Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Trading Places ❯ This is the really REAL world ( Chapter 3 )

Title: Trading Places

Author: J'dee

Rating: NC-15/6 (offensive language)

Genre: Humour / Drama

Idea: DBGT Pleasantville style... Two siblings are switched with the Brief siblings.

Author's Note: This chappie is about the four unfortunate Z characters who are stuck in the human bodies of the three authors, and one younger yet more annoying sibling of myself....

The Disclaimer: Ummmmm as much as I hate to admit it I don't own DBZ/GT just a few merchandise stuff.

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***This is the Really REAL world***

Chapter Three

"Mmmmm...." The voice mumbled from under the sheets as something furry rubbed up against her and she opened her eyes. She blinked seeing the yellow Labrador puppy climbing over her. Rolling over she saw her reflection in the full length mirror doors of the closet and she nearly let out a scream. But she restrained as she saw the reflection staring back at her was not her own.

"This has got to be a dream." She remarked to herself.

Then she felt the vibrations of music pulse through the ground, she sighed pulling the pillow over her head and puppy began running around over her body.

"Hey Jer!!! Take that dog outside!!" She heard a voice shout at her from down the hallway. Sitting up she took in the surroundings, the room was really, really, really messy, more so than any room she'd ever seen, there were posters on the wall, the lap top computer on a desk, the shelves round the room had various books on them, also with dragons on them, then their was the diary beside the bed on a dresser. She picked it up and began to riffle through it to get an idea on who she was suppose to be.

***

"Morning Videl how are you feeling today?" Gohan asked from where he was seated at the kitchen table.

Jeril gave a grunted but yet very sleepy reply. Sitting herself down at the table and she watched as Gohan read the newspaper at the table. Pan sat there scoffing her food down pretty much in a typical saiyan manner. Dishes piling up. Jeril looked at the dishes and prayed that she wasn't going to be the one washing and drying them like Chi-chi did.

"Sleep well did we?" Gohan asked.

"I guess." She sighed. "I'm going to be meeting up with Goku, Trunks, and Bra today." She added. "I need to call them."

"Right that's okay." Gohan gave her a friendly smile.

Jeril felt herself mentally shudder as what had nearly happened between them last night. Her mission was Vegeta. She had to get Vegeta in any way possible. It would be hard considering Gohan and Bulma were most definitely big obstacles.

***

After Videl found out the necessary information on her new persona, she cringed, she was to be fourteen again. This was not happening. She needed some time to think so she took Jeril's dog outside. And sitting on the side of the grass she looked down at herself wondering if she was still dreaming or if she's had amnesia and this was really who she was suppose to be. But looking down at her clothes she knew who she was suppose to be.

"I'm Videl.... I'm suppose to be Videl... what's happened... and how did this happen?" She spoke to herself not caring how insane she sounded.

"I've got to get to the bottom of this that's for sure."

She watched the puppy running round letting out all it's hyper activeness that puppies seem to be full of. She smiled it reminded her almost of the puppy her father had adopted during that whole Buu ordeal. Videl sighed to herself she wanted nothing more than to go back home and be with her family, but then again she was excited about being a teenager again. There were so many things she could do again that she enjoyed and new things to try and all in this new body and there would be no consequences for her. Maybe for who ever's body she borrowed but not her.

"Don't get use to this. It's only temporary." She told herself.

***

Jeril hung up and phone the meeting had been arranged for at the park. now all she had to do was have a shower and get dressed.

She wandered in to the bathroom and turned the shower on to heat it up. She grabbed a towel and placed it on the towel rack just outside the shower she then stripped down and slipped under the shower and she let out a contented sigh as the water flowed down over her body. There were so many things she could do in this body now. And so many things she had to be weary of as well. She tilted her head down and she let the warm water cascade down the back of her neck relaxing she let it flow down rubbing out all the sore and stiffened joints she had found she had after sleeping next to someone, she had to beat off with a stick in the middle of the night.

'Wait a minute! Rubbing!' She thought. She could feel it hands on the back of her neck and moving over her shoulders and she sucked in a breath.

'Oh kami, oh kami, oh kami!! It's Gohan!! Don't panic, don't panic, don't-... eh stuff it PANIC!!!' She thought and spun round and was pushed up against the cold titles of the shower door as he kissed her passionately.

'Damn him! I'm a Veggie fan! He better not dare convert me!'

'Who cares he's so muscular...'

'Stop that!'

'Strong, rippling, muscles...'

'Eh there I go again thinking to myself!!'

"Gohan I'm going to be late." She said slipping away from him.

He looked at her. "So you're going to deny me again?"

"I told you what I've got on today can't you at least respect that?"

"Fine." Gohan sighed he seemed a bit more than steamed.

Jeril grabbed the towel and hurriedly wrapped it round herself and slipped out of the shower at least she was partly clean and she looked back at Gohan's he couldn't help it curiosity got the best of her and she felt her cheeks heat up at his naked form under the shower.

'Bad!! Veggie fan!! Bad, bad, bad!!' She mentally scolded himself.

'Kami he's well built.'

'Okay Veggie fan is staring at a naked Gohan... bad!'

'Eh he's staring back!!'

'Okay turn round and walk- out... damnit- feet move- gak! move feet move!'

Jeril finally rushed from the bathroom and in to the bedroom gasping for air and she got changed quickly making sure Gohan wouldn't enter any moment.

'That is it I have to do something about this...' She thought to herself determined, she smirked to herself. 'I wonder how S'rac got on last night.' She had a chuckle out loud at remembering seeing him clinging to Gohan's let begging them not to leave him with Chi-chi. It had been so amusing. She hoped he was okay.

***

There was a scratching at the door, it was ever so soft and his eyes fluttered open slowly, slipped out of bed he opened the door what was the last thing he could remember? The lair of the dragons, but this was odd he had been sleeping in a bed...

"Chi-chi?" He looked round his eyes adjusting to the room and he realised it wasn't the bedroom he shared with Chi-chi either.

"I don't understand." He felt something furry rub up against his leg and he looked down at a large black and white cat rubbing up against him.

He looked round the room behind him taking in the interior of it. It was not at all familiar. The bed he'd been sleeping on was next to the wall. and next to the bed was a dresser, then another bed on the opposite wall. No one looked like they slept there, then, in front of the bed where Goku had slept is a TV, then desk is across from that, and a couch is against the wall in front of the TV.

Goku touched the clothes he was wearing the blue top and orange pants and he shrugged, he looked behind him sensing something was missing.

"My tail!" he breathed suddenly seeing it not there. "What's going on here?"

***

S'rac stretched and he blinked and he looked down to see Chi-chi with her head resting on his chest and in her hand she held something light in her hand. S'rac looked at it curiously it was brown and furry and for some reason he felt like it was a part of him then he did a double tail and nearly cried out.

Tail! It was a tail!

'Where did that come from?!' He mentally cried out.

And the way Chi-chi was stroking his tail he couldn't help but feel the way he did. 'Kay now I know the tail is a weak spot...' He thought to himself.

The door opened slightly and S'rac looked at Goten as he stuck his head in.

"Morning dad." Goten snickered. "Feeling better today?"

S'rac nodded. "Fine..." he coughed slightly and nearly yelped when Chi-chi squeezed his tail.

"Good I was wondering if you're up for a spar after the meeting with Videl, Bra and Trunks today?" Goten asked.

"Yea sure!" S'rac cried excitedly, It would be a great opportunity for him to check out his powers as Goku. He quickly covered his mouth and looked down at Chi-chi knowing how she might react.

Goten smiled. "Cool! oh and um and let me know if Trunks is still acting a bit off."

"I will." S'rac replied.

Goten shut the door and S'rac let out a sigh as Chi-chi loosened her grip on his tail.

'How come I didn't notice that yesterday?' He asked himself.

***

Goku found the bathroom easily enough and he took in his new face and he scratched his head confused and grinned. "Wow I'm a teenager!" He smiled and walked out quite happy. He's been through weirder things than this so he wasn't at all phased by it. He wandered in to kitchen the black and white cat following him.

'I wonder why my name is here?' He thought to himself as he riffled through the cupboards and began pulling out all sorts of snackable food for his breakfast. He was going to have something to eat before training in this body, who knows something else odder might happen like an attack on the planet or something like that.

After eating and having a couple of glasses of water, Goku wandered out and he tested the ki level of the body and floated skywards, there was that ability still there Goku knew how to use is ki but this was going to be difficult as a human, he'd have to work on some attacks or something.

Flying overhead Goku was unaware of the odd stares he got from the other two cats outside up a tree. There was a large field just down the street and Goku landed in the middle of the field and he looked round no one really seemed to notice him and he shrugged and began to train, first by testing the limits of the body by going through a series of katas.

***

S'rac lay still his hands behind his head listening to Chi-chi as she slept his mind running over what had happened last night and he flushed a deep red.

'That's right! My tail... she weakened me by grabbing it... and then she and I... we... okay relax S'rac, this is Goku's body it's Goku's body... don't worry about it...'

"Mmmm..." Chi-chi stirred slightly and S'rac tensed up slightly.

'Please don't let her want to go again! I don't think I could handle that!'

Chi-chi's eyes flickered open and S'rac mentally gulped as she smiled up at him. Chi-chi moved over him and S'rac groaned as she still held his tail in her hand and she smiled at him seductively.

'No no no no no!!! NOT AGAIN!!! KAMI NO!!'

Chi-chi straddled him and kissed him passionately.

"Morning Goku."

"Morning..." He yelped as she squeezed his tail.

Chi-chi then began to stroke his tail and S'rac felt his body tremble. 'What's going on?! Why... how... oh man...'

He felt a groan escape the back of his throat as she continued to stroke his tail in light caresses. Chi-chi giggled at his reaction.

'This is sooo not fair!!' He thought.

Chi-chi kissed him again and S'rac felt himself strangely enough respond, his tail slipping round Chi-chi's waist causing her to laugh.

"Goku..." She hugged him tightly.

He smiled at her. "Yea." He nuzzled at his neck letting it slip from his mind what he was actually doing. S'rac rolled over so he dominated her smaller frame.

"Lets stay in bed today..." Chi-chi murmured."

"I can't for too long. I promised Videl I'd meet up with her Trunks and Bra today, to sort out this odd behaviour."

Chi-chi smiled. "I understand but I didn't mean all day silly I know how your saiyan stomach gets."

"Ooooh food!!" S'rac grinned.

Chi-chi laughed happily. "That's my Goku!!! Welcome home."

S'rac kissed her. "It's good to be home." he murmured.

***

He woke up to the sound of the beeping alarm and he sat up tiredly and looked round the room, the room was fairly large, but not as large as his actual bedroom. It was still partly dark outside and he sighed to himself.

"I'm obviously not at home." He remarked taking the situation straight at hand and he climbed out of bed and looked at the weights lying round the room then the posters on the wall and he blinked.

"What in the name of Dende??" he breathed and he felt his cheek flush a deep crimson staring at the posters stretching right across the wall from bed height to ceiling with pictures of half or nearly fully naked women.

"This guy is a hentai..." He turned round to face the bigger of walls and saw more reasonable pictures of movies, rappers, and even a couple of Dragonball Z posters, one a large one almost a wall banner of Goku in ssj, the other a group picture with Piccolo, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Mirai him...

The door opened and he blinked looking at the middle aged woman standing there and she smiled at him.

"Oh good Nick you're up for once. Have a shower and I'll drop you off to work, since the tank in your car hasn't been filled up."

He nodded dumbfounded. "Uh yeah right..."

The woman obviously "Nick's" mother left him alone.

He walked to the drawers by the extremely large stereo and he noticed bit and odd of mechanical pieces lying on the table opened up, a soldering iron a screw driver and other tools sprawled out over the table.

"I wonder..." He mused to himself and grabbed a shirt out of the drawer and some jeans along with a pair of boxers and he headed in to the shower with was almost right next to his door the only thing in between them was the towel basket and he grabbed a couple and went in to have a shower.

***

Nick lay on the blanket looking up at the sky in the park when Jeril flew in and landed. "Yello!" She greeted cheerily.

"Hey Jeril." J'dee smiled.

"This is great!! I can fly!! Can you believe this it's like the best thing ever having that feeling..."

J'dee sighed. "That's great I don't think I can... What type of demi-saiyan am I if I can't fly?!" She huffed annoyed.

"Why don't you ask Vegeta to teach you?" Nick remarked.

"I don't know I'd feel a bit odd ya know..."

"Awww c'mon man Vegeta's ya pops ya his princess he'd do anything for her. Remember?! You told me so you Vegeta freak!"

J'dee and Jeril shared a look. "No one call Veggie fan freaks and gets away with it!" Jeril shouted angrily.

"Yea!!" J'dee agreed.

"CHARGE!!!" The two girls pounced on Nick and began to attack him.

"Hey! STOP THAT!!! No get off!! HELP!!!"

S'rac appeared out of nowhere using the instant transmission. "Hey guys! What you doing?" He asked cheerily.

"S'rac it's about time!! Look ya gotta help me man!! They're killing me here." Nick cried out.

"S'rac?" S'rac repeated. "Who's that?"

Jeril and J'dee stopped attacking nick and they straightened themselves out.

"What?" Jeril remarked and looked at S'rac suddenly worried. "No! No! NO!!"

"S'rac... you're kidding right?!" J'dee asked worriedly.

"Who's this S'rac? I'm Goku." He grinned that typical Son grin.

"This better not be a side effect of being here!!!" Jeril screamed out suddenly. "MY MUSE HAS TURNED IN TO KAKAROTT!!!" She fell to her knees grabbing her hair and pulling at it. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" it was the most pain stricken cry any of them had ever heard and S'rac remained standing there grinning that Son grin.

Nick sat up and he looked round. "So if he thinks he's Goku then which one of us is next to think we're the character who's body we're in?" He asked.

"Well you're the brainy one you work it out!" J'dee snapped.

Nick grinned. "Heh yeah I know I'm the brainy one..."

"Well work this out no damnit!!!" Jeril shouted at him.

"Well what happened to him yesterday?!" Nick shouted back.

"Well Chi-chi she-" Jeril chuckled at the memory of S'rac clinging to Gohan's leg begging him not to leave. "She dragged him off to the bedroom..." Jeril cracked up laughing more. "It was sooooo funny!! You shoulda seen him."

J'dee turned to S'rac... "Soooooo 'Goku' what happened yesterday?"

"Ummmmm..." S'rac rubbed the back of his neck. "Actually I can't remember!" he laughed the same way Goku did and the three others fell over anime style.

Jeril began crying more. "I'm a Veggie fan and my muse is KAKAROTT!!"

Nick sat up. "Yo bro did you get some?"

"Get some?" S'rac repeated... "Some what? I got some breakfast and Chi-chi wow her cooking is so great!!" He added smiling.

"Sex 'GOKU' he's asking if you had it?" J'dee shouted.

"Oh wow yeah! Last night and this morning!!" S'rac grinned some more.

"Ugh..." J'dee fell to her knees.

"There's ya culprit... S'rac has fallin' in to the role of Goku because he slept with Goku's wife..." Nick explained.

"This sucks!!!" Jeril shouted.

Nick looked at Jeril. "So the minute the DB characters fall in to our roles we could possibly be permanently be switched forever..." He grinned. "Damn I could get some real laidage in this bod."

J'dee smacked Nick across the back of the head. "Hentai."

Nick grinned some more. "It's just like who first Pan or Marron..."

"I think Gohan would crush you like a bug if you laid a hand on Pan... and I won't mention what Eighteen and Krillen together might do to your saiyan bodily parts." Jeril stated.

"So I'd get some!!!" Nick grinned some more.

"Some what?" S'rac asked, "What is he going on about?"

***

Trunks was shocked to find that this guy 'Nick' or Nickles as he was appropriately nick named cause he seemed to have apparently too much small change floating round, or Noddy because he didn't like to talk to people much, as much as a hentai as he appeared to be, he was actually quite a quiet guy, and pretty reserved. Trunks speed through the manual labour quickly enough and was finished on time, everyone seemed to notice to change, apparently nick wasn't one for rushing things either.. Trunks didn't like this. He could only imagine what Nick might get up to in his body, assuming they had switched bodies. Trunks felt this kid had been repressed a for a few years and unmotivated. So when given the chance to branch out with no side effects in Trunks body, caused Trunks to worry.

Leaving the manual labour work, Nick did and a group stunned workmates behind Trunks found nick's mother sitting in the car across the road waiting with some wool and a crochet kit. It was a soothing sight to actually see a form of a mother figure around. Yet Nick had not seen a father figure at all.

The car pulled up the drive and Nick wandered inside seeing an elder girl sitting at the table going over college text books she looked up and sighed almost bored.

"How does Chinese sound for dinner you two?"

"Fine." the girl replied.

"Yeah that's okay." Trunks agreed.

"Not int he mood for some B.K?" She asked.

"Uuuuh no... anything will do I'm just tired."

"Oh okay then what do you want?"

"Get me some steak chow mien." He said.

She smiled. "Jay sweetie the vegetarian as per usual?"

The girl nodded not saying anything and their mother left. After the car pulled out of the drive Trunks looked at the girl.

"Please be Trunks." She said looking up at him.

Trunks blinked surprised. "Bra?" He questioned.

She nodded. "What's going on Trunks?! I'm a college student..."

"I do manual labour, geez is this like a reverse."

"Look at this place Trunks it's poor!"

Trunks couldn't help but chuckle at his sister's dilemma... at least they were still siblings. Which meant that possibly if Bra was switched then some others were also.

"So what's wrong with being poor, it's interesting actually to see things on the other side." Trunks remarked.

"But Trunks-!"

"Bra is there something wrong?"

"Yeah this body is freaky!! It has like six piercing and four tattoos..."

Trunks nearly fell over laughing. and Bra slipped out of the tanned leather jacket to reveal a black holter top and he could see all four tattoos clearly. One on the upper right arm in Chinese script, a ying yang on the upper left arm, a crow in the middle of the back and an ankh on the back of the right shoulder blade.

"Wow..." Trunks breathed and "You got a nose piercing too."

"If you ask if I've got any unknown piercings I've already check and no I don't." She growled her voice low and sounding really pissed off. "And what's even worst is this body's ex boyfriend is coming round to spend a week with me! He's going to know something's up."

"Why would an ex boyfriend be invited round?"

"Oh you know, when they were dating she spent a week or something at his place in Australia. Now the mother of this freak show has invited him round to repay the favor." Bra explained crossing her arms angrily. "And even worse there is not one father figure here."

"No father figure?" Trunks frowned.

Bra nodded. "oh the way to college the mother was rambling about how he just up and left her with not anything , and how much of a jerk he'd been and how badly he influenced Nick. Who ever that is. I'm guessing it's you though."

"Brilliant deduction, guess those blonde streaks are just highlights."

"Oooooooohhhhh!!" Bra growled at him and she threw a purple pocket game at him and Trunks laughed catching it and he looked at it.

"So what's this?" He asked.

"I don't know I woke up and it was in my hand." She sighed.

Trunks looked to where Nick's room was. "Maybe this is the device behind it all?"

"You mean with a push of a button our bodies have been switched?"

"Yeah... Follow me." Trunks said and he lead the way in to the bedroom.

Bra looked at the wall with the women over it and she cracked up laughed.

"Oh Dende this is so funny!! You have to sleep in here with all these half naked women staring at you!"

"Shut up Bra." Trunks grumbled and he picked up the screw driver and opened the pocket game up and he nodded at what he saw. "Look at this. This guy is obviously tried to fix this thing, but crossed a few wires and-"

"Who cares can you fix it?" Bra interrupted.

"Well yeah with the right circuitry I could, it might take a few days though especially since we have to be in these bodies, I think the mother might get suspicious if we don't go to work or college." Trunks remarked.

Bra sighed. "Fine whatever just fix it and get us out of here."

Trunks nodded. "I'll do what I can."

He watched as Bra stalked out of the room. He sat down on the bed and looked over to the wall of women and shuddered. "How can he sleep with those on his wall?"

***

Nick yawned tiredly and he looked at Jeril strangling S'rac. "You are S'rac you hear S-R-A-C!!! not Kakarott. S'rac!!! S'rac not KAKAROTT!!!"

"Videl-I'd-really-like-it-if-you-called-me-Gokuu... argh." S'rac managed to splutter out around Jeril strangling him.

"Well this is exciting." J'dee drooled.

"At least it's not me this time." Nick remarked quite happily.

J'dee sighed. "So what do we do now?"

"I don't know if something physical like sleeping with Chi-chi turned him in to Goku then perhaps something in his mind might trigger him back to S'rac." Nick explained.

"I hate it how you're smarter than me." J'dee grumbled. "I'm suppose to be the older sibling here."

"Pssshhhh... whatever."

"S'RAC!!" Jeril screamed one more time.

"Gah!! Videl you're strangling me!"

"Guess she really is a Veggie fan." J'dee mused.

Nick nodded. "Yup I'd say so."

"Videl please-"

"I'm JERIL not VIDEL JERIL!!! J-E-R-I-L!!!"

"Okay okay Jeril then.... just stop spelling things out to me, and please stop strangling me, I'm back and I don't think Chi-chi wants me to be dead again!"

"He's got ya there Jeril, if we kill him, we might be stuck here to live out a jail sentence." Nick remarked.

Jeril let go of S'rac reluctantly. "Fine." She grumbled.

"You okay S'ra-ahhhh Goku?" J'dee asked.

S'rac rubbed his neck. "Yeah... I'm fine..." He looked at Jeril who was shooting dagger like glances reading of 'die Gou die'.

"So shall we get this meeting started?" J'dee asked quickly before Jeril could start strangling S'rac again.

"Right first things first, is finding a way to get in contact with those in our bodies. Since you're the witch Jay I'll let you handle that. Meeting over, now I'm gunna go chase some honeys. Later." Nick got up and ran off.

Jeril and J'dee shared a look and S'rac blinked.

"That wasn't much of a meeting was it? Gee Bra I've never seen Trunks act like this way before. At least not without Goten around."

J'dee sighed. "I'm not Bra, I'm J'dee."

"Whatever Bra." S'rac smiled that Son grin.

J'dee growled low. "Oh that's it it's my turn." She stated.

"No you don't! My muse only I can strangle him, cause he's mine. You strangle your brother." Jeril remarked.

"But I do that all the time, it's no fun anymore, he's used to it." J'dee pouted.

Jeril sighed. "Fine I'll let you just this once though."

"Sweet! Dudette you rock!" J'dee jumped up, clamping her hands round S'rac's neck.

"Gak!" S'rac coughed.

Jeril shrugged. "It's just this once remember that."

"Braaaaaaa-ahhhhhhhh...." S'rac croaked.

"It's J'dee!!" She shouted.

Jeril chuckled. "Oh this is soo much fun... I always wanted to strangle Kakarott. Now I can do it all the time. This place rules!!!"

"Help..." S'rac croaked.

***

To Be Continued...

~J'dee