Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Substitutes: or Murphy's Law ❯ Daring Dende ( Prologue )

A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first story up on this site, so I guess you could call it my debut… (although it isn't the first story that I've written >>)

T-chan; *cheers wildly* Go Lexi! Go Lexi! Oh, hi there! My name is Tessa-chan, and I'm her *yanks Lexi's tail* muse!

Yipe! Stop it baka!

T-chan; As a warning, watch out for the first scene, it's drunk people talking so it might not be all that easy to read…

*whacks T-chan* Can it muse! I want to start the story now.

Vegeta; what about me woman?

Oh yeah, this is my mate Vegeta! Wave 'Geta!

Vegeta; *growls menacingly* No way!

*shrugs* couch.

Vegeta; *scowls, waves*

And now…

Disclaimer; Take a shot. Do I look like Akira Toriyama?

T-chan; No comment.

WHAT THE FUDGE!?!?! I am a GIRL!!! How DARE you even THINK that I look like a guy!!!

T-chan; *sweatdropps* uuuuh… HELP ME!!!! *runs away screaming*

~ Chapter One; Daring Dende ~

~*~

It was the annual god get together, and all the kais and kamis from all over the universe were gathered at the Supreme Kai's planet for a much needed break.

It was late and the party was in full swing.

Groups of drunks gods lounged all over.

There were loud voices and story exchanging coming from all corners of the large palace.

Dende tittered drunkenly at an equally drunk Jade, Kami of another planet.

He was telling her a story about Gohan's exploits that had both gods in stitches, although it was a rather boring story to say the least…

Jade giggled, her alcohol flushed face breaking into a toothy grin. "betcha cou'nt do it!"

Dende scoweled fiercly. "cou'nt do wha'? Ah c'n do *hic* ANYFING! *hic*"

"I betcha cou'nt tormen' dat boy an' wive!"

"he ma frien'! Course ah can!"

"den pruv it!"

"Fine, ah will, buh wha's in it fer me?"

At this the girl cracked an even larger grin.

"den da wittle Namek's Dragonbahs get mer p'werful!"

Dende nodded decisively. "okies Jade I do it."

"pwomise?"

Dende nodded drunkenly, and Jade crowed triumphantly, throwing her arms around the fellow god. "thankies Den-chan!"

~*~

Dende groaned and sat up, rubbing his pounding head in a vain attempt to ease the pounding headache that now raged in his head.

"Up I see"

Dende glanced up, focusing his eyes on the white cat with difficulty.

He groaned and let his eyes slide shut.

"Leave me alone Korrin."

"If you're sure… I brought you a senzu bean, but if you don't want it…"

Dende jerked his head up, forgetting in his eagerness the pain it would cause.

He immediately regretted the movement, when pain lanced through his skull.

"Aaaah! Damn it! Friking hangover!"

"tsk tsk Kami, such language!" With a tiny smile the cat gave Dende the bean.

Dende eagerly popped it into his mouth. A moment later his hangover was gone and he was ready to begin another day as Kami of Earth.

Suddenly he remembered what he had promised Jade the night before.

"Ah crap."

He seriously considered disregarding it… but he had promised, and if he didn't he would loose the respect of his fellow gods.

Korrin looked over his shoulder at the young god and chuckled slightly before leaving.

~What can I possibly do that will satisfy Jade AND leave me alive long enough to get that reward…~

He sighed hopelessly and flopped on the edge of the Lookout.

He watched half heartedly as the humans went about their business.

Suddenly a plea to Kami reached his ears.

A slow grin spread over his face.

Heck, he might as well have fun while signing his death warrant!

~*~

Miss Tengler sighed with frustration.

That was the SEVENTEENTH teacher who had called in sick this morning!

She'd been able to get a couple of regular subs, but most were either busy, or unwilling to come at such short notice.

She messaged her temples and stared at the dwindling number of available subs.

~Dear Kami, Help me find some subs! PLEASE Kami-sama!~

Suddenly a little file caught her attention.

"What on earth…"

She clicked on it, full of curiosity.

She nearly sobbed with relief- it was a list of more substitutes!

"Thank you Kami-sama!"

She picked up the phone, confident that these people would be able to sub, after all; Kami-sama was on her side!

A/N: *bites lip sheepishly* I'm sure you know where this is going, trust me though, we'll have plenty of fun getting there! *insane grin*

T-chan; Looky Looky! *squeals excitedly* I'm in the story under my 'Saiya-jin name'!

Vegeta; You aren't a Saiya-jin baka!

T-chan; *pouts* Maybe not really… *brightens* But I'm an honorary Saiya-jin!

Vegeta; according to whom?

T-chan; *sticks tongue out at Vegeta*

Vegeta; *ki blasts T-chan*

T-chan; X-X

*shakes head* you two are truly hopeless. Pathetic really. -_-;;

***Summary of what happened: Jade dared Dende to torture Gohan and live to tell the tale, and in return, she'd strengthen the Dragon Balls. Got it? Got it. Good. ^^***