Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Was It Faith? ❯ Why Does Kami Hate Me So? ( Chapter 7 )

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Hello, I'm ready to put out the next chapter! In this chapter, Vegeta and the gang have a little reunion AND something interesting happens that makes Vegeta's comeback crash to the ground. PLZ REVIEW!! As always, enjoy!

Why Does Kami Hate Me So?

Bulma's eyes were as big as saucers. She was completely speechless; it's amazing that she was even still breathing! "Well, this is a change. For one, you actually have nothing to say," Vegeta smirked.

"…OH KAMI!!! Is that you, Vegeta?! I thought you were dead!" Shoot, after 10 years, who wouldn't start to face facts?! "Thank you. It's nice knowing you had confidence in me the entire time," Vegeta said with much sarcasm in his voice.

"No, I didn't mean- What I meant- I never- Vegeta, ahhhhhh!!!" She wrapped her arms around him for a tight hug. "Awe," Goku said. "Shut up, Kakkarot!" "Still as rude as ever, I see, Vegeta," Then again, Chi Chi didn't really expect much more.

She could remember when they met. Her and Goku were sitting by a little pond, flirting and minding their own business, while Vegeta was getting Bulma and himself into trouble.

They were running from a huge dinosaur (Now everybody knows that in Dragon Ball Z, they have dinosaurs wondering around so don't ask me what I'm talking about) that was chasing after them because Vegeta kept throwing rocks at it and it finally spotted out who was doing it.

As they were flying by Goku and Chi Chi, Vegeta accidentally bumped into to Chi Chi, making her fall into the pond. It wouldn't have been so bad if the pond weren't so nasty and infested with every disease known to man.

Well, Chi Chi ran after Vegeta, who was getting chased by the dinosaur, who was now by Bulma and Goku, who also saw the dino coming. After a lot of running and hiding, it finally left them alone but Chi Chi wasn't through with Vegeta.

When Chi Chi confronted him about it, he told her it wasn't his problem and to get away from him because she smelled. Well, Chi Chi started screaming and hollering and everything else.

It wasn't exactly a nice first meeting. "Woman, you can get off of me now," Bulma looked up at him and frowned. "What? Now, I'm woman! You know, my name is just fine!"

"Uh oh, here we go," Goku covered his ears. "I'm a Prince, I'll call you whatever I please!" "You are so sexist! You called me girl all the time like it was some horrible thing to be one, and NOW you're calling me woman! You- ugh, wait a minute. Just forget I said anything," Bulma really didn't feel like fight a loosing battle just then.

"Oh, it's so good to have you back Veggie-chan!" Mrs. Briefs squealed as she gave him a kiss. Vegeta wiped it off with speed. He hated it when she kissed him. "I can't believe you're back," Bulma was really having some mixed emotions.

"But 10 years! What took you so long, d*mnit?!" "Well, you try beating somebody with 100 times your strength, like me for instance," he loved gloating about how powerful he was.

"Spare me!" Chi Chi snorted. "Kakkarot, I suggest you get your mate before I `accidentally' kill her," Vegeta threatened. "Oh yeah, tough guy!?" Chi Chi stood up, knocking her chair over.

"Yeah, wench!" he also stood up. "Why, I'll kill you!" Chi Chi reached for his neck but Goku wouldn't let her get to him. "Let go of me right now, Goku!" "Let her go, Kakkarot; let her die if that's what she really wants!"

Chi Chi looked at Bulma. "Bulma, are you going to let him talk to me like that?!?" "Yeah yeah, whatever chi chi," Bulma waved Chi Chi off. "I can't believe you're really back," Bulma was in a lot of shock. This was the handsome young boy she waited 10 years for and now he was here.

"Bulma!" Chi Chi yelled. "What? Oh, stop messing with Chi Chi Vegeta and sit down," she commanded. Vegeta didn't really want to, but he didn't want to make his comeback a nightmare either, so he obliged.

"See, he's stop Chi, now sit down please?" Goku asked, sitting himself back down. "Grr! Fine!" Chi Chi picked her chair up and slammed it on it's legs, and slumped down into the chair, frowning.

"Oh my goodness! I forgot Vegeta's going to have to stay here! I'll have someone make your room up for you dear and I'll go see if the food's ready. Be right back, Veggie!" Bunny pranced on into the house.

`What a dunce!' Vegeta thought. His eyes made their way back to Bulma, who was staring him down. "Is there something you find interesting about me?" he thinks he's so perfect (And he is!).

"Your scare on your chest is almost gone. You know, the one you got while we were jumping off that cliff to get away from that rhino; it's hardly noticeable," Man, I tell you! Bulma wasn't missing anything!

"Yeah, I know. That scare on your arm is fading too. You know, the one you got when we were riding those things you all call horses while getting chased by some bandits who we stole the horses from when we flew to Texas."

"You guys flew to America?" Chi Chi couldn't believe some of the things they did. "Yeah, Chi. One time, we were swimming in the ocean and got chased by this huge shark! It was scary but really fun! Yeah, those were the good days," Bulma sighed.

"I can't believe you got you two in so much trouble," Goku said to Vegeta. Vegeta shrugged. "So what if we climbed the Grand Canyon and placed mats on it while we climbed so we could slid all the way down?"

"Oh my Kami," Chi Chi slapped her forehead. Bulma laughed, "Yeah! And remember the first time you got us in trouble. You know, when you rammed us out of a huge glass window on the 5th floor of Satan City's mall? That was great!"

"You two did that?! I should have known!" Chi Chi rolled her eyes in amusement. "I swear you two have lost it!" "Yeah, oh well. Oh, I missed you Veggie!" Bulma started hugging him again.

"I told you to get off of me," he said. "Make me," Vegeta raised his hands to push her off, but couldn't bring himself to do it. "Kakkarot, get her off me," "Sorry, Vegeta. No can do."

"Just forget about it," Vegeta knew she wasn't about to let go of him. "So how did you beat him, Vegeta?" Bulma asked. "That's my secret," he wasn't about to tell. "Oh, come on! Were best friends! Please?" She looked at him with those baby blue eyes he loved so much.

Vegeta let out a deep, frustrated sigh. `Did she really have to give me that look?' "Fine, fine! I turned super saiyan and kicked his a**! Happy?" "Super Saiyan?" Goku asked.

"Yes, Super Saiyan. It a transformation that saiyans can go to when they get to a certain level. Your hair turns gold and your eyes turn a teal looking color," "Oh, super saiyan! I did that last week!"

"Really? Well, I beat you anyhow, so it doesn't matter to me. I turned super saiyan about a month ago," Vegeta sounded like a 5 year old who was bragging about something.

"Awe man!" Suddenly (dun dun!), a mustang pulled up into the driveway. Out came Yamcha. "Hey Bu-" Yamcha spotted the little scene of Bulma having her arms around Vegeta and the two talking while Bulma dreamily looked at Vegeta and Vegeta checked her out.

At the time, Bulma and Vegeta didn't notice this because they were too wrapped up in their own little conversation about why it took him a month to beat Frieza and come back to Earth.

Goku and Chi Chi spotted him though. "Um, Bulma?" Chi Chi tapped her on the shoulder. "Hold on Chi Chi. So you were across the galaxy when you beat Frieza?" she kept talking.

Yamcha was walking up to them, looking pretty pissed. "Uh, Bulma, you have company," Goku said. "Tell them to wait! So you beat Frieza, spent a week packing, and then left?" she asked. She was paying no attention to anything else except Vegeta.

Yamcha stood in front of them. "Hello Bulma," he crossed his arms. "Oh, hi Yamcha. So anyway, Vegeta, why did you-" Bulma stopped. Her eyes slowly shifted to the mad Yamcha standing before her.

"Oh, hi Yamcha! He he," he didn't say anything. She traced his eyes to see where he was looking at and noticed she still had her arms around Vegeta. She quickly let go of him.

"Um…you know Vegeta, don't you? Yeah, you know it's been about 10 years since I've seen him," she tried giving a reason for her embracing Vegeta. "That's nice," Yamcha was as jealous as ever. "Yes, I know Vegeta, `sweetheart'" he hinted the fact that they were going together.

Vegeta knew Bulma really didn't want to be with Yamcha, so since he was such a `good friend', decided to make good use of Yamcha's time at Capsule Corps. "Hello, human, long time no see. Me and the woman here were just having a little reunion," Vegeta wrapped his arm around Bulma's waist.

She gasped at his boldness; either that or she was just getting hot. "Um…Vegeta?" she was looking straight at his wondering hand. "Oh really? That's nice" Yamcha said through clenched teeth.

He hated Vegeta with a passion. "Yes, indeed. Isn't that right, Bulma-chan?" he pulled her closer. "Ye-yeah," Chi Chi and Goku watched this. They had a hard time holding back their laughter. "Let's go into the house, Goku," they left with Gohan in went inside, where they busted out laughing.

"So, if you don't mind, `Yamcha', we will continue with our discussion," Vegeta pulled Bulma into his lap, putting his hand on her thigh and rubbing it up and down. Bulma couldn't believe what he was doing, and in front of her boyfriend too!

"You know, `Vegeta', I'd appreciate it if you would stop doing things like that to my girlfriend," Yamcha growled. "Things like what? You mean like this," Vegeta kissed her on the lips.

`Oh Kami, I'm going to faint!' Bulma thought. "Or more like this," he started nibbling on her earlobe, and down to her cheek and cheek bone. Bulma telling herself to get away from him but she couldn't help herself.

"Or maybe more like this," he kissed down her neck. This sent a chill down Bulma's spine. She shivered in delight. `You know, I never really like Yamcha anyway. He's way too obsessed with me and seems kind of crazy. He really scares me sometimes,' she thought.

Vegeta wasn't exactly having a bad time himself. He got to make Yamcha mad, and make out with the woman of his dreams at the same time; not too bad! Yamcha, on the other hand, was not having a good time at all.

`I can't believe that monkey! I'll show him!' "Get your hands off my girl!" Vegeta looked at him and snorted, "Make me," he started kissing her again. "Grr!!! I'll be back! You'll be sorry, Vegeta! And you too, Bulma!" Yamcha got in his car and left.

When Yamcha was out of site, Vegeta stopped kissing. "Hmpf! He ran crying like a baby!" Vegeta taunted. Bulma was speechless for a second. Then, she stood up and yelled "I can't believe you did that!"

"What? Like you didn't enjoy it," he smirked, as he stood up. "I-I didn't!" she lied. "I hop you know you're a horrible liar," he chuckled, walking into the house. "I am not! I mean, I wasn't lying!" she ran after him, yelling and hollering.

Whoa! Veggie was being a little naughty! Well, that's the end of the chapter! I don't know what happens next chapter so you all will get the preview when the next chapter is out. PLZ REVIEW!! Peace out!

Veggie-Trunks