Duel Masters Fan Fiction / Zatch Bell Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Trip to another Dimention in the Time Machine of Doom ❯ Trip to an Unknown Planet! ( Chapter 1 )

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SuperPandaGirlSays: Bow down! Bow DOWN!!!!
This is my first story! Please don’t kill me. It’s not a good idea. I have a flamethrower. Because rule number one is always carry a flamethrower! Huh? What? My teacher says that it’s Treat others the way you want to be treated? Well, what if I want to be turned into toast, huh? THEN IS IT OKAY, MISSES RIGHT?!? Oh, uh...*coughs*...sorry about that. Please do not let my insanity stop you from reading.

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Disclaimer: I own nothing! NOTHING! NOW PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!!! With the exception of the guest stars, of course....oh wait...I don’t own those, either. I had to sell ‘em to my dog for extra money to buy new shoes. Darn it! Now Scruffy’s got the good life! But...these shoes are comfy...

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Panda: Hi! Welcome to my house! This is my house!
Scruffy: This isn’t your house. I own it now, remember?
Panda:...Scruffy, I think it’s time for a flea bath. Fleas don’t like fire, right?
Scruffy: Right. I’m out of here.
Panda: ANYWAY! This is my house!
Sheri: You already said that.
Panda: SHUT UP! I’LL SAY WHAT I WANT! NOW, GET BACK TO THE CLEANING, SLAVE!
Sheri: I am not your slave.
Panda: I OWN YOU!!!
Sheri: No, you don’t.
Panda: I don’t?
Lawyers: (shaking heads)
Panda: Then what are you doing in my house?
Sheri: I’m not in your house.
Panda: Yes, you are!
Sheri: No, I’m not. This is Scruffy’s house. I’m catering.
Panda: What? Scruffy gets a caterer? Not fair!
Brago: You spent all your money on that new computer, remember?
Panda: I’m such a nerd.
Brago: Yeah. You are.
Panda: Shut up! I don’t even like you! Why the heck are you here?
Brago: Why don’t you ask that to yourself, human? You are writing this.
Panda: It’s PANDA! And whatever. Now to get on with the story. This is the year 2005! But...I have a secret!
Kenshin: That she does!
Panda: That’s right, my loyal servant.
Zatch: Why does he get to be the servant?
Panda: Because you’re too short to bow.
Brother: Wow, where’d you get that guy in the dress?
Panda: Hello, little brother. The big one or the small one?
Brother: The big one. The one who looks and sounds like an idiot.
Kenshin: Hey!
Panda: I bought him off the blue market.
Brother: Don’t you mean the...
Panda: SHUT UP! THIS IS MY STORY, GET IT? NOW, BEGONE, FOUL BEAST!
Brother: No, this isn’t your house. It’s Scruffy’s.
Panda: Dang it! Stop rubbing that in my face, you lout! Anyway, time for my secret.
Kenshin: That it is!
Panda: I have one thing that I haven’t sold to Scruffy!
Kenshin: That she does!
Panda: And it’s not my dignity! It’s a time machine!
Kenshin: That it is!
Panda: Would you stop that?
Kenshin: That I will!
Panda: I lied. I have one other thing that I didn’t sell to Scruffy, because the number one rule is to not be without one. Wanna find out what it is?
Kenshin: That I don’t! I mean.....no. No I do not.
Panda: Good, good. Now then, my time machine!
Zatch: Yay! Yay! Hurray!
Panda: Thank you, Zatch. We shall use this time machine...
Zatch: To boil eggs! Yay! Hurray!
Panda: ...noooo....
Zatch: Well then what would you use it for?
Panda: To...travel in TIME, maybe?! Anyway, let’s go!

In the Garage

Panda: This is where I house the great time machine!
Zatch: Woohoo! C’mon, Ponygon! Yell!
Ponygon: Meru meru meeeeiiiii!
Panda: What’s that freak doing in the garage?!
Kenshin: It’s not your garage...
Panda: OH SHUT UP ALREADY! Now, let’s get in!

In the time Machine

Kenshin: I do not think that we will all fit...
Panda: (squished into the corner) You know what? I think you might be right. Okay, I’m getting rid of the horse.
Suzy: It’s a sheep!
Panda: And you.
Suzy: Darn! Here I come, fruit lovers!
Shobu: That’s it! I’m leaving!
Panda: Who the heck are you?
Shobu: I am Shobu the great! I hail from the land where...
Panda: Oh, your that idiot from that show I hate! (pokes Shobu) Poke, poke, poke.
Shobu: I’m leaving!
Panda: Good! Nobody wants you here!
Shobu: .....waaaahhhhhhhhh!
Panda: Okay! Let’s go! (presses button)

Five Minutes Later

Panda: Here we are! The year...
Kenshin: What is this red dirt?
Zatch: PONYGONNNNNN!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Panda: The year 1526!
Kenshin: What is this red dirt?
Zatch: I....can’t........breath!
Panda: Time.....machine.........quick!

In the Time Machine

Panda: Whew! That was close!
Kenshin: I do not think this is the year 1526...
Panda: Neither do I. This is Mars!
Zatch: Mars? Cool!
Kenshin: But I thought you said it was a time machine...
Panda: Hey, I never tried it out! I got it from some old guy living next door.
Kenshin: So, he was a master of lies?
Panda: No, I just think he was senile. That’s how come I got off paying him with cherries.
Zatch: Ooh! Cherries!
Panda: Okay, this stinks. We’re going home.
Kenshin: ....
Panda: (pressing buttons) One of these has to be reverse.
Kenshin: You mean you don’t know how to work it?
Panda: Let’s ask the genius in the bottle!
Zatch: Don’t you mean Genie?
Panda: Nope! What would I need a Genie for? I need someone really, really smart! Oh, great genius! Get out of that bottle!
Kiyo: huff...huff...huff...WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!!!
Panda: Ah! There you are! We need help.
Kenshin: Uh....
Zatch: Wow, Kiyo! How did you fit in there?
Kiyo: I HAVE NO IDEA!!! THIS MANIAC STUFFED ME IN HERE!
Panda: Ah ah ah! Not a maniac. A MAYONAC!
Kiyo: A what?!
Panda: (shrugs shoulders) Don’t know. Now, help us!
Kiyo: Only if you promise not to stuff me in that thing ever again!
Panda: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Back at Home

Panda: Wow, you fixed it! You’re the best!
Kiyo: Yeah, yeah. Now I’ll be going...
Panda: I don’t think so.
Kiyo: Wait...WHAT?!
Panda: You come in handy. I might need a genius in a bottle again someday!
Kiyo: No! NOOOO!!!! ZATCH, HELP MEEEEE!!!!
Zatch: Wow, that’s cool! How does he fit in there?
Panda: I have no idea:
Kenshin: You never do.
Panda: Got that right!
???: Yes! And if joy exists in your heart, you are not lost! Someone will be there to help you! And if there’s someone you don’t like, just think what they have to live with! They are unhappy people! Don’t get angry so easily! You’re so negative!
Kenshin: Who is that?
Panda: ...you don’t want to know. She’s preaching again. Just ignore her.
Zatch: You know she’s talking directly to you?
Panda: Yeah.
Zatch: Oh. Okay!
Panda: Alright then! That’s it for today’s chapter of the things I do in my spare time! Good bye to you, my friendly (I hope) readers!
Kenshin: Goodbye!
Zatch: Bye!
Suzy: FRUIT!!!
Ponygon: Meru Meru Meeeeeiiii!!!
Kiyo: Helllppppp meeeee!!!
Shobu: (in a headlock) I can’t feel my legs!
Panda: See you next time when I host a series of anger management classes! You don’t want to miss it!
Kiyo: Yes, you do! YOU DO!!!!!!!!