Duel Masters Fan Fiction / Zatch Bell Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Trip to another Dimention in the Time Machine of Doom ❯ A Cherry Gatling Gun?! ( Chapter 3 )

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SuperPandaGirl says: What the heck’s a chicken fried steak?!
Hello! If you’re reading this, you must like it enough to have gotten this far! Or, you just feel threatened. Either way, I don’t really care. Just keep reading! Or you WILL have a reason to feel threatened. Oops, I don’t think I was supposed to say that....

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Panda: Hallo! Vie Geits!
Kenshin: Uh......hi?
Panda: That’s right! Hi! Today we’re being pirates!
Kenshin: But...I don’t think I’m certified to be a pirate.
Panda: That’s why you’re the swabbie.
Zatch: Cool! Can I be a swabbie too?
Panda: Uh, yeah, sure, whatever.
Suzy: HEY, ARE YOU FRUIT PIRATES?!?
Panda: Uh....only if the fruit is a tangerine.
Suzy: Yeah! Tangerines are fruits! I wanna be a pirate too!
Kiyo: Help me! SOS! 911! Anything to get me away from these maniacs!
Suzy: Kiyo-mio, what’s the matter? Don’t you like fruit?
Kiyo: FRUIT’S NOT THE PROBLEM! IT’S THESE LUNATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori: It looks like someone needs a hug!
Kiyo: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Lori: Oh, I think Kiyo’s being a grump! He needs a happy-face sticker!
Suzy: STAY AWAY FROM MY KIYO-MIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiyo: POLICE! POLICE! THERE’S A GUN ON THE SCENE!!!!
Lori: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Panda: Suzy, don’t shoot Lori.
Suzy: WHY NOT?!?!?!?
Panda: She has to come back into the story later. I’ll give you a banana!
Suzy: Ooh! Okay! Banana! Yay!
Lori: I.....I’m out of here! You’re all crazy!
Kiyo: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Panda: heheheheheheheh....too late for that, Kiyo.
Shobu: Yes, I like Cheetos.
Panda: Ooh! Suzy, he’s after your Kiyo!
Suzy: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Shobu: Hey! Now I have holes!
Suzy: CHERRY GATLING GUN!!!!!
Shobu: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Panda: Ooooooh. Ouch. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kiyo: S-suzy.....put the g-gun down........
Panda: Okay, Suzy, I think he’s down for the count.
Suzy: Yay!
Kenshin: I don’t think this is appropriate for....
Panda: Nonsense! This happens all the time!
Tia: I think you need to get a life.
Panda: Awww, it’s Tia! Tia, you’re just so cute that you are currently being spared my gruesome wrath!
Yahiko: Woah! It’s a potato!
Panda: And this poor simpleton will be hurt in your place!
Yahiko: Hey....what are you doing with that....AUGH!!!!!!
Panda: I love doing that! Hahahahahaha!