Fake Fan Fiction ❯ FAKE: Love in New York ❯ Track Two: Carol Don't Preach ( Chapter 2 )
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By: kit_shang 
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.02.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 454 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.02.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 454 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer:
Though I make this wish every night...Dee and Ryo still aren't mine!^o^,
ALL lyrics were not written by me!
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FAKE: Love in New York
Director:Kit_Yang+<^_^>+
Track Two: Carol Don't Preach
Rushing home, Ryo took the subway hoping Dee wouldn't come after him or greet him there. Knowing Dee, the man'll probably come to dinner uninvited like he always does. Arriving at the front steps of his apartment complex, Ryo opened the door and was greeted by Bikky and Carol. Staring at their faces, Ryo was wondering what was up with their strange behaviors today. After all, it was weird for the both of them to wait for him instead of hanging out or doing something.
Trapping Ryo before he could enter his room, Bikky and Carol both replied in unison,"Ryo, we need to talk."
"Okay...what about?" Ryo asked suspiciously, although he had a clue what this was all about.
"Ryo..." Carol said "Bikky and I have noticed that you're getting OLD...and you're not as young as you used to be, and you're never gonna be."
"Geez, thanks for the compliment" Ryo said rolling his eyes.
"And anyways, we were wondering...if..."
"Come on Carol! Just come out and say it!" Bikky said impatiently.
"Fine, party pooper...Ryo, you've been leading Dee on for 3 years now...I think it's about time you stopped playing hard to get and hook up with him!"
Staring disbelievingly at Bikky and Carol, Ryo let out a:
"What?! ME? Lead Dee on? I haven't been doing that!" the blonde replied, stretching the truth. Dismissing the two, Ryo went into his bedroom and changed into more comfortable clothes. Heading into the kitchen to cook dinner, Ryo strapped on an apron and started taking out ingredients from the fridge.
"Oh can it Ryo!" Bikky snorted. "Look, Carol and I were just worried that if you keep letting Dee chase ya, that idiot's gonna drop ya..."
"Yeah, so we want you to quit being a cock tease and let the man know he's your baby!" Carol said with a wink.
Blushing a bright shade of red, Ryo replied,"What are you guys talking about? I am NOT in love with Dee...and who taught you guys about things like this anyway huh? Don't you know this is adult stuff? Besides, Dee isn't my baby!" Ryo tried to convince himself as he continued chopping some veggies.
Listening to Carol and Ryo bicker back and forth could be so boring thought the blue-eyed blonde. 'Ewww....rabbit food...maybe if I just five finger discount this cookie jar, Ryo would never know...heh heh heh...am I sly or what?' Bikky grinned as he did exactly what his devil side told him to do.
'Darn that Ryo...he can be so damn stubborn at times' Carol thought angrily. Taking things into her own hands, Carol said in a sharp voice "BIKKY! it's time to start preaching!" shocking Bikky as he almost choked on the cookie he shoved into his mouth.
Coughing and gasping "G..Got milk?", Carol thumped Bikky on the back, saving his sorry hide. With a look of gratitude, Bikky straightened up and started stretching for his dance routine. Grabbing a black leather jacket, black sunglasses, a black cap, and a portable radio, Bikky gave Carol thumbs up. Giving Bikky a look of amusement, Carol put her hands upon her hips and began a tune:
&Ryo I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I am always your little girl&
(POINTING TO HERSELF AND SHAKING HER HEAD BACK AND FORTH)
&But you should know by now
I'm not a baby&
(TOUCHING RYO'S ARM)
Feeling her light touch upon his arm, Ryo looked into Carol's eyes and saw amusement there. Looking up into his eyes, Carol smiled and continued to sing as Bikky started moonwalking while carrying the radio on his shoulders.
&You always taught me right from wrong
You need my help so please stay strong
I may be young at heart
But I know what I'm saying&
Meanwhile, Bikky stopped and stared through his sunglasses at the food Ryo was preparing. Seeing nothing but diced veggies, Bikky started gagging. Tears came to his eyes as he silently accused Ryo of feeding him rabbit food.
(TURNING HER HEAD TO ONE SIDE AND SHAKING IT BACK AND FORTH)
&The one you warned me all about
The one you said you could do without
You're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please&
Feeling like a child, Ryo stopped chopping his veggies and put his hands on his hips. Hoping he could convince the young girl that he didn't need help, Ryo sang:
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Dee isn't my baby, oh
Dee isn't my baby, mmm...&
(UNTYING HIS APRON, THROWING IT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER)
(LEAVING THE KITCHEN AND ENTERING THE LIVING ROOM W/ BIKKY AND CAROL BEHIND)
&He says that he wants to love me
And that we can raise a little family
Maybe it's not right, is it worth the sacrifice?&
(RYO TURNING AROUND AND ASKING CAROL)
(WALKING TO THE COFFEE TABLE,RYO STRAIGHTENS MAGAZINES)
(CAROL AND BIKKY COME TO RYO'S SIDE, CAROL SINGING)
&But your friends keep telling you to give it up
Saying you're too deep, You ought to live it up
What you need right now is some good advice, please&
(RYO STOPS STRAIGHTENING AND SITS ON THE COUCH, READING A NEWSPAPER)
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Dee isn't my baby, oh
Dee isn't my baby, mmm...&
(CAROL AND BIKKY SITS ON EITHER SIDE OF RYO, BIKKY FLASHING RYO A SMILE)
(CAROL TAKING RYO'S HAND IN HERS AND GIVING HIM PUPPY EYES)
&Randy, Randy if only you could only see
Just how good Dee's been treating us three,
We give us your blessings right now
'Cause you are in love, you are in love, so please&
(RYO STANDS UP, GESTURING HER TO STOP WITH THE PALM OF HIS HAND)
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Dee isn't my baby, oh
Dee isn't my baby, mmm...&
Knowing they were on the verge of defeat, Carol and Bikky quickly got up in front of Ryo, pleading him with big, kawaii eyes. Refusing to give in, Ryo started laughing and repeated:
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep&
Refusing to hear anymore, Ryo stormed into his room echoing:
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep&
With that said and done, Ryo slammed his bedroom door, confining himself in the safety of his room. Carol and Bikky stared at each other silently.
"Well, at least we tried" Carol said giving up as she slumped her shoulders.
"Oh man, all this for nothing...heck, I even practiced moonwalking for this!" Bikky agreed as they both sat down on the floor staring at Ryo's door.
Sitting on the edge of his bed Ryo frowned and hummed:
&Oh, Dee isn't my baby, ooh
Please stop preaching me Carol
I know, Dee isn't my baby&
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And that's a Wrap!: Smashing Hits!
Yo, Kit here...so, how'd you like chapter 2? yeah I know, it wasn't that great but hey, I tried...I tried...*^-^* I enjoyed writing it though, even if I couldn't make some stuff work...I was aiming for funny, but only succeeded on some parts...See, I was listening to Papa don't Preach, and I couldn't fit the serious tone in with some humor...am I confusing you guys?....cuz I'm starting to confuse myself...oh well...hehhehhehee til next time!+<^-^>+
Though I make this wish every night...Dee and Ryo still aren't mine!^o^,
ALL lyrics were not written by me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
FAKE: Love in New York
Director:Kit_Yang+<^_^>+
Track Two: Carol Don't Preach
Rushing home, Ryo took the subway hoping Dee wouldn't come after him or greet him there. Knowing Dee, the man'll probably come to dinner uninvited like he always does. Arriving at the front steps of his apartment complex, Ryo opened the door and was greeted by Bikky and Carol. Staring at their faces, Ryo was wondering what was up with their strange behaviors today. After all, it was weird for the both of them to wait for him instead of hanging out or doing something.
Trapping Ryo before he could enter his room, Bikky and Carol both replied in unison,"Ryo, we need to talk."
"Okay...what about?" Ryo asked suspiciously, although he had a clue what this was all about.
"Ryo..." Carol said "Bikky and I have noticed that you're getting OLD...and you're not as young as you used to be, and you're never gonna be."
"Geez, thanks for the compliment" Ryo said rolling his eyes.
"And anyways, we were wondering...if..."
"Come on Carol! Just come out and say it!" Bikky said impatiently.
"Fine, party pooper...Ryo, you've been leading Dee on for 3 years now...I think it's about time you stopped playing hard to get and hook up with him!"
Staring disbelievingly at Bikky and Carol, Ryo let out a:
"What?! ME? Lead Dee on? I haven't been doing that!" the blonde replied, stretching the truth. Dismissing the two, Ryo went into his bedroom and changed into more comfortable clothes. Heading into the kitchen to cook dinner, Ryo strapped on an apron and started taking out ingredients from the fridge.
"Oh can it Ryo!" Bikky snorted. "Look, Carol and I were just worried that if you keep letting Dee chase ya, that idiot's gonna drop ya..."
"Yeah, so we want you to quit being a cock tease and let the man know he's your baby!" Carol said with a wink.
Blushing a bright shade of red, Ryo replied,"What are you guys talking about? I am NOT in love with Dee...and who taught you guys about things like this anyway huh? Don't you know this is adult stuff? Besides, Dee isn't my baby!" Ryo tried to convince himself as he continued chopping some veggies.
Listening to Carol and Ryo bicker back and forth could be so boring thought the blue-eyed blonde. 'Ewww....rabbit food...maybe if I just five finger discount this cookie jar, Ryo would never know...heh heh heh...am I sly or what?' Bikky grinned as he did exactly what his devil side told him to do.
'Darn that Ryo...he can be so damn stubborn at times' Carol thought angrily. Taking things into her own hands, Carol said in a sharp voice "BIKKY! it's time to start preaching!" shocking Bikky as he almost choked on the cookie he shoved into his mouth.
Coughing and gasping "G..Got milk?", Carol thumped Bikky on the back, saving his sorry hide. With a look of gratitude, Bikky straightened up and started stretching for his dance routine. Grabbing a black leather jacket, black sunglasses, a black cap, and a portable radio, Bikky gave Carol thumbs up. Giving Bikky a look of amusement, Carol put her hands upon her hips and began a tune:
&Ryo I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I am always your little girl&
(POINTING TO HERSELF AND SHAKING HER HEAD BACK AND FORTH)
&But you should know by now
I'm not a baby&
(TOUCHING RYO'S ARM)
Feeling her light touch upon his arm, Ryo looked into Carol's eyes and saw amusement there. Looking up into his eyes, Carol smiled and continued to sing as Bikky started moonwalking while carrying the radio on his shoulders.
&You always taught me right from wrong
You need my help so please stay strong
I may be young at heart
But I know what I'm saying&
Meanwhile, Bikky stopped and stared through his sunglasses at the food Ryo was preparing. Seeing nothing but diced veggies, Bikky started gagging. Tears came to his eyes as he silently accused Ryo of feeding him rabbit food.
(TURNING HER HEAD TO ONE SIDE AND SHAKING IT BACK AND FORTH)
&The one you warned me all about
The one you said you could do without
You're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please&
Feeling like a child, Ryo stopped chopping his veggies and put his hands on his hips. Hoping he could convince the young girl that he didn't need help, Ryo sang:
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Dee isn't my baby, oh
Dee isn't my baby, mmm...&
(UNTYING HIS APRON, THROWING IT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER)
(LEAVING THE KITCHEN AND ENTERING THE LIVING ROOM W/ BIKKY AND CAROL BEHIND)
&He says that he wants to love me
And that we can raise a little family
Maybe it's not right, is it worth the sacrifice?&
(RYO TURNING AROUND AND ASKING CAROL)
(WALKING TO THE COFFEE TABLE,RYO STRAIGHTENS MAGAZINES)
(CAROL AND BIKKY COME TO RYO'S SIDE, CAROL SINGING)
&But your friends keep telling you to give it up
Saying you're too deep, You ought to live it up
What you need right now is some good advice, please&
(RYO STOPS STRAIGHTENING AND SITS ON THE COUCH, READING A NEWSPAPER)
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Dee isn't my baby, oh
Dee isn't my baby, mmm...&
(CAROL AND BIKKY SITS ON EITHER SIDE OF RYO, BIKKY FLASHING RYO A SMILE)
(CAROL TAKING RYO'S HAND IN HERS AND GIVING HIM PUPPY EYES)
&Randy, Randy if only you could only see
Just how good Dee's been treating us three,
We give us your blessings right now
'Cause you are in love, you are in love, so please&
(RYO STANDS UP, GESTURING HER TO STOP WITH THE PALM OF HIS HAND)
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Dee isn't my baby, oh
Dee isn't my baby, mmm...&
Knowing they were on the verge of defeat, Carol and Bikky quickly got up in front of Ryo, pleading him with big, kawaii eyes. Refusing to give in, Ryo started laughing and repeated:
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep&
Refusing to hear anymore, Ryo stormed into his room echoing:
&Carol don't preach, I'm not in trouble deep
Carol don't preach, I'm not losing sleep&
With that said and done, Ryo slammed his bedroom door, confining himself in the safety of his room. Carol and Bikky stared at each other silently.
"Well, at least we tried" Carol said giving up as she slumped her shoulders.
"Oh man, all this for nothing...heck, I even practiced moonwalking for this!" Bikky agreed as they both sat down on the floor staring at Ryo's door.
Sitting on the edge of his bed Ryo frowned and hummed:
&Oh, Dee isn't my baby, ooh
Please stop preaching me Carol
I know, Dee isn't my baby&
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
And that's a Wrap!: Smashing Hits!
Yo, Kit here...so, how'd you like chapter 2? yeah I know, it wasn't that great but hey, I tried...I tried...*^-^* I enjoyed writing it though, even if I couldn't make some stuff work...I was aiming for funny, but only succeeded on some parts...See, I was listening to Papa don't Preach, and I couldn't fit the serious tone in with some humor...am I confusing you guys?....cuz I'm starting to confuse myself...oh well...hehhehhehee til next time!+<^-^>+