Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta Goes to Shoneys ❯ Vegeta at Shoneys ( Chapter 1 )

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Vegeta goes to Shoneys

Our story opens as a pointy haired little saiyan midget we all know and love named Vegita is relaxed watching T.V. All of a sudden a knock is heard at the door. Vegita severely pissed of someone was interupting his T.V. time got up and answered the door.

Girl Scout: How would you like to buy some double creamy mint filled cookies.

Vegeta(drooling): Did you say double cumy shit filled cookies?

Girl Scout: Did it fuckin sound like I said double crumy shit filled cookies, Sir?

Vegeta: Yes you certainly did!

Random women walking down the street: Excuse me are you selling cumy shit filled cookies?

Girl Scout shouts angrily: No! Why don't you understand I'm selling creamy mint filled cookies?

Women:How do you expect anyone to buy that crap!

Then the women turned around and put her ass in the girl scouts face and expelled a putrid smelly fart. This causes the girl scout to fly into the wall.

Vegeta:Hey that looks fun and exciting!

Vegeta then goes and puts his ass in the girl scouts face a unleashed a even more putrid and smelly fart followed by a final flash from his anal area.This left a shit smelling pile of ash.

Vegeta: I learned that one from kakarot!

Vegeta then goes back in side to pleasure himself. Oops I mean watch tv.
Vegeta is then interupted again by another knock on the door. Vegita pissed off opens the door.

Vegeta: What the fuck do you want?

Goku: Hey did you hear local girl shout were selling cumy shit filled cookies?

Vegeta: Is that all you wanted dickwad?

Goku: Actually I was wondering if you'd like to go with Gohan and me to shoneys!

Vegeta: Is that the restuarant with the gay ass raping bear mascot!

Goku: No your thinking of Mcdonalds.

Vegeta: No I'm possitive its shoneys asswipe.

Goku: Did I mention its anime characters eat free night.

Vegeta: If its free then but I'm bringing Bulma along because everyone will think I'm gay if I cum along with you.

Goku: Yeah your probaly right.

Vegita: I'll be right back.

Vegeta: Come on bitch we're going to Shoneys.

Bulma: Damnit Vegeta you don't always have to drag me by the fucking hair.

Vegeta: Just shut up! We're leaving.

Vegeta then grabs Bulma by the hair again and goes to the son house with Goku to pick up Gohan.

ChiChi: Take your time and don't come back to soon.

The gang leaves for Shoneys. Meanwhile ChiChi goes back in the house and puts on her hooker outfit and leaves in a hurry. She knew a horney gym leader in pewter city with a big dick and lots of money.

At Shoneys..............

Waitress: Welcome and a waitress will be with you soon.

30 minutes later

Vegeta: Where the fuck is that damn waitress!

Flushhhhhhhhhh. The waitress come out of the kitchen zipping up her pants.

Waitress: Where would you like to be seated?

Vegeta: I don't give a fuck just hurry damnit.

Goku: Window seat! Window seat!

Vegeta: HaHaHa window seat as that pussy kakarot wants.

The waitress seats them near the window as Goku wanted.

Waitress: What would you like to order.

Vegeta: I want a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Vegeta: Baddass please!

Waitress(to Goku): What would you like?

Vegeta: Kakarot wants the all you can eat dick buffet!

Goku: Shut the hell up Vegeta....How is the dick buffet by the way?

Gohan: I want that too!

Bulma: Me three!

So all except Vegeta decided for dick on thier plate.

While waiting

Bulma: Can you believe all the characters that are here for anime characters eat free night!

Gohan: Yeah all the cool ones are here like Quatre from Gundam Wing and Tenchi.

Vegeta: What about that hot bitch Cutey Honey. Damn boing boing!

Goku: What about Ash from pokemon he's so cool.

Vegeta(loudly): That pussy hahahaha! I bet he ass rapes that electric rat of his every night.

Vegeta suddenly is pushed out of his seat.

Ash: Where the fuck do you get the right to talk shit about me and my pokemon!

Vegeta: What are you goin do about it? Send that small tittied whore that hangs around you after me.

Ash: Fuck no!

Ash pulls out a cell phone and begins dialing.

Ash: Thats right that tough talkin pussy ass midget from DBZ Vegeta.

voice on the phone: I'll be right there honey.

All of the sudden Shoneys door bursts open.

Shoney Bear: Where is that son of a bitch Vegeta.

Goku: He's not over here at our table.

Ash: Now you'll pay. My bitch Shoney Bear goin to mop the floor with you.

Shoney Bear goes over to Vegeta.

Goku shouts: Watch out Vegeta! Hes going to ass rape you!

Shoney Bear shoots a ki blast into Gokus face knocking him over.

Vegeta: No one fucks with Kakarot except me!

The two begin thier duel. The rest of the gang take this chance to go to the all you can eat dick buffet.

At the table...

Goku: This is the best dick I have ever eaten.

Gohan(mouth full): You said it! drip drip

Bulma: I've had bigger and better.

Vegeta(from the Battlefield): You have!?

Meanwhile

The two are charging up. Shoney Bear launchs a giant ki blast at Vegeta knocking him to the back of the restuarant. Vegeta retaliates with his own barrage of blasts causing no damage.

Vegeta: How the hell could that do no damage!

Shoney Bear: You are nothing little man.

Shoney Bear launchs at Vegeta driving him against the wall. Shoney Bear lands punch after punch. Vegita trys to retaliate to no evale.

Shoney Bear: Time to end this! Super Cutsy Wootsy Shoney Bear Death Attack!

Shoney Bear launches the attack and Vegeta takes it head on.

Meanwhile

Goku: Ow my stomach! All this dick makes me have to go shit.

Goku runs to the bathroom and accidently runs in the girls restroom to find all the stalls occupied.

Goku: Hurry I have to shit.

Voice in the stall(sissy like): I'm hurrying.

Flussssssssh. The stall opens.

Goku: Quatre from Gundam Wing! My son loves you. Would you give him your autograph he's outside with the green haired chick.

Quatre: Sure

Goku then runs in the stall. *Brap*

Trowa pokes his head in the restroom.

Trowa: Man! Who released the hiney hounds!

Back at the battlefield the smoke has cleared and Vegita emerges unscathed in ssj form.

Vegeta: I was only making you think you were stronger. Now prepare for an ass whamping.

Shoney Bear: Oh Shit!

Shoney Bear then tries his piss attack along with many other to no evale.

Shoney Bear: Don't kill me I'll be good honest.

Vegeta:Sure I believe you but my Big Bang Attack don't!
BIG BANG ATTACK!

The Big Bang attack kills shoney bear easily.Ash seeing his girl destroyed got his sorry ass oughta there. Vegeta then rushs back to the table as the waitress is bringing his steak.

Waitress: One steak baddass.

Vegita: All right thats a damn good looking steak!

Vegita then begins eating. Quatre then comes to the table.

Quatre: Which of you is Gohan?

Gohan: Its me.

Vegeta: Hey you just grabbed my ass!

Vegeta get up and blows Quatres head off with a ki blast and Gohan begins to cry. Vegeta then finishs his steak and Goku finally comes out of the bathroom.

Goku: What the hell happened out here?

Vegeta: I just killed that sorry ass pussy Shoney Bear.

Vegeta: Lets leave this place is boring now.

The gang leaves. Goku and Gohan get home right after ChiChi got from here job at Pewter City. Vegeta and unfortuatly get home to find thier house burned to the ground with Trunks and Bra outside crying.

Vegeta: What happened!

Trunks: Some guy with a pokemon came by and kicked our ass's. Then he burned the house down. He said not to fuck with a pokemon master.

to be continued ........ maybe if I feel like it.