El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Distaff ( Chapter 64 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: MrWhat 
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 203 | Visits: 123 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 203 | Visits: 123 | Status: Completed
TITLE: Distaff
BLURB: *Sure* you are.
BASED ON: El-Hazard TV
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
Just an excuse to quote Daffy Duck.
This is an outtake from episode 12 of the TV series ("Tomb Of The Demon God").
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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A skeptical Makoto stood in Ifurita's tomb, crossed his arms and sighed. "Y'know, I don't think she's Ifurita..."
A still-sleepy TV-Ifurita protested. "I am Ifurita! Really! I'll prove it!"
She suddenly fell into an offensive pose, brandished her key-staff, and shouted her moves.
"Ho ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! THRUST!!"
The end of her key-staff struck against the wall, and the shaft bounced back and whacked her in the face.
Makoto went to her side. "Are you okay!?"
Ifurita held her nose and sniffled. "Bud I reedy *am* Idurida!"
Makoto sighed again. "*Sure* you are."
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BLURB: *Sure* you are.
BASED ON: El-Hazard TV
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
Just an excuse to quote Daffy Duck.
This is an outtake from episode 12 of the TV series ("Tomb Of The Demon God").
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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A skeptical Makoto stood in Ifurita's tomb, crossed his arms and sighed. "Y'know, I don't think she's Ifurita..."
A still-sleepy TV-Ifurita protested. "I am Ifurita! Really! I'll prove it!"
She suddenly fell into an offensive pose, brandished her key-staff, and shouted her moves.
"Ho ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! THRUST!!"
The end of her key-staff struck against the wall, and the shaft bounced back and whacked her in the face.
Makoto went to her side. "Are you okay!?"
Ifurita held her nose and sniffled. "Bud I reedy *am* Idurida!"
Makoto sighed again. "*Sure* you are."
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