Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Veggie's bad day ❯ Veggie's bad day ( Chapter 1 )

Veggie's day started like any other. Except for the fact the his beloved wife, Bulma had just got back from her "vacation". Veggie woke up, and beside him, Bulma was just waking upÉ

Veggie: good morning, Bulma.

Bulma: *half asleep* morning, GokuÉ oh! I mean Vegeta! Honey! ^_^;;

Veggie: oh, for god sake! *jumps out of bed, puts his clothes on and storms out of the room*

Bulma: I need another vacation.

A little laterÉ

Veggie: *walking down the street* OOH the things I'm gonna do to Goku when I get my hands on him!! Hey! *See's a 50 dollar bill lying on the side walk.* I guess this wasn't such a bad day after all! I'm going to get me a hair cut!

After he got to the VERY EXPENSIVE hair dresser.

Veggie: *sits himself down in a VERY EXPENSIVE chair where he's going to get his VERY EXPENSIVE hair cut* hi. just cut a bit off the back and trim a few split ends.

Hair dresser: ok, that will be 30 dollars.

Veggie: *hands the hair dresser his 50 dollar bill*

Hair dresser: *looks at the 50*É.. just a minute, I'll be right back. *walks into the "staff only" room.* Pierre, we've got another case on our hands.

Pierre the French guy that owns the salon: __In a French accent__ I will call le police, you distract 'im.

Hair dresser: *walks out of the staff room*

Veggie: where's my change?

Hair dresser: oh, umÉI just talked to the manager, and he said that it would cost you 50, instead, is that ok?

Veggie: awÉ yeah, sure. But this BETTER be a good cutÉ heyÉ! Why are you tying me down?

Hair dresser: erÉ that's just to make sure you don't move your head and I accidentally cut your ear off.

Veggie: NOOO! Not my gorgeous ears!

The police arriveÉ

Hair dresser: that's him, officer!

Cop: take him away, boys.

Veggie: cool! The police! Did somebody like, steal a pair of scissors of somethiÉ hey!!! What are you doing??? I'm innocent! INNOCENT!

Cop: tell that to the judge.

At the police stationÉ

Other cop: where did you get the money to pay for your hair cut?

Veggie: I found it on the side walk.

Cop: so, that's your story, eh?

Veggie: it's true!

Other cop: in what part of town?

Veggie: I found it on Fruity street.

Cop: yeah, right. Barney, throw him in one of these cells.

Veggie: how long am I gonna be here?

Cop: just until you can prove you're innocent. Unless some one bails you out.

LaterÉ

Cop: ok, Vegeta, you get one phone call.

Veggie: *phones Bulma*

At Bulma'sÉ

RING RING RING RING

Bulma: *picks up the phone* hello?

Veggie: hi Bulma, it's me. I need you to bail me out of prison.

Bulma: Vegeta, were you scaring children again?

Veggie: no! I found a 50 dollar bill on the side walk, so I went to get a hair cut. But the 50 wasn't actually real, so they sent me to jail.

Bulma: actually, um, no. I can't

Vegeta: why the hell not???

Bulma: É I'm just a little busy right now.

Veggie: GOKU!!!!!

Goku: what?

Veggie: he's over there??

Bulma: umÉ wellÉ

Veggie: can I just talk to Trunks, then?

Bulma: yeah, just I sec. Trunks! Your idiot father wants to talk to you!

Trunks: Hi dad! What's up?

Veggie: Trunks, how much money do you have in your piggy bank?

Trunks: 28 dollars and 50 cents. why do you ask?

Veggie: I need you to bail me out of jail.

Trunks: no way! I'm saving up for a tattoo!

Veggie: now, Trunks, you know what I said about tattoos and body piercings

Trunks: umÉ make mom pay for them?

Veggie: damn right. There's some money hidden under the loose floor board in the living room.

Trunks: sure thing, pops.

Veggie: when you've got the money, come to the police station and bail me out. AndÉ don't call me pops.

Trunks: sure thingÉ! ErÉ dad.

Trunks arrives at the police station...

Trunks: Hi dad!

Veggie: do you have the money?

Trunks: ermÉ well, kinda? MaybeÉ noÉ

Veggie: where's the money?!?!

Trunks: ehehehehehehÉ

Veggie: you didn't get the money???

Trunks: mom said that it was for my collage education!

Veggie: Trunks, just go knock out all those cops for me, ok?

Trunks: oh, all right thenÉ DIE! *knocks out all the cops*

Veggie: right, now get the key to my cell.

Trunk: *tries to find the key* I can't find it, dad!

Veggie: oh, the heck with it! *flies through the ceiling*

Trunks: hey, wait for me, dad! *follows Veggie*

When they got quite high in to the air, they decided that it was time to go home and rest.

Trunks: umÉ dad?

Veggie: what is it?

Trunks: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!

Veggie: *turns round* AAAH! plane!!! *gets bumped by the plane* OOWW! I guess I better rest here for a while. *Rests on the wing of the plane*

Trunks: *sits down next to Veggie* do you want to go home now?

Veggie: yes, we shall go homeÉ yesÉ MWAHAHAHA!

Trunk: dad! Look behind you!!!

Veggie: *turns round* whatÉ?!

Trunks: Monkeys always loo-ook! BAHAHAHA!

Veggie: shut up, brat!

When they got homeÉ

Veggie: *opens the front door* GOKU! Hey, where's goku?

Bulma: Goku's not here, sweetie. I'm not having an affair with him! I would never do that to you.

Veggie: awÉ cupcake. But why was he over here when I called you?

Bulma: umÉ he was just fixing the sink.

Goku: *walks out of the bathroom* hi guys!

Veggie: HEY! That's my towel you're wearing? And isn't that my toothbrush? AndÉ *smells Goku's armpit* YOU USED MY HOME MADE DEODORANT?!?!

Goku: this is home made? Wow, wondered where you bought it from. Do you think you whip some up for me?

Veggie: NO! get out of my house or suffer the consciences!

Goku: consciences, eh?

Veggie: c'mon! let's fight!

So, they get into a fight, Veggie losesÉ

Veggie: RRRRR! *gets out of the house and starts walking down the street* this day just can't get any worse.

It starts raining.

Veggie: *sigh*

A car zooms by and splashes him with muddy water.

Veggie: oh, great! Now my best shirt is ruined! I better find some shelter.

While Veggie was walking through the BAD part of town, he cam across some gangsters that were up to no good.

Gangster: *takes a gun out of his trench coat*

Veggie: ooh! I'm scared! That gun could kill me! Hahahahahaha! *tries to use his big band attack* hey, why can't I use my powers?

Gangsters: *laughing*

Gangster: *points the gun at Veggie*

Veggie: uh ohÉ. AAAAAÉ *wakes up* it was all a dream! Bulma's not having an affair, the cops aren't after me andÉ *uses his big bang attack* phew! I still have my powers!

Bulma wakes up

Veggie: morning Bulma J

Bulma: *half asleep* morning, GokuÉ oh! I mean Vegeta! Honey! ^_^;;

Veggie: *looks at the camera* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!