El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Am I Blue ( Chapter 76 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: MrWhat 
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 211 | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 211 | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
TITLE: Am I Blue
BLURB: I don't think I'll bother, now.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2004
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
Another lame joke that followed the "To Die For" drabble. Hey, it's been a few minutes since my last Ifurita-angst joke.
This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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"Miss Ifurita?" Kauru asked timidly. "May I ask you a question?"
Ifurita smiled sadly. "If you have come to me seeking knowledge, dear Kauru, I fear that I cannot help you. Even after thousands of years of suffering, I have no answers for man's inhumanity to man, or the horrible emptiness and utter futility of our lives, or..."
Ifurita suddenly cut herself off, with a puzzled expression.
An openly weeping Kauru had fallen into a fetal position. "Um, actually, I wanted to ask if I could borrow some of your blue hair dye. But I don’t think I'll bother, now..."
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BLURB: I don't think I'll bother, now.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2004
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
Another lame joke that followed the "To Die For" drabble. Hey, it's been a few minutes since my last Ifurita-angst joke.
This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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"Miss Ifurita?" Kauru asked timidly. "May I ask you a question?"
Ifurita smiled sadly. "If you have come to me seeking knowledge, dear Kauru, I fear that I cannot help you. Even after thousands of years of suffering, I have no answers for man's inhumanity to man, or the horrible emptiness and utter futility of our lives, or..."
Ifurita suddenly cut herself off, with a puzzled expression.
An openly weeping Kauru had fallen into a fetal position. "Um, actually, I wanted to ask if I could borrow some of your blue hair dye. But I don’t think I'll bother, now..."
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