Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta's Tail ❯ Visiting ( Chapter 11 )

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Chapter 11

Mrs. Briefs came running into Bulma's house. She could hear Bulma's cries for help. The whole of West city could hear her cries.

"VEGETA! ARRRGGHH!! FUCK!! HELP SOMEONE!! I'M GONNA SHAVE YOUR HEAD VEGETA!"

"Is there a problem dear?" Mrs. Briefs asked as she peered into their bedroom. "Oh my!"

Bulma was wrapped in the bedsheets and hanging from the ceiling.

"Aren't you and Vegeta the kinky pair." Mrs. Briefs gasped.

"MOTHER GET ME DOWN!" Bulma screamed.

"There's no need to shout." Mrs. Briefs scolded. "It's not my fault you have such an active sex life."

"Mother!" Bulma hissed. "I woke up like this. That sneeky bastard did this to me."

"He's so sexy." Mrs. Briefs sighed.

"Mom concentrate." Bulma snapped. "Get my Dad to bring the Chemical X solvent."

"Chemical X?"

"Yes, and no it's not that stuff off that cartoon you love!" Mrs Briefs giggled and started making a whoosh noise, pretending to fly.

"MOM!"

"Sorry, I love that show." Mrs. Briefs said putting her hands down.

"Just get Dad to bring the solvent." Bulma sighed.

"Okay doaky, he's on Trunks duty just now." Mrs. Briefs ran out the room. Bulma remained swinging upside down.

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For the first time in days Bulma had slept in. She had awoken to being tied up in the sticky bedsheets and upside down. It took a large part of the morning to unglue her. Bulma swore cursed and bad mouthed Vegeta the whole time. He remained in the gravity room training.

Bulma took the excuse to have a day off. She wasn't going to the office or her lab. She was going to get away from Capsule Corps and Vegeta completely. The only place she could go was Chi Chi's or Kame's house. She decided on Chi Chi first. It was a good opportunity to tell her of her marriage and see how she was coping without Goku. She also had a couple of wedding videos to pass on to her friends. Bulma tried not to think how her only social life outside Capsule Corps was perverts and a demented housewife.

"We'll go see Gohan and Chi Chi, eh?" She asked her baby. Trunks smiled and continued with his baby babble.

"Bulma are you sure you want to leave the lab?" Her father asked. "You have a few things to organise before you leave for Namek."

"Look Dad." Bulma said in a don't mess with me voice. "I have been hanging upside down the whole morning. I'm finally free and you want me to go into that stuffy lab? I don't think so. I'm going to visit my friends before I leave."

"It was just a suggestion." Dr. Briefs said glumly. Bulma didn't answer him and flew away in her small plane. Bulma sped her plane along towards the mountains. Trunks laughed and clapped his hands. He loved flying in his Mom's plane. The fields and hills whoosed past the window. It didn't take long to reach Chi Chi's house. Bulma felt a small feeling of grief sweep over her. Goku wasn't coming back this time. He was off on another adventure in heaven. Most likely fighting and finding new skills. She slowed down to a descent. Chi Chi was outside hanging out the washing.

"Bulma hi!" Chi Chi said smiling.

"Hi Chi Chi!" Bulma called. "I brought a little visitor!" She took out Trunks from his seat.

"He's so adorable!" Chi Chi cried. "I'm so happy you've settled down!" She took the lavender haired baby from her arms and started cuddling him. Bulma faked a smile. She didn't want to comment on Chi Chi's obsession with a perfect family life. It was then she noticed her friend's stomach.

"Um, Chi?' Bulma said. "Are you pregnant?" Chi Chi blushed and strained a smile. It was obvious to Bulma she was trying not to cry.

"It's what Goku left me!"

"Oh I see." Bulma whispered. "Does Gohan know?"

"He doesn't, but I think that green man does." Chi Chi sniffed.

"Picollo's still here?" Bulma said.

"He hangs around but he doesn't visit as often." Chi Chi explained. "I've been making Gohan study hard so he can into high school."

"Well I've got some news." Bulma said changing the subject before her friend burst into tears.

"You've got a tail, I know." Chi Chi said.

"No, I'm married." Bulma smiled as she saw Chi Chi face fault.

"I thought you broke up with Yamcha and Vegeta was an uncaring pig?!"

"No, Vegeta's an uncaring pig that actually wanted to marry me." She said while grabbed Trunks off Chi Chi before she went into full meltdown

"VEGETA!" Chi Chi screamed. "ARE YOU NUTS!" Bulma winced at the high pitched voice.. Gohan came out of the house blinking in the sunlight.

"Hi Bulma." He said. "What's this about Vegeta?"

"I married him." Bulma answered.

"Wow, cool." He said smiling. "I thought he was just ignoring you."

"He does care." Bulma sniffed. "He just doesn't show it, especially when he's in a battle."

"He does care about Trunks." Gohan said. "He went berserk when future Trunks died by the hands of Cell."

"That's not the point." Chi Chi snarled. "He's a cold blooded murderer."

"I forgave him." Bulma said. simply.

"Do you have any idea how many people died at his hands?" Chi Chi yelled. "He's just using you as his breeding machine! To build an army of Saiyans!"

"I think you're hormones are speaking now." Bulma said quietly.

"I am in full control!" Chi Chi squeaked. She then began bursting into tears. "It's just so hard."

Bulma quickly rushed to the womans aid and began patting her back.

"Mom's been like this ever since I came back." Gohan explained.

"I think it's been tough on her."Bulma said. "I mean she is pregnant."

"I'm gonna have a little brother or sister?" Gohan gasped.

"Bulma, Gohan doesn't need to know." Chi Chi whined.

"Yes he does Chi." Bulma said. "He can help take care of you. He's grown so much during the battle with Cell."

"It's going to be all right Mom." Gohan said grabbing her arm. "I'll keep studying and get into high school and I'll make you proud."

"Why couldn't your father be like that!" Chi Chi cried another burst of tears breaking through. Bulma sighed and selfishly wished she was back at Capsule Corps. All the angst and emotional outbursts was hard to deal with. Especially when she wasn't the center of attention. Perhaps the perverts at Kame's house first would have been better.

"Lets get you inside for a cup of tea." Bulma said yanking Chi Chi's other arm. "It'll make you feel better."

"I don't want to feel better I want my Goku!" Chi Chi wailed. It took a whole hour before Chi Chi calmed down. Finally she agreed to let Gohan help, but only if he kept studying. Bulma promised to help out financially if she really needed it. Chi Chi being stubborn refused until Gohan accepted the offer for her.

"So this is our wedding video." Bulma said changing the subject from the more depressing kind.

"Goku and our wedding video's broken, I played it too much." Chi Chi sniffed. "We were so happy."

"Gee, Bulma that sounds great." Gohan said ignoring his mom. "It was a shame we didn't get to go."

"Vegeta didn't want a fuss." Bulma explained going red. "I did want you all to be there."

"It's okay." Gohan said.

"I would have objected." Chi Chi said coldly.

"So I've got to get to Kame's house and give them their copy." Bulma said getting up. Chi Chi was starting to look like she was ready to shout again.

"Okay Bulma." Gohan said leading her to the door. "It's been nice seeing you and Trunks."

Trunks smiled at the mention of his names. "Bye bye!" He giggled.

"Look Gohan it's Trunks birthday in the next couple of days, you and your mother are quite welcome to come to the party. It'll begin at 12. Me and Vegeta are leaving straight away for our honeymoon."

"Vegeta is going on a honeymoon?" Gohan gasped. "Can Mr. Picollo come, he's kinda lonely without Goku to fight with."

"Sure, he can even spar with Vegeta if he wants." Bulma said smiling.

"That'll be great!" Gohan said.

"See you in a couple of days then!" Bulma waved goodbye and got back into her plane. She sighed leaning against the dashboard. "Thank Dende that's all over." She said to Trunks.

"Whoosh!" Trunks said making driving gestures.

"Okay lets fly." Bulma laughed as her plane blasted off. "Next stop Kame island." The plane whisked away from the mountains and went near the sea. Bulma kept it close to the sea, crashing up waves as she went.

She slowed down and made a hover landing on Kame island. Master Roshi, Turtle and Oolong were on the beach sunbathing.

"Hey sweet thing!" Roshi called out.

"Can it Roshi!" Bulma yelled. "I'm a married woman now!"

"Oh sorry to hear that." Roshi moaned as if she'd told him she'd died. Krillin and Yamcha came out of the house.

"You're married?" Yamcha exclaimed. "What did you do drug Vegeta?"

Bulma blushed and tried not to comment on the last part. "It was his own free will and I've got the video as evidence!"

"No way!" Krillin said.

"Yup, I'm a happily married woman." Bulma said.

"Where's the ring?" Yamcha said examining her hand.

"We married under Saiyan custom." Bulma said glaring at Yamcha and snatching her hand back out of his grasp. "So anyway I came here to invite you all to my boy's first birthday."

"Mondo cool Bulma." Krillin said. "Um, is it alright if I bring someone?" He was blushing and scratching the back of his head. It was a sign that this 'someone' was a girl.

"Yeah sure Krillin." Bulma said laughing. "Though I don't want to know what kinda girl you can get by saying mondo all the time. What the hell does mondo mean anyway?"

"I didn't say it was a girl." Krillin protested getting redder.

"Krillin you sly dog!" Yamcha laughed slapping his friend on the back. "You've been off dating all those times you went missing."

"She isn't like Marron?" Bulma said coldly.

"Quite the opposite." Krillin said.

"Has she got big gajungas?" Master Roshi asked while making boob groping actions with his hands.

"I don't think she'd like you doing that." Krillin said.

"So she's got a brain!" Bulma said still remembering Marron.

"I don't even know if she'll want to go." Krillin said. "She's a bit anti-social."

"That's okay Picollo and Vegeta are going to be there." Bulma said. "She'll fit right in."

"Well okay I'll ask her." Krillin said still blushing.

"So who's going to get me a soda?" Bulma said.

"Sorry Bulma." Oolong said. "You're married now you can get your own."

"What!" Bulma yelled. "You lazy good for nothing bastards!" She was instantly greeted by five cans of soda. "Oh boys." She giggled. "I only need one." *Glad to see you've still got it.* Bulma thought. "It's not for a couple of days, so you've got plenty of time to get him presents." Bulma said.

"Aw, c'mon Bulma." Krillin whined. "Do we have to?"

"Anymore and I'll demand wedding presents as well." Bulma snapped.

"Right so what does whittle Trunks want!" Yamcha said to the half Saiyan baby.

"Now I want you all to be at Capsule Corps by 12." Bulma explained. "Trunks is going to have the best birthday party and I want all my friends to be there."

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Author's Note: Wow, Chi Chi was mondo hormonal! Chi Chi and Gohan are not my fav characters so I apologise if I made them seem a bit OOC. Mmmm and I wonder, who is Krillin bringing to the party?

Chibi Vegeta: "You're insulting the reviewers intelligence."

Mz D: "I was being sarcastic."

Chibi Vegeta: "I couldn't tell." *snorts*

Mz D: "Okay how about this... (Sarcastic voice.) Mmmm I wonder, who Krillin is bringing to the party?"

Chibi Vegeta: "Nope still don't like it."

Mz D: "Any more and I'll punish you!" *Sailor Moon pose.*

Chibi Vegeta: "I'd like to see you try!"

Mz D: "Okay I warned you, Author's powers HA!" *Shoots beam of light onto Chibi Vegeta.*

Chibi Vegeta: "Ahh!" *Light dissappears and Vegeta is left in Bubbles outfit.* "What the fuck?"

Mz D: "Onna-tay-chan wanted you dressed up as Bubbles I couldn't resist." *Falls about laughing*

Chibi Vegeta: "I am not going to back to this powerpuff rubbish."

Mz D: "Oh so cute! Especially with those bunches."

Chibi Vegeta: "I am macho cute, not girly cute!"

*Chibi Goku instant transmits in.*

Chibi Goku: "Hey Mz D, who's your cute chibi girl friend?" *Checks out Chibi Vegeta.*

Chibi Vegeta: "You moron!"

Chibi Goku: "Wow, you're a fiery one!" *Wiggles eyebrows.*

Chibi Vegeta: "Stop that!" *Smacks Goku's face.* "You're making me sick."

Chibi Goku: "You sure know all the lines." *Big cheezy grin.*

Mz D: "That's it I'm calling Chibi Chi Chi." *Picks up phone.*

Chibi Goku: "You wanna go out sometime?"

Chibi Vegeta: "You wanna be beaten unconscious sometime?"

Chibi Goku: "Just tell me what name the heavens decided to grace you."

Chibi Vegeta: "I'll grace you my fist in a second!"

Chibi Goku: "I like your blue dress, it's very ..um.. blue."

Chibi Vegeta: "I could give you a black and blue face to match it!"

Chibi Goku: "It would be a pleasure to be touched by you."

Mz D: "Uggh I'm gonna be sick now."

*Chibi Chi Chi storms in.*

Chibi Chi Chi: "GOKU!!" *Chibi Goku and Chibi Vegeta turn in horror.*

Chibi Goku: "Hi Chi Chi, I was just talking to this lovely girl."

Chibi Chi Chi: "You mean that bitch faced floozy?!"

Chibi Vegeta: "HEY I'M NOT A BITCH FACED FLOOZY, YOU ARE!!"

Chibi Chi Chi: "YOU BITCH!"

Chibi Vegeta: "YOU SKANKY HOE!"

Chibi Goku: "Girls there's no need to fight over me!"

Both Chibi Vegeta & Chi Chi: "SHUT UP!"

Chibi Vegeta: "Look I'm really Vegeta Prince of all Chibi Saiyans. If you want to get mad get Goku." *Pulls out bunches.*

Chibi Chi Chi: "Goku is not allowed to go out with Vegeta! He's not GAY!!" *Powers up to Rambo Chi Chi.*

Chibi Goku: "Vegeta you tricked me! I feel so used!."

Chibi Vegeta: "Shut up and run!" *The two boy chibi's start running.*

Chibi Chi Chi: "YOU COME BACK HERE GOKU!! I HAVE TO CURE YOU OF YOUR GAYNESS!!!" *Fires rocket launcher at them.*

Chibi Goku: "I don' wanna!" *Dodges rocket.* "I'm not gay!"

Chibi Chi Chi: "HI-YAAA!!!" *Chucks frying pans like frizbees. *

Chibi Goku: "Ugghh!" *Frying pan connects with head.*

Chibi Vegeta: "Ha, ha, Goku's unconscious!" *Frying pan hits his head.* "Ow!"

Chibi Chi Chi: "DO NOT MESS WITH CHI CHI!!" *Red Ki aura flares around her.*

Mz D: "Wow, Chibi Chi Chi, are you going to take Chibi Goku away now for corrective training?"

Chibi Chi Chi: "Oh.. yeah, C'mon Goku." *Picks up Chibi Goku and leaves.*

Mz D: *Breaths a sigh of relief.* "Now that is one scary Chibi!"

Chibi Vegta: "Don't...invite her again!" *Gasping and clutching his sore head.* "EVER!"

Mz D: "Noted, here have a cookie for your troubles."

Chibi Vegeta: "Yum!" *Forgets sore head.*

Mz D: "So next chapter I'll finally get them blasting off to Namek."

Reviewers: "FINALLY!"

Mz D: "Heh, heh, no more distractions I promise!"