Fake Fan Fiction / Pet Shop Of Horrors Fan Fiction ❯ Double Dipped ❯ Happiness is ( Chapter 14 )

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Double Dipped 14

Randolph walked down the crowded street in China town and looked around. The Pet Shop of Count D had been closed for over two weeks now. He knew that something was up with the special Royals that they were all protecting for Detectives Laytner and MacLean were working from the consulate and Orcot had been reassigned until further notice. Randolph paused and stared in horror at the closed on the door as a slim hand with frighteningly perfect nails removed it. He glowered and stomped to the door and wrenched it open as soon as the lock was thrown.

“Hello detective how may I help you?” Sofu said pleasantly, he waited for the detectives eyes to focus in the dim lighting and notice Q-Chan sitting on his shoulder. Randolph's eyes widened as he looked at the creature. He gulped and backed away from the shop leaving as hastily as was humanly possible.

“Mother, what on Earth did you do to that man?” Lord D asked, he had been sitting on the couch unobserved by the angry detective.

“Business as usual, when will all of the guest arrive?” Sofu asked and looked at the clock. He smiled it was nearing noon, time for tea. Before Lord D could answer his father the bell above the shop door chimed and Jill and Diana rushed in with Ryo and Dee. They all carried many gifts and laughed and chattered.

“Where is the little darling?” Jill Gushed carrying a bag of what looked like a mountain of pink cloth.

“They shall be here shortly. Leon is helping D to dress as we speak,” Lord D said. He looked over at JJ who held his Nana's arm and walked with her down the hallway and assisted her to sit. Lord D smiled as he stared. JJ looked up and Lord D felt his heart skip a beat. JJ grinned and winked before he handed his Nana her little dog and his brush.

Break

(Rewind: Insert Flashback)

JJ lay in bed holding Lord D close and waited. His chest and sheet beneath him were drenched from the tears that his love had shed. “Darling, I know a lot is going on, but do you think you can talk to me, I am afraid for you?”

“When I lived with Hamanosuke, he would typically have me on my knees. But you had never done so. He always hurt me, you never did. Every bad memory that I have of being loved by him; you have replaced. I wanted that one replaced as well. He took my son from me and you have returned him.”

“Glad I could be of help,” JJ said and kissed the top of Lord D's head. “So the child, it is your son, not mine?”

“Yes, I mean no, he will have some of your traits; he will not be only my son, but yours as well.” Lord D paused realizing that it would be hard for JJ to understand. JJ simply sighed.

“I'll love him regardless.” He promised, “just as I love you.” JJ leaned back against the bed and cradled Lord D in his arms. "You know," He said, "This is the first time that I have ever topped in a relationship."

"Topped?" Lord D looked up at JJ with a confused frown on his face.

"Yeah, topped. You know..." JJ blushed and looked away from Lord D's gaze. "Like in bed." Lord D still looked confused and Jj simply blushed faked a yawn and snuggled close to Lord D preparing to go to sleep.

"I would like to know what y ou are talking about, won't you please tell me?" Lord D sat up and stared at JJ. Jj sighed before he pressed Lord D to the bed and climbed on top of him. Lord D sighed into the kiss that took his breathe away. He was smiling though the pain of JJ changing the subject. Lord D closed his eyes and enjoyed the feeling of Jj as he slid deep inside.

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“You are walking better,” Leon observed as D made his way from the room carrying Jewel.

“Yes, with time all wounds heal,” D said. Chris looked up and nodded he waved at T-Chan who was meeting the child for the first time along with all the other animals in the shop.

T-Chan glowered at Leon and grumbled, “Humans are so easy to read. It takes six weeks after birth before the baby's mom is capable of... well…” T-Chan blushed and looked away.

“I was more worried about him walking you little obnoxious, nosy, pervert," Leon practically growled.

“Leon I will not have our daughter's ears sullied by your foul mouth,” D said and smiled brightly at the crowd sitting in the parlor that stood as soon as he was visible. The Royals had arrived and were all bearing gifts of varying shades of pink and purple. Andy had bags and bags of purple items. D smiled, he would expect no less of her, purple was her court color. “Oh my,” D said and sat grateful in the plush chair that Leon held out for him. The crowd shushed as D pulled the light green blanket aside and showed the small face within. “I would like to introduce you all to Jewel Llynnya Orcot.” King Zarro stepped forward ahead of the crowd and peered at the small child. He reached for her and D took a deep breath before he relinquished his daughter.

“Why D she is beautiful and look at those eyes,” Zarro smiled and looked over at Leon. “She will do well by both of her parents, but then again the D's have never lacked beauty. You'll have your hands full when Puberty hits believe me I know. I have fourteen daughters,” Zarro announced.

“How about we let them worry about puberty after she makes it past the terrible twos,” Nana joked with the king.

“Our children are always well behaved, why when my son and grandson were two they were perfect little angels.” Sofu said. D blushed and smiled at his father who looked sad to have missed such an important time in his son's development.

“Yes I am sure they were perfect, but she bears Orcot's blood as well, she'll more than likely be a little hellion,” Dee smirked and winked at Count D. “But Leon was a hellion until the Count reined him in I doubt he will allow his child to run amok.”

“She is beautiful, that is my official word as the King of Arcadia,” Zarro said with a grin. He had told Andy the same thing about little Nicklaus with a sly grin at Clarisande. She had figured out the ancient Arcadian script and had informed the king of her findings. King Zarro had laughed and sworn her to secrecy.

"I was unaware that she needed your aproval but I am glad to have it," D said and took his daughter back from the king and rocked her gently back and forth. She opened her eyes and stared at D as if contemplating what whe wished to do now. Her descision made she opened her mouth and emitted a wail. "I think she's hungry," D annouced to the crowd that silenced and gathered around. Leon fetched her bottle from Chris little bag and handed it to D.

"Ok everyone, I think it is time now," Leon said and winked at the gathering of friends. Bikky cheered and clapped Chris on the back. ANdy was the first to pull her wads of Purple baby clothes out of her bag and set it aside. She reached further into the bag, further than should have been possible and pulled out a large blue and gold wrapped present with a big bow.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!" They all shouted and reached into the bags of baby clotes that had hidden piles opf gifts.

"Did you think we had forgotten?" Leon asked his brother who was too shocked to do more than stare around himself in awe. Lady Clarisande waved her hand and the front of the shop was instantly decorated for his eigth birthday party. Chris knew that he had never had a happier birthday.

Break

Count D was sitting in the garden rocking Jewel when he saw his father walking one of the many paths looking lost in thought. "Father" D called when it looked as if his father would walk right by without noticing him. "Is everything all right?"

"Oh, child yes, do not concern yourself," Lord D said and made as if to walk by. Count D touched the sleeve of his father robe and felt him trembling.

"I am not a child, please, sit and talk to me." Count D said, he was worried when his father sat and avoided his gaze.

"Do you ever fear that you do not truly know Leon?" Lord D asked when he had poured himself a cup of tea. "Like he is keeping secrets?"

"Ha, Leon has never kept a secret from me, I think it is quit beyond him. Even before we were lovers his emotions were always loud and clear, we both just decided to avoid them." D smiled, hoping that his father would open up to him.

"I found this," Lord D said and handed a handkerchief to D. D opened the handkerchief and saw that inside it was a badge.

"New York City, 27th precint, Detective Adams," D read aloud and looked at his father in confusion. "A lover perhaps, killed in duty?"

"I wouldn't know, he hasn't spoken to me about it and well, I don't think that is what it is." Lord D said with a sigh. His intuition had always been exemplary, except when it came to matters of the heart.

"I am sure it is nothing to be overly concerned about father, why don't you ask him. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation. Then you can spend valuable time together." D smiled and blushed slightly before he attended to wiping excess milk from Jewel's mouth. "She behaves just like Leon, feed her and she is happy."

"That is how most babies behave," Lord D said and sat up to appreciate his grand daughter. His clothing shifted to show that he was beginning to develope a dent in his clothing. D smiled at his father. "Child," Lord D said and Count D decided that it was not worth the effort to correct him. "Do you know..." Lord D paused and turned bright red before bravely going on. "Do you know what the word... Topped means?"

"Topped, as in..." Count D paused, "No father I am afraid I do not know what that means." Count D grinned, "but I know someone who does."

"Do you think JJ is dissatisfied with me?" Lord D asked worried when D sat Jewel in her bassinet and picked up the phone.

"He is crazy about you father. Thouroughly besotted," D assured his father and dialed. "Yes, Detective Laytner, hello. I am fine. No I am not calling for Leon, I was hoping to speak to you... I have a few questions and I hope you can answer... Oh no!..." D laughed. "Nothing like that... I think," D frowned and looked at his father. "Yes, I will have tea prepared and food. No you do not need to stop and pick up any popsicles, honestly..." D laughed and hung up the phone. "We are in luck father, Ryo is at the children's school signing Bikky out for tommorow, they have their court appearance. I do wish them luck. I wish I could be there to support them."

"You should be able to. You and Jewel are both in perfect health. If walking does not upset you I say go and support your friends. I wish to go as well." Lord D said with a grin. "Unlike you, I am old enough to control my appearance to strangers. Though I may get as large as you did I will look no differrent than I do now."

"Unfair, I was stuck hiding and you can..." Count D pouted at his father before he smiled when he heard the chime on the door. Within moments Dee walked into the garden with a curious smile on his face. "Detective... That was rather quick."

"You did offer him food," Lord D said and indicated that Dee should sit and partake of their lunch.

"Hello Papa D, what's up Little D, what did you want to ask me?" Dee looked around. "Be quick before Ryo finds out I am here without him," Dee peeked over at Jewel sleeping peacfully. "Aw man D, she's beautiful."

"Thank you detective," D said and blushed. "Do you know what it meas to have topped someone?"

Dee choked on his tea and blinked tears from his eyes after an extended fit of coughing. "Did you ask Leon?" Dee asked afraid to get involved in other people's relationship. Everytime he did Ryo got mad at him.

"Oh no... I mean, well..." Count D sighed and looked at his father.

"JJ told me that our relationship is the first time he has ever topped anyone and I do not know what he means." Lord D said when his son seemed at a loss for words.

"Oh... wow... I mean it figures that he would be top... but I can also see how this is a first time, I mean..." Dee rambled he realized that D and Lord D looked even more confused. "It means, well it has to do with ... well in bed, he tops you." Dee said to Lord D who stared at him blankly. "Talk about a culture shock... when languages collide." Dee mumbled and looked at Count D. "In bed, Leon tops you right?"

"He is not always on top of me," Count D blushed and looked away from D. He pulled a fan from his sleeve and sipped his tea which seemed too warm in balmy garden with his heightened temperature.

"Yes, but he tops you..." Dee said with a meaningful nod at Count D who frowned. "I top Ryo..." Dee said at a loss to how he could say it gently without embarrassing them more. Lord D was already so red that Dee feared he would pass out.

"Oh... ChiChi ya...Anata wo shite no JJ," Count D said triumphantly in understanding. Lord D's eyes widened before he closed them and hid his face. "I think he understands now. "D said fanning away his own heated embarrassment. Dee laughed before he leaned over the bassinet and blew a kiss over at Jewel and took his leave of the two Kami in the garden who could not bring themselves to make eye contact.

Author's note: I do not know if my translation is correct but I tried to have D say "Father (respectfully) you give your self to JJ, or JJ takes you," something to that effect. And if anyone can tell the significance of the NY Badge with Adams on it before I upload the next chapter... Kudos to you. I may have a special prize or something... Ja ne