Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta and Bulma Forever!!! ❯ AT THE STRIP CLIUB ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/N: lolz!! find out what happens in the story. this is the SUMMAERY!!!!!

bulma and vegeta are on planet earth, bulma is president of capsule corp and vegeta is a strippr can tehir love susrriv???? Find out by reading. R+R!!!!!!!!!!

*bulma adn her frend 8teen go to a strip club after work to see the "local talent". after a hard days work. bulma was complaning cuz of all the work she has to do*

BULMA: OH EITEEN IT SUX HAEVING TO GO TO WORK ALL DAY EVEN IF I DO GET PAID... I HAVNT HAD SEX IN MONTHS......!!

*18 and bulma walk through into the strip club and they see all the women watching the stripprs*

18: YEA I KNO WOT YOU MEAN BULMA... THAT GUY ON THE 5TH FLOOR IS SO HOTT!!!!1

*18 and blulma laugh and then 18 points to one guy who is vegeta who is wearing only underware (SO HOTT!!!!!!! lol)*

18: HEY LETS TAEK THAT GUY THERE DID YUO BRIGN CASH BULMA?

BULMA: YEA I DID HE IS SOOOOO HOT 18 LETS GO SEE HIM

*vegeta dances for them in a secluded corner*

VEGETA: HEY WATS UR NAME U R CUTE

BULMA: LOL I M BULMA TIHS IS 18

VEGETA: HI BULMA HI 18 *he winks at them*

18: HI IS IT HOTT IN HERE *she takes off her clothes*

*months pass anfd vegeta nd bulma get married but 18 sux so she only gets krillen!!! one day vvegta and bulma are in the bedromm*

BULMA: VEGETA LETS HAVE SECKS

VEGETA: OK BUT I WANT U 2 KNO HOW I FEEL ABOUT U *he gets on his knees*

BULMA: OH VEGETA YESSSSSSSSS

VEGETA: BE QUIET WOMAN *he gets up and goes downstars*

BULMA: STFU VEGEETA UR BENG A JE>RK!!!!!!1

*vegea stoped and looked at her because seh was half nekkid adnd she was real fine*

VEGETA: ARG QUIT WOMAN!!!!!!! *vegeta splaps bulma and she slaps him back*

*HE WAS OFTEN REMINDD OF THE SALOR MOON PREGNCY TSEST WHEN HE LOOKD INTO HER EYES (yes they do haev sailor mnon pregcy testd in JAPAN i haev seen tehm on eBaYY!!!!!!11)*

BULMA: VEGETA TAEK ME NOW!!!!!

VEGETA: K

*they are in the bedroom and then his shining seed where it rightfully belongs is there but suden1lby (sp?) a masked man jumps thru the window and he takes off the mask and it is goku!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL HAPPNEN TO TEHM NOW????? CAN VEGETA SAEV THEM???????????????*

Alright listen up you BUMS iom not writing anymore of this fic until I have AT LEST 50 REVIEWS!!! R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VEGETA IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!