Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Two Stoners,a Impotent Guy,and a Stupid Idiot ❯ It All Begins ( Chapter 1 )

two stoners,a impotant guy,and a stupid idiot

(trunks is sleeping in his bed having a sweet dream)

trunks:(surrounded by naked women when all of the sudden joints and pot leaves start falling from the sky)wow,this is my luky day now all i need is a lighter(talking to a naked chick)hey babe got a light?

naked chick:no! and ull never get find one they banded smoking,they said it was dangrus!

trunks:nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo

goten:trunks its ok it was all a nightmare,now calm down and tell me all about it!?!?!

trunks:well i was surrounded with joints and naked women when i asked for a lighter.........

goten: yes wat happend

trunks:well she said smoking was banded

goten:ooooommmmmmmmgggggggggg!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?wait isint smoking banded anyway

trunks:yea your right,o well want a joint

goten:yea

(so as goten and trunks start tokenn it up,we cut to goku and vegeta at a strip club)

vegeta: yea, thats it take it off, take it all off!!

goku:i dont know if i should be here, what if chi-chi finds out!?

vegeta:(piss drunk)oooooooooooo(hick),you just relaxs, ive been doing this for years and bulma hasnt found out,know has she?

goku:no i guse not(2 hours later goku gets piss drunk)take it off, take it off?!?!??!

man:hey,buddy,i think youve had all you can drink

goku:how dare you talk to me like that, i hope you know that i saved the world numurus times and im still trying.

man:ok yea watever you say(talking to vegeta)is he going to be all right?

vegeta:yea he just has a low alchol tolerency

(later on at goku's house)

Vegta: (carring goku walks through the door)

goten: what happened to dad.

vegta: he tried to get a male bartender to take off his clothes, he punched him through a wall.

trunks: your dad is weak?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

vegeta: you stupid stone, he isn't weak he passed out because chichi caught us with stripers and being piss drunk

goten: yeah wait what were we talkin about .

trunks and vegeta: i........................have......................no clue......................

goten: oh well want to get stoned.

all: (plus goku who just wook up) hell ya

(30 minutes later)

goten: and then the cow went mooooo.

(goku , vegeta, trunks, and goten laughed there asses off for 20 minutes)

trunks: i forgot what we were doin

Goku: me too.

vegeta: well yeah mooo cluck cluck moooo bark rouf rouf

goku: what the hell was that

goten: yeah that sonded like a bar

trunks: don't you mean barn

goten: yeah well i am pretty fucked up right now.

vegeta:i don't know just felt like doin that.

goku: your so fucked up

vegeta: yeah i know

goten: i got an idea, vegeta i dare u to ass ram piccolo

vegeta: no, you know i am piss drunk and stoned off my ass, oh well, okay

goten: due your really goin to do that

vegeta: why not

goten: okay hang on, (screaming in a high pitched shrilled voice)Gohan

gohan: what??

goten: come here u stupid queer

Gohan: what the fuck do you want??

goten: give me piccolo's number

gohan: ahhhhhh my baby bro has finally relised his true self

goten: hahahhahhahahhahhaha no, i just dared vegeta to ass ram him

gohan: (sighing) oh, okay, (givs goten the number)

goten: yeah, now vegeta tell him you are really horney and you want some mad gay sex.

vegeta: (calling piccolo) hi umm (hic) umm, i'm really hor...(hic)...ny and i want some mad gay (hic) saaaaaxxxx

piccolo: vegeta?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!out gohan on the phone

vegeta: yeah he'sss right here (hic)<puts gohan on the phone>

piccolo: will have a threesome okay gohan so you don't feel left out.

gohan: okay cool

(piccolo and gohan drug vegeta abd have mad gay sex with him in the mud with goats)

piccolo: yyyyyyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr yyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

vegeta: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

gohan: wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww vegeta your really good

(goku goten and trunks are all listening and goten throws up)

goten: aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww man that's just sick

trunks: yea I guess all that timein jail didn't do dad any good

goku: wait I don't get it

goten: meaning he got ramefied while in jail, dad

goku: ok, hey are there anymore joints left

goten: no

(all stare at trunks)

trunks: oh no im not going out on the corner dressed up like a girl, to give blow jobes to mean for money

goku: aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww man why not

(goten and goku just stare)

goten:well than how are we supposed to get more weed?

goku: i got an idea!!

goten & trunks:wow he actualy has an idea!!!!

trunks: yea but its probaly a bad idea

goten: yea ur right

goku:why dont we highjack a drug store

goten:thats brillyant, but wat happens when thier bosses come looking for us?

goku:just kill him and then we become the bosses of the drug company???? right i did good??

goten:yes,dad u did good

(so as goten ,trunks,and goku knock up the mob drug buissness, that was the end of the mob boss of the redd ribbon rug company geovani rodregus>gohan,vegeta, and piccolo had mad gay sex in the mudd with goats)