Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Screwed Up Dragonball Series ❯ 2 ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
More questions, during the beginning of DBZ.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.21.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 940 | Visits: 287 | Status: Completed
More questions, during the beginning of DBZ.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.21.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 940 | Visits: 287 | Status: Completed
A/N: More questions, need answers, or opinion. Please R&R.
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
So it's kinda going to be skipping around from DBGT and DB and DBZ.
Saiyajin Saga
Gohan and Piccolo and people are facing of with Nappa.
Gohan: Oh I'm so scared, and Yamcha died from being blown up by the Saibamen things.
Piccolo: Yeah whatever, in the mean time, Nappa is beating the crap out of Chaotzu.
Krillin: Hey, how exactly do you spell his name?
Yamcha: Is it Chaotsu, Chotsu, Chaotzu, Chaosu...
Tenshinhan: Okay we get it.
Vegeta: What the hell? Aren't you dead?
Yamcha: Well obviously not.
Piccolo: I'll take care of that. *kills him*
Gohan: Uhhh....wasn't he on our side?
Krillin: Shh, some questions are best kept unknown. Not this question though: How did we learn to fly?
Chaotzu: Didn't Master Roshi teach you and Goku?
Krillin: No, he taught us how to jump really high, but I don't remember learning to fly.
Gohan: Yes, how did I learn?
Piccolo: I must have taught you our something, but Funimation dub doesn't say anything about it. Maybe the readers know. (please give me your opinion, I really want to know)
Vegeta: Well, if we're asking questions, does anyone know why my hair was brownish in the first few episodes I was in?
Krillin: Uhh, are you asking us, cause we wouldn't know as we just met you.
Vegeta: No you dumbass bald guy, I was talking to the readers.
Gohan: That would make more sense. On a different note, Chaotzu, or however you spell his name, just blew himself up trying to kill Nappa.
Tenshinhan: WHAT?! NOOO!!
He starts fighting Nappa and gets his hand or arm or something cut off. Nappa then says stuff that pisses Tienshinhan off and about him not having his hand/arm.
Tenshinhan: Yeah, well you just wait until my arm grows back.
Piccolo: You can regenerate your limbs?
Tenshinhan: Well according to the english dub I can cause that's what they made me say.
Gohan: What are you supposed to be anyway?
Krillin: I think he's a human.
Nappa: A human who can regenerate, and has an third eye?
Gohan: Maybe he is a cyclops.
Yamcha: No that would mean he only has one eye.
Gohan: Ohh, hmm does anyone know what he is? And what about Chaotzu?
Yamcha: Umm, I think he is a mime, clown thing.
Gohan: I see, sort of. Hey, weren't you killed, twice?
Krillin: Yeah he was. *kills him*
Piccolo: Good riddance. Anyway, come on, let's go fight Nappa.
The start fighting and then they get beat up and something about waiting three hours for Goku.
Krillin: While we wait, let me ask a question. How come when you normally grab a Saiyajin by the tail, they get weak, but somehow Vegeta and Nappa don't?
Piccolo: Why don't you ask them? Dumbass.
Krillin: Hey! Anyway, I think I will ask them. How come you guys aren't weakened by grabbing your tail?
Vegeta: Damn, what a dumbass.
Nappa: Yeah, you short dumbass.
Krillin: What the hell is it with calling me a dumbass?! And you didn't answer my question!
Vegeta: Shit, we don't have to answer you.
Gohan: It's because you don't know.
Vegeta: That's besides the point.
Piccolo: Actually that is the entire point.
So Vegeta got totally angry and ended up killing Piccolo and Tenshinhan who hadn't died yet. Oh and Yamcha too, who seems to be a zombie or something cause he keeps coming back to life. Oh and then Krillin and Gohan are now on the ground, almost dead when Goku finally comes.
Gohan: Why does it always take you so long to come and save us?!
Goku: What do you mean, I never made you wait long before.
Krillin: Ohh, okay then.*zooms into the future when they are fighting Recoome on Namek*
Gohan: Ow, Krillin, why'd you have to take us here when I'm like almost dead?
Krillin: To prove that Goku always comes late. *a little later Goku arrives* See, now you can say what you said before, Gohan.
Gohan: Okay, why does it always take you so long to come and save us?!
Goku: That was only twice.
Krillin: Huhhh. *zooms to the time when Goku is healing in the rejuvenation tank and they are fighting Frieza*
Vegeta: Thank you, know I'm gettingn my ass kicked. *is getting beat up by Frieza when Goku appears*
Gohan: SO dad, now why does it take you so long to come and save us?!
Goku: That was only three times.
Krillin: God damn you. Umm, okay then, how about when Frieza came to earth, or against Lord Slug?
Goku: Those didn't happen yet so technically its been only three times.
Krillin: Okay, well. *zooms to the...*
Gohan: Wait! Everytime you zoom us to someplace someone is near death. So maybe you should stop it.
Krillin: Okay, whatever. Well let's go back. *zooms to Saiyajin saga*
Gohan: You know, maybe you should have zoomed to after the battle so we wouldn't have to fight anymore.
Krillin: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Goku: What a dumbass.
Krillin: Ahh, stop that already!
So anyway the battle went on and Goku won of course, so ends this chapter. But before I go, can you answer any of these questions?
1.) How did the characters learn to fly?
2.) How do you spell Chaotzu's name correctly?
3.) What is Tenshinhan and Chaotzu?
4.) What the hell was up with the English dub saying Tenshinhan's arm could grow back?
5.) How come Vegeta and Nappa isn't weak in their tails?
6.) Why is it that Goku always arrives so late?
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
So it's kinda going to be skipping around from DBGT and DB and DBZ.
Saiyajin Saga
Gohan and Piccolo and people are facing of with Nappa.
Gohan: Oh I'm so scared, and Yamcha died from being blown up by the Saibamen things.
Piccolo: Yeah whatever, in the mean time, Nappa is beating the crap out of Chaotzu.
Krillin: Hey, how exactly do you spell his name?
Yamcha: Is it Chaotsu, Chotsu, Chaotzu, Chaosu...
Tenshinhan: Okay we get it.
Vegeta: What the hell? Aren't you dead?
Yamcha: Well obviously not.
Piccolo: I'll take care of that. *kills him*
Gohan: Uhhh....wasn't he on our side?
Krillin: Shh, some questions are best kept unknown. Not this question though: How did we learn to fly?
Chaotzu: Didn't Master Roshi teach you and Goku?
Krillin: No, he taught us how to jump really high, but I don't remember learning to fly.
Gohan: Yes, how did I learn?
Piccolo: I must have taught you our something, but Funimation dub doesn't say anything about it. Maybe the readers know. (please give me your opinion, I really want to know)
Vegeta: Well, if we're asking questions, does anyone know why my hair was brownish in the first few episodes I was in?
Krillin: Uhh, are you asking us, cause we wouldn't know as we just met you.
Vegeta: No you dumbass bald guy, I was talking to the readers.
Gohan: That would make more sense. On a different note, Chaotzu, or however you spell his name, just blew himself up trying to kill Nappa.
Tenshinhan: WHAT?! NOOO!!
He starts fighting Nappa and gets his hand or arm or something cut off. Nappa then says stuff that pisses Tienshinhan off and about him not having his hand/arm.
Tenshinhan: Yeah, well you just wait until my arm grows back.
Piccolo: You can regenerate your limbs?
Tenshinhan: Well according to the english dub I can cause that's what they made me say.
Gohan: What are you supposed to be anyway?
Krillin: I think he's a human.
Nappa: A human who can regenerate, and has an third eye?
Gohan: Maybe he is a cyclops.
Yamcha: No that would mean he only has one eye.
Gohan: Ohh, hmm does anyone know what he is? And what about Chaotzu?
Yamcha: Umm, I think he is a mime, clown thing.
Gohan: I see, sort of. Hey, weren't you killed, twice?
Krillin: Yeah he was. *kills him*
Piccolo: Good riddance. Anyway, come on, let's go fight Nappa.
The start fighting and then they get beat up and something about waiting three hours for Goku.
Krillin: While we wait, let me ask a question. How come when you normally grab a Saiyajin by the tail, they get weak, but somehow Vegeta and Nappa don't?
Piccolo: Why don't you ask them? Dumbass.
Krillin: Hey! Anyway, I think I will ask them. How come you guys aren't weakened by grabbing your tail?
Vegeta: Damn, what a dumbass.
Nappa: Yeah, you short dumbass.
Krillin: What the hell is it with calling me a dumbass?! And you didn't answer my question!
Vegeta: Shit, we don't have to answer you.
Gohan: It's because you don't know.
Vegeta: That's besides the point.
Piccolo: Actually that is the entire point.
So Vegeta got totally angry and ended up killing Piccolo and Tenshinhan who hadn't died yet. Oh and Yamcha too, who seems to be a zombie or something cause he keeps coming back to life. Oh and then Krillin and Gohan are now on the ground, almost dead when Goku finally comes.
Gohan: Why does it always take you so long to come and save us?!
Goku: What do you mean, I never made you wait long before.
Krillin: Ohh, okay then.*zooms into the future when they are fighting Recoome on Namek*
Gohan: Ow, Krillin, why'd you have to take us here when I'm like almost dead?
Krillin: To prove that Goku always comes late. *a little later Goku arrives* See, now you can say what you said before, Gohan.
Gohan: Okay, why does it always take you so long to come and save us?!
Goku: That was only twice.
Krillin: Huhhh. *zooms to the time when Goku is healing in the rejuvenation tank and they are fighting Frieza*
Vegeta: Thank you, know I'm gettingn my ass kicked. *is getting beat up by Frieza when Goku appears*
Gohan: SO dad, now why does it take you so long to come and save us?!
Goku: That was only three times.
Krillin: God damn you. Umm, okay then, how about when Frieza came to earth, or against Lord Slug?
Goku: Those didn't happen yet so technically its been only three times.
Krillin: Okay, well. *zooms to the...*
Gohan: Wait! Everytime you zoom us to someplace someone is near death. So maybe you should stop it.
Krillin: Okay, whatever. Well let's go back. *zooms to Saiyajin saga*
Gohan: You know, maybe you should have zoomed to after the battle so we wouldn't have to fight anymore.
Krillin: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Goku: What a dumbass.
Krillin: Ahh, stop that already!
So anyway the battle went on and Goku won of course, so ends this chapter. But before I go, can you answer any of these questions?
1.) How did the characters learn to fly?
2.) How do you spell Chaotzu's name correctly?
3.) What is Tenshinhan and Chaotzu?
4.) What the hell was up with the English dub saying Tenshinhan's arm could grow back?
5.) How come Vegeta and Nappa isn't weak in their tails?
6.) Why is it that Goku always arrives so late?