Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You know you're obsessed with Vegeta when: ❯ 51 to 100 ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Bulmasan666 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.30.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 915 | Visits: 521 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.30.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 915 | Visits: 521 | Status: Completed
All actually happened...
51) You had a dream that you forced a mob of scientists to search for a man like Vegeta
52) When they couldn't you blew up their laboratory.
53) You know the size of Vegeta's manhood. (Do you really think I would say it!?)
54) You made a mark that big on your wall.
55) Your friends catch you staring at that mark and laughing maniacally.
56) You made a Vegeta dollie out of model magic clay.
57) You go to a toy store just to gloat about having every Vegeta toy in stock nowadays.
58) When your class sang the Christmas Choral "All I want for Cristmas is my two front teeth" you sing "All I want for
Christmas is a Vegeta plushie"
59) When your teacher asks who your heros are you automatically yell out, "VEGETA, CHRIS SABAT, AND AKIRA TORIYAMA!"You
60) You carved a V in your hand.
61) You can curse in japanese
62) The best poem you ever wrote was about Vegeta.
63) You sputter japanese in math class while drawing pictures of Vegeta killing your teacher.
64) You failed math because of it.
65) You get caught writing DBZ lime about Vegeta in class.
66) You practice smirking like Vegeta.
67) You actually learn how to smirk like Vegeta.
68) You stole every one of your best friend's brother's DBZ videos. (He has eight of them, or used to before you came
along)
69) You act just like Vegeta, so much that your personalities are almost identical.
70) You try to draw Vegeta hentai.
71) After failing miserably at it, you try to get your artistic friend to do it.
72) You put on MTV in the morning but instead of listening to the rap crap you imagine Vegeta naked on your bed,
playing Metallica on the guitar.... *drools*
73) You think you hear your DragonballZ fruit snacks talking to you.
74) The Vegeta fruit snacks scold you for eating Gou first, "Because now he will surpass them."
75) You tried to get your friend that's a witch to put Vegeta's spirit in a cat.
76) You never flirted with a human, just that cat.
77) Your best friend still hides that cat from you. Duh.
78) Vegeta's spirit gets pissed when he finds your handmade Sasuke hentai.
79) You sacrifice a Goku toy to your Vegeta shrine
79) You put a sticker of Frieza on your punching bag.
80) When your brother puts a Cooler toy in the bathroom to piss you off, you throw it at his head.
81) You felt guilty about liking a real boy so whenever he walked by, you hit yourself in loyalty to Vegeta.
82) You broke your friend's calculator over your head that way.
83) You attempt to buy a Vegeta toy with removable clothes for Christmas.
84) You were tormented to the shamefully tearful point when Frieza's spirit invaded your head.
85) You made baskets in basketball by imagining the hoop was Frieza and trying to hit it, making some people wish that they
hadn't picked you last.
86) You wear your hair up in Bulma hairstyles.
87) The only time you talk to your parents is if your, yet again, asking to dye your hair blue.
88) You consider getting a bowl-cut like Bulma.
89) When your hair was short you used up the entire tube of gell trying to spike it like Vegeta's hair.
90) You then try using glue, which only resulted in hours of scrubbing the residue from your unruly head of hair.
91) You cut off some of your own hair because you think you're Bulma so you must be smart enough to clone yourself!
92) The cloning plot obviously failed but your hair is still noticably uneven due to your stupidity.
93) You and your brother rival over the high scores on a video game. The day he's away you fill the high score table up
with, "Vegeta ang Bulma, Ketura, Vegeta stalker, I love Vegeta...."
94) You get off on Vegeta's voice.
95) You tape record his voice and listen to it every day.
96) You think it's cute when he yells and giggle to the point where your best friend's brother goes insane.
97) You see a picture of Vegeta with his legs spread in a magazine. It says, "Now that you know how to draw Vegeta, you
should draw him in positions worthy of a super saiyan." You reply, "Oh it's worthy of a super saiyan all right!" Then,
much to your friend's annoyance, laugh for an hour streight.
98) You play DragonballZ Budokai over and over in the saiyan saga chanting, "C'mon Veggie... Just unravel your tail a litle
bit... ^^;"
99) You pause it when Vegeta gets knocked out of the ring, just to drool over the closeup of his ass.
100) Vegeta says to Gohan, "You want to play with me boy!? FINE LET'S PLAY!" You respond, "I want to play with you!" :p
51) You had a dream that you forced a mob of scientists to search for a man like Vegeta
52) When they couldn't you blew up their laboratory.
53) You know the size of Vegeta's manhood. (Do you really think I would say it!?)
54) You made a mark that big on your wall.
55) Your friends catch you staring at that mark and laughing maniacally.
56) You made a Vegeta dollie out of model magic clay.
57) You go to a toy store just to gloat about having every Vegeta toy in stock nowadays.
58) When your class sang the Christmas Choral "All I want for Cristmas is my two front teeth" you sing "All I want for
Christmas is a Vegeta plushie"
59) When your teacher asks who your heros are you automatically yell out, "VEGETA, CHRIS SABAT, AND AKIRA TORIYAMA!"You
60) You carved a V in your hand.
61) You can curse in japanese
62) The best poem you ever wrote was about Vegeta.
63) You sputter japanese in math class while drawing pictures of Vegeta killing your teacher.
64) You failed math because of it.
65) You get caught writing DBZ lime about Vegeta in class.
66) You practice smirking like Vegeta.
67) You actually learn how to smirk like Vegeta.
68) You stole every one of your best friend's brother's DBZ videos. (He has eight of them, or used to before you came
along)
69) You act just like Vegeta, so much that your personalities are almost identical.
70) You try to draw Vegeta hentai.
71) After failing miserably at it, you try to get your artistic friend to do it.
72) You put on MTV in the morning but instead of listening to the rap crap you imagine Vegeta naked on your bed,
playing Metallica on the guitar.... *drools*
73) You think you hear your DragonballZ fruit snacks talking to you.
74) The Vegeta fruit snacks scold you for eating Gou first, "Because now he will surpass them."
75) You tried to get your friend that's a witch to put Vegeta's spirit in a cat.
76) You never flirted with a human, just that cat.
77) Your best friend still hides that cat from you. Duh.
78) Vegeta's spirit gets pissed when he finds your handmade Sasuke hentai.
79) You sacrifice a Goku toy to your Vegeta shrine
79) You put a sticker of Frieza on your punching bag.
80) When your brother puts a Cooler toy in the bathroom to piss you off, you throw it at his head.
81) You felt guilty about liking a real boy so whenever he walked by, you hit yourself in loyalty to Vegeta.
82) You broke your friend's calculator over your head that way.
83) You attempt to buy a Vegeta toy with removable clothes for Christmas.
84) You were tormented to the shamefully tearful point when Frieza's spirit invaded your head.
85) You made baskets in basketball by imagining the hoop was Frieza and trying to hit it, making some people wish that they
hadn't picked you last.
86) You wear your hair up in Bulma hairstyles.
87) The only time you talk to your parents is if your, yet again, asking to dye your hair blue.
88) You consider getting a bowl-cut like Bulma.
89) When your hair was short you used up the entire tube of gell trying to spike it like Vegeta's hair.
90) You then try using glue, which only resulted in hours of scrubbing the residue from your unruly head of hair.
91) You cut off some of your own hair because you think you're Bulma so you must be smart enough to clone yourself!
92) The cloning plot obviously failed but your hair is still noticably uneven due to your stupidity.
93) You and your brother rival over the high scores on a video game. The day he's away you fill the high score table up
with, "Vegeta ang Bulma, Ketura, Vegeta stalker, I love Vegeta...."
94) You get off on Vegeta's voice.
95) You tape record his voice and listen to it every day.
96) You think it's cute when he yells and giggle to the point where your best friend's brother goes insane.
97) You see a picture of Vegeta with his legs spread in a magazine. It says, "Now that you know how to draw Vegeta, you
should draw him in positions worthy of a super saiyan." You reply, "Oh it's worthy of a super saiyan all right!" Then,
much to your friend's annoyance, laugh for an hour streight.
98) You play DragonballZ Budokai over and over in the saiyan saga chanting, "C'mon Veggie... Just unravel your tail a litle
bit... ^^;"
99) You pause it when Vegeta gets knocked out of the ring, just to drool over the closeup of his ass.
100) Vegeta says to Gohan, "You want to play with me boy!? FINE LET'S PLAY!" You respond, "I want to play with you!" :p