Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta and the Government ❯ Vegeta and the Government ( Chapter 1 )

Vegeta meets the government

A-n: yeah, yeah I'm hyper again ^.^ I needed caffeine and i got lotz of it Got some of these ideas from some friends and all the ways the government got me!

Vegeta growled in annoyance and anger. Again THEY had destroyed his attempt to live normally. It was them who was to blame for all the bad in his life. Yes the government really took the cake when it came to screw Vegeta's life up. Now at this point your all probably looking at me the author thinking I'm really screwed up but I have proof.

In his first fight with Goku it was the government who blinded him not a solar flare attack. They knew he was winning so they had to intercede. So with the help of some computer designers they made a hugungous, (a/n: i copyrite the word ^.^) bright light to shine into his poor eyes. That's not all focus they actually paid Yarjarobi to cut off his tail, yes the coward wouldn't of done it without the nice bribe.

Then there was the incident with Frieza and the whole I'll kill you thing. See Frieza normally worked in his family's gardening shop but that's when the government got involved. They paid Frieza to pretend to be a male and try and take out the partially happy Saiyan prince. So instead of attacking from head on Frieza secretly sent out his mosquitoes of doom to attack Vegeta in his sleep. With so many bug bites there was no way anyone could fight back which resulted in Vegeta's one death.

Even at the Cell Games the government had to be involved. Secretly they gave Cell some steroids so he could be all powerful and junk like that. On top of that, Vegeta needed some caffeine. So he was lured to the soda machine, which took his money. When he pushed the Livewire button it gave him.......WATER! Yes, the poor saiyan had to fight without any caffeine. From that day forward Vegeta vowed his revenge against the government.

By day he was a pink pudgy ball of goo but by night he took another form. Sadly Majin Buu is a government agent in disguise. Tonight he was going to drive in his white government van to watch over Vegeta. As he parked steathly he had no idea that tonight he would be changed. Vegeta sneakily peered through the slats in the blinds.

"Vegeta your just paranoid there is no one out there! Especially the government, they have better things to do then spy on you!" Bulma stated loudly as she watched her mate look outside for the Kagillionth (a-n: mine too) time. Vegeta sighed but looked more closely, almost not believing it when the government for the first made a fatal mistake. Vegeta charged out into the night with such furry that a nearby tree had to later be treated at the local greenhouse with whiplash.

"At last I can punish you for all the negative things you've made happen in my life!" Vegeta shouted at the government agent who was currently taking a whiz in a neighbor's bush.

"Uhh buddy you mind I'm kinda busy?" The man in black answered with annoyed tone.

"No! I've come for revenge!" Vegeta stated as he stamped his foot!

"Sir is that a threat? If so I'm going to have to shock with my electrical pointy thinger (a-n: can't think of it's name)." Vegeta backed away in shock as the shocky thing came closer. Suddenly Vegeta felt electric flow through his back and passed out in the middle of the road.

"Thanks Agent B, I was afraid he would never shut up." Bulma looked up to the other agent with a smile.

"And he'll never suspect a thing! Who would think their dear mate would secretly be a government age...." Bulma was cut short as she and her partner fell to the ground. A butterfly flew above them as Vegeta grinned evily.... a bat twirling in his hand.

The end ^.^

Oh yeah

who's too hyper!

Peace out

enjoy

Kris

and

Gabe