Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You Wouldn't Believe He Wasn't On Drugs ❯ PRAISE ME!!! and sally the penguin.... ( Chapter 5 )

You Wouldn't Believe He Wasn't on Drugs

Gohan was flying while he looked at the radar trying to find out where to go. Multi-tasking. But he was going in the wrong direction so he turned around and went around the other way.
Mean while.....
"Where are we again?" Goku asked Chibi Gohan as he turned as black as the night sky, which is really navy blue.
"I dunno!" Chibi Gohan said with tears in his eyes.
"Ok! Let's go this way!" He pointed in a random direction and they walked.... into a wall...
"Pssst.... Vegeta!" Piccolo whispered. He got Vegeta's attention and pointed to the window. "Quick!" The Prince nodded and they snuck out of the room.
Although, while he was sneaking, his boot slipped, and he fell on his ARSE.
He now had ARSE bruises, but not as impressive as Gohan's ones. These weren't bruises you could brag over to your friends. Not that Vegeta had any friends anyway. Chibi Goku and Chibi Gohan, (Along with Piccolo, who was hiding somewhere) might have been his friends, but he certainly wouldn't show any butt bruises to them
besides he hadn't clean down there for weeks.
Mean while....
Gohan was in Romania. Not that he knew where that was. But wherever it was he was there. And he found a Dragon ball. It was yellow and shiny with stars in it. Gohan started to fly while he stared at the ball. Soooo shiny and prettiful. Now that isn't a word but Gohan didn't care at the moment 'cause he was starring at the ball. As he was flying over the ocean he flew into something hard. Something human. Then he got knocked out.
And so, he fell into the sea. The person he knocked into decided that they should help Gohan outta the sea, otherwise he would drown. Mebbe that wasn't a bad thing. ANYway, he flew down, and dragged Gohan outta the sea, slung him across his shoulder and flew back to dry land. Where he dumped him under a tree then began to eat loadsa noodles.
As he ate he sat wandering why he helped the worthless human out of the water. He also wandered what the hell he was doing on this planet and how he got here. Maybe he was supposed to destroy it... but he couldn't bring himself to do it, they made really good noodles here. Suddenly he heard a voice, "ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was his Prince Vegeta! Yelling and clutching his ARSE for some reason. He stood up, waited for Vegeta to land, and bowed deeply. He bowed so deeply, his nose got stuck in the sand and try as he might, he couldn't get it out.
Suddenly, Gohan awoke and all he saw was a strange mans ass and Vegeta clutching his own ass and hoping about. Ok.... He then saw something evil. Something that would bring doom on him for the rest of the adventure. It was Chibi Goku and Chibi Gohan riding on nimbus, one laughing, one screaming, and both of them a blinding shade of white.
"No... noooooo!!" He scrambled up the tree as fast as he could, and hid in the leaves. As there were only two leaves left on the tree, it wasn't particularly easy to hide. So both the annoying chibi's saw him.
"GOHAN!" The chibi Goku yelled, speeding up to him, using the new guy's arse as a springboard, and latching onto his leg. Gohan screamed his head off, and the man finally managed to get his nose outta the sand.
Then he saw who it was who had there nose in the sand and he screamed again but this time in a more girlish voice. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!" Gohan flew. Right into the man. "Daddy?"
The man looked down at him confused and tried to peel Gohan's limbs off him. "Get off brat!"
"Daddy?" Vegeta asked.
"I'm not you're father kid!"
"Daddy!!!!" Gohan said again, completely ignoring Vegeta and the fact his daddy wasn't his daddy. Yes. Chibi Goku was still attached his Gohan's leg, but Gohan kicked him off, and he flew into the sea. Chibi Gohan was still sitting on the un moving Nimbus, screaming his head off, and turning a pale green.
"Daddy!" Gohan yelled again, and Chibi Gohan threw up into the sea and on Chibi Goku
"Get off Kid!!! I'm not your father!!!" The man yelled.
"Yes you are!! You look just like him!!!" Gohan said then screamed "DADDY!" again.
"I'm not! I am Kakarot-" The man started but Gohan let off a triumphant little shout and he couldn't finish.
"See told you!! My father's Saiyan name was Kakarot!" Gohan let got of the man's leg and snoopy danced.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT DANCING FOR A SECOND AND LET ME CONTINUE!!??" The man yelled.
Gohan stopped dancing immediately. "Ok dad sorry."
"I am NOT your father. I am Kakarot-" The man paused to see if Gohan would react again, he didn't. "And Radditz's long lost brother that was never talked about until I got my own movie. That's right! I am Turles!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!"
Gohan stared mouth open. "You mean that movie that never made sense with the series?"
"Yes!! Praise me!!!!"
Chibi Goku, meanwhile, was trying to was off the sick by swimming around in circles, which made him dizzy Round, and round, and round, and round, and round... ever notice that if you say a word over, and over, it doesn't make sense anymore? ANYway, Chibi Gohan's crying was getting louder, and louder, and nimbus was getting more and more annoyed, so the cloud chucked the chibi off. Who screamed cos he couldn't swim. Unluckily, Chibi Goku saved his new friend.
"Waitaminute," said Gohan, wasn't that the move where I ended up Naked?
Gohan shook his head to get rid of the sexual fantasies about himself and wiped the drool off his chin.
Mean while...
Where the hell am I? Piccolo was in Antarctica. Very cold there. Lot of penguins though. Piccolo liked penguins so he waddled around with them for a while. While he waddled around with Sally the penguin discussing her 3 chicks he tripped over. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Something shiny and yellow. A dragon ball. He should probably get this to Gohan. "Eh, who cares?" and he threw it over his shoulder and into the water , the freezing cold water that was REALLY Deep.
Mean while...
Why am I hopping again? Vegeta asked himself. But as soon as he sat down he remembered. "AHHHHH!!!" He jumped up and started dancing. "MY ASS!!!!!!!"
For no reason, Gohan decided to start snoopy dancing again. Yeah! This was fun! He should do it more often! So he did.
Turles looked curiously at his nephew. And tried the dance. Did he have the puh zang for it?
Gohan stared... and stared.... and stared.... and stared....and stared.... and stared....and stared....and stared.... till his eyes started to water. Turles could snoopy dance! That amazing! "Wow! you can do it!! You have the puh-zang!!!"
"Course I can you idiot! It's a dance that had gone down through our family for ages.... Kakarot couldn't do it though.... but he was stupid..." Turles explained
"What about Chibi Gohan? He's part of the family and he can't do it."
"Well, he's stupid too then."
"Oh, ok."
Mean while...
"Oh Sally that's horrible!" Piccolo said. "He left you just like that with the boys? That man needs a good talking too."
"Squeak."
"What do you mean he's a penguin not a man?"
"Squeak."
"Ohhhhh..."
At that point, Sally started jumping up and down on the spot, while flapping her flippers to get the point across.
Piccolo nodded knowingly. "I see what you mean!" he said.
Meanwhile, Gohan and Turles were doing the snoopy dance at the same time. Everybody stood and watched, even Vegeta, who was clutching his arse still.
They all stood in awe of/at (cant decide which) them. Then Trunks came along and stood in awe too.
"Yeah! I know I'm good! Praise me!!" Turles said as everyone clapped. Gohan sulked.
"I wish Piccolo were here."
Mean while...
"Sorry Sally, It's been a pleasure meeting you, but I am wanted else where." Piccolo said to the penguin apologetically.
"Squeak."
Piccolo gasped. "You are a very perverted penguin you know! Laterz hun!" and he flew off.
"SQUEAKK!!!!"
So he flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, and flew, till he ended up where he was, and Sally ended up glomping his leg.
"Squeeeeeeaaaak!!"
"Okay, okay you can come. But behave yourself!"
"Squeak."
"Right."
And so they flew back to Gohan.
"Hey look! It's Piccolo!" Chibi Goku yelled as he went black.
"A...A.....a.....a...." Turles stuttered. "A green man!"
"My prayers were answered!" Gohan jumped up and down in excitement. He missed his Piccolo. His green skin. His green ears, his green antennae (Sp?), his green feet (not that he's ever seen them), his .... yeah all the green stuff, he missed it. "Piccolo!!" He flew over to him but stopped in mid air. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! PEGUIN!!!!"
"SQUEAK!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!! IT'S EVIL!!! PURE EVIL!!!"

End chappie
MiraiGee-Chan: Sally rocks
Android71: LOL!
MiraiGee-Chan: wat r u laughing at?
Android71 >.> <.< Mirai Gee Chan
MiraiGee-Chan: i am sooooo confused...
Android71: lol, start again, just put Android 71 infront of the things I already said.
MiraiGee-Chan: start making sense or ill send sally on you
Android 71: I laugh at your pain
MiraiGee-Chan: but im not hurting anywhere.....
Android 71: YOUR pain, not other people's

MiraiGee-Chan: YOUR not making any sense.....

MiraiGee-Chan: *brain explodes*
Android 71: 0__________o
MiraiGee-Chan: now i hurt not!
Android 71: Fads
MiraiGee-Chan: god do you no how many spelling mistakes we've written?
AnDrOiD 71: SiX tHoUsAnD oNe HuNdReD aNd EiGhTy ThReE?
MiraiGee-Chan: SiX tHoUsAnD oNe HuNdReD aNd EiGhTy FoUr actually but you were close
Android 71: WOO!
MiraiGee-Chan: and we kept spelling penguin wrong....
Android 71: We did? Pengween?
MiraiGee-Chan: yup....
Android 71: Pengwin?
MiraiGee-Chan: i dunno.....
Android 71: Dog?
MiraiGee-Chan: chicken?
Android 71: Aardvark?
MiraiGee-Chan: llama?
Android 71: My left big toe?
MiraiGee-Chan: venus?

Android 71: A snot ball?
MiraiGee-Chan: orlando bloom? *droolz*
Android 71: 0_o he does nothing for me
MiraiGee-Chan: i no he does nothing for you.... youre more of a lucy liu type person
Android 71: *dies*
MiraiGee-Chan: not sure if that a good thing but ok.... right this convo is ending now coz i hav nothing to say and my printer jsut went wako

Android 71: Plus I'm dead.

MiraiGee-Chan: True