El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Skin Game ( Chapter 54 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

TITLE: Skin Game
BLURB: I need a cold shower.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 200 words ("double drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: March 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

More border-line adult humor. Mom would be so proud...

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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A tired and dusty Afura came into the Shinonome Diner. She sat at Nanami's counter, next to Fatora and Alielle.

Nanami greeted her cheerfully. "What can I get for you, Afura?"

Afura sighed. "Just tea, please. I've been flying over the Desert of Bleached White Bones, and I should get back to the temple soon."

She looked down at her skin-tight uniform. "The first thing I'm going to do, is peel these clothes off, and take a nice long hot shower. Kauru put in this wonderful massaging shower attachment for me..."

Alielle thought about this, gulped, and got up to leave. "Um... if you'll excuse me, I have to take a *cold* shower now."

Afura sighed again. "Then I'll soak in the tub. I think I'll try some Barage Market perfumed bath oil. It's supposed to be like bathing in milk and honey..."

Fatora gulped, and also got up to leave. "Oh boy. *I* need a cold shower too."

Afura was thoughtful. "I don't want to get dry itchy skin. I'd better take some warm cocoa butter body cream, and slather it--"

Nanami gulped. "Afura? Would you mind stopping there? If you keep this up, *I'll* need a cold shower."

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