Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Way Things Should Be ❯ Why Gohan Should Avoid Girls with Fangs ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Maayacola 
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.12.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 896 | Visits: 712 | Status: Work In Progress
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.12.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 896 | Visits: 712 | Status: Work In Progress
The Way Things Should Be
Part 1 Chapter 2
Note: Timeline...Well, this just screws the timeline. Because, I don't like technicalities. There has been no martial arts tournament yet, and Videl has no idea Gohan knows martial arts. And no idea the Great Saiyaman is Gohan... BUT, Videl and Gohan are best friends...um...that's all the glitches so far... Don't worry, Chi Chi will be back in character reallllly sooon.
Chapter 2: Why Gohan Should Be Scared of Girls With Fangs.
Gohan awoke with a splitting headache. Nothing unusual about a headache, right?
Gohan knew he only got SPLITTING headaches when someone was plotting against him. And he bet he knew who.
'Bulma'.
Bulma was the only one devious enough to pull off a plot so intricate, and masterfully planned as to give him a SPLITTING headache.
Gohan knew the chances he was right went up about 45.7 percent when he saw Bulma and Videl talking to his mother at the kitchen table.
It would be just like Bulma to try and mess with what was between himself and Videl...
WAIT A MINUTE!! There was nothing going on between himself and Videl besides very good friendship, was there?
I mean, the fact that Videl was being rather touchy feely of late was just imagination on his part, right?
Gohan roused himself from his thought when he noticed the stares of all three women. And they weren't looking at his face.
Mentally, Gohan cursed. He wasn't, I repeat 'wasn't', wearing a shirt.
**The authoress buts in at this point to say: Yum.**
He squeaked and ran back upstairs. And like all guys, still neglected to put on a shirt. He promptly fell back asleep.
***
Videl still held her tea cup a centimeter from her lips. If one looked very closely, they might see the light bit of drool at the corner of her lips.
Bulma sighed. "Well, that was strange."
Chi Chi looked worried. "Do you think he heard anything?"
Bulma laughed. "The boy looked almost dead to the world, Chi Chi. I don't think he could hear his own thoughts."
Videl sighed. Both women looked over towards her. "You know, the girls got a point," Bulma said.
Chi Chi looked confused. "But she didn't SAY anything!"
"That look said it all. It said: My my, what a fine hunk of beef!"
"It did?"
"Indeed."
"I had no idea Gohan was that physically fit!" Videl said, still zoned out.
Bulma and Chi Chi shared a confused glance. Why hadn't Gohan told the girl anything about himself?! Surely as his best friend, she deserved to know...
Videl suddenly came out of her zen-like state. "You see? He's just to shy to make the first move! I've got to do something!"
"So why do you need us?" Chi Chi asked.
"I just need...the right situation."
Bulma nodded sagely. "True. What do you think, Chi Chi?"
"Well, actually, I think I have an idea that just might work..."
"Really?" Videl asked, eager to hear what the great mother of Gohan had to say.
"Do tell, Chi Chi," said Bulma, taking a sip of tea before leaning forward, focusing intensly on her dark-haired friend.
"Well..."
She related her plan to the two other occupants of the room in a hushed whisper.
"Wow," Videl said. "That's brilliant!"
Bulma's eyes sparkled. "That just might work..."
****
Bulma sat at her desk at home, typing up a few documents for work. Her son Trunks was playing a game of sorts with action figures on the floor.
Bulma didn't pay much attention to them, figuring it was innocent enough.
Big mistake.
Vegeta chose that moment to walk in. He saw his son playing on the floor and his eyes narrowed dangerously. "Woman, why in the hell is my son playing with a 'Great Saiyaman' toy?!"
Trunks looked up. "The Great Saiyaman is so cool! He swoops in like BAM! And then, POW, and the BANG! And then he leaves and gets all the chicks."
Bulma raised a brow. "Chicks? I wonder where you learned THAT word..."
Vegeta cleared his throat. "How's your project with the brat coming along?"
"Oh, Chi Chi had this GREAT idea..."
"Uh oh."
"Shut up, Vegeta."
"Make me."
"Oh, I will..."
"EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must you insist on traumatizing my childhood?!"
***
Gohan's headache had eased up after Bulm had left, yet he still hadn't gone downstairs. He ran his fingers through his hair and came down the stairs just as Videl was getting up to leave.
"Oh, Gohan! I was just going!"
"Aww...but.."
"Don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow! Your mom's got some stuff she wants me to help you do around the house."
"And you don't mind?"
"No, of course not! I love helping out your family!"
Gohan blushed.
Videl smiled. She knew the key words that would lead to Gohan seduction success. And she did, after all, like helping his family.
"Bye Videl!" Chi Chi called out as Videl walked out, Gohan trailing behind her. "Good luck with GSD tomorrow!"
"GSD?" Gohan asked, confused, as he walked back into the house after Videl took off in her yellow helicopter.
Videl smiled as she drove back to Satan City. "Yes indeed. Gohan Seduction Day will be a big success!" Fangs glittered.
End chapter!!
Note: What evil plan lurks in the corners of my mind? Find out in our next 'action' packed chapter!! hehe!
Part 1 Chapter 2
Note: Timeline...Well, this just screws the timeline. Because, I don't like technicalities. There has been no martial arts tournament yet, and Videl has no idea Gohan knows martial arts. And no idea the Great Saiyaman is Gohan... BUT, Videl and Gohan are best friends...um...that's all the glitches so far... Don't worry, Chi Chi will be back in character reallllly sooon.
Chapter 2: Why Gohan Should Be Scared of Girls With Fangs.
Gohan awoke with a splitting headache. Nothing unusual about a headache, right?
Gohan knew he only got SPLITTING headaches when someone was plotting against him. And he bet he knew who.
'Bulma'.
Bulma was the only one devious enough to pull off a plot so intricate, and masterfully planned as to give him a SPLITTING headache.
Gohan knew the chances he was right went up about 45.7 percent when he saw Bulma and Videl talking to his mother at the kitchen table.
It would be just like Bulma to try and mess with what was between himself and Videl...
WAIT A MINUTE!! There was nothing going on between himself and Videl besides very good friendship, was there?
I mean, the fact that Videl was being rather touchy feely of late was just imagination on his part, right?
Gohan roused himself from his thought when he noticed the stares of all three women. And they weren't looking at his face.
Mentally, Gohan cursed. He wasn't, I repeat 'wasn't', wearing a shirt.
**The authoress buts in at this point to say: Yum.**
He squeaked and ran back upstairs. And like all guys, still neglected to put on a shirt. He promptly fell back asleep.
***
Videl still held her tea cup a centimeter from her lips. If one looked very closely, they might see the light bit of drool at the corner of her lips.
Bulma sighed. "Well, that was strange."
Chi Chi looked worried. "Do you think he heard anything?"
Bulma laughed. "The boy looked almost dead to the world, Chi Chi. I don't think he could hear his own thoughts."
Videl sighed. Both women looked over towards her. "You know, the girls got a point," Bulma said.
Chi Chi looked confused. "But she didn't SAY anything!"
"That look said it all. It said: My my, what a fine hunk of beef!"
"It did?"
"Indeed."
"I had no idea Gohan was that physically fit!" Videl said, still zoned out.
Bulma and Chi Chi shared a confused glance. Why hadn't Gohan told the girl anything about himself?! Surely as his best friend, she deserved to know...
Videl suddenly came out of her zen-like state. "You see? He's just to shy to make the first move! I've got to do something!"
"So why do you need us?" Chi Chi asked.
"I just need...the right situation."
Bulma nodded sagely. "True. What do you think, Chi Chi?"
"Well, actually, I think I have an idea that just might work..."
"Really?" Videl asked, eager to hear what the great mother of Gohan had to say.
"Do tell, Chi Chi," said Bulma, taking a sip of tea before leaning forward, focusing intensly on her dark-haired friend.
"Well..."
She related her plan to the two other occupants of the room in a hushed whisper.
"Wow," Videl said. "That's brilliant!"
Bulma's eyes sparkled. "That just might work..."
****
Bulma sat at her desk at home, typing up a few documents for work. Her son Trunks was playing a game of sorts with action figures on the floor.
Bulma didn't pay much attention to them, figuring it was innocent enough.
Big mistake.
Vegeta chose that moment to walk in. He saw his son playing on the floor and his eyes narrowed dangerously. "Woman, why in the hell is my son playing with a 'Great Saiyaman' toy?!"
Trunks looked up. "The Great Saiyaman is so cool! He swoops in like BAM! And then, POW, and the BANG! And then he leaves and gets all the chicks."
Bulma raised a brow. "Chicks? I wonder where you learned THAT word..."
Vegeta cleared his throat. "How's your project with the brat coming along?"
"Oh, Chi Chi had this GREAT idea..."
"Uh oh."
"Shut up, Vegeta."
"Make me."
"Oh, I will..."
"EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must you insist on traumatizing my childhood?!"
***
Gohan's headache had eased up after Bulm had left, yet he still hadn't gone downstairs. He ran his fingers through his hair and came down the stairs just as Videl was getting up to leave.
"Oh, Gohan! I was just going!"
"Aww...but.."
"Don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow! Your mom's got some stuff she wants me to help you do around the house."
"And you don't mind?"
"No, of course not! I love helping out your family!"
Gohan blushed.
Videl smiled. She knew the key words that would lead to Gohan seduction success. And she did, after all, like helping his family.
"Bye Videl!" Chi Chi called out as Videl walked out, Gohan trailing behind her. "Good luck with GSD tomorrow!"
"GSD?" Gohan asked, confused, as he walked back into the house after Videl took off in her yellow helicopter.
Videl smiled as she drove back to Satan City. "Yes indeed. Gohan Seduction Day will be a big success!" Fangs glittered.
End chapter!!
Note: What evil plan lurks in the corners of my mind? Find out in our next 'action' packed chapter!! hehe!