Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ When You Try To Teach DBZ To Play Sports.... ❯ Ch 1 - Badminton ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimers: I OWN NOTHING!

A/N: Well! BWAHAAAAAA! Me being bored and all with my new and improved sugar thinger dinger and i've gone.. kinda crazy! ^_____^ [has a giggle fit] anyways.. when you teach certain saiyans and other people some sports something is bound to happen.. very funny things.. o.o; you have been warned.. i think.. co-written by my friend Ashley!

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Goku, Vegeta, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Gohan, Trunks, Goten, and Videl's Badminton Fun

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The door opened and a group of people were outlined from the lights as they entered the building.

"This paper said to be right here.. where is this person?

"ONNA!" shouted a voice in the darkened room, "WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Right behind you." replied a voice.

A girlish scream is heard

"Dad?"

"Mr. Vegeta?"

"Vegeta?"

"Veggie? Bwahahaaaa you scream like a freakin girl man!" came a loud booming voice.

Many other screams and the crazed laughter were heard as the lights came on.

"AHH MY EYES! I'VE BEEN BLINDED!" shouted Goku as he fell to the ground in pain before

realizing he could actullay see. He stood up, put a hand behind his head, and gave the Son smile.

Everyone fell anime style.

"MmmmMMMMM! OoooOOOOH GOHAN!" came a moan from a corner behind them.

Looking behind them the group found Gohan and Videl had taken advantage of the darkness and

had started making out.

"Mommy! Whats wrong with Videl? Is she gonna be ok? Why is her shirt off and what are those

bouncy things on her chest? What is that big bulge in Gohan's pants? Mommy? MOMMY! ACK!"

Goten asked before Chi-Chi covered his eyes.

Bulma did the same to Trunks who's eyes were as wide as they could be, but that didn't help. The kid would be thinking about it for months. The devilish smile on his face told her so.

Vegeta turned around and hmphed wishing that he had thought of that.

Goku just stood there wondering if he still had that oreo in his pocket.

"EWWWWWWW! DUDES!" came the voice again then a loud splash of water was heard.

Two equally girlie screams were heard as Videl and Gohan were showered with ice and I mean ICE cold water.

"AHEM!"

everyone except Gohan and Videl turned around to find a girl dressed like a lumberjack with the Toronto Maple Leaf's logo on the front, a beaver skin hat, and was armed with a weird looking broom, stood in the middle of the room surrounded by three courts.

"Welcome to my underground laaaaaaaair.. erp.. I mean my badminton room! I have decided to have a little playtime with my vic.. friends.. yes thats it friends!" the girl said

"Who the fuck are you?!" Vegeta demanded.

"Ashley, but ya can call me Ash if ya want Veggie boi!" the girl snickered

"I AM NOT VEGGIE! I AM VEGETA! PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS! I HATE IT WHEN CRAZED, INSANE, BORED AUTHORESSES CALL ME THAT!"

From out of no where a stampeding group of Vegeta crazed authoresses and fan girls come and beat VEGGIE up.

"Dude." Trunks and Goten said as they back away from the crazed Trunks and Goten girls.

Ashley wondered who set the crazed Veggie girls on Vegeta then got a good idea who, shoo'd away the other crazed girls telling them that they could get them later.

Bulma, Chi-Chi, Goku, Gohan, and Videl sweatdropped.

"Ok enough of that! Everyone take these and get on a court!" Ashley shouted as she threw them each a odd looking racquet thing and a bird.

"What are these? some kind of noodle drainers?" Goku asked. Ashey fell anime style.

"No dumbass! Thats a RACQUET and the little thingy is a BIRD or a SHUTTLECOCK!"

"Hehehe.. shuttlecock..." Trunks giggled as Goten remained clueless just like his daddy.

"I know how to play this!" Videl and Bulma said as they got on opposite sides of the court and started hitting the bird back and forth over the net.

Vegeta and Gohan stood there oogling their goodies as they moved and bounced to hit the bird before

being sprayed with iced water.

"Hentai..." Ashley mumbled.

After showing Gohan, Goku, Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi how to play they all a fun time...

until Vegeta decided to play his own way.

"Here Kakarott! Get this!" Vegeta said as he shot a ki blast over the net.

Goku ran to get it but the ball of energy went through the racquet and Goku ended up running into and through the wall.

Vegeta couldn't stop laughing, as everyone ran to see what had happened to Goku before the sound of water hitting the floor was heard.

Vegeta had pissed himself.

Everyone started laughing as Vegeta ran like a girl out of the room with everyone running after him.

**Someplace else**

"Oh kami! We're evil Dende!" said a drugged up looking girl dressed in similar fashion to Ashley except she had a Montreal Canadien logo on her shirt and was sucking on a sucker.

"Yes yes we are! Your evilier though Juu Juubes." replied a green dude who was stoned, very stoned.

"Man, making Vegeta piss his pants was fuckin funny! I know i'm evil!" replied Juu Juubes.

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a/n: O.o; well there's that.. odd but done.. next sport i'm gonna do.. o.o; what ever i decide!

Ashley: Did you sic all those fan girls on Vegeta?

yes.. i mean.. yes!

Ashley: **sics the nice men in whites suits on me**

AHHHH! [gets dragged away to the nice place with the white foam padded rubber walls]