Excel Saga Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Anime Infiltration Project: Act I Dog-Demon-Dayz ❯ Into the Well ( Chapter 2 )

Excel: The Anime Infiltration Project

Act I : Demon-Dog-Dayz

 

Chapter 2

 

“Rikudou-san, what's this?” A very angry Rumiko Takahashi (The creator of Inuyasha) storms into Koshi's art studio waving what looks like a contract around before shoving it in his face.

“Wha?” Koshi readjusts his glasses to view the paper that undoubtedly has his seal of approval on it.

 

“I, Koshi Rikudou give permission for the Excel Saga Series to span and invade the following series: …“

 

“What? I don't ever recall signing something like this. Miko-chan you know I wouldn't forsake the manga artists' oath!” Koshi Pleaded

“I don't know what to believe right now Rikudou-san, do you realize what will happen if word of this gets out?” Rumiko glared at Koshi with a look of immense worry.

“Don't worry so much Miko-chan. This is obviously some kind of mistake; my staff would never allow the Excel series to take over another artists work.” Rumiko paused and glanced at the wall of story-boards from the Excel Saga anime series. The entire series being nothing but parodies made her a bit uneasy.

“You may not Rikudou-san, but fan authors lurk at all corners of the internet. They're perverted and tamper with the boundaries between the worlds. They mess with powers beyond their mortal comprehension without a care in the world! They deprave the very fabric of fandom. The anime world is just a joke to them!” Rumiko ranted, clenching her fists with a facial expression of pure drama.

“Oh I don't know about that, some of them can get quite creative. But, if you're that worried than we'll just have to make sure this doesn't go public, Right?” Koshi explained, trying to bring Rumiko back down to earth a little bit.

“Hey-o Takahashi-san!”

“Oh, Hello Nabashein-san.”

“Ah-Ah, Na-ba-shein-sama!” Nabashein laughed heartily boosting his own ego. To which Rumiko rolled her eyes. “Hey Koshi, I went ahead and faxed that new permission contract down to production and marketing.”

“YOU DID WHAT!?” Both Koshi and Rumiko shouted at the top of their lounges at Nabashein.

“Damn . . .“ Nabashein responded acting half def. “I said, I went and faxed that new permission contract down to the production staff.”

“What the hell did you do that for?” Koshi asked nervously, hoping Rumiko didn't pummel him to death right there.

“What do you mean? You're the one who told me to do it Koshi.” Nabashein said casually confused as Rumiko rolled up her sleeves, silent flames of anger emanating as she approached Koshi with the intent to harm severely.

“RIKUDOU-SAN!!!!!”

“Miko-chan, I swear I didn't. Don't look at me like that; Miko-chan put that down. What are you, No MIKO-CHAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!”

“Ooo, Kinky!” Nabashein chuckled at the horrifically mangled display unfolded before him.

 

 

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Japan:

 

“Water, Food, Shel-terrrrrrr.” Excel bellows in excruciating exhaustion as she crawls and drags herself along the sidewalk.

“Senior, we've only been walking for about 5 minutes.” Hyatt explains.

“That's the problem with you Ha-chan; you never know how to play the part. You really gotta milk it, kinda-like-milking-the-cow-except-not-quite-a-cow-cuz-their-u tters-are-gross-and-squishy-and-remind-Excel-of-her-grand-mot hers-toe-nails.” Excel exclaimed in one breath as she jumped to her feet and did a little dance to express the “seriousness” of her predicament.”

“But Senior, It's only another block.” Hyatt remarked as she pointed down the street.

“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell why didn't you say so in the first place Ha-chan, let's go Excel is starved!” Excel through a triumphant fist into the air before dragging Hyatt, who happens to be carrying Menchi, by the wrist.

 

“By Mom, By Grandpa, by Sota, See you when I get back!” A cheery voice called from up the hill. A fuku clad school-girl with raven colored hair hurriedly made her way across the temple grounds.

“Target Spotted, Operation annoy-the-school-girl-at-the-temple-until-she-tells-us-what-we-need-to-know , Commence.” Excel gleamed with a maniacal … gleam, in her eye as she stalked the (what she refered to as) ever-so-average-looking-temple-girl who was making her way to a dark building at the back of the lot.

“Senior, wouldn't it be easier just to walk up disguised as normal people and ask politely?” Hyatt asked, the both of them hiding secretively up in the giant tree of memories.

“And that's why Excel is the Senior Officer Ha-chan, you have much to learn!” Excel exclaimed sticking her finger in he air as if it helped to validate her thinking.

“Oh, teach me your wise ways Senior Excel.” Hyatt asked as she watched patiently for Excel's next move. It was times like these that you could tell that Hyatt was just about as naïve and oblivious as Excel, just with a quarter of the energy. The raven haired girl paused at the entrance to the small shack with a quick look around before entering.

“NOW!” Excel yelled with her fist thrown into the air.

“…” Silence.

“Now what senior?” Hyatt asked curiously.

“Uh …” Excel blinked in confusion for a minute before realize the raven haired girl was gone out of site within the building. “THIS!” She yelled again as she grabbed Hyatt and ran at warp speed, crashing into the shack nearly blowing the door off. They landed in a pilled heap on the floor next to the well-like opening in the room. Excel blinked for a moment, her eyes refocusing as she glanced upwards. Fortunately for her (and unfortunately for the temple girl.) Excel was granted a straight shot right up her skirt; as she happened to be standing up upon the well's edge. The girl shrieked as all three of them stood blinking at each-other in confusion.

“Who are you, what are you doing in here. Visitor's are allowed in the courtyard and the main temple, this room is off-limits.” She said, flustered and trying to pin down her skirt as it seemed Excel was still staring at her panties and grinning stupidly. The silence was broken a few stifled coughs came from Hyatt in her attempt to stand.

“A-are you o.k. miss?” The young girl asked.

“Oh yes I'm just …” Hyatt, a little dizzy and wobbly in the knees, stumbled foreword to grab hold of the edge of the well to prop herself up and in the process … “BLAAAAGGGHHH …” She had managed in one swift unintentionally move to throw-up an ungodly amount of blood all over the place, scare the living daylights out of the young girl who then lost her footing and sent the both of them tumbling down the well.

“Good Thinking Ha-Chan, way to improvise!” Excel stood there nodding in acceptance for a moment of obliviousness until a shining light began to glow from the bottom of the well. “Hey! WAIT!!! Don't leave Excel here all by herself!” She swiftly hopped up and dove into the well headfirst. “Don't take her all for yourself Ha-chan, Excel saw her panties first!”

 

Another moment later the three of them were spiraling down through the eerie purple light until they landed with a rather sudden “THUD!”

“Kagome is that you?” An excited child-like voice called from the top of the well.

“That was one helluva ride, let's go again!” Excel announced excitedly as she laid sprawled atop a smooshed Kagome and dead Hyatt. The raven-haired school-girl who was now classified as Kagome let out a blood-curdling screeched. Excel was forced off the top of the pile face first into the dirt as Kagome jumped to her feet with a look of terror on her face.

“S-she's dead!” She said pointing in fear.

“Who Hyatt? I told you, she does that all the time.” Explained Excel. “Like this one-time-we-were-on-this-mission-and-there-was-this-gooey-flying-sea-spatul a-and”

“KAGOME! WHAT'S WRONG?” A strong, slightly worried voice called from the top of the well. “Where is she? KAGOME!?”

“I'm down here!” She called up, cutting off Excel the motor-mouth before she could keep going. “You two need to go back through the well. Hey, did you hear me? I said I need to take you back.” But Excel was in a whole other world as the silver-haired dog-boy of her dreams came bounding down the well.

“Just like out of the comic book …” She muttered to herself in a daze.

“Who are these weirdoes? And why do I smell blood?” He asked glancing between the still-dead-yet-not-quite-as-dead-as-before Hyatt and the strangely drooling blonde-haired vixen before him.

“I-I don't know. One minute they came bounding into the well shack and the next thing I knew she …” She said pointing to Hyatt. “Was spewing up blood and we were all tumbling down the well.”

“And what about …” Twitch, twitch-twitch, twitch. “GET OFF ME!” No sooner had he removed his vision from her that the silver-haired dog-boy was having his ears meticulously groped and fondled by obsessively drooling fan-girl. He attempted every-which-way to throw her off but she squirmed and dodged most expertly all while maintaining the tender grip on his sensitive ears. He growled with a mixture of confused emotions, annoyed that this strange “creature” had latched onto him and wasn't letting go, and yet slightly turned on at having his ears stroked so expertly.

“Oh, where are we Senior?” The near-corpse suddenly regained the composure to speak to which Kagome let out another blood-curdling scream.

“Would you stop that!?” Inuyasha directed at Kagome as her shriek pierced his overly-sensitive ears. (Excel: “Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy”) “And you're in Japan, where did ya think you were.” He snapped at an eerily calm Hyatt who just smiled at him blankly.

“Hey, are you guys going to come out of there or what?” Another peculiar male voice called from the top of the well.

“Yeah, yeah.” Grunted Inuyasha who was become both increasingly irritated and slightly confused at the obnoxiously pleasant sensations going through his ears.

“Maybe you should carry her up?” Kagome pointed to Hyatt who was still sitting on the ground. “We don't want any more … fatal? … accidents?”

“What?” Inuyasha grunted and complained but bent down to scoop her up in his arms anyway. With Hyatt in his arms and Excel strapped to his back he could already tell he was in for one hell of an evening. As Kagome climbed the vine-siding out, Inuyasha gave a swift leap and bounded out, landing in the center of their small pack and setting Hyatt down gently against the side of the well before trying once again to desperately kick Excel off of him.

 

“Whoa! You went down for Kagome and came back with two more lovely ladies?” The peculiar monk strolled over to the side of the well and peered down. “Wish that worked every-time.” He chuckled to himself before catching eye of Hyatt. “Whoa … who's that?” He asked as his eyes gently traced over her attractive, delicate frame.

“Are they from you time?” The shinobi looking woman asked as she stared at their strange clothes.

“I suppose so.” Kagome responded with a shrug. “But those `uniforms' are weird even for my time.” She glanced over at Inuyasha as he continued to struggle with a resilient Excel. (Inu: “Get off, Get off, Get off.” Exc: “Furry, Furry, Furry”) The amorous monk knelt down next to what he perceived as the delicately stunning beauty beside the well.

“And where are you from?” He asked slyly as he placed a hand upon her shoulder.

“We're from AcroOOOGGGGGGHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS.” Hyatt attempted to explain before spewing blood all over Miroku.

“Oh Dear Gods! Is she a demon?” He fell backwards making a warding sign with his hands.

“I don't know, that happened earlier.” Kagome responded with look of worry and confusion. “One minute she's fine and the next she's spewing blood all over the place and passing out dead.”

“ENOUGH!!!” The crowd turned as Inuyasha's voice overpowered everything as he finally caught hold of Excel's foot and launched her hurling towards the side of the well and right into Miroku.

 

 

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