Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You Wouldn't Believe He Wasn't On Drugs ❯ Me? Water Repelling Shoes and Fred, Dick and Harry Day ( Chapter 2 )

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You Wouldn't Believe He Wasn't On Drugs

Gohan was REALLY confused. Now, he didn't even know when he was, since he knew who was in that ship. But it didn't make sense. What was he doing here?

A slight hissing noise sounded as the door of the space ship opened. And a figure stepped out. His body nearly totally invisible in the smoke. ...

Suddenly the figure started to cough his guts up. Chibi Goku went blue. Gohan decided that the person who he thought it was, couldn't be the person he thought it was, because the person who he thought it was wouldn't cough his guts up over some smoke. Or so he thought.

For some weird reason, the smoke was suddenly gone, one of the those wind things, you know? And there stood Vegeta, in all his Saiyan glory... except...

Gohan started laughing his ass off. He couldn't believe it! He never thought he'd ever see that again!

For you see, the only thing that could get Gohan laughing that hard was either Trunks being tortured (mentally or physically he didn't mind) or Vegeta in THAT.

Yes, for you see there, still with all his Saiyan glory was Vegeta, but he had a slightly ... homosexual appearance about him. Vegeta was wearing his pink 'Bad man' t-shirt and yellow pants.

Not only that, but he had the strange red hair that he had when he first visited Earth. Gohan was so busy laughing his ass off (Spelt ARSE Kris) that he didn't notice that he was turning the exact same shade of blue that Goku was. Chibi Goku, annoyed by this, went pink instead. Now, Vegeta. Vegeta was pissed. Not only because he couldn't do Gohan's Famous Snoopy Dance, but also, it seemed that so

Some, strange brat was going blue laughing at him.

Suddenly, Gohan just stopped laughing. It wasn't funny any more. At least, not Vegeta looks at you like that. Vegeta was glaring that famous glare that only he could glare. Gohan gulped. Vegeta doesn't like being laughed at. "Heh.... heh?" Gohan said meekly, squirming on his ASS 'cause is bruises that you show to your friends, were hurting a lot. So bad in fact, that if Gohan didn't know better, he'd say he'd broken his ASS.

But his ARSE was still firmly in place, and had not fallen off during the course of his laughter. Thankfully. Then he had a thought. He was stronger than Vegeta! In the stage he was now, he couldn't even go super! So first of all, he did his snoopy dance, even though it hurt his ARSE to do so. Vegeta got pissed, because he couldn't do the dance. Chibi Goku tried, but failed, not only making an ARSE of himself in the process, but turning rainbow coloured as well.

"What are you doing brat?" Vegeta questioned Gohan angrily.

"Uhhh.... b-breathing, sir?" For you see, as big, brave, strong, courageous and tall as Gohan compared to Vegeta, no body could stay looking in his eyes for a while and not tremble slightly. Not sure whether that was a bad thing or not but it still made him tremble.

Now Goku, who was turning a lovely shade of green and could almost be mistaken for a Namek with hair, was licking his shoes, as he is a genius and KNOWS for a FACT that you need slippery shoes to do the snoopy dance. Alas, though try as he might, he could not get them wet enough as the shoe was made to repel water.

Yes, as Grandpa Gohan had been quite the clever man. As Chibi Goku liked to be outside all the time, he often did his buisness outside, and on a tree. So the shoes repelled water to avoid any small accidents the boy was bound to have. Chibi Goku was now getting rather pissed, and turned an evil red to show the fact. He wanted to snoopy dance. So, forgetting all things about fighting, he decided to fly over to his son (not that he knew this) and ask how to do it. Vegeta, meanwhile, was getting pissed that Gohan was trembling.

"Stop trembling brat!"

"How do I do it?"

"What are you so scared of weakling?

"I tried wetting my shoes!"

"I wish I didn't have to wear these shonky clothes!"

"But it didn't work!"

"Stupid Frieza and his gay uniforms!"

"They're magic shoes!"

"That alien is so gay!"

"And they're pretty and orange!"

"His wears lipstick!"

"But they can't do that dance thing!"

"AND nail polish!"

"I wish I could do that dance...."

"It's stupid!"

And so they ranted. And ranted. And ranted. Until Gohan had been sitting there for so long that his ASS, which was no longer sore, was numb.

Finally fed up of sitting on his ARSE and taking all that crap, Gohan stood up. "SHUT UP!!!" Goku went pure white in his fright, and even Vegeta shut up. For all of two seconds.

"I wanna know the dance!!!" Chibi Goku whined, turning gray "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me tell me!! Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!!!!" Somehow, all this reminded Gohan of that horrible, HORRIBLE ride at the funfair, and this reminded him of Trunks high, squeaky voice. In fact, Chibi Goku sounded just like him. And that was just not happening. One Trunks voice was enough for a whole life time, heck two life times! But another one? No sir-ree, this was not cool. Now, he pulled some duct tape out of his pocket (once again skimming that fact that his Gi does not have pockets nor a fly), and pull some loose holding it threateningly in front of Chibi Goku's mouth. Immediately, Goku shut up, which quite surprised Gohan 'cause it never worked on Trunks. Even when the tape was on Trunks he didn't stop whining. It was so annoying! But its all in the past now... or was it the future? ... Where was he again?

He decided to ask.

"Hey, what year is this?"

"It's the year that we are in right now!" Said Chibi brightly, forgetting about tha tape. Vegeta snorted and rolled his eyes, but secretly he didn't want to admit that he didn't know either.

"Sir!" Gohan pointed to a random man, "What year is it?"

"Uhh..." The man said. "I don't know!"

"DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS?" Gohan shouted over the crowd.

"No!" They all answered back.

"Well, that's just great." said Gohan as Goku went orange and blended with his Gi. "That's just *censored* great." Suddenly, someone hit him over the head.

Now Gohan, is unfortunately one of those people who hated being hit over the head. Fortunately however, he could multitask. So, when the person went to hit him a second time, he both ducked and grabbed the person's wrist, then threw the person so they landed on the floor in front of him. "OH *censored*!!"

Yes, *censored* was right. That was a rough fall/throw. "'cuse me?" Goku said pulling on Gohan's pant leg, which had neither fly nor pocket. "But what does *censored* mean?"

"Uhhh.... *censored*? Well, it's kinda hard to say for you see..." But Goku had already fallen asleep; leaning against Gohan's leg, drool dripping down on to Gohan's (non-water repelling) shoes.

Vegeta flinched as each drip fell from Goku's mouth. "Disgusting!" He spat.

Gohan pried the small, drooly person off of his person, and unceremoniously dumped him on the person who was lying of the floor because Gohan had thrown the person there. (Hmm. Maybe I need to stop saying person. *Goes and buys a thesaurus*) Then, for no reason what so ever (Or maybe it was to show off, who knows?) Gohan began to snoopy dance. Vegeta became jealous, so kicked the PERSON who was

"Me?" Gohan asked.

"Me?" Goku asked.

"Me?" The person under Goku asked.

"Me?" the rest of the audience asked.

"Vegeta wishes-" Curses, Vegeta thought to himself, damn Frieza and his slave work. He pointed at Gohan. "You."

"Me?"

"No, the other tall scarred brat with spiky hair."

"Where?" Damn Goku gene again.

"OF COURSE I MEAN YOU, YOU IDIOT!"

"But you said..."

"JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!"

"I'm Gohan. And you're Vegeta."

Vegeta's eyes narrowed narrowly. "How the hell do you know my name?"

"Because he does!" muffled the muffled person beneath the drooling, yellow Goku.

"He is the wise and all knowing Goten!" Goku cried through the drool.

"But his name is Gohan." Vegeta said.

"It is?" Goku asked turning indigo.

"Yes,"

"But that's a weird name."

"Whatever." Vegeta said turning back to Gohan. "If you are really all knowing, tell me what all of these peoples names are!"

"Uhhh......" How was he going to do that? He shrugged. "Fred, Dick and Harry."

"There's more than three boy."

"Yeah, but that's all the different names there are."

Suddenly, everyone in the audience nodded. For you see, today was 'Fred, Dick and Harry day' where for the day you had to change your name to Fred, Dick or Harry.

Total coincidence though.