El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ You Can't Touch This, Part One ( Chapter 98 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: MrWhat 
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 03.10.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 188 | Visits: 137 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 03.10.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 188 | Visits: 137 | Status: Completed
TITLE: You Can't Touch This, Part One
BLURB: Go Go Ifurita Head.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: March 2005
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
This takes place shortly after the end of the first OVA series.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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"Ifurita?" asked Makoto. "I've never seen you without that choker with the two red jewels. Does it, uh, 'do' anything?"
Ifurita sighed. "You will learn this, sooner or later... push the top jewel."
Makoto reached out, and pushed the top jewel. It clicked down, like a switch. Ifurita's head suddenly flew up on a long heavy spring, like a jack-in-the-box toy.
Makoto jumped back. "WHOAH!! What the--"
Ifurita reached up, held her swaying head with both hands, and pulled it back into place. "If you think *that* is ridiculous, just wait until you see what the *other* jewel does."
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BLURB: Go Go Ifurita Head.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: March 2005
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
This takes place shortly after the end of the first OVA series.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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"Ifurita?" asked Makoto. "I've never seen you without that choker with the two red jewels. Does it, uh, 'do' anything?"
Ifurita sighed. "You will learn this, sooner or later... push the top jewel."
Makoto reached out, and pushed the top jewel. It clicked down, like a switch. Ifurita's head suddenly flew up on a long heavy spring, like a jack-in-the-box toy.
Makoto jumped back. "WHOAH!! What the--"
Ifurita reached up, held her swaying head with both hands, and pulled it back into place. "If you think *that* is ridiculous, just wait until you see what the *other* jewel does."
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