegeta: _covering head with thick frying pan_ I didn't say that!!! Cherry or whoever did!!!
Just then, Bulma walked out into the yard where the two Saiyans were at variance with one another. She wore a tight black mini skirt with a silver chain wrapped around it, along with silver high-healed shoes, and a green tube top.
Goku: OOOH! Pretty-ful!
Chi Chi: WHY YOU!!! _slaps goku repeatedly with frying pan_
Her hair tumbled to her waist in a flurry of extravagant curls. Her eyes met with the two shocked Saiyans.
Bulma: Oh, I bet that took hours!!!
"-Strikingly beautiful woman I've ever seen," finished Vegeta, causing Bulma to blush.
Bulma: _pats Veggie on head_ That's much better!
"Maybe there's still hope for my plan after all," said Goku quietly-but the Saiyan and the Human still heard.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, `PLAN'?!?!" The two yelled simultaneously.
"I said that aloud?Oops…I'm saying everything I'm not supposed to today!!"
Chi Chi: KAMI! You always ruin everything!!! _drags goku out of the house_
Goku received two angry glares, which made him a bit uptight. The Saiyan prince and the Human fixed their eyes on each other.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Bulma looked the Saiyan suspiciously and her eyes lit up.
"You mean?"
"Yes. That's exactly what I mean." They wickedly smiled at each other and approached the naïve Saiyan.
"Uhhh…Guys?Are you alright?"
"Vegeta, you hold him down while I get the rope."
Mirai: Rope? We have rope here?
Vegeta & Bulma: _kissing_
Mirai: Geez, go get a room.
Bulma: Leave, Mirai.
Vegeta: _smirks_
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Chi Chi: _drags goku back in_
Bulma: There's just no privacy anywhere!!
Vegeta: Seriously...
"You guys can't do this to me!" was the last thing Goku said as Vegeta and Bulma closed the closet door on him.
"Well," sighed the human, "There goes any fun for me."
Bulma: Not hardly! EVERYTHING is better without Goku!
Goku: Nobody likes me!
Bulma: I am kidding!
"We could still go somewhere, you know."
"Really? I'd…like that."
The twosome walked out the door, leaving a certain Saiyan locked the closet.
Chi Chi: Only I am allowed to lock him in a closet!! Remember when I did that Goku?
"H-hey!Are you guys gonna let me outta here?"
Goku: _blushes_ Umm... yeah.
Bulma started up her blue corvette and looked over at Vegeta. "Where should we go?"
Bulma: The Beach!
Mirai: The Movies!
Chi Chi: Rock Climbing!
Goku: Umm... OUT TO EAT!!!!
She was already very surprised that the `Prince of ALL Saiyans' had suggested that they go somewhere together.
Vegeta: Yep. I am the Prince of all Saiyans!
Now, she was wondering just how far this hospitality was able to go. From Bulma's knowledge, she didn't think it would go very far. But, Vegeta had been pulling the trump card on her lately.
Goku: What's a Trump? It is a turnip-like thingy?
Chi Chi: I think so...
Mirai: No, It's not a vegetable. It means something.... I can't explain it!
Vegeta: You were never good at explaining things, Mirai.
Who knows what could happen?
"Anywhere your heart desires." The Saiyan smirked at her, and she smiled in return.
"In that case…"
The blue corvette sped down the road for a destination unknown by the prince.
Vegeta: Hey! HEY!!!! Where are we going?
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Well, that's it for chapter three. What can I say? I got tired of waiting for somebody to review all right? Please tell me what you think. I would REALLY like to know! Thank you for you time! REVIEWS=Chapter four!
Bulma: Well, that was fun!!
Vegeta: Yep, BYE Mirai, Goku, and Brat Woman. It's friday!!!!
Chi Chi: Fine, Mr. Hospitality. Bye... Come on Goku! _drags goku out_
Goku: But I wanna know what a trump is!!!
Mirai: Bye everyone!!!! _goes off to Chibi's room to play virtual reality.
Vegeta: Bye brats!!! _carts bulma off to an unknown destination_
Bulma: Heya people!!
Vegeta: Hmph....
Goku: AAHH! Where am I??
Bulma: In the MST-ing of Bakayaro. Where else??
Vegeta: Did we have to bring him?
Goku: Is there any food here?
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Bulma: Umm.... Maybe some chips in the pantry, but....
Goku: _looks up_ Squiggley lines!!!!!!
"Why do you care so much?!"
Vegeta: _Imitating Bulma_ Because I need you to open the spahgetti sauce can!
Bulma: That's not very nice, Veggie.
Vegeta: Thank you.
Goku: Squiggles.....
"I don't want you to get hurt!"
"No one's cared about me in a long time."
Bulma: Awww..... Poor Veggie!
Vegeta: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!! AND QUIT WITH THE 'VEGGIE'!!
"No one?What about you parents?"
"I...Don't remember them.I remember my father a bit.But I don't remember
what my mother looks like anymore."
Vegeta: I couldn't care less either! I don't care about my parental units!
"That's sad."
"I don't need your pity!Leave me alone."
Bulma: _imitating vegeta_ Mwahaha! I am the great Saiyan prince who needs no pity!
"Please come rest for a few days.You'll feel better."
"..."
"What do you say?I'll fix you something to eat.You're probably hungry,too.
Goku: I'm hungry!!!! _darts to the pantry for something to eat_
"Alright.But next time it won't be so easy to get me to stop training.
Vegeta: ...I stopped training for the woman?? _rubs forehead_ What's wrong with me??
I'm warning you."
Vegeta: That's more like it! Warnings are better. Blood is best. Especially when it squirts with the rythem of the dying thing.
Bulma: Vegeta, stop it!!
Vegeta: Hmph... fine woman.
"Alright.Come back inside and take a shower."
Chi Chi: Eew, whats that smell?? Oh, it's Vegeta!
Vegeta: How did you get in here?!
"Right," said the dark-haired man before leaving the gravity simulator.What was the big deal anyways?So what if he died?The woman had her human,so why did she need him?
Chi Chi: I walked in the door, idiot!
Sometimes he just didn't get it.
Mirai: Oh, that's a big surprise.
Vegeta: Shut up, Mirai!
All he wanted to do was achive the status known as a super Saiyan, knock the bolts out of the piece of shit androids, and pound Kakorott to a pulp! How hard could that be?
Goku: _Walks in with his mouth full_ Wly haaad crez Beggrea ics wergk!!
Vegeta: What did you say??
Chi Chi: He said 'Really hard because Vegeta is weak!' How true...
Weakling humans!
Vegeta: Why I oughta!!! _attacks Goku_
As far as Vegeta was concerned they were all baka-yaros!
Bulma: I was wondering when that would come into the story!!
The Saiyan stepped inside the door of Capsule Corp. and went into the kitchen.
"Is my food ready yet,Woman?!"
Bulma: No it's not because I didn't cook anything. I am not a servant! Cook your own food!
"BULMA!It's Bulma...B-U-L-M-A!Yes,you're food is ready."
Vegeta: _Chuckles_ Or maybe you are...
Bulma sat the plates of several different varieties of food infront of the Saiyan and sat,watching the Saiyan prince gulp it all down within minutes, washing it all down with two gallons of milk. Vegeta, oviously full, proceeded to go back to the gravity simulator.
Bulma: Kami! Why do I do anything for you?
Vegeta: Because you are an ignorant woman.
Bulma: Oh, you're gonna pay for that!
Vegeta: B-B-But it's friday!!
Bulma: I dont care! Apologize or sleep on the couch!
Vegeta: ....
Mirai: Is he really going to??
Chi Chi: No, he's too hard headed.
"Where do you think you're going, Man?!"
"What does it look like? I'm going to train, baka."
"What about our promise?I think it's somebody's bedtime."
Mirai: Dad... you have a bedtime??
Vegeta: Only on Fridays. _Mischevious grin_
Bulma: Vegeta, shut up. Not this friday.
"Hmmph....Fine.Goodnight...Bulma."
"...Goodnight to you,too,Vegeta."
The dark-haired man walked off to his room.After taking a shower,he went into a peaceful slumber.
Vegeta: Nooooooo!!!! Okay, okay! Sorry, Bulma.
Bulma: Apology accepted.
Vegeta: Whew!
Well,the first chapter was kinda short,but I'll try to make them longer in the future.Please R&R and tell me what you think.I except conductive criticism,if you have any.But,if not,please do not make any rude comments.Thankies for reading!
Disclaimer: I do own…. My….cup of tea? But I DO NOT own DBZ. On with the show!
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Goku: More squiggles..... ooohhhh!
Mirai: Hey, they are kind of pretty.....
Vegeta: ....He's your son, Bulma
Vegeta, like he unfortunately promised, didn't make use of the gravity simulator for three days.
Bulma: Haha ha ha-ha!! No gravity machine!!! Na na na na-na!
Instead, he spent his time lounging around in the CC gardens, climbing on trees and eating fruit out of them.
Chi Chi: You really are a monkey!
Vegeta: WHAT?! _runs after Chi Chi, throwing ki blasts at her_
Or,he would watch the woman, and her daily activities.
Vegeta: _Stops in his tracks_ Oh really?
The many different experiments that Bulma conducted were quite intriguing to him.
Bulma: You perv!
No one really ever new much about him, but, if they did, they'd remember that Vegeta seemed to have a passion for science and everything else he could get his sneaky little hands on.
Bulma: Yep, too true.
Goku: Everything?
Chi Chi: Sneaky hands? Bulma, you sure are lucky!
Ever since he was just a small boy, no more than two, he was reading encyclopedias and dictionaries.
Mirai: I have a home video of Dad when he was about a year old.
Bulma: Ooh! What does it have in it?
Mirai: It has his parents potty training him, and--
Vegeta: GIVE ME THAT MOVIE!!!
Mirai: No! _Tosses it to Bulma_
All: _play monkey in the middle with veggies tape_
He could do just about anything. As the Saiyan Prince, he had one of the most advanced and brilliant minds off all Saiyans.And not just in fighting, like people believed.
Goku: I don't believe it!
Bulma: ...Not amusing, Goku!
One day, Vegeta managed to sneak into Bulma's lab and grab a little something he saw the woman become frustrated over.
Chi Chi: Oh yeah, I have trouble with mine constantly. It doesn't work correctly.
Bulma: We're not talking about a vibrator Chich.
He quickly found the problem. Just a few circuits rewired improperly. He enjoyed fixing something no one thought he could, especially when after he had fixed the small electronic gadget, Bulma had a puzzled look on her face as to why it worked now when it hadn't before. Of course, Vegeta found it amusing at the woman's stupidity, but she looked so beautiful when she was mad, or working so hard she hadn't slept for days.
Bulma: Stupidity? I AM NOT STUPID VEGETA!!!
Vegeta: I didn't mean it!!!
Bulma had just started trying to ponder what had gone wrong with the tiny machine that was now going right when she heard the sound of somebody at the door. She turned around and saw the one person she least expected to see.
Goku: The local meat market man?
Vegeta: Get your mind off food! Me, idiot. I was the one standing there.
"Don't tell me you broke the gravity simulator already, Vegeta! It's only been a day since you could use it again!"
"Actually, I haven't even used it in four days."
Vegeta: I was too busy watching you from afar....
Chi Chi: ...playing with you favorite toy!
"What?!"
Bulma: Chi Chi, that would be you.
"I just wanted to know, did I fix the slight problem you had?"
"What do you mean?"
"I believe that a few of the wires in that machine of yours were mixed up. That's exactly why it wouldn't do as you wished it to."
"You mean...You fixed it?!"
Vegeta: Of course I did! Anything for you! _mentally slaps himself_ Forget that!
"Yes."
"Yeah, right, Vegeta!Great joke!"
Bulma: Vegeta tells the greatest jokes!
"I'm not kidding around." The Saiyan walked over to the object, opened it back up, and identified all the circuits and wires, then identified the ones that were attached improperly. "Believe me now?"
Chi Chi: Don't trust him Bulma!
Bulma looked Vegeta wide-eyed with amazement. She could not believe that Vegeta knew stuff about machines! She always thought the only things he knew how to do were fight and yell out commands.
Mirai: Isn't that all dad can do?
Vegeta: Weren't you paying attention??
"I...I don't believe it! Thanks,Vegeta."
"Sure. No problem. Well,I have to train now ."
Vegeta: Of course! 4 days and no training could kill a man!
Vegeta walked out of Bulma's lab after smirking at her. His smirk could've almost passed for a smile.
Bulma: Vegeta? Smile?! Yeah, right!
And in that smirk, Bulma now saw more than an arrogant prince. She saw a proud, intelligent Saiyan.
Chi Chi: Who is still arrogant!
Bulma: _Grabs Chi Chi's frying pan and hits her in the head_ DONT INSULT MY HUBBY!
The blue beauty smiled, thinking of the prince's sly smirk, and his deep ocean-black eyes.
Bulma: Juppers, gotta love those eyes!
Vegeta: Of course. I'm perfect!
Mirai: _Laughing uncontrollably_
Vegeta: What??
Vegeta wrapped up his usual afternoon workout and shut off the gravity simulator.
Chi Chi: _Imitates simulator powering down_
Vegeta: Dumb woman.
The Saiyan grabbed a towel, wiped the sweat off his face, and walked out of the gargantuan capsule lying in Capsule Corporation's lawn. He sighed heavily and proceeded to the door leading into the living room.
Suddenly, out of the blue, an all too familiar character popped up in front of Vegeta.
Goku: Who?
Vegeta: You, unfortunately.
Goku: Me?
Bulma: YES! Now shut up!
"Kakorott, you idiot, get out of my way!"
"Wanna spar, V?
Goku: V? Is Your name V?
Vegeta: NO!!!
"Don't call me V! No I don't!"
"Aw, you're no fun, Vegman!"
Goku: Hey, Vegman!!
Vegeta: ...Don't call me that.
Goku: Vegman, Vegman, Veeeggggmmmmaaaaannnnn!!!!
Vegeta: _Punches Goku's lights out_
"Don't call me Vegman!"
"Hey, man,lighten up. Do you want to go somewhere with me and the gang?"
"No."
"Come on. You need a little break. From what Bulma says, you don't stop much."
Bulma: And Bulma is always right!
Chi Chi: Well, what Goku said; That can be a good quality...
Bulma: Enough with the sex talk Chich!
"Hmmph. Fine, whatever. But don't expect me to be nice or anything."
"Sure thing, man. I'll just wait here while you get ready."
Vegeta: Can't you just leave?
Mirai: No. Life doesn't work that way.
Vegeta: SHUT UP MIRAI!
The prince walked off, obviously slightly annoyed. `Now to ask Bulma,' thought the younger Saiyan.
Vegeta & Bulma: Ask Bulma what?
Vegeta: You better leave my girl alone, Goku!
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Chi Chi, Mirai, Goku: Oooh, squiggles!
Vegeta: What is with the facination with the squiggles????
Well, that's it for chapter two! Please review! This time, if I don't get five reviews I will NOT put up another chapter. So, please tell me if you like it. I'd like to know I'm not putting my story on here just for myself. Thankies!
~Cherry~
Goku: Cherry? That reminds me... I'M HUNGRY!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT at this moment or any moment own Dragonball Z! But, I own my…piece of paper???? I think….
Bulma: Yep. You cant be too sure about anything can you?
Author's note: Hey, this is for you, my friend. You know who you are. I'm going to continue this just for you-But some reviews along the way wouldn't be minded! Here's to chapter three!(even though I didn't get many reviews. Plus, I don't want to be put through Hell…)
Bulma: Who would put her through hell? She seems so nice!
Vegeta: I'd put anyone through hell!
~``~Chapter Three~``~
Chi Chi: Chappy 3!!!
~``~``~ Bakayaro ~``~``~
Goku: Of Baa kuh yare ow
Mirai: ....Bakayaro.
~``A Helping Hand Not Needed``~
Bulma: Why not?
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Vegeta: SHUT UP ABOUT THE.... _looks up_ Ooh... pretty!
Bulma: I'm surrounded by idiots.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!"
Mirai: Of course he is!
The Saiyan rubbed his ears from the pain that had been inflicted on his sensitive eardrums.
Vegeta: You better not be yelling at me, woman. Umm, I mean Bulma.
Bulma: I'm not. I'm yelling at Goku. But, I can and will yell at you if you call me woman again.
"Gee, Bulma, I'm sorry. Is it really that big of a deal?" The woman retorted to his remark by throwing a pan at him.
Bulma: Yes it's a big deal!!
Chi Chi: What is?
Bulma: ...Umm... I don't know.
"Goku, you must be crazy even thinking that I would say yes to such a revolting question!"
"But, Bulma, what's so bad about just one little date?"
"It's with Vegeta…THAT'S WHAT!"
Vegeta: You don't want to go out with me?
Bulma: NOPE!
Vegeta: _tears well up_
Bulma: Of course I do, silly!
Chi Chi: And she want's to go to an expensive hotel and get it ONNNN!
Bulma: Chi Chi, ENOUGH!
"He's not all bad…"
Chi Chi: Goku, you'd better not know!
Goku: Know what?
"Errrrrr…." Another pan flew across the room.
Bulma: Just shut UP Chi Chi!
"Bulma, please, it won't be so bad… I promise…" The blue beauty had to admit, she hadn't relaxed for awhile.
Mirai: And what better way to relax then go out with a person who stresses you out?
She'd been so busy, and the headaches were constant. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Vegeta wasn't the worst thing she had to deal with. Right?
Bulma: Right. Chi Chi is!
"Alright. I guess I do need a break. But don't expect Vegeta and I to dance or anything!"
Vegeta; I don't dance...
Bulma: Sure you do! Remember that one time you---
Vegeta: --Didn't dance.
"Great! Me and Vegeta'll be outside waiting." The orange clad Saiyan made his way outside to the spot where he had just conversed with the Saiyan prince, only to see him standing there wearing jeans and a black tank top, which showed off his artistically sculpted torso and biceps.
Chi Chi: His muscles aren't that great...
Bulma: Like hell they arent!
"Hey, Vegeta, Bulma's gonna be here in just a minute."
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!"
"Oops…I wasn't supposed to say anything about Bulma coming yet..."Goku covered his mouth so he wouldn't say anything else he might regret. He had already done enough damage.
Mirai: As ALWAYS!
Goku: What?!
"THAT WOMAN IS NOT COMING!!"
Bulma: What did I say about callling me woman, huh?! HUH!?
Vegeta: I didn't mean to!!
"But Vegeta, Bulma needs a break. I thought it would be nice if she came!"
"NOT AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!!WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HER?!?!"
Bulma: Oooh... You better start praying, Vegeta!
"She's not bad or anything! I mean, for Kami's sake, she doesn't have cooties!"
"THAT WOMAN IS THE MOST REVOLTING, UGLY, RUDE, NAUSIATING-"
Bulma: VEEEEGGGGEEETTTTAAAAA!!!!!!
Vegeta: _covering head with thick frying pan_ I didn't say that!!! Cherry or whoever did!!!
Just then, Bulma walked out into the yard where the two Saiyans were at variance with one another. She wore a tight black mini skirt with a silver chain wrapped around it, along with silver high-healed shoes, and a green tube top.
Goku: OOOH! Pretty-ful!
Chi Chi: WHY YOU!!! _slaps goku repeatedly with frying pan_
Her hair tumbled to her waist in a flurry of extravagant curls. Her eyes met with the two shocked Saiyans.
Bulma: Oh, I bet that took hours!!!
"-Strikingly beautiful woman I've ever seen," finished Vegeta, causing Bulma to blush.
Bulma: _pats Veggie on head_ That's much better!
"Maybe there's still hope for my plan after all," said Goku quietly-but the Saiyan and the Human still heard.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, `PLAN'?!?!" The two yelled simultaneously.
"I said that aloud?Oops…I'm saying everything I'm not supposed to today!!"
Chi Chi: KAMI! You always ruin everything!!! _drags goku out of the house_
Goku received two angry glares, which made him a bit uptight. The Saiyan prince and the Human fixed their eyes on each other.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Bulma looked the Saiyan suspiciously and her eyes lit up.
"You mean?"
"Yes. That's exactly what I mean." They wickedly smiled at each other and approached the naïve Saiyan.
"Uhhh…Guys?Are you alright?"
"Vegeta, you hold him down while I get the rope."
Mirai: Rope? We have rope here?
Vegeta & Bulma: _kissing_
Mirai: Geez, go get a room.
Bulma: Leave, Mirai.
Vegeta: _smirks_
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Chi Chi: _drags goku back in_
Bulma: There's just no privacy anywhere!!
Vegeta: Seriously...
"You guys can't do this to me!" was the last thing Goku said as Vegeta and Bulma closed the closet door on him.
"Well," sighed the human, "There goes any fun for me."
Bulma: Not hardly! EVERYTHING is better without Goku!
Goku: Nobody likes me!
Bulma: I am kidding!
"We could still go somewhere, you know."
"Really? I'd…like that."
The twosome walked out the door, leaving a certain Saiyan locked the closet.
Chi Chi: Only I am allowed to lock him in a closet!! Remember when I did that Goku?
"H-hey!Are you guys gonna let me outta here?"
Goku: _blushes_ Umm... yeah.
Bulma started up her blue corvette and looked over at Vegeta. "Where should we go?"
Bulma: The Beach!
Mirai: The Movies!
Chi Chi: Rock Climbing!
Goku: Umm... OUT TO EAT!!!!
She was already very surprised that the `Prince of ALL Saiyans' had suggested that they go somewhere together.
Vegeta: Yep. I am the Prince of all Saiyans!
Now, she was wondering just how far this hospitality was able to go. From Bulma's knowledge, she didn't think it would go very far. But, Vegeta had been pulling the trump card on her lately.
Goku: What's a Trump? It is a turnip-like thingy?
Chi Chi: I think so...
Mirai: No, It's not a vegetable. It means something.... I can't explain it!
Vegeta: You were never good at explaining things, Mirai.
Who knows what could happen?
"Anywhere your heart desires." The Saiyan smirked at her, and she smiled in return.
"In that case…"
The blue corvette sped down the road for a destination unknown by the prince.
Vegeta: Hey! HEY!!!! Where are we going?
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Well, that's it for chapter three. What can I say? I got tired of waiting for somebody to review all right? Please tell me what you think. I would REALLY like to know! Thank you for you time! REVIEWS=Chapter four!
Bulma: Well, that was fun!!
Vegeta: Yep, BYE Mirai, Goku, and Brat Woman. It's friday!!!!
Chi Chi: Fine, Mr. Hospitality. Bye... Come on Goku! _drags goku out_
Goku: But I wanna know what a trump is!!!
Mirai: Bye everyone!!!! _goes off to Chibi's room to play virtual reality.
Vegeta: Bye brats!!! _carts bulma off to an unknown destination_