Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Time Travel ❯ "I'm From The Future From The Past" ( Chapter 1 )

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A/N: Umm, i don't think people are that interested in DBZ anymore now that it's not even on tv anymore, but oh well. My attempt to write a fanfic after a loong time. i like humor, so hopefully it'll be funny... anyway here's the

Time Travel

Chapter 1: "I'm From The Future From The Past"

It was only a few days before the Cell Games and Mirai Trunks decided to check that his time machine was working in order to set up my story. With him was chibi Gohan since he's my favorite character.

Chibi Gohan: Hey Trunks, shouldn't you be preparing for the Cell Games since your stupid father allowed Cell to perfectionize?

Mirai Trunks: I don't think that's a word, Gohan.

Chibi Gohan: It matters not, I'm but a child.

Mirai Trunks: O.o Why are you talking like that? Oh well, anyway, you're right about my father, and that's why I have to use my time machine.

Chibi Gohan: That doesn't even make sense.

Mirai Trunks: Exactly. (promptly enters time machine) Okay now let's go back to the future to live in a hellish world.

Chibi Gohan: Why the hell would we want to do that?!

Mirai Trunks: Because I'm just setting up a plot, but you keep extending the story with your content questions. Now hurry up before I leave you to live peacefully with you father and friends.

Chibi Gohan: I'd rather do that, though how can you say we're living peacefully with Cell planning to control the entire universe?!

Mirai Trunks: Again with your damn questions.

Chibi Gohan: But, umm, (shrugs shoulders) ahh, screw it. Okay let's go.

So Mirai Trunks and Chibi Gohan travel through time to see that the time machine worked and attempted to go to the hellish future that Trunks knew. Unfortunately, the two half-saiyajins arrived instead at a time of peace and happiness.

Chibi Gohan: (reading previous sentence) Why is that unfortunate?!

It doesn't matter, stop stalling the story already! Anyway, as I was saying, they arrived at a time of peace and decided to explore. Soon they came in view of Gohan's house and Goten.

Chibi Gohan: Hey, he looks like my dad! Except he's chibi and his ki is different and he's wearing different clothes and...

Mirai Trunks: So are you saying he's not your father?!

Chibi Gohan: No, I just told he's exactly like Dad except he's chibi and he

Mirai Trunks: (glare) Urusai! Now then, are you Goku?

Goten: Goku? Do you mean my dad?

Chibi Gohan: Otousan?!

Goten: 0.o What?

Mirai Trunks: Try English, baka.

Chibi Gohan: But you just...

Ehem, on with the story please. Gohan, always making this longer than it should be...

Chibi Gohan: Gomen nasai (Chibigokan aka me glares at him) I mean sorry, and back to the story: Dad?! Goku is you dad too?

Goten: Too? Your dad is named Goku like mine?

Chibi Gohan: Umm, yeah. Hmm, what's your name?

Goten: Goten, Son Goten.

Chibi Gohan: Sou ka! Anata wa boku no otouto desune! Sugoi! (Glare from me) I mean, I get it! You're my younger brother then! Cool! I came from the past in a time machine since the authoress needed a plot and she decided this time period was the best.

Goten: Really? And who's that guy over there that hasn't spoken for a while.

Chibi Gohan: The one with purple hair? That's Trunks.

Goten: I know of a Trunks in my time period also with purple hair... hmm, purple hair... I wonder if Trunks is gay. And I just realized, you're wearing purple, are you gay as well, Gohan?

Mirai Trunks and Chibi Gohan: O.O

Chibi Gohan: No one in DBZ is gay! Well, except the villains, but we're not! Toriyama-sama or who ever colored us in probably liked purple. Besides, why does purple make you think we're gay?

Alright already, Gohan, stop halting my story!

Chibi Gohan: What? But Goten started!

Stop making excuses. Anyway, your not gay, nor Trunks, nor anyone!

Goten: What about Vegeta? I thought he had this thing for my dad or something?

O.o What's your problem? This is getting out of hand, so just continue with the damn story already!

Goten: She didn't answer my question... I wonder what that means. Oh well, whatever. (carefree as Goku) Umm, Gohan, how come Trunks is so old but the Trunk's in this timeline is only a year older than me?

Chibi Gohan: Well you see...

Mirai Trunks: Umm, I'm right here, I can tell him.

Chibi Gohan: ...it's like this....

Mirai Trunks: Are you guys ignoring me?!

Chibi Gohan: Trunks came from the future but he (is hit on the head by Trunks and passes out)

Goten: Hey, that wasn't nice! (goes SSJ)

Chibi Gohan: (not passed out anymore) Wow! How can you transform at such a young age?

Goten: Umm, you're fine? Yay! Now what were we doing... (is simple-minded-like)

Mirai Trunks: I was going to tell you that I'm from the future from the past.

Chibi Gohan: Don't you mean that you're from the past from the future?

Goten: I think he means that he's from the past's future.

Mirai Trunks: Okay, know I'm just confused.

Chibi Gohan: We'll in any case, shouldn't you change the title of your name since your not really from the future... you're in the the future of another timeline... so then you would be Kako no Trunks?

Goten: No, because he's not from the past, he's still from the future, but he came from the past since it was your timeline.

Chibi Gohan: How do you know anything? Aren't I the one who's supposed to be extremely smart since Mom made me study while I should have been training since I have a hell of a lot of hidden powers that can be tapped in each saga?

Kako Trunks?: What?

Chibi Gohan: I said: time travel is too complicated.

Kako Trunks: Oh, okay, though I thought you said more than that...

Chibi Gohan: No, not at all, you must have heard wrong.

Kako Trunks: I don't know, I thought you were on a rant about how powerful you can get.

Chibi Gohan: Of course not, I was merely saying that traveling through time is harder to understand than why you have purple hair when you mom has green hair.

Kako Trunks: Yeah, but my grandpa has purple hair so it makes sense.

Chibi Gohan: Then where does Bulma get he green-hair from, and why does the men in your family have purple hair?

Kako Trunks: Again with the gay thing.

Goten: O.o' (this authoress person is crazy, drugs maybe) Whatever the case, Trunks is still from the future so I guess he's still Mirai Trunks.

Mirai Trunks: Yay! Hey, you know what I just realized? At least half of what we've said is irrelevant to the story, including what I'm saying right now.

Chibi Gohan: Hmm, you're right.

Goten: That was irrelevant as well...

Mirai Trunks: As was that.

Chibi Gohan: Well, I guess we can progress the story now.

Finally you little punks!

Chibi Gohan: Or maybe not. (me very close to strangling him) Uhh umm, I mean, what can we do to move along the story?!

Goten: How about we go meet the rest of the Z-senshi?

Chibi Gohan: Sure anything so that I don't get killed.

Mirai Trunks: Wait, that means I have to meet my arrogant, prideful father again!

Chibi Gohan: Hehehe, finally something bad happens to you Trunks (hits him on the head again and he passes out)

Goten: That wasn't nice! (SSJ change)

Chibi Gohan: (not passed out again) Wow, you can transform?

Mirai Trunks: Uh oh, this seems familiar...

So as Mirai Trunks, Chibi Gohan, and Goten try to get out of their little rut, this crazy chapter ends or goes on in their case... Anyway, what will Mirai Trunks have to face when he meets his father, and how will people look at my story? Plz review and sorry for the long nonsense. Other chapters should have more action and adventure instead of just random, insane humor.