Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ When You Try To Teach DBZ To Play Sports.... ❯ 'Bored' Games Part 1 ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimers: I OWN NOTHING!

A/N:

Canadien: Hido! ^_^ hehe! I thankayouz to the people who actually reviewed this both on fanfiction.net and mediaminer.org! ^_^ youz guyz kick butt [huggles them all and sticks duct tape on their backs]! Anyways I sent Canuck on a mission to find out how to play football, baseball, and basketball since i don't bother with them sports.. o.o; whaaaaaaat we're girls who do nothing but sit around and yell at the tv when DBZ or Red Green is on.

Canuck: Whaddayah mean we? Whoz the one that was singing a song about 'Vegeta being a softy, Goku being a freak, and Gohan being a fruit?" last nite at the top of their lungs? And I thought you liked Gohan...

Canadien: OH SHUSH UP! [beats Canuck with duct tape]

Canuck: [runs away]

Canadien: Ahem... since she's gone i'm gonna take a break from sports and bore my victims to death with board games.. namely games I found in Canuck's closet.. heheheheh..like Candy Land! BWAHAHAAHAAA!! being evil is so nifty.. [evil giggle] o.o;; anyways there are 2 parts to this so this is part 1!

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When Canuck's Away.. Canadien Is Gonna Play... BOARDGAMES! BWAHAHAHAAAA! [cough]

Today's Victims - Random Characters I Put In Against Their Will.

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"Another sick day, another boring day" sighed Canadien as she laid out her couch under a pile of blankets,

the evil flu had finally attacked her and she was forced to babysit her three year old cousin who was also

sick with the flu and none of the DBZ gang had been by to sit and be bored with her. They were a smart

bunch and knew not be around when Canadien or Canuck's evilness powers were sky high, and she was

pigging out on can after can of Alpha-Ghetti and also had a thing of Oreo cookies, Animal Crackers,

Arrowroot cookies, and a bottle of Coca Cola near by. There was nothing on TV and her cousin was

asleep on the big comfy recliner that Canadien loved. "I'm boooooooooooooredah!" Canadien

complained before she downed her third bottle of Coca Cola.

"If your bored then you can always do house work Jennie." Canadien's mom said. Canadien squeaked

and stayed put, if there was one thing more evil then school it was house work.

"Uhhh.. I'ma juss gonna sit here and watch the stuff I recorded offa that ANIME-nia thing."

"Whatever."

Canadien giggled as she started digging through her tape pile until she found the beloved anime tape

she had been looking for, by now her cousin had woken up and almost threw up on Canadien if she

didn't move in time.

"Ennie.. wat we wotchin?" Jake, Canadien's three yr cousin asked cutely as he climbed out of the chair.

"We're gonna watch Dragonball Z specials and Escaflowne and maybe my Gundam Wing: Endless

Waltz movie!" Canadien giggled senselessly as she popped in the first of the anime movies and jumped

back onto the couch for hours of pure enjoyment. Jake juss looked at Canadien like she was some

psycho, which she was sometimes when it came to marshmallows and fire. About a half hour into the

movie a nude butt scene popped up and sent Canadien into a giggle fit.

"Wenta.." Jake mumbled, but Canadien didn't pay attention or else she would have been proud that Jake

was actually learning something.

After about three hours of watchin some Dragonball Z Specials and about a box of Kleenex later Canadien

was bored, which is nothing new to her.. at least she was missing her stupid music class with the evil student

teacher, so she decided that if the gang wasn't gonna come over she was gonna make 'em come over and be

bored with her and Jake. Giggling Canadien reached into her pocket and pulled out a peice of duct tape, the

magikal peice of duct tape which grants her every wish.

**POP**POOF**BANG**

"ACK!"

"EEK"

"MOMMY!"

"OREO!"

"MY DEPENDS!"

"SUPAH!"

"DUCT TAPE!"

"Mweheheheeeee.."

A pile of people were now infront of Canadien who was grinning from ear to uh well ear! Slowly the pile of

people got up revealing themselves to Canadien who already knew who they were. One was Videl who was

topless and panting since she was possibly makin out with Gohan but I won't go into that, one was Goten

who's pants were pulled down and who's ass was red from the spaking he musta got from Chi-Chi, one was

Trunks who had a wet spot on his pants since he must have been on the potty, one was Goku who had

raided Canadien's secret oreo stash, one was obviously Vegeta who once again ruined his Depends, one was

a cat girl with blue hair who was Canadien's friend Jacquie, and the other was Terry, Canadien's slightly

older cousin.

Canadien grinned, this was gonna be fun.

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A/N:

Canadien: BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA! uhhh any suggestions for the 'bored' games? I got Candyland and i think Monopoly lined up but i need some more kiddie games cuz i'm torture them! bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa... also i'ma thinkin about letting chuu my nice nice reviewahs be in this ficcie ^.^; Baiyah! and pwease review.. i.. i'll give chuu a peice of duct tape if ya do!|^_^