Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You Know You Watch Too Much DBZ When... ❯ You Know You Watch Too Much DBZ When List ( One-Shot )
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By: Princess_of_the_Sayains 
One of those lists lol
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.27.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 846 | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Completed
One of those lists lol
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.27.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 846 | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Completed
~This is one of those list things so be prepared.~
You know you watch too much DBZ when...
1. You argue with small children about it and you are 18 or older. (I do this all the time. An my little cousins claim to be fans! They know nothing of the DBZ power!!)
2. You dye your hair blue and start inventing things and name your company Capsule Corp. (I am going to dye my hair blue when I get older.)
3. You have fantasies about the DBZ guys. (An what good DBZ fan doesn't?)
4. You don't like guys unless they workout all the time, are arrogant, egotistical, and think the world revolves around them. (The guy I like is like a Vegeta attitude clone so no comment.)
5. Daydream about your favorite DBZ guy in history to stay awake. (I had to stay awake somehow!!)
6. You name your pets after the characters. (My persian cat's name is Krillin...)
7. Try and bring out the energy the way Gohan taught Videl. (I tried that once!)
8. Move to Japan and harass Akira Toriyama till he sells you DBZ. (I would like to do that.)
9. Tackle anyone who disses DBZ. (I have done this too.)
10. You hear the words "Dragon Ball Z" and immediately go into conversation about, "Remember when Vegeta sacrificed himself to save Earth from Majin Buu?" (...)
11. Are in love with one of the DBZ guys. (VEGETA IS ALL MINE!!)
12. Pounce on anyone who says that it is a stupid show and the characters are not real. (They are real, they are!!!)
13. You are always on the computer reading or typing stories about DBZ. (*takes bow* I live on FF.net)
14. Murder anyone who says it is stupid to type stories about the DBZ characters having sex or typing A/U's. (Die Mike Die!!)
15. Accidently call one of your female friends Bulma by accident. (I have done this.)
16. Download DBZ music off the internet and then burn them on CD's. (*sings* Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, dragon ball z!)
17. All you do is talk about DBZ and the fics you read on the internet. (This is me too.)
18. Just begin to type random stuff for a 'You know you watch to much DBZ when' list. (...)
19. Own the entire DBZ collection on video. (Not yet but I'm getting there.)
20. Your parents can count down when you are going to run into the living room and change the channel to DBZ. (Not yet.)
21. Your alarm is set to go off when DBZ is about to come on. (I can honestly say no to one of these yay!)
22. The time and name of the episode of that day is written on your calender. (Another no wooo I'm on a role)
23. You know every episode by heart. (I know "The End of Vegeta" and "Cell Returns" by heart.)
24. When you go to a sword shop and by a sword just to pretend that its the legendary Z sword and then break it to see if Rou Dai KaioShin will come out. (woo another no)
25. Sit and read the same DBZ magazine all the time memorizing it cover to cover. (I have one of my DBZ mags memorized totally.)
26. You have wet dreams about a certain Sayain prince almost every night and some seem so real that you hurt in the morning. (...no comment...:$)
27. You room is a total DBZ shrine. (Mine is most definately.)
28. Create a shrine to the Sayain prince in your closet composed of seemingly useless junk that you worship. (Now that I can deny. I am not some weirdo like Helga Patakie on Hey Arnold!)
29. Try to shoot energy beams from your hand and jump off the roof to see if you can fly. (Beams yes. Jumping off roof no.)
30. You like to pretend your the queen of all Sayain when your parents aren't home. (...)
31. Sit and watch DBZ reruns all the time day in and day out. (I am watching "Cell Returns" as I type this.)
32. Tackle any blonde headed girls who are gorgeous yelling, "How could you do that?! Trunks's future was destroyed because of you and your twin brother 17!!" (Ok now that would be getting just plain weird.)
33. Hate the Devil twice as bad because of Hercules last name. (That I can't deny.)
34. Write about your love for the Sayain Prince in your diary every night. (I can't say I'm that far yet.)
35. Your desktop is a pic of something dealing with DBZ. (Mine is a picture of Vegeta sitting on the top of a building with just a pair of jeans on during a full moon and he has black angel wings.)
36. You cry everytime Vegeta dies in an episode. (I bawled when Vegeta died in "The End of Vegeta" and in "Final Atonement". I even creid in "Cell Returns" when Vegeta went all out to avenge Trunks.)
37. Start to cry when you finish making a 'You know you watch too much DBZ when' list just because your done. (*wipes away a tear* I am NOT going to cry.)
~So thats it R/R and tell me your oppinions~
You know you watch too much DBZ when...
1. You argue with small children about it and you are 18 or older. (I do this all the time. An my little cousins claim to be fans! They know nothing of the DBZ power!!)
2. You dye your hair blue and start inventing things and name your company Capsule Corp. (I am going to dye my hair blue when I get older.)
3. You have fantasies about the DBZ guys. (An what good DBZ fan doesn't?)
4. You don't like guys unless they workout all the time, are arrogant, egotistical, and think the world revolves around them. (The guy I like is like a Vegeta attitude clone so no comment.)
5. Daydream about your favorite DBZ guy in history to stay awake. (I had to stay awake somehow!!)
6. You name your pets after the characters. (My persian cat's name is Krillin...)
7. Try and bring out the energy the way Gohan taught Videl. (I tried that once!)
8. Move to Japan and harass Akira Toriyama till he sells you DBZ. (I would like to do that.)
9. Tackle anyone who disses DBZ. (I have done this too.)
10. You hear the words "Dragon Ball Z" and immediately go into conversation about, "Remember when Vegeta sacrificed himself to save Earth from Majin Buu?" (...)
11. Are in love with one of the DBZ guys. (VEGETA IS ALL MINE!!)
12. Pounce on anyone who says that it is a stupid show and the characters are not real. (They are real, they are!!!)
13. You are always on the computer reading or typing stories about DBZ. (*takes bow* I live on FF.net)
14. Murder anyone who says it is stupid to type stories about the DBZ characters having sex or typing A/U's. (Die Mike Die!!)
15. Accidently call one of your female friends Bulma by accident. (I have done this.)
16. Download DBZ music off the internet and then burn them on CD's. (*sings* Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, dragon ball z!)
17. All you do is talk about DBZ and the fics you read on the internet. (This is me too.)
18. Just begin to type random stuff for a 'You know you watch to much DBZ when' list. (...)
19. Own the entire DBZ collection on video. (Not yet but I'm getting there.)
20. Your parents can count down when you are going to run into the living room and change the channel to DBZ. (Not yet.)
21. Your alarm is set to go off when DBZ is about to come on. (I can honestly say no to one of these yay!)
22. The time and name of the episode of that day is written on your calender. (Another no wooo I'm on a role)
23. You know every episode by heart. (I know "The End of Vegeta" and "Cell Returns" by heart.)
24. When you go to a sword shop and by a sword just to pretend that its the legendary Z sword and then break it to see if Rou Dai KaioShin will come out. (woo another no)
25. Sit and read the same DBZ magazine all the time memorizing it cover to cover. (I have one of my DBZ mags memorized totally.)
26. You have wet dreams about a certain Sayain prince almost every night and some seem so real that you hurt in the morning. (...no comment...:$)
27. You room is a total DBZ shrine. (Mine is most definately.)
28. Create a shrine to the Sayain prince in your closet composed of seemingly useless junk that you worship. (Now that I can deny. I am not some weirdo like Helga Patakie on Hey Arnold!)
29. Try to shoot energy beams from your hand and jump off the roof to see if you can fly. (Beams yes. Jumping off roof no.)
30. You like to pretend your the queen of all Sayain when your parents aren't home. (...)
31. Sit and watch DBZ reruns all the time day in and day out. (I am watching "Cell Returns" as I type this.)
32. Tackle any blonde headed girls who are gorgeous yelling, "How could you do that?! Trunks's future was destroyed because of you and your twin brother 17!!" (Ok now that would be getting just plain weird.)
33. Hate the Devil twice as bad because of Hercules last name. (That I can't deny.)
34. Write about your love for the Sayain Prince in your diary every night. (I can't say I'm that far yet.)
35. Your desktop is a pic of something dealing with DBZ. (Mine is a picture of Vegeta sitting on the top of a building with just a pair of jeans on during a full moon and he has black angel wings.)
36. You cry everytime Vegeta dies in an episode. (I bawled when Vegeta died in "The End of Vegeta" and in "Final Atonement". I even creid in "Cell Returns" when Vegeta went all out to avenge Trunks.)
37. Start to cry when you finish making a 'You know you watch too much DBZ when' list just because your done. (*wipes away a tear* I am NOT going to cry.)
~So thats it R/R and tell me your oppinions~