El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Where's The Ka-Boom? ( Chapter 14 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Where's The Ka-Boom?
BLURB: There was supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom!
BASED ON: El-Hazard TV
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2002
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

Just an excuse to quote "Marvin the Martian."

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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Jinnai paced to and fro in the Bugrom throne room. He stopped and looked up as TV-Ifurita returned to him.

"Did you get it did you get it did you get it!?" he asked.

"Yup." Ifurita grinned, as she gave it to him. "Piece of cake."

Then she put one finger to her mouth, in thought. "Y'know, it was almost *too* easy... It was kinda like they *wanted* us to have it..."

But Jinnai had paid no attention to her. He held the strangely hissing artifact high, and shouted triumphantly.

"Oh, goody! The Illudium Q-36 explosive space modula--"

ka-BOOM!!

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