Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Veggie Tales ❯ Vegeta, Crossdressing? ( Chapter 1 )

Flinxs: HI! I'm new here on FF.net. Yep yep yep.

~You hear gagging. From her closet. She kicks it and mutters something about Cell~

Flinxs: With my servant, CELL!

~Cell walks out of the closet in. Ummm Cell cloths! ~

Flinxs: And we will be telling the story of how it's like to live with Vegeta! For the past week Cell has taped Vegeta, sleeping, eating, running out into the busy street and getting me my Icees. This is like J^&%@$$ The Movie, only with Vegeta as our dummy. VEGETA FANS I'M SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, I'M A VEGETA FAN TOO!!!!SWEAR ON CELLS LITTLE HEART!

~She holds up an X-ray and it shows Cells little heart~

Flinxs: Isn't it cute?

Audience: o__0? X __X

~Crickets chirp Tumble weeds roll by~

Flinxs: Err? Anyways. DISCLAMER PLEASE…. CELL!!

Cell: DISCLAMER: She doesn't own Dragonball Z if she did I don't know what she would do!

Flinxs: Thank you Cell. Now will you get me some Eggnog?

Cell: …ok.

~Cell leaves. Comes back with Eggnog~

Flinxs: Now for our first tape!

~Cell pushes a T.V. over and puts a tape in. a big screen behind it turns on. It shows Vegeta sleeping. Flinxs is walking out of the master bedroom with women's shaving cream a feather with some makeup. Cell is following with a dress in his hands. Flinxs starts putting the shaving cream on Vegeta's legs and lets a drunken guy in the house to shave Vegeta's legs. The drunk has red hair, wearing a blue suit and is smoking. Cell smirks and gets Vegeta into the dress and some how gets his armor and body suit off. Flinxs steps up as Cell is dragging the drunk out of the house. Cell walks over and looks at Flinxs putting makeup on Vegeta. Once she done Vegeta starts to wake up. He runs his hand over his face smearing the makeup. Flinxs and Cell snicker and start cooking Gohan (it's Rice in Japanese). Vegeta walks into the kitchen looks at them. ~

Flinxs: Oh hi Veggie, bout time you woke up. Cell and I need some Sushi sooo will you go to the store and get some?

Vegeta: Yea sure. How much?

Flinxs: About ten pounds!

Vegeta: Sure!

~Flinxs hands Vegeta some money. Vegeta takes the money and walks out of the house. Cell and Flinxs turn the fire on low, get a camera and follow Vegeta from the air. As he was banded from flying. The two land in front of the store and follow Vegeta inside where he gets stares from tons of people. As he walks past them the people fall on the floor laughing and wetting their pants. Cell and Flinxs are following him till he looks behind him and both hide behind a stack of pampers. Vegeta shacks his head and keeps walking till he gets to the Seafood aisle. From there he gets the Sushi and pays for it and leaves the store. Cell and Flinxs on his tail. Vegeta starts to walk home and Cell and Flinxs begin to freak out. Cell looks at the Neko-jin, picks her up and flies to her house; lands and both run in and make it look like they where both sitting there the whole time cooking and watching T.V. Vegeta walks in and hands the Sushi to Flinxs and walks into the bathroom. Cell and Flinxs look at each other and start laughing. From the bathroom you can hear Vegeta screaming, he opened the door and Super Sayain 2 mode and started chasing the two around the town. Cell and Flinxs head into the sun set with Vegeta running after them!

Vegeta: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!

~The screens turn to static. The light turn on and we see Cell and Flinxs sitting like English people in a library with pipes that have bubbles coming out of them. Both look up from their Manga Volumes of Dragonball Z ~

Flinxs: That they're my good fellows was "Vegeta's Day Out!"

Cell: It was a Smashing Good hit! In the DBZ Theaters it was Number One! Selling over ten tickets!

Flinxs: Stay tuned for our Next Video! Veggie Tales- The Real Adventures!

~ The Japanese Theme song for Dragonball Z plays. Cell and Flinxs are dancing and Vegeta runs on in a dress. Cell and Flinxs smile and ran off. While the songs still playing they run back and forth about ten times till Vegeta blows the set up. ~