El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Better Than Chocolate ( Chapter 78 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Better Than Chocolate
BLURB: There were some unusual expenses, this month.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2004
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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The Princess Rune Venus was reviewing the palace domestic budget with Londs.

She examined one page of a long written report. "What are these figures?"

"Miscellaneous expenses," Londs said. "There were some unusual expenses, this month."

"Mmm..." Rune traced down the page with her finger, reading it aloud. "Three hundred clothespins... a fifty-gallon barrel of chocolate syrup... eighty boxes of waxed dental floss... and a glockenspiel."

Londs sighed. "Fatora and Alielle, yes?"

Rune smiled slyly, and raised a guilty hand. "Um, actually, the chocolate was mine. I met a nice young handsome Alliance prince, and... Londs? Your nose is bleeding."

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