El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Forgotten Realm ( Chapter 91 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Forgotten Realm
BLURB: Even John Kerry couldn't remember it.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock
DATE: October 2004
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

Doing my part to spread a new Intarweb catch-phrase that arose from the first 2004 US Presidential debate.

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

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The Princesses Rune Venus and Fatora addressed a conference of leaders in the Floristica royal hall. "Ladies and gentlemen," Rune said, "welcome to the Alliance summit meeting.

"I'd like to recognize representatives of our own Roshtaria; and of the river-port of Gannan, and the fortress of Balta Hill; and Doros, Geynos, Laide and Baron...

"And the three Muldoon priestesses... and representatives from the Barage Market...

"And... um... er... uh..." Rune frowned. She rubbed her chin with one hand, and then tapped a finger against her pursed lips. A long uncomfortable silence fell over the hall.

Fatora sighed. "You forgot Poland."

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