Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Trespassing ❯ Mommy? ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Namekian Ballz ~ Well, my evil roommate from hell just moved out. I don't remember when the last time I felt so good. Now I don't have to share the phone line with a hog. And I don't have to put up with different men coming in every night. Or the fumes she gave off from not showering for a week. Best of all, she can't use my comb or best scissors to trim her foot long pubes, or her just leaving them right there on the carpet. (Which is where I got the idea off a hairy Chi-Chi in Hate Triangle) Who trims their pubes onto the carpet anyway? AND LEAVES THEM?!? Oh well, atleast I don't have to catch her trimming them again.
You might think it's disgusting or maybe even funny, but I'm damn serious.

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Bulma entered the hospital room where Yamcha was. He looked horrible.

Yamcha jerked harshly and started whimpering.

"It's okay, Babe I'm here." Bulma gently placed her hand on top of his and he calmed down slightly.

"Are you a relative of the patient, ma'am? If not then I'll have to make you leave." A voice sounded from behind her.

Bulma turned to the nurse. "No. Yamcha was an orphan so he doesn't have anyone else, but me."

"So that's why no one else has come to see him. Poor guy. Very well, you can stay. May I ask, ma'am, how did this happen?"

Bulma was afraid of that question "Well, he got attacked by a wild animal."

"That's strange. I never heard of burn injuries this critical caused by a wild animal."

"Yeah, well this creature caught him off guard."

"Oh..." The nurse decided not to pursue the question. "Well, anyways, physical, he is ready leave the hospital. He needs to be pushed in a wheelchair due to seriousness of the burn wounds on the lower half of his body." She finished with a cough.

"What do you mean 'physically'?"

"Well, while he was awake earlier, the doctors examined him. Yamcha has been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. He needs to be with someone at all time. I suggest you moving into his place or visa versa."

"I'M NOT MOVING INTO HIS DUMP JUST TO TAKE CARE OF HIM!!!"

"Well, we have a special center for people with no family to care for them."

"You mean with all the recovering homeless people?"

"Or with the elderly."

"Ummm...I think I'll just move him into Capsule Corp. We have a handicap rest room that he can use."

"That's fine. I'm sure he would like to recover at a cozy place like Capsule Corp." The nurse Smiled at Bulma.

"...B-Bulma...?" They were interrupted by a groggy voice.

"Well, I better leave you two alone." The nurse walked out and quietly closed the door behind her.

"Yamcha, how are you feeling?"

"Weak. I can't feel my lower half."

"I got good news! I'm moving you into Capsule Corp with me!"

"Bulma...NO! Vegeta will torment me!"

"No he won't, I won't let him. Come on Yamcha. You can't live by yourself like this."

"No, Bulma! I refuse to live in the same house as that rabid ape! He's the one who did this to me!"

"Yamcha, calm down. YOUR LIVING WITH ME AND THAT'S FINAL!!!"

"But-"

Before Yamcha could object the door slammed open and an old lady came running in "YAMCHA! MY BABY!". Her voice was discustingly manly.

Bulma and Yamcha just stared at the intruder.

"Uh...IT'S ME! YOUR MAMMA!"

"M...Mommy?" Yamcha's lip slightly quivered as his eyes started watering.

"EXCUSE ME. Yamcha doesn't have a mother. She left him in the desert when he was five years old."

"I didn't leave him...I ...uh...I lost him. Oh, I searched high and low for him for years."

"I was chasing the air car when you where driving away, Mommy! You couldn't hear me screaming your name?"

"Uh...No Baby. I was too busy looking for you."

"I KNEW IT!!! I NEW YOU LOOKED FOR ME!!!"

Bulma decided it was time to cut in "What is your name?"

"Uh...my name is Martha."

"What's my last name?" Yamcha was excited.

"Your...I mean...OUR last name is Mum...cha." They stared at her. "Yeah our last name is Mumcha."

"So my name is Yamcha Mumcha? Wow..."

Bulma cringed at the name. She's never been so relieved that they hadn't married yet 'Bulma Mumcha. Yuck!'. "That means your name is Martha Mumcha."

The name had the same effect on the old lady. She cringed and replied "Yes."

Bulma carefully watched the old lady. She was suspicious the moment she ran into the room like an olympian. 'Oh well! If she is Yamcha's mother then she can stay with us too!' "Mrs. Mumcha, would you like to stay at Capsule Corp and get to know your long lost son better?"

"Oooh! I would love that, Dear."

"Alright, then. It's settled. Lets fill out the paper work and get Yamcha out of here."

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BNB ~ How was that chapter? Does anyone feel sorry for Yamcha Mumcha? Poor guy. Anyways, I promise to have the next chapter out by next week. Until then review and check out my other story Hate Triangle.