El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Diplomacy ( Chapter 39 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

TITLE: Diplomacy
BLURB: Don't [CENSORED] with her, pal.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor/parody; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: March 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

Just an excuse to quote a skit from the brilliant cartoon series "The Critic." Madonna said the [CENSORED] bits in the original.

The Critic (c) Gracie Films.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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"C'mon, sis," Fatora whispered. "You *know* I'm not 'interested' in meeting this guy..."

Rune whispered back, smiling slyly. "This diplomat has been annoying me for weeks."

Fatora also smiled slyly. "*Oh*. Gotcha. Let me at 'im."

"May I present the princess Fatora," Rune said aloud.

The diplomat bowed. "Milady. May I say what an honor it is to meet you. And may I say, your beauty--"

Fatora scowled. "Don't [CENSORED] with me, pal."

The diplomat frowned. "Oh dear. Do you eat with that mouth?"

Fatora grinned. "Yeah... and I also [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] with it."

The diplomat winced. "EWW!!"

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