Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ To Warm A Saiya-jin Heart ❯ Queen of the Harpies!...Err...I Mean Ox Princess ( Chapter 9 )

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To Warm A Saiya-jin Heart

Chapter 9

Queen of the Harpies!…Err…I Mean Ox Princess

Chi-chi was bored. She was more than bored. She was super duper quasi mega bored. She had already cleaned her house 53 times and had made 203 sandwiches for Goku and Gohan's lunch. They were still out training but they should be back soon. As if on cue, the two hungry Saiya-jins walked through the front door.

"CHI-CHI! We're home!" called Goku. "Ooooohhhhh! Those sandwiches look yummy! Are they for us?"

Chi-chi rolled her eyes. "No Goku, they're for the army sitting in the backyard."

Goku looked confused. "What army? Did you see an army Gohan?" Chi-chi and Gohan sighed.

"Never mind Goku. I was thinking that I might go over to Bulma's house for a visit and I was wondering if you could take me over there."

"Sure! Then I could spar with Vegeta!"

"Can I come too?" Asked a hopeful Gohan.

"No Gohan sweetie, you have to stay here and study." Gohan frowned and trudged up the stairs to start his studies. Goku popped the last bite of food into his mouth and picked up his wife, flying right out the door.

Meanwhile, in Bulma's Car:

"See Vegeta, shopping isn't so bad!" Exclaimed a cheery Bulma. She had managed to con Vegeta into going shopping with her, and they were just leaving the mall. Vegeta had been grumpy and disagreeable all day, until Bulma decided it about time she bought a new bathing suit. Needless to say, he was very enthusiastic about having her model all those skimpy bikinis for him.

Back at Bulma's Place:

"Bulma! Are you home?" Chi-chi called. "I should have called first Goku."

"Nah, she's probably fixing the gravity room or something. If it was working, it would be on."

"Good thinking Goku" Chi-chi followed her husband out to Vegeta's gravity room. Goku punched in a code on a keypad beside the door and the machine opened with a soft 'Whhooshhhh' Chi-chi stepped inside the large room and scanned around. "She's not here Goku. Wait, what's this?" She crossed the room to where a small pile of soft white silk lay beside a pair of worn out sneakers. "Hey, this is Bulma's. I wonder what it's doing here?" She looked around some more and found another pile of clothing, this one containing a pair of black shorts, a bra, and a pair of panties. Her eyes widened as she realized what must have happened. Just then, Goku heard a car pull up in the driveway.

"Hey! Bulma's home!" He said cheerily, waving. "And Vegeta's with her!"

"Yeah, I bet he is! Those two have a lot of explaining to do."

Bulma paled as she saw the two figures in the doorway of the gravity room. "Oh my God!"

"What is your problem woman?" Vegeta growled.

"Vegeta! We left all our clothes in the gravity room last night! Now Chi-chi's in there and she's sure to find out what we did!" Vegeta groaned. He was definitely not looking forward to this. He normally would have bolted and left Bulma to explain by herself, but he knew she would be really pissed at him later, and he would most likely end up sleeping by himself for the next few decades. Besides, Kakarot's mate could be a real handful.

He grumbled and got out of the car. "If we have to do this, lets just get it over with." Bulma nodded quickly and hopped out of the car to stand beside Vegeta. Chi-chi was advancing fast, the white silk dress balled up in one fist. Goku was trotting alongside her, trying to calm her down.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????" Chi-chi yelled.

"Well uh… it kinda looks like a dress to me." Bulma said meekly.

"Yeah! It's your dress! The one you dubbed the 'Secret Weapon'! Now tell me Bulma, what would your skimpiest dress be doing in the gravity room, beside a pair of Vegeta's shoes, your underwear, and Vegeta's shorts?" Chi-chi looked as if she was about to explode.

"I don't know Chi-chi. What were they doing there?" Vegeta cut in.

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" She yelled.

"Why? My shorts, my sneakers, her dress, her underwear. I think it's pretty obvious that I'm involved in this dastardly deed that's got you so miffed." He was deliberately teasing her, acting so innocent, and Bulma couldn't help but giggle. She moved closer to Vegeta when Chi-chi glared at her though.

"Why don't we all go inside and I'll make us some tea? We can talk this over like civilized adults." Bulma was trying to ease the tension, and she sent Goku a pleading look. He only grinned as he looked from her to Vegeta, and back again.

Once everyone was seated in the living room with their tea, did Chi-chi calm down. "Tell me what happened Bulma."

"Well, you know that me and Yamucha broke up again, and then…………" Bulma proceeded to tell the whole story, omitting any embarassing details.

Chi-chi sighed. "I guess I should be happy for you guys." She cast a wary look at Vegeta, who had his arm lazily across the back of the couch, over Bulma's shoulders. "I still don't trust you Vegeta, but Bulma is a grown adult and I suppose she's capable of making her own decisions." She looked up at Goku. "I think we should be heading home, we left Gohan all by himself." She stood up and walked to the door, saying her goodbyes.

Goku hung back a little, as Bulma walked his wife to the door. He grabbed Vegeta and gave him a big bear hug. "Congratulations Vegeta! I'm so happy for you!"

"Okay now let go of me you baka! There's not that much to get excited about! It's not like I got her pregnant or anything. Geez, we're just sleeping together." Vegeta growled. Goku only smiled knowingly.

"Bye Vegeta! See you later!" He picked up his wife and flew back home.

OKAY! How'd you like it? Good? Bad? Remember to review or I'll have to scratch your eyes out! (oh man that was a bad pun) Sorry it was so short, I'll try to make the next one longer.