Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ When You Try To Teach DBZ To Play Sports.... ❯ Fun Times At The Skating Rink ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I STILL DUN OWN A DAMN THING! ;-;

A/N: ^_^ Eeeheeee SonKikyo gave me the idea for this chapter! Thankies! bwahahaaaa!

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A Good Ol' Time At Ye Ol' Skatin Po.. Rink!

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Goku, Vegeta, Canadien, and Canuck stood outside a large building that had a huge statue of a figure skate on it, for Vegeta just looking at the statue made him think of the days where he was called 'King of the rink' back on Planet Vegeta and various other planets, boy did he ever love to skate. Goku didn't even know what the hell it was and thought that the two crazed teens took them to a bakery.

"Are we at a bakery or factory?" Goku asked before getting a smack from Vegeta.

"No dumbass, this is a skating rink!" Vegeta said as he ran over and hugged the statue making everyone else sweatdrop before going inside, leaving Vegeta to hugging the statue.

After putting on their skates and teaching Goku how to stand up in skates, they slowly made their way towards the ice making sure that Goku was still standing and that he wouldn't fall, but they fell anyways. After getting back up and onto the ice, keeping Goku steak was a hard job.

"Awww jeebus Goku! Your freakin heavy!" Canadien complained as she tried to haul Goku around the rink, "aww frig this! Go skate with 'Nuck." and with that Goku pouted and started skating over to Canuck, who was flirting one of the Zamboni drivers, but fell flat on his ass instead.

"WHAAAAAAA!" he yelled as he fell on his ass, causing the ice to crack around him, "oops.. guess I don't know my own strength!" he smiled sheepishly as Canadien helped him up.

After they fixed the cracks in the ice, Canadien, Canuck, and Goku, who finally caught on how to skate, all were having a good time, not giving a rats ass as to the whereabouts of Vegeta until...

"CAN I HAVE YOU ATTENTION PLEASE?" came a loud booming voice.

"Hey! I thought I controlled the loud booming voices.." Canadien said as she started pouting.

"Quiet onna and let me talk!" came the voice who the reconize as Vegeta's, "ahem.. PLEASE GIVE IT UP TO THE UNIVERSE'S BEST SKATER, ME, PRINCE VEGETA OF PLANET VEGETA!"

**crickets chirp**

**coughing**

**skating resumes**

Vegeta acted as if he hadn't hear the crickes and such and went out on the ice dressed in a baby blue spandex out fit that left NOTHING to the imagination, causing all the girls in the arena to drool or faint. Giving a smile, Vegeta skated gracefully out onto the ice and wowed everyone with a move that no one knew even exist, no one noticed Goku's attempt to do a move of his own and he ended up falling on his ass.

"Wow sexy, you sure can skate well." said one of the girls that had gathered around him, Canadien rolled her eyes and continued to skate with Goku who by now had a very sore ass.

Hours passed and all was still having fun, Vegeta wowed people more with his moves, but they only paid attention to a certain part of his body, Canadien had fallen afew times and even ripped her favourite pair of jeans, forcing her to wear a pair of Goku's Gi pants, Canuck had wandered off somewhere with the same Zamboni dude, and Goku stopped falling on his ass and was even learning to do some moves that Canadien had shown him.

Canadien had grown tired of Vegeta showing off to a group of skanks who only wanted his sexy body and decided to embarrass Vegeta. Taking out a Veggie-Voodoo-Doll she made Vegeta bend over as if to clean the ice off his blade and a huge ripping sound was heard, Vegeta's spandex had ripped and was now exposing his Hello Kitty tighie-whities. Embarrassed Vegeta skated away as fast as he could before he missed the door and slammed right into a wall causing him to pee his suit, his nose to bleed, and the force of the impact knocked him out.

Canadien, Canuck, who had come back, and Goku skated over to Vegeta's twitching body and decided that now would be a good time to leave, Goku picked up Vegeta's twitching body and then they all left.

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A/N: bwahahahaaaaa hoped ya enjoyed it! ^.^;