Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Reality Show:DBZ Style ❯ Introductions ( Chapter 1 )

The Reality Show: DBZ style

 

I had to realize that I wanted to write for the first Anime that I loved Dragon Ball-Z. So as I write for Inuyasha I have to relax by writing this because it is one of the first shows that I liked a lot. I decided to make this a humorous fic or an attempt at humor since the other story I have up is more on the action side. This will have some action in it but when it will happen…I don't know.

 

Disclaimer: Dragon Ball Z is owned by Akira Toriyama, Funimation and other people not me. Big Brother and its likeness are also not owned by me.

 

In the upcoming months reality takes on the some new people find out here. It's going to be a B/V story mainly but other couples in between. I know the summary is crappy but hey that's life. Bulma and Vegeta will be narrating the story each month as they see it with the exception of the first day which is the beginning chapter.

 

This is loosely based on the reality show Big Brother mostly because this it the only show I like out of all of the reality shows. Ok so maybe I like the real world and road rules too but I'm poor so basic cable isn't available to me so...yeah enjoy….

 

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The First Day: Moving In

 

Bulma, Goku, and Krillin West City

 

“Ok Son-Kun do you have all of your clothes, wash cloths, toothbrush, and other toiletries” The twenty five years old woman said to him. Her blue eyes looked serious as they always did at him. Mostly because she knew that he could lose the littlest things and then he always tried to take whatever he could find from them when they went anywhere together. And this time she was not taking care of the man he has to learn how to do things himself. It was one of the reasons why she made a check list for him just to let him know that it was the last time he was mooching off of her and Krillin.

 

“Yeah because we are not helping you out this time man” Krillin winked at Bulma as if reading her thoughts exactly.

 

“But you guys have all of the best treats, I can't survive with my own stuff I-I don't know how” he said frowning. His friends frowned back at him and he knew not to push his luck. He would have to suck up this time and learn how to survive on this six month reality show

 

“Oh fine I have almost all of my things ready but my food I only have enough for one month” he said now sulking.

 

“No Goku I made you enough food to last at least two years, that my present to you because if you try to mooch off of me this time I swear I'll kill you myself” she said with the looming threat in the air. Goku actually became scared after that statement and so did Krillin. And how Bulma was about to pack that much food up for Goku plus have money for her and Krillin meant that she had to cut back on a lot of things such as her hair but it was worth it. Goku could be a major pain in the ass when he didn't get what he wanted.

 

“Y-yeah she's right now lets hurry up those network executives won't be lenient with us” he said seriously. They were asked to come on a reality show with their old high school friends again because their video was the best out of 750 people. Somehow someone send in some camera of all of them in high school and the producers called them saying that they would be on a reality show. Before Krillin could hang up the phone he was bombarded but questions that he eventually answered. He thought that Bulma you have killed him but she didn't to be honest she loved the attention. Especially since her parents had cut her off at the age of twenty-one because of her drinking habits. But her money would be returned to her when she was thirty years of age. For now they all lived in a half way decent apartment with mediocre jobs at a retail store so ten million dollars is the best remedy for them. Well ten million dollars split four ways was the best remedy for the four people left at the end of the six months

 

“Now boys we have ten million to win so lets go now” she said pulling both of them with her. They help Goku with the rest of his stuff and then left to their new `homes'.

 

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Vegeta and Chichi Pepper City the Ouji Mansion

 

“Chichi hurry the hell up you were the one who sent the video in and now you want to be late”

 

“Oh shut up Vegeta and help my with my bag”

 

“Will it make you go faster I hope” he mumbled sarcastically.

 

“Only if you aren't an asshole” she shot back hearing him.

 

“Hey is Karrarot going to be there?” he questioned his cousin.

 

“Did he go to our school?”

 

“Well I guess I don't know” he said while still dragging her bag with him to the black Honda coup.

 

“And they call you the smart one of our family. Son-kun went to our school dumbass just like Tien and Launch Krillin and 18, Bulma, Raddiz, Nappa, 17, Paris, Mai, the slut Maron, Yamcha, and Broly” she said rolling her eyes at him as he huffed in returned.

 

“Hey, hey Maron was a good lay even if she was dumb as fuck” he said now kicking the bag to the car he went back into the house to get more of her stuff.

 

“Don't kick my stuff Vegeta I have my most precious things in there. And that chick was not that stupid she was actually good at puzzles which pissed Bulma off all of the time” she said ignoring the part of her being a good `fuck'

 

“Great so they will all be in the same house as us” he asked.

 

“Yeah that's the plan” she heard him growl and smirked.

 

“That means that I see that blue haired bitch who almost knows who we truly are Chichi” he said angry he looked at his cousin and saw the same look on her face. They both knew that Bulma knew too much for her own good and she could not know about their Saiyan heritage…well not at the moment.

 

“Vegeta calm down if she knew who we were then she would have told me already because she hangs with Goku. Now we have to get down there Vegeta so this time place the rest of my stuff in the back of you're car and let's get out of here” she said somehow bored at this conversation.

 

“Fine harpy but I'm driving because I know that we will get there in no time” he said smirking at her and Chichi rolled her eyes at him.

 

“Ok but don't get us killed Vegeta or caught again by the police we may have money but there is no reason abuse that privilege” she huffed and walked to the house. After the gathered a few more items they got into the sleek black car and left their house. They wouldn't be back there for another six months but they had Roshi take care of it while they were gone. Chichi sighed, man she was going to missed it but you couldn't pass up ten million dollars even if they were rich.

 

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18, 17, Nappa, Raditz, Mai and Paris Outside of South City

 

The compact car Nappa had stopped on them again and looking at the situation they would be stuck here for another hour. Raditz had called the network executives and told them that they would be late and they seemed to understand this time. Out of all of the old gang they were the worse off financially they all lived together in a small cramped apartment in south city. To them ten million was completely gold to them not to mention they would see their friends again and that had to count for something. So while they waited in the hot sun 17 decided to ask everyone something.

 

“I wish to fight since I'm bored”

 

“You're always bored 17 what else is new” 18 said rolling her eyes dark blue eyes.

 

“Wait 18 I agree we should spar since Nappa needs to work on this car that he bought. He should also realize that I told him that it was a lemon and it would break down at anytime but no he didn't listen” Raditz said smirking as Nappa growled at him.

 

“And you should watch you're mouth third class” he said as he brushed past him walking towards the gas station a mile ahead. Nappa was itching to call his prince and princess but decided not to because it really wasn't their fault it was his. Even though he never admitted it he knew that he should have taken Raditz's advice.

 

“Not this shit again Raditz you should try to stop pestering him at least he got a car for us. You on the other hand sat on you're ass all day doing nothing” Paris said shaking her head at him and Mai said nothing while sighing.

 

“That's not true I work long and hard at a crappy peanut factory to come home and relax. Nappa had it coming for putting mustard in my mouth while I was sleeping the bastard” he said crossing his arms across his chest and narrowed his black eyes at her his long hair flew in the wind daring her to say something.

 

“Whatever the case maybe we need to do something and I say that we spar like we always do anyway” 17 said smirking at his comrades.

 

“Fine 17 we will spar and hopefully Nappa and maybe Raditz will help him since he knows so much about cars” Paris said looking at everyone around her. Yep when they got to the house all of this stuff would stop and then she would stop at nothing to get those millions.

 

 

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Yamcha, Maron, Broly, Tien, and Launch at the Set

 

They were the first ones there at the set or the home in Tien's white mini-van. Yamcha had to admit that it was beautiful they had a built in pool, over ten rooms to call your own all on the second floor, furnished items such as the couch and futons, it was a nice place to live if he had the money. He put his things down for a moment and then walked around to the kitchen.

 

“Ooooo Yamcha sweetie it's beautiful” Maron said to her current boyfriend.

 

“Yeah it is, isn't it” he said still in awe

 

“Hey guys we have to go to the living room” Tien said looking at his friends admire the beautiful house. He had an idea that Chichi was the one behind all of this and for once she did the right thing. The only problem was that they had to all live together for six months not two weeks like they did for their spring break over eight years ago.

 

“Why?” Launch said enjoying the view

 

“Because the executives are waiting for us” Broly said.

 

“But I was just enjoying the scenery” she said again.

 

“Well we'll be able to do that when we get prepped on what this show is about” Tien said smiling at her he loved when she explored everything. He even wished that she would be his but for now…

 

“It's probably just like Big Brother or Real World or something just with our old friends”

 

“Yeah and I hope you all know that Chichi and I are winning the millions” a voice said behind them. They all turned around to see a smirking Vegeta along with Chichi in the house. The other five members frowned at him then at the same time walked to the executive station to be briefed and wait for the others to arrive.

 

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When everyone else arrived at the house they were warmly greeted by the Execs who then went over what they would be doing on the show. They were all told to `act as yourselves' but add a little edge to it because starting tonight the cameras would be rolling that evening as they settled in. They were introduced to the host of the show and were surprised to see that it was Piccolo. As they whispered among one another and snickered they were asked to unpack and enjoy the next six months there.

 

So everyone started to find their assigned rooms that they could use. Their were only two rooms they couldn't use which is the confession room unless they had a confession to tell, and the gold room which was only used for the Head Of the Household and would be furnished when the contestants won that title. As everything had settled down for the night the camera were indeed rolling and catching everyone's follies. Right now Chichi and Maron happen to be arguing which the cameras decided to capture first.

 

“I'm just saying Chichi maybe you would look prettier if you didn't b*tch and moan about everything” the blue haired woman said smiling at her. It was a well known fact that both of them didn't like each other even in high school but for the sake of her friend Yamcha, and Goku she tried to get along with her. She saw Chichi attempt to control her temper since they could not fight on the show. They were in the kitchen and while she was getting water decided to annoy her.

 

“I'm pretty enough and my, my Maron are those implants getting flat again. Sweetie your due in for another surgery” she said smirking as she saw the woman in front of her become really angry.

 

“Well you're just a meanie”

 

“And you're a skank who always wanted to be Bulma because Yamcha has always like her and…maybe I was mistaken you are due for a root touch up and surgery” she said touching her hair that was starting to turn black at the roots as Maron swatted it away.

 

“If that is the best thing to say to me then you need…” Chichi was interrupted as they heard shouting both women stopped what they were doing and ran to see what the problem was only to see Bulma shouting at the bathroom door.

 

“You prick you knew that my stuff was here waiting for me and you still decided to throw all of my items outside of the bathroom door” Bulma said completely pissed.

 

“And you left woman therefore I needed to get into the bathroom for a bath so I took the chance” Vegeta yelled behind the closed bathroom door.

 

“Get out of there you overgrown dick” she said banging on the door.

 

“Kiss my ass Bitch” he yelled back to her. Vegeta was actually trying to see if the water was warm enough for him as the woman constantly moaned. On the other hand he was glad that they were arguing again for old times he had to admit that.

 

“If you don't get out then I'll ruin all of your stuff in your room” she threatened as she heard him stop running the water he seemed like he was going to say something but Tien interrupted.

 

“Hey guys stop arguing for once because we have a note down stairs to read” Tien shouted to Bulma and she narrowed her eyes at him. He knew that Bulma and Vegeta loved to argue and it was probably one of the reasons why Chichi and Maron stood their watching their friends fight neither of them wanted to feel assault of them when they teamed up. And everyone else was downstairs probably doing the same avoiding Bulma and Vegeta. Tien knew that he should not have come up stairs to break it up because the bathroom door opened and both Bulma and Vegeta came out to approach him.

 

“Tien are you suggesting that this is a natural occurrence. That we do this for sport every time we are in the same vicinity with each other?” Bulma questioned with her hands on her hips now glaring at him. She knew that Vegeta and she argued for absolutely no reason but she didn't need anyone else pointing that out. The last time someone did that they were chewed out so bad by the two that they transferred from Z-high eight years ago. So she did the next best thing turn her attention to Tien and smirked when Vegeta opened the door to help out.

 

“Ah no I really didn't mean to…”

 

“To what, come on three eyes say what's on your mind because it's so obviously written all over your face” Vegeta said smirking at him

 

“I-I…”

 

“Can't speak here let me help you Tien, Vegeta and I debate not argue I was in the bathroom first getting ready to take a bath but I forgot my towel so as I was trying to get it Vegeta snuck in”

 

“We `debated' for about five minutes until I'm assuming the harpy and the slut show up probably see what the problem was. Then you decided to become Mr. High and Mighty and break it up and now I'm going to tell you that on behalf of the woman and I get your ass out of our faces. We along with the harpy and the slut will be in the living room momentarily” he finished as he saw his cousin and Maron glare hard at him but of course he didn't care. He had to admit that he and the woman always made a great team when it came to ganging up on someone else.

 

“That was uncalled for Vegeta” Chichi said shaking her head.

 

“And when have I cared harpy” he said and then closed the door in their faces.

 

“You bastard, you had better have ran back into that bathroom” she shouted back at him.

 

“This is going to be a long six months if we keep this up” Maron finally said to the other girls.

 

“Yeah but most of us won't be here for all six months Maron just remember that” Bulma said smirking at her. As she saw the cameras rolling on them she turned to both of them and said.

 

“Come on guys let's get downstairs for the note and leave the Jackass in there to soak” she said pointing at the door then she started to walk to the stairs with an actual idea forming in her head. Bulma was going to be one of the people left in this house and Vegeta would be the one to help her.

 

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